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May 14th
"Scientific American: Self-Repairing Computers" heres another interesting article about computers of the future (Cyberdyne systems anyone? :) but i long for the day, that my cpu will be able to regenerate the copper traces on a burnt out chip in my computer.. but i seriously doubt i'll see that in my time..

"Excite - Officials Trapped in Car After Computer Fails" seriously, BMW'S HAL9000 automotive computer crashes, and attempts to kill occupants. wicked. ..

"Ananova - US Mental Group Seeks Klingon Interpreter" hah! Awesome, i wish i spoke klingon; cuz i know that'd be a complete niche market..

"eBay - Its a Penis Shaped Chili's Chicken Crisp" *snicker* it really does have that penis look to it... ehhe
Sent in by: DirectorSG
"Armada of UFO's - Caught on Tape" heh, i dont know what to say, those little black dots look fairly odd. but did anyone else notice that wierd white flashing light in the upper left hand corner (behind the leaf?). but yeah, this does seem a bit too surreal.. make sure you also check out the root site here.
Sent in by: Year Lee
"Messenger Plus!" heh i still prefer Trillian, but this does have an interesting function, see 'Boss Mode', the ability to modify the system tray icon, and have it notify your contacts when your in 'boss mode' heh..
Sent in by: mkow
 
May 13th
"Michigan Daily - Clamping Down on Dry Humping and Blue Balls" uh, this only happens to me during red week. but this is usually is followed by an incredible blowjob. this is a funny ass article anyway. heh..

"All-About-Hangovers.com" hell, i should write for this site, i know all about hangovers.. hell i've been living an 8year hangover..

"Our Encounter with a Meteorite" awesome, why cant something like this happen to me..

"CNN - The Buzz on Ancient Flies in Antarcitca" mmm fossilized flies.. its too bad that these little bastards are already fossilized, cuz getting some dna' and making new flies would be cool. and then unleashing them on an unsuspecting populous.. heh. i think i've seen a 1950's b-movie/horror movie like that...

"Get a Gangsta Name" YEH BITZ~! theres a couple name gen's on this page. but check out what it changed mine too...
I now dub your ass:
Gun Doggy Daddy
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"Best Blonde Joke Ever" heh, i get it.....
Sent in by: mkow
"NewScientist - Mini Craters Secret to Blackest ever Black" heh, heres a followup to the blackest black article i posted a few months back. pretty interesting stuff..
Sent in by: Rev_Quj
 
May 12th
"Bisounours-Show" YES! Carebears! You know whats wierd.. and i should have noticed this earlier.. when i was younger (like 6years old), i used to love watching the carebears (hey, you may laugh, but it didn't make me a complete fag). anyway, for my 6th bday my parents bought me a Carebear stuffed animal.. can you guess which one it was? GRUMPY (Bear)~! Oh man, was that a foreshadowing or what?? heh.

"BrokenNewz - Olsen Twins Legal Age Countdown" heh, only 400~ days; till they will be solicited into porno...

"BadMonkey.ca - March 20, Steak and Blowjob Day" alright boys, scribble this day down on your womens calendar.. cuz its valentines day, done manstyle...

"ebaumsworld - NatureSex" did i post this already???

"The Tokyo Toilet Map" seriously.. k what is it with the japanese, and taking a crap??? japanese people scare me.... (but some of the homosexual grafitti is pretty funny) heh.
Sent in by: Year Lee
"VoodooMachine - The Worlds First Digital Drug" uh... a little computer, you attach to your body with ear clips??? does this sound like shock therapy to anyone else??? i wouldn't attach anything eletrical to my head, not even if it promised all this shizz.. heh. take a read..
Sent in by: nomex
"Holy Virgin Cult - The Musical" k, this is clearly NOT WORK SAFE.. and i'd say it can be moderatly disturbing to normal people... heh.. heres a quote from someone who actually witnessed this play first hand.*giggle*
"It wasn't the vigorous onstage sodomy that did it, nor was it the frenzied scatological rimming. I even stood firm when they smeared each others' urine and excrement on their glistening naked bodies before running into the crowd to assault members of the audience. Granted, I flinched a bit when they set each others' genitals on fire, but what ultimately drove me out of the Red Rose to catch the last train home was the fact that they were shrieking in French."
Sent in by: Perlandra
 
May 11th
Happy mothersday~
.cre
"Excite - Are We Grown Up Yet?" heh 26 eh? yeah that sounds right, im still a big kid with big toys; who likes doing stupid things that get me into trouble. i rule. .

"CNN - Nude Tennis Tourney Set for Webcast" womens tennis... theres very few womens sports, that are more sexy (maybe volleyball).. but nude tennis.. *body convulses"
i may have to get someone to mpeg this and share it to me.. heh

"Gizmodo - Scented Cellphone Covers" i will never understand this. i never replaced my cell faceplate, and i dont think i ever will, the mat black is fine by me. these people who have the glowing green faces, with the blinking purple antenna's and 'la-coo-cah-racha' ring tones piss me off, its like they want people to know that they are talking on the phone.

"Wired - Cold Virus Zaps Brain Tumors" Hrmm interesting.. this is one of the first times i've heard someone modifying a virus to fight a tumor.. very interesting indeed. we'll have to see if this crap works in humans.. not that i'd trust someone injecting a genetically modified virus into my brain......

