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|
 "The
Mac Observer - Mac's New Rotary Mouse" hrmm
heres an interesting idea, a rotary dial on the mouse, but i still think
its about time that Mac's adopt a true 2-5button mouse.. How can you
possibly play a game with only 1 mouse button? 
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| "Local6
- Girls Gone Wild Producer Faces 22 Criminal Charges"
haha, i knew this would happen, i've seen a few of these 'GGW' style
movies, and you can so tell, that some of those girls are 16years old..
Clearly not legal to be in tame titty porno...
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| "ABCNews
- Theatre Offers Big Screen Gaming" Awesome!
i never thought of renting out a theatre to play games on the big screen.
Cept i'd prolly bring an old busted up Nintendo, to play Super Mario
Brothers, on a 52foot screen. with pixels bigger then me. that would
rule.
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| "Ananova
- Goldfish can Swim Again, Thanks to Sling"
i dont know what to say, this is so noble, yet such a waste of time.....
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| "Ain't
It Cool News - Bastardization of Starwars"
George Lucas == King Chimp.. Sent in by: Maxtype
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"CNN
- German Judge on Trial for Alleged Pimping, Sexual Coercion"
and i quote..
He told the Bild newspaper he had not forced anyone into prostitution, but could understand his suspension. "We made a bit of money at it, but I didn't force anyone into prostitution," he said.hah! Yeah.. right.. He didn't force anyone... Yeah! im so sure. Sent in by: ButcherBoy
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| "Kikkoman"
hah heres a followup to the Kikkoman link i posted the other day, looks
like theres a few English Versions kicking around the internet. Found
Here
and Here. Sent in by: Mark M. and mkow
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|
| "Yahoo
- Intel Says to Offer Emulation Software for Itanium"
looks like intel is getting pissy with AMD's hammerhead cpu, since the
Hammerhead/Opteron can process 32bit apps just as fast as it can do
64bit apps. we'll have to wait and see how Intel does with this software
abstraction layer crap, since emulating stuff at the cpu level has never
been easy on the resources (anyone running VMWare or any other Virtual
machine would know what thats like).
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| "Gizmodo:
More on the Mini-PC" Oh.. My.. God... I love
these little cool pc's. dont get me wrong, i love my ipaq, but the one
thing it needs is a little thumb keyboard, cuz using the stylus to write
or push the little buttons on the touch screen takes too long and is
way too cumbersome. althought they dont say what kinda CPU is in this,
its prolly a Crusoe or other low power mobile cpu. looks promising,
price is way too hight though :\
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| "HardOCP
- G4 PC" heh see this is tasteful, no neon
lights, no blow holes, just a clean case.
|
| "Economist
- The Art of DNA" hrmm this is a pretty interesting
article about DNA, not just for geeks, its pretty nicely written too
so most non-techy people should be able to understand..
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| "Honda's
New Accord - The Commercial" heh this is a
pretty rad commercial, i especially like the connecting rod action.
pretty bad ass.. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "The
Village Voice - Supertots and FrankenKids"
OOoOoOOOoo Genetic/DNA manipulation, bring it on, i want my kids to
be all bionic and shit too Sent in by: mkow
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| *yawn*,
so i did a tally of how many hours i've slept in the past 30days, I've
come up just over 74hours. in 30days.... i think i know why my brain
isn't working so well. im pretty sure i require more sleep then this,
in order to maintain some sort of sanity. .cre
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| "MSNBC
- eBay Goof Leaks 'snitch' data" this just
goes to show you, never tattle/snitch/tell on anyone, cuz they will
find out. and then they'll beat you up, and steal your lunch money...
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| "eBay
- Antique Fossilized Dinosaur Crap!" hah awesome.
im all over fossilzed poo hehe..
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| "Ananova
- Pensioner's Shock as 'Chicken Lays goose-sized Egg'"
I'm telling ya, this is what happens when you start feeding your cats,
dogfood. they start spitting out puppies and shit. heh. But yeah, this
is prolly just one of these genetic deviants, you know, variations in
the species (ala darwinism, note i didn't say evolution). hrmm maybe
gooses (goosi ??) and chickens are sexually compatible, i should really
bust out some of my genetics books, cuz my biology is really rough...
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| "Pet
Office - Hats for Cats" ROFLMAO~! Seriously,
wait for this to load all the way up, then start scrolling down (warning,
may ask you to install the japanese character packs, just say "no".
heh) Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Kikkomaso.swf"
uh... Uh.... UHHH. whiskey tango foxtrot what the hell
is going on in this flash movie?! anyone?? Sent in by: JCandy
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| "CNN
- Suspect in Captive Women Case 'Created Own World' in Hidden Dungeon"
this is so awesome. One of these days, if i ever get pushed over the
edge, i hope i can get my shit together and do something like this..
