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 "Themepark
- Cedar Point Top Thrill Dragster Coaster"
hrmm 0-120mph in 4secs eh..... hrmm.. i may have to drive down to ohio
nce its completed, and see what thats like..  
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| "Purple
Pussy - Friends" hah, now this is a comic i
can relate too..
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| "eBayMotors
- Acura: Integra, Hottest Acura Integra" why
do people do this to their cars? i will never understand this. i can
understand a nice set of rims, maybe an aftermarket hood, but never
this whole 10k$ paint job and shit. ah well, looks like other people
feel the same way i do, since it looks like this car has been relisted
a few times heh.
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| "Ananova
- Possible Court Action over Dobby-Putin Resemblance" ROFLMAO |
| "Static3D
- Battlefield 1942 Posters" Yes! Air Plane
Campers!! heh. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Star
Spangled Ice Cream" Having ordered a shitload
of stuff from the US, i know that it takes forever for it to clear customs.
i would hate to see what would happen to the icecream when it would
be 'inspected' but the canuck side of the border heh. Sent in by: Brill
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| "Freedom
to Tinker: Use a Firewall, Goto Jail" This
would never sell, 90% of the traffic that goes out of my network here
is encrypted, and my service provider couldn't be happier, since im
sure they are pleased that they have a tech monkey who knows how to
run shit, instead of having wide open ports and no security, which would
lead to wonderful DDoS attacks. ah well, we'll see if this actually
gets anywhere. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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|
| "WorldOnline
News - Man Dies in Sex Toy Shocker" NEWSFLASH:
THIS JUST IN... Dont use home made electrical sex toys....
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| "The
Register - WindowsNT To Broken to Fix" heh,
its good to see MS has finally started to take a step forward with its
NT Kernel, by trying to limit the fixes on the older versions. But yeah,
anyone who puts a Windows* Server infront of a firewall, needs to go
back to admin school.
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| "Ananova
- Czech Woman Facing Jail over Kiss" Woo, Tongue
biters.. thats my kinda woman..
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| "ABCNews
- Dye Pack Explodes in Robbers Pants" rofl.
dumbest monkey ever...
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| "aaUT
- Ascii Unreal Tournament" hah! awesome, im
gonna have to build another BSD machine just to try this out hehe.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
|
| "Yahoo
- Time-Traveller Busted for Insider Trading"
hah! Yes! Its like back to the future all over again. heh. But yeah,
800$usd to 350$million usd in two weeks eh... that would be pretty hard
to pull off.. Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "Hitoshi
- I LIEK MILK" heh, engrish at its finest.
heh. Sent in by: Flatline
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|
| "Guardian
Unlimited - Anarchists and the Fine Art of Torture"
Yeah, i know some real winners who love doing the self disfiguring.
So i can kinda relate, funny thing is. these guys end up carving girls
names on their chests and arms and shit, which in turn scares girls
away, so then they become loser stalkers. so yeah, if you want to win
a girls heart, dont spell her name in scars on your body...
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| "SayIt.swf"
*snicker* warning, turn yer volume down, and send this
one to your co-workers heh..
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| "El
Bastardo De Plastico! The Lucha Libre Action Figure Archive"
WICKED Wrestler Action Figures.. I swear, when i was
younger, the kids who would play with these type of toys, i was sure
were gay. I can't think of a more 'fruity' toy then a big well built,
rubber man.. Make sure you click into 'Figures' and check out all the
pics
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| "Boners
- Soylent Black" I find the shape and coloring
of this more funny then anything else...
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| "Little-Gamers
- Bush" this almost brought a smurk to my face.... Sent in by: Skull-
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| "Karma1.swf"
Yes! The Figurative Kamasutra! Wicked. I think i'll be busy playing
with this at work heh. Sent in by: Schrieks
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| "Achewood
- Hugs, not Bombs" heh Sent in by: _Spectre_
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|
| "Cnet
- IBM to Produce Nvidia Chips" oh god. why
oh why is nvidia doing this..... just when they had a good thing going.
they had to go and fuck it up by getting IBM involved...
|
| "CNN
- Portable Computer Pioneer Dies" :( <3
portable computers..
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| "Ananova
- Beijing Bans Car Number Plates Ending in 4" Who
believes in things that are "unlucky" anymore? i walk under
ladders all the time, in hopes that they will collapse on me, so i can
sue the building owner. but then again. im a glutton for punishment..
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| "Excite
- U.S. Enlists Dolphins to Aid War Effort"
i dont know what to say.. next thing you know, the US will be using
fluffy puppies to hunt down land mines...
|
"BBSpot
- Which OS Are You?" YES!!!Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "UberGeek
- Linux Switch" *snicker* Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "4
Bukkake.com" YES! Tips on Bukkake. frankly
i find this purely disgusting.. but i love the history of bukkake on
the site, its hilarious.. Sent in by: Pr0phnizt
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|
| "IOLNews
- eLove Crashes When Couple Meet in Real Time"
k, this isn't funny, but seriously. people who are emotionally unstable
like this, should be barred from the internet. as they only cause trouble
for those of us who know how to control our instabilities. but yeah,
the real title of this article should be more like "IOLNews - Crazy
Psycho Internet Freak Nepal, Kills Pretty Little Girl" Fucken freaks...