"CBC - Writing Great Literature No Monkey Business" heh color me surprized. but wait... hrm.. how can the act of trying to 'destroy' a computer (grabbing a rock, and hitting the computer) be seen as an act of 'creativity' ?? anyone?
Sent in by: Brill
"The Dullest Blog in the World" heh, blogs must die...
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"Reuters - Caped Crusader Saves the Day in English Town" wooohooo vigilante justice!
Sent in by: Gaetano
 
May 10th
"Lupo - Cardboard PC (babelfish'd to english)" heh. if yer gonna do this, why not just use a large shoebox, or a 'filebox' (you know those big boxes used to hold legal files?) ah well, its a cheap idea i guess. but im not sure if i'd actually buy one. since i put my computer through hell, and i seriously doubt it would love to be encased in flimsy cardboard...

"Ananova - Priest 'asked Prostitutes to Dress as Nuns'" hey, theres nothing wrong here, atleast this priest wasnt preying on young boys.......

"CNN - Movies, Pics Capture Rare Mini-Eclipse" OoOooO Now im a huge fan of 'Space' in general, and the whole celestial bodies, but i really groove on cool pics of cool things in space. but yeah, anyone who loves astronomy should check this out.

"Excite - Man Arrested with Severed Heads Says He Was Provoked" HEH

"Upsidedown - Poo-o-matic" Someone clearly spent alot of time on making this as 'presentable' as possible, too bad its border line not work safe.. but yeah. does anyone else find the fact that she's in some sort of girl guide outfit to be a bit odd??
Sent in by: mkow
"TwelveStone Forums - Jedi Kid Remix" *snicker* more fun with the star wars nerds.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"Broken News - French Army to Market 'Ultimate Surrender' Video Game" YES! US Invades Iraq, France Surrenders!
Sent in by: Hee-la
 
May 9th
"Excite - Man Slices Own Head Off in Supermarket Suicide" heh, talk about a drama-queen...

"C|Net - Security Group - ICQ is Flawed" uh duh, anything AOL 'innovates' turns into buggy bloatware, infact, what i thought was funny, back when i ran icq, i used to use the 98a client (thats pretty much the last best client IMO). anyway, i was rebuilding my machine so i thought it was time to upgrade my client, i tried ICQ 2002 Lite, Man that was a dumb idea, the old client used to have like a 4-6meg memory footprint, the new "lite" client sat around 8-12megs, and it was all goofy and flowery and shizz. anyway, after i saw that, i went out and bought trillian. a far better product, and it runs my msn too which is nice, and it usually sits around 4-6megs with both of my contact lists in it. feer

"Ananova - Bulldozer Driver's Compassion Makes him a National Hero" uhm heh, so this guys a sissy.. he burst into tears cuz he couldn't knock down a poor womans shack. k, i do agree, busting down the house of a mother of 7 when she has no money to move anywhere else, is pretty low, but i dont think i would have burst into tears if i was him. Especially if i was a hardcore muscle bound construction/bulldozer driver guy.

"SiliconValley - Transmeta Chip Used in Microsoft Reference Design" Tablet PC's are cool and everything, but i dont know exactly what the point is. how many people walk and write, or walk and type on a keyboard at the same time? I have an iPaq (which i love to death) but i can't walk and use it at the same time, its far to cumbersome (and its smaller then a tvguide). i'd hate to be fumbling around with a PC the size of a textbook or 3ring binder. i far prefer my laptops to any tablet pc on the market.

"How to Make A Telemarketer Cry" heh, take a read. its a pretty interesting story.
Sent in by: mkow
"YahooNews - iLoo" i dont know what to say...
Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
"ExtremeTech - MSN Web Enabled Toilet" also see above..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
 
May 8th
"The Register - IBM Builds World's Smallest Torch" hrmm interesting, this is almost for geeks only, but im all over next generation fiber networks.. hell if fiber was cheaper i'd cut my rj45, and rewire my whole network. but alas, paying several dollars per foot of cable (10$+ for super good quality stuff) is just to expensive.. ah well..

"CNN - Do Flame-Retardants Save Lives? or Endanger Children?" heh, i love how the US Government doesn't do adequate testing on chemicals before mass producing/distributing them to homes world wide. They've been using these chemicals since the late 50s, its like asbestos all over again.. or, does anyone have any of those LEAD Kitchen Cups anymore? Those were a great idea....

"ThinkGeek - iGesture Pad" uh. what the funk is this shizznuggets? I used to have faith in ThinkGeek in having ONLY cool shizz, but i dunno what the hell this is.

"Ananova - Police Set Free Self-Confessed Drug Dealer" its a sad sad place to be, when living in jail would be better then being a drug dealer.....

"Science Hobbyist - Traffic Waves, Physics for Commuters" did i post this already? i dont remember. but its a cool read.
Sent in by: Schrieks
"BuffaloThong.com" heh, its funny, cuz i recognize some of these thongs in the gallery from when i was at UofB a few months back :) heh
Sent in by: IkeTurner
"SFGate - U.S. Eyes 'Usable Nuclear Bombs, Congressional Support building for Renewed Testing" uhhhhh.. ohhh....
Sent in by: endlos