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 May
7th
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"TechDirt
- Intel's Personal Server: a Handheld Killer?"
this would be pretty slick, having your own wireless network in your
pocket, especially if it had a few usb ports on it for a small display,
and maybe a thumb keyboard. that would rock...
 
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"Ananova
- Naked Bouncers Reduce Violence" heh when
i originally read the title, i was like, "Shit, nekkid men as bouncers?
i wouldnt wanna get into a fight with a nekkid man". but then i
continued reading, i saw, that they were using nekkid women as bouncers..
mmm.. nekkid women....
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"Byte
and Switch - iSCSI Gets Go-Ahead" **ERRATA** I'm drunk... this iSCSI shizz sounds
leet.. check it out.
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"MSNBC
- You IMing Me?" heh, yeah 9 out of 10 CIO's
say their employee's arn't using IM.. Yeh.. right. all the companies
i've worked for, the employee's install a msgr client (unless the client
PC's are locked down, but theres always a way around that.). but keep
in mind, that the CIO's of most of the companies i've worked for, have
no idea what a computer is.... so im not sure if they're the correct
people to be discussing this with.
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"Gummy
Dongs.com" i dont know what to say.....
Sent in by: Dromio
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"National
Catholic Register - Into the Gnostic Wonderland" modern
evanglism makes me giggle...
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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"NCBuy
- Iceland Suffering Through Testicle Shortage"
heh, just read it..
Sent in by: Caylie
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May
6th
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"FoxNews
- Sources Say Jessica Lynch Has Amnesia" k,
this isn't funny, but it looks like the US has under-estimated the torture
techniques of the iraqi's, anything that can cause the brain to go into
shock for, can't be happy.
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"BBCNews
- Columbia was Beyond Help" heh, i like how
they mentioned the 'miracle of apollo 13' , clearly back then they (NASA)
were wrapped in just as much red tape as they are now, they just had
more freedom, and confidence, people nowadays are too enthralled in
procedures, theres not enough free thought. No one even considered looking
at the wing after they knew it encounted an impact, they decided that
the risk wasn't great enough based on some paperwork they had from another
'test'. This kinda crap will be the end of our civilization.
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"Ananova
- Police Arrest Man Disguised as Schoolgirl"
i still will never understand what the fascination is with the japanese
and things dressed as schoolgirls.. dont get me wrong, a hot sexy chick
in a pleated tartain mini-skirt, with a white button-up blouse is a
complete turn on; but i would never dress-up as one..
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"MSNBC
- Zelda Voted Best Game Ever" hrmm i never
did like the zelda series.. i was a huge fan of the original Final Fantasy
Adventure (for gameboy, i never had a nintendo when i was young :( )
but it is nice to see Doom as #2 on that list..
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"Japanese
Model/Statue Girls with Poo!" NOT WORK SAFE..
thats all i can say. Cept that, for models of girls pooing, they're
pretty well done.. Those japanese sure are fucked up.
Sent in by: xian
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"Rehab
- Jesus Are you There?" heh, rules..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"No
Pants Day" Damnit! i missed it! i'm all over
not wearing pants.
Sent in by: mkow
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May
5th
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"Asia
Times - China Blasts US Over Mullet Epidemic"
Rofl. This is Classic..
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"C|net
- Microsoft to Show Off PC Prototype" ugh "streamlined
design" aka, mounting it in a plastic clamshell, so that no one
can mod it.. it'll be interesting to see exactly what this thing can
do. but then again, theres stuff out there that can do all the things
this can, and you can use your existing pc.. *shrug* we'll have to wait
and see..
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"Ananova
- Nine Dwarf Chameleons Born in the UK" alright,
i hate to sound like a serious homo, but these little guys are pretty
cool, they'd be complete chick magnets too "Hey baby, wanna come
back to my place, and see my dwarf'd lizards?" (well, maybe that
line wouldn't work, but if you could get the girls into yer house, you'd
be a shoe-in to score on the 'cute' chart..
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"C|net
- Fluffi Bunni Busted?" Awesome! i've posted
a bunch of this guy's hacks before, truly a top notch guy :)
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"GeminiPrint
- Busted by the Old Boys Club" *snicker*
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"CNN
- Climber Amputates his Arm, Hikes to Safety"
uh, this guys hardcore.. Seriously Hardcore.. i dont know if i could
cut off my own arm if it was one of the last things i could do.. but
ofcourse.. i prolly wouldn't be a pussy and get trapped by a 200lbs
rock.... if a house fell on my arm, then yeah, sure maybe i'd try..
but a little rock, come on, i would have atleast tried to move said
rock....