Even though the lawyer may say that this isn't a 'silence of the lambs
scenerio' it completely is.. keep reading.. Sent in by: mkow
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|
| Oh
OH OOH! i'm upto (somewhere around) my 17th best consecutive day of
my life, just about at my last record, the only thing thats not really
working in my favor, is my blasted work schedule, they just changed
it a week early on me.. *sigh* but atleast im working weekends again
WHOOOOHOOO! now, where did i put that bottle of jack daniels?.. *PAGING
DR.DANIELS, DR. JACK DANIELS*.. .cre
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| "CNNMoney
- Southwest Pilots Fired for Undressing in Cockpit"
ghah! Seriously, if i was a pilot, i'd be playing pranks constantly
too (or getting drunk, and flying the plane. heh)..
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| "eBay
- Skeletor's Panthor w/ Ketchup Packet in Mouth" YES!
MORE HEE-MAN TOYS PLZ!
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| "Ananova
- Teeth From Corpses Being Sold as New Dentures"
mental note: if ever travelling near/in paraguay, avoid paraguay dentists....
*shudder*
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| "CNN
- O.J. Reality TV Show in the Works" k, all
this reality TV crap has to go. all you people out there must turn off
your televisions, during the "reality tv prime time" (ie,
from 7pm fear factor to the 9pm howto marry a millionaire or whatever).
cuz these crappy ass shows are just gonna keep on comin.
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| "The
Inquirer - Andrew Busign and Opera" heh, heres
a near complete retraction of that previous article i posted about Opera
being spyware :) heh, So much for trusting the worlds largest tabloid...
Whats the world coming too.. Sent in by: Brill
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| "CRN
Breaking News - SCO CEO Defends $1 Billion Lawsuit Against IBM"
wicked! take IBM down. the only problem with this is, IBM isn't really
pushing unix anymore, they're all about mini-mainframes running Linux
in VM sessions (its an ok idea, but its completely redundant, it'd be
easier/better to build individual linux boxen with those pretty little
dual cpu 1U rack servers.. ah well, IBM sux.. Sent in by: Nadx
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| "BBCNews
- 'Bunker Buster' Missiles Aim At Moon" hrm..
heres an interesting idea, instead of dragging a huge earth drill upto
the moon, just taking a few bunker busters up, and tossing them at the
moons poles to hunt for ice.. but the real question is, why would we
be searching for ice on the moon? its far too inhabitable to have life
there (its way too cold, and theres very little gravity, so most forms
of terraforming are out of question). unless they were planning on putting
some sort of biosphere there, or something. Sent in by: mkow
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|
| Alright,
so i met this awesome girl a week or so back, anyway, we went out drinking
the other night, at a few different places in toronto (we started along
college street), anyway, so we're hunting for parking along college
st. but im finding nothing, then i look over, and see an underground
parking lot, i drive closer, and realize there is no one in the booth,
i say to myself "Sweetfuck, Free Parking" It was around 9pm,
so i pull in (without reading the signs, im a typical man:), find an
awesome spot, and walk to the bar with my special ladyfriend. So we're chilling at this little mod bar (all mocked up 60-70s furniture, etc). we're having a cool time, then around 11pm the bar starts to fill up with college kids (go figure), so we pay our bill, and decide to check out another place (someplace more quite). We cross the street to hit another bar, we order some drinks, and we sit by the window until the bar closes. So at 2:30am, we start to walk back to the truck (in the underground parking), when i notice, that the gate to the parking lot entrance is closed and all the lights are off, and no one is in the booth. i'm like "errr.... wtf??". So we investigate, i call the number on the gate to see if anyone can open it for us, the drunken/sleepy guy on the end of the phone had no idea what i was saying <cre> "MY TRUCK IS IN YOUR PARKING LOT, GET DOWN HERE AND OPEN IT!" <drunk/sleepy guy> "What??!? I didn't order any pens?!?". he then mumbled something about having to wait till 7am the next morning when the lot opens back up. i told him to eat my ass, and i hung up. My ladyfriend giggled a bit, and made a joke about spending the night at her place, so as we're walking to get a cab, i turn to her and say "lets just see if theres any open doors in this building, maybe we can bust in, and liberate my vehicle... ". *she gives me a devilish look, and agrees. we hunt. circling the building, feverishly pulling at each door, each locked tighter then the previous. The final door, she goes for, i have little hope left, she tugs, the doors open. i smile, and we dart into the building. confronted with more locked doors, we search for a stairwell entrance thats open. None are found. Then my ladyfriend finds an elevator, she hits P1, nothing, P2, nothing, and the final P3 button, it lights up, as we descend down to the parking lot; (i still can't believe we are actually getting this far), on the lower parking we encountered more locked doors. but once again, one unlocked for each set that would normally end our adventure, we finally arrive at the truck, we climb in, and drive upto the final gate. thinking that it will be locked down by some enormous pad lock, where i'd have to pull out a crowbar or tire iron or something to bust it, my ladyfriend says she will inspect it, and walks over to the control box near the entry/exit way, and pushes a few buttons, and the gate magically opens. I break out in a howl of laughter, as does she. we climb back into my truck and rip the fuck outta there. So long story short; If someone ever holds your vehicle hostage in a locked down building. dont feer breaking down a few doors in the name of mischeif. .cre
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| "Excite
- Teens Accused of Concocting Poison Slush"
heh, anyone seen the movie Heathers? (besides being an awesome movie
with wynona rider as a young hotty gothy chick) .
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| "CNN
- Depleted Uranium Weapon Risks Mulled" you
know i've been saying this for ages, these depleted uranium rounds are
a double blessing, first, it gets rid of uranium from the US/Canada,
and it drops it in a hostile territory, and secondly it has the chance
of killing bad guys.. but yeah, uranium dust can cause some nasty on
the lungs (Excuse me, i ordered a Zima, not Emphazima, thank you...) |
| "KCTV
- Teen's Blood Alcohol Content was .425" heh,
14 beers in an hour eh... I remember when i was like 19, going to a
friends bday, with 2 mickey's of Tequila (one silver, one gold) and
going shot for shot every 5mins till both were gone, then i we both
blacked out, and i was thrown in the bathtub, and my buddy was thrown
in the backyard (for easy clean up once the vomiting passed) heh. Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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| "Ghettopoly
The Board Game" YES! Sent in by: _Spectre_
|
| "BBCNews
- Suviving a Dog-Day Morning" wow. someone
really wanted this dog dead.... too bad no one made any attempt to verify
that she was dead... Sent in by: Kayvan
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|
| "CNN
- A Cup of Tea May Be Germs' New Enemy" hrmm
interesting... after giving up coffee again, tea seems to be the next
best thing.. But then again, the main reason i'm trying to stop drinking
coffee, is the lovely color it turns your teeth, and since i got a bunch
of fine dental work, my teeth stain at different rates (ie, all the
fake teeth stay nice and white, all the real ones turn darker :( ) and
i know that even tea discolors teeth.. I wonder if someone will come
up with a clear tea...
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| "Ananova
- Model Sues City Over Topless Parade Arrest" wtf?!
a topless parade in Coney Island?!? How come i wasn't informed? this
totally figures, i was in coney island last year, had i know there would
have been a cool nudey parade i may have stayed longer and had more
fun.. ah well....
|
| "Neohapsis
Archives - OpenBSD, Unbelievable" shit like
this worries me....
|
| "The
Enquirer - Opera is Spyware?!?" k time to go
back to lynx. no browser is safe.....
|
| "Jerking.com
- Jerk Your Own Adventure" did i post this
already? heh Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "SunTimes
- Claiming Singer was Impared, Creed Concertgoers Sue for Refunds"
owned... Sent in by: DirectorSG
|
| "The
Onion - Human Resources Bitches Be Makin' Me Take Vacation Days"
*snicker* Sent in by: _Spectre_
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|
| Alright,
nothing rules more then hearing that some of your old friend/lovers/etc,
that they think that you're insane.. seriously though, I know im completely
fucken crazy, but i never show it. and if anything, im more of a maniac
then a psycho; so my craziness is way less harmful. anyway. Yes, i'm
maniac, but dont downplay what i do by calling me crazy... .cre
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| "FreeP
- Amateur Surgeon Sent to Prison For Botched Castration" hah!
Pseudo Doctor Wang, screws up kitchen knife castration, then gets charged
with wrongful endangerment. I seriously think these 'back home remedies'
should be reviewed before they are performed in our modern world.
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| "Ananova
- Teacher Buried Under Books for Three Days" k
when will old people learn? not to stack heavy stuff on shelves surrounding
your bed... its a paradygm of murphy's law, if you stack buttloads of
heavy books around the bed of a walking dead 60 year old man, the books
will fall, and pin said walking dead man to his bed..
|
| "MSNBC
- AMD Rolls Dice on Opteron Chip" heres a really
good article on the tech behind the new 64bit AMD chip, (this is pretty
much for geeks only).
|
| "eBay
- Hello Kitty Love & Life Crisis Protection"
*snicker* Sent in by: `Nemesis
|
| "50
Reaons to Reject The Matrix: Reloaded" heh,
i love how almost none of this shit is directly related to the film,
and Aaliyah died during production, thats why she was removed from the
cast..... Sent in by: Tristan
|
| "BetterHumans
- Living Mammoth Cells Discovered, Cloning Project Possible"
wtf?! i thought that 'raising the mammoth' special that
was on the discovery channel 2 years ago, was supposed to provide us
with a cloned hairy elephant... Sent in by: d13
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|
| "eBay
- John Carmacks Testarossa" heh yeh it may
have a 1000hp, when its firing on all 12 cylinders.. but when ones toasted,
i'd love to see how it runs....
|
| "The
Star - Fugitive Caught After Appearing on TV Game Show"
YES! Smartest guy ever. He's so intelligent that he can win half a million
on battle of the sexes, but he cant remain out of the public spot light
long enough to enjoy it.