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| "Wired
- U.S. eBay Seller Refuses Canucks" hah, Yeah,
cuz selling computer parts online supports the US Military hah. All
i can say is. this is just a different kind of racism, well actually
racism doesn't really describe this, its more along the lines of arrogant
bigotry, seriously, americans like this, give cool americans a bad name..
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| "Ananova
- New Student Fashion, To Drink Milk From Babies Bottles in China"
ghah! i can just see this turning into a fetish in north america. "Oriental
women, wearing school girl outfits, drinking milk from babies bottles".
hell just typing that gave me a boner..
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| "NYTimes
- Microsoft Pulls Ad Found Misleading" lol,
this coming a week after an exploit that affects all unpatched IIS5
servers. heh. GO MICROSOFT
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| "Rate
My Poo.com" this shit is getting out of hand
(literally). heh. I wonder where these "Rate My..." site will
stop. Sent in by: Kainazzzo
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| "SexyLosers
- Suicide" *snicker* These fucked up comics
rule me. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "ZDNet
- Hey, You -- The Unindicted Federal Felon"
heres an interesting article on the legality of file swapping software(s).
if yer a Kazaa fan, take a read. Sent in by: PSX
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|
| "Ananova
- Gold Topped Pizza Goes on Sale" i will never
understand why people buy shit with gold sprinkled on top. its pointless,
it doesn't add any flavour, and it seems to only add too the appearance.
Who cares what your food looks like going in? I just care about how
it tastes.. maybe its just me, but i dont think i'd ever order anything
with gold flake on it....
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| "The
Observer - Brewers Prepare to Seduce Young Drinkers with Wave of 'Viagra
Pops'" rofl, "A Generation of Randy Super
Beings".. The world 'randy' will always make me giggle. its just
such a funny term, but it works so well. And who the hell named 'Horny
Goat Weed' ? the name alone would turn me off these drinks...
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| "BBCNews
- Iraq Captures US Helicopter" If this doesn't
get the UN Involved, i dont know what will....
|
| "Kick
Up Nazi Kittens for Britain" there is some
fucked up shizznuggets on the internet... case in point...
|
| "TeenHealthFX
- Public Masturbation" rofl! i love it how
some people 'dont know their own sexual preference...' heh. Sent in by: mkow
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| "KOTV
- Suspected Attacker Shot and Killed" Vigilante
Justice all the way! Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "NewGrounds
- Xiao Xiao Gallery" Sweet. theres a new one,
City Plaza Rules! Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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|
| Alright,
so im getting back into the bottle, things are looking ok, i swing by
Starbucks to have a coffee with a friend, and instead of getting a normal
(faggy) non-caffiene based drink (a little fruity slushy thing) i decided
to have a black coffee, first, it was quite possibly the worst tasting
coffee i've ever had, even with the copeous amounts of sugar i added.
I drank the whole 'Large' and i've never felt sicker in my entire life.
my stomach is all screwed up like i just went on a super binge of hardcore
drinking (i did go drinking afterwards, but my body shouldn't be freaking
out like this). ugh. so mental note. its ok to look like a homosexual
when buying drinks from Starbucks, since if you try to look normal,
you'll just feel sick afterwards... .cre
|
| "Gizmodo.net
- BlueTooth Car Racing" Why hasn't anyone thought
of this earlier? like, when i was a kid, all i wanted was a car racing
set, so instead my parents got me the Hotwheels Super 8 Set (with manual
crank, no battery/electric options here. heh) and man that was fun.
and now that im a bigger kid, with a larger pocket book, i want that
toy from my childhood that i never got. So when can i put in an order
for one of these? and instead of using phones, can i use my laptop (bluetooth
enabled) and can i play someone over the internet? heh, the possibilities
are endless.
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| "Guardian
Unlimited - Satellite Photos of Iraq for Sale"
Holy crap, talk about a serious security risk. hell, just imagine, buying
satelite photos, with GPS markings on them, then dropping missiles/bombs
on that location, knowing exactly what yer hitting.
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| "Excite
- Single New Yorkers Seek Soulmates in teh Dark"
i will never understand this 'changing the way people date', i have
a friend who's done the 'speed dating' where you meet like 10 people
in 50mins, for 5min intervals, and i just couldn't grasp the reasons
why they would do that. when i go out, i almost always meet new people,
and most of them are usually date worthy, now whether or not, i give
them the option is a different story. But seriously, are we victims
of the fast food fast life culture, that we need to limit our exposure
to people who could possibly be a life mate, to summing up their existence
in 5mins?
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| "Ananova
- New Cocaine Sweet Will Help People Relax"
Yes.. and how can i mail order some of this "cocamel" ? or
better yet, how about some tomaco?
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| "I
JUST WANT GANG BANG.swf" *Snicker* Sent in by: Dromio
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| "The
Truth About Bowling for Columbine" heh, for
anyone who's seen it, heres an interesting (and uncommon) view on it,
its pretty long, im gonna have to read the whole thing at work.. Sent in by: Brill
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| "Disturbing
Auctions - Big Handed Baby" wierd.... Sent in by: Sloth-
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|
| Alright,
seems that i've pissed off alot of people with my rant about the war
the other day, please be aware that i recieved a record number of 'jesus
what the hell are you thinking?' emails. I'm trying to reply to them
all, but its going to take some time, so if you emailed me, just sit
tight, and you should have a response soon. heh. .cre
|
| "Ananova
- Actress Duped by Radio Prank Wins Compensation"
heh, now, what she should have done, was died her hair blonde, and then
she could have sued for physical and mental pains, since her hair prolly
would have fallen out due to all the harsh chemicals. heh
|
| "The
Wacky Packages Web Page" heh, i still have
a bunch of these in my sports card collection. i should bust that shit
out, im sure its worth a small fortune now. heh
|
| "Wired
- Killer Virus Tracked to Hotel" blah blah
blah... we're all gonna die... blah blah blah.....
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| "Teen
Health FX - Sex with Dog" . . . Sent in by: Brill
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| "Juicy
Fruit Commercial - The Version Unedited Version"
alright, now this does require quicktime, and yes. i did actually install
it, just so i could watch this. but it does have a certain amount of
class :) Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Diesel
Sweeties - Poop in my Mouth" *snicker* Diesel
Sweeties rules.. Sent in by: Plarceny
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|
| "CTV.Ca
- Black Hole in Minnesota Lake, Baffles Scientists" interesting...
or there could just be some sort of circulation with the water table..
moving water will never freeze. *shrug* i dunno
|
| "EvilTrailMix
- Bath Time with Michael Jackson" i dont get
it.....
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| "Limmy.com"
alright, now heres a wierd one for ya. k, at the top
of the page, where it says "Variety" select "PlayThings"
then click on the little box menu thingy that pops up. its kinda wierd/funny/cool.
heh.
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| "TheBestWebSiteEver"
uh, yeh.. TOO BAD ITS NOT THE BEST WEBSITE EVER
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| "Nata2
- Icon's Story" see windows XP would be so
much cooler if it would actually let my icons fight it out, deathmatch
style. hell i'd upgrade for that. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CNews
- Indonesian Police Urged to Grow Vegetables to Deter Corruption"
*snicker* Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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| "Mini-ITX.com
- The Bubba Computer" personally, i can't think
of a better use of a bubba can heh. and yes.. all we canadians do, is
sit around in our igloo's and drink beer, and build computers heh. Sent in by: Brill
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|
| alright.
this whole war thing... ala "shock and awe" bullshit, i still
dont understand why the US is trying for the UN to send troops in. Seriously
why is the US making problems on the other side of the planet, their
problems? if saddam is being a dick, making big chem bombs and shit,
who cares, yes. its terrible that he's using them on the Kurdish, but
should the US really step into this battle, and pretend that they care.
When all that they want is the Oil fields inside Iraq and inside Kuwait?
Think about it (if you havn't already) this is not a war of protection
(ie, protecting the kurds, the israelites, and the kuwaities), its an
imperialistic push into unfriendly territory in order to rape and pillage
the oil fields that the US needs to control (note, that Rumsfield said
that they are capturing the oil fields for the Iraqi People.. We'll
see how long that lasts after the war ends). But yeah on a side note,
i love how they started bombing and shit at 9pm (iraqi time) last night,
Right when it got dark. So they could bomb all night.. .cre
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| "Weebl.com
- Cats.swf" Seizure alert Seizure alert!
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Celebrity Prank Phone Calls" heh the jack
nicholson one rules hehe
|
| "Time
- The CIA's Secret Army" interesting... we
shall see if these killer kurds actually see any action in this war
heh. KILLER KURDS!!
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| "JJ1
- Nude Jumping Jacks and alot More" haha! You
guessed it, Not work safe. but nekkid girls working out rules.. i need
to get a whole cheerleader team, just so i can watch them practice nekkid. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "WKYC
- National Guardman Changed his Name to a Toy"
awesome. Transformers rocks! all my machines here are named after transformers,
all my servers are Autobot names, and all my workstations/laptops are
Decepticons heh. RULZ Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Yahoo
- Pet Reindeer" uhm.... uhm.... i dont know
what to say... this guy is REAKING of redneck juice. first, he's driving
a Jacked/beaten up Toyota truck. Second he has a full size Reindeer
standing in the truck bed. Third, he's got that 'tracked' conversion
on said truck... there is only one way to describe this.. R E D N E
C K Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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