Sent in by: WildAL
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"Waxy.org
- Star Wars Lightsaber Kid" heh, i saw this
the other day, Priceless. I've done some pretty stupid stuff in my lifetime,
and my only saving grace, was that there was no one around filming it..
heh.
Sent in by: Brill
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May
4th
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"AllPosters
- The World is Yours" hah, This is so awesome,
once i buy my condo, im gonna be all over this place, course, getting
these posters framed would cost a fortune, but man, more scarface posters
like this one would rock the mic.
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"TechTV
- Blooper.wmv" I'm sure i've posted this before,
but it never seems to get old :)
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"NetscapeNews
- Jihad Valentines Day Card Gets Yanked Off Shelves"
ha! now heres a link that got lost in the cracks of my computer, its
awesome anyway, check it out.
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"AdBusters
- Culture Jammers Headquarters, State of the Union" YES!
heh.
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"How
My Sister Treated Me When I Was Mentally Ill" god
bless the intarweb...
Sent in by: Dromio
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"Dubster
- Parking Spots" i didn't get it at first.
cuz the first pic is pretty slick. check it out.
Sent in by: Servo
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May
3rd
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May
2nd
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"eBay
- Date With a Bunch of Geeks" hah, funny thing
is, i know guys who look just like these 3.... cept the people i know,
have better teeth. (Big book of british smiles anybody?)
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"Ananova
- Coca-Cola Promotes Drink with 'Swastika' Robots"
Yes! i want one. where can i sign up? but also, i would just like to
clarify, just because a christian symbol was misued in the past doesn't
mean its ok to tie it directly to a tragic event. Look at the 'Cross'
in the 60s, the KKK used to hang people from crosses, and set fire to
20ft tall crosses on the properties of black churches and houses. but
you dont see people getting all pissy because people still sell jewelry
that features crosses on them do ya? no.. I think the jewish community
should move forward, and forget all the tragedies they've endoured;
theres no sense in living in the past.
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"Excite
- Man Nabbed Selling 'Stolen' Car on Internet"
this doesn't surprize me, i've seen clearly stolen goods for sale on
the internet all teh time. but yeah, selling something as easy to trace
as a car isn't recommended....
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"The
Erection Collection, Weenies Joke Toys and Gag Gifts"
heh, i like how theres a 'boss key' in the top right (anyone else remember
those from the old sierra games? where they had a quick shell to dos
prompt, so that you could play the game while at work, and have a quick
way to make it seem like you were actually working, and not playing
leisure suit larry? heh oh man, those were the days.
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"NewsNet5
- Floating Cat Prank Has Radio Listeners Outraged"
*snicker* War of the Worlds anyone? its amazing what americans will
believe....
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"FoxNews
- Calif. Offers Textbook Case of Political Correctness" Je
Sus.. what the hell is going on? Seriously, the US being worried about
politically correctness? when they're starting wars with every country
who's not prodominatly white? Seriously. Notice, Who are the US's enemies
right now? China (yay SARS), Korea (yay NUKES), India (yay NUKES), The
Middle East (yay Saddam/Osama). Seriously. anyone else notice that?
Sent in by: The Great God Om
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"Howto
Throw a Fireball..." k dont bother installing
the japanese fonts, just wait for the pics to load and check them out,
this is pretty interesting.. i dont know anyone who's ever tried anything
like this before, and i've been around tons of drunken stupid guys near
fire...
Sent in by: NattyBoy
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May
1st
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"BBCNews
- 'Chocolates for Footballs' Scheme Criticised" Yeah,
this is like using Sports Players to promote excessive beer drinking..
What does beer have to do with sports again? Nothing. Just like what
does Chocolate consumption have to do with Sports.. I dont know where
they got tied together; its all marketing.. I dont think any real athlete
drinks as much beer/chocolate as the fans do, so what the marketing
companies should really be doing, is using the super mega fans (the
300lbs face painting, wave starting, blubber asses) to promote beer
consumption, Now that would be marketing genius.
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"Ananova
- Alligator Captured After Stroll Through New York City Park"
heh, this begs the question, if this animal was living in the park,
what the hell did it do in the winter? and if it was a pet, who would
have enough space to have a 4ft long alligator in NYC as a pet? Every
place i've seen in NYC has been the size of a closet (unless its in
the suburbs or brooklyn or something).
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"Wanker/Whitely
- Nazi Porn" why the fuck does stuff like this
exist???
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"The
Star - Must be a Word for Dopers Playing Mind Games" *snicker*
scrabble rules.
Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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"Tales
of the L33t: Patr Too" YES! Finally a sequel..
Notice the Clint Mansell Soundtrack! (awesome)
Sent in by: mkow
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"How-to-Bow"
uh, i dont get it....
Sent in by: Year Lee
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