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| "Ananova
- 'Executed' British Soldiers Found in Shallow Grave"
yeah i do find this to be pretty odd, i dont think i've ever heard of
an enemy digging a grave for another enemy. So this does seem fairly
suspect.
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| "CNN
- Hollywood Alters Movies to Foil Camcorder Pirates" uh.
i'd love to know the frequency at which this light would pulse. i've
seen stuff like this in the past, where they flash light at a very high
pulse rate (so high that we can't tell its pulsing), but it causes terrible
migraines. and if the frequency is too low, you'll easily be able to
spot the white frame. we'll have to see if they can actually pull this
off.
|
| "Neilswaab
- Sex and Religion" YES! Blossum! YES! Sent in by: _Spectre_
|
| "The
Olsen Twins' Countdown Webpage" heh only 400+
days left :) these olsen twin countdown pages are kinda freaky, like
reading the siteops's little journals, can be fairly disturbing.. Sent in by: Steven
|
| "eBay
- Ex-Boyfriends Tackle Box and Fishing Lures" *snicker*
if yer gonna cheat on yer gf, make sure you clean all yer shit out of
her place first heh Sent in by: Usteppin
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|
| "The
Sun - Wahey Big Suspenders" oh my, thats a
pretty big tyler......
|
| "CNN
- Ancient Soil Yields DNA from Extinct Species"
god damnit, When will these fucking hippies stop dating shit by the
'layer' it was found in... Notice, they didn't use Carbon dating...
|
| "Home
Depot Sucks.com" *Snicker* this reaks of the
PETA :)
|
"Exotic
Death Test" wicked. i can't wait to die like
this.
I will be stung by a swarm of killer bees
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| "Maakies
- Bunny's Can't Vomit" awesome, so tragic,
that its funny... Sent in by: _Spectre_
|
| "Gallagher
- Ejection Seat" holy crap! look at the picture,
then read the story at the bottom. un believeable. Sent in by: `Nemesis
|
| "S2000
International Forum - The Most Retarded TA on the streets"
k, im a car guy, but i hate these fags who take a mediocre
car, and make it hideous. Sent in by: Iscariot
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|
| Awww
Yeh! this past week or so have been by far some of the best consecutive
days i've ever had (my last record was 18 of the best consecutive days,
i'm only upto about 12 now, so we'll see how long this lasts). Now,
to get off the coffee, and back onto the booze. .cre
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| "Startribune
- Injured Big-Game Hunter Takes Aim at Bullet Manufacturer"
uh, why do people still 'big-game-hunt' ? i thought this shit was outlawed
ages ago. like back in the 30s? frankly all these multi-millionaire
tiger killing assholes need to be 'taken-out-the-back-and-beaten'
|
| "BBCNews
- Reality Intrudes into Gaming" Oh god, this
is gayest thing ever. Thank god microsoft spent all the time developing
this.
|
| "CNN
- Private Manned Spacecraft Program unveiled"
ha! routine spaceflight at low cost.. yeah, thats what they said about
columbia... we'll have to see if this actually flies or not...
|
| "Snopes
- Time Traveling Inside Trader" heh, heres
the sober followup to that article i posted ages ago, with the 'time
traveller' who made 350million in 2 weeks or some shit. heh. Sent in by: mkow
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| "GirlFriend
Stealer's Homepage" hah! This is awesome. i
can't tell you how many girlfriends i've stolen from other people, its
the best shit ever. Nothing can raise your spirits (and ego), like stealing
a hot chick from some rich/artsy/superfag. Its almost too bad that the
"advice from a girl" has direct instructions from Trent Reznor..
Trent is far from a lady killer, if anything, he's so misognistic. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "OCRegister
- Fullerton Suspends Four Police Officers"
rofl. now this is classy. but all i can say is.. "I'd prolly do
the exact same thing", serious. if i was a cop, i'd be busting
all the rules.. upholding the law would only be fun for like the first
6months, then i'd be all about making my own rules, and enforcing them.
I'd be the roadwarrior of the 21century.. Sent in by: Insaney
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