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 "C|Net
- Microsoft to License Unix Code" uh, im surprized
that MS and SCO are still talking, since MS sold MSUnix (sco) to uh,
i forget like a decade ago. Anyway this does fit with MS adopting a
mild linux based OS for its server development. But we'll have to see
whats gonna happen with that, in the next few years. 
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| "CNN
- Sorry Klingon Interpreters, Oregon's Not Hiring" Followup:
*snicker*
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| "NY
Times - Fame is No Laughing Matter for the Star Wars Kid"
Followup: i dont know what to say... besides.... GHAHAHHA Also See here.
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| "Ananova
- Art Director Cleared Over Goldfish in Blenders Exhibit"
hah, awesome! I'd blend a goldfish if it was in an art exhibit. heh.
just like i'd expect anyone to blend me if i was in a supersized blender
on display heh.
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| "MSNBC
- PsyOp - The Love's Not Mutual" ghah! this
is so awesome. honestly, i get so pissed off when i hear a shitty song
in a club, this shit would drive me absolutely crazy... Sent in by: Xian
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Kid Tantrum Commercial (mpeg)" awesome..
pure genius.. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "How
to build a Pringles Can-non" Yup, heard about
this, but im rather disappointed by its range and strength... ah well
it is after all a cardboard tube. heh. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Wired
- This DVD Will Self-Destruct" uhm. this wouldn't
stop those of us who rip/burn dvds... cuz you can create an image of
a dvd in just a few hours (depending on reader/cpu speed). heh. we'll
see if this lasts.
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"Roadside
Pile: Jugs of Pee" mmm superheated-high-pressure-urine-bombs
now thats something i never thought i'd type. Rofl. Bag's of BM :) hahAs despicable as the Jugs of Pee issue is, it fades to a pale yellow when compared to the little reported Bags o' BM problem. Crews are stumbling upon plastic bags containing human feces.
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| "Rael
The BunnyGirl" people with Furry Fetishes Scare
me....
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| "The
Register - SQL Server developers face huge royalty bills. How many,
how much?" Followup to that article i posted
ages ago about MS being sued cuz they're using patented technology in
their SQL applications heh. Sent in by: Dromio
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| "your
all gay.com" *snicker* heh, but shouldn't this
be "You're All Gay.com" ?? heh Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Sai
Darshan - Bhagavan Sri Sathya Sai Baba" *snicker*
Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Excite
- 'Pleasure Tax' on Brothels" *snicker* whats
next, are they gonna do a 'jizz tax' or something? Seriously, Why is
Germany on the brink of a recession, There are wars to fight.. i'm still
positive that the main reason for the invasion of Iraq was to boost
the US Economy (since sept 11th has tossed the US into a huge economic
slump). But yeah, what happened to the aggressive/racist germans we
have grown to love (from WWII)? i think they need another hitler
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| "Yahoo
- 'Untouchable' Stack Dies" RIP Robert Stack
:(
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| "Ananova
- Lightning Strikes Twice for Golfer" I dont
think i'll ever understand why umbrella manufacturers use Aluminum/alloys
in Umbrella 'shafts', it would be like using roofing nails to inflate
an airbag in a car. dumbest idea ever.
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| "Ebay
- Marilyn Manson Figure by Toymangler" heh,
I love these figures (not this one inparticular, since manson sux).
but these 'adult action figures' are awesome.
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| "Animal
Vegetable Mineral Quiz" shizz 8/16 i suck.. Sent in by: Senorbeef
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| "Live
eBay - Star Wars: Original Darth Vader Mask"
feer.. this is more expensive then my car :) Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "BBCNews
- Magician to Endure Cheese Stunt" *Snicker* Sent in by: porkr
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| "Attack
World - Attack Carrot Top" YES!!!!
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| "Ant
Banks Got Ta Hustle - NWA Legacy2" *snicker*
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| "San
Bernadino County Sun - Tot's Dead Body Abused" uihm
i think this coins a new term.. 'easier then raping a dead childs body......'
what is wrong with you people????
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| "TheStar
- NASA Proceeds on Plan for Orbiter to Replace Shuttles"
wheeee, this sounds like a good idea. but i think it would be cheaper
to use (reuseable) rockets to get shit into space, and do controlled
'tumbling' reentry (like they used to in the early 70s) nose-cone-style
crafts. ah well
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| "Cigarfar.dk
- grown Karaoke" YES! Deathmetal Karaoke! Sent in by: _Missy_
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| "Ananova
- Yo-Yo Style Toy Banned by Government" heh,
yeah, when i saw the commercials for this 'new toy' i was like "why
are those kids playing with anal beads????" hehe. little did i
know it was some sort of new toy/game heh. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Fusion
Anomaly" wow, java can actually be used to
make something look cool. Just make sure your browser supports java
(blasted java, you are the bane of my existence...) Sent in by: Year Lee
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| "Welcome
to Big-Dicks Online Gift Shop" not quite what
i was hoping for. i was looking for huge ceramic wangs (ala Clockwork
Orange) ah well, funny stuff anyway..
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| "MSNBC
- Microsoft Changes iLoo Story again" k, who
cares........
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| "Bathoria's
Realm - Fetish Erotica Photosets" heh vampire
porn anyone?
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| "BBSpot
- Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP" did
i post this already? Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Total
Lunar Eclipse: May 15-16 2003" too bad it missed
most of eastern canada :( otherwise i would have gotten some leet pics
of it... Sent in by: Year Lee
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| "IOL
- Man Held After Woman's Fatal Disembowelment"
jesus christ.. what the hell is wrong with people.... Sent in by: pork
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| "CNN
- Suit Seeks Ban on Oreo Cookies" If they take
away our cookies.. whats next.. heh. but yeah, im allergic to the oils
they use in Oreo's so i wouldn't really miss them.. but i know a bunch
of girls who'd die if they didnt' have oreo icecream heh..
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| "Ananova
- Tongue-Splitting Could be Banned in US State"
heh, k, im not a huge fan of body piercing, but that doesn't mean i'm
against it, frankly body modification is pretty cool in my books, My
real question is, what does the US Government have against it.. Notice
that the USGOV didn't mention their motives on why they wanted tongue
splitting banned; infact the only group to bring up any 'problems' or
cons was the Dental Association who's worried about, is a tongue infection,
due to the bacteria in the mouth. This reaks of a violation of personal
freedoms. You americans better wake up, your government is attempting
to violating your constitutional rights..
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| "Strategy
Page - Bear Attacks Sub" *snicker*
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| "CNNMoney
- Sony to Challenge Nintendo's Gameboy" OoOoOO
a 4" Wide screen hand held.. feer.
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| "Animation
World Magazine - Death of Saturday Morning Cartoons"
yeah what the hell happened to cool saturday morning cartoons. that
used to be the only day i'd wake up early to watch GI Joe, Hercules,
thundercats and uh all the other rad ass cartoons of my day.. ugh..
Sent in by: Brill
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| "Amazon.com
- The Story About Ping" rofl, read the review
down at the bottom :) it rules.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Yahoo
- IBM To Unveil Revamped Mainframe Computer"
oh god. STOP MAKING MAINFRAMES ALREADY!
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| "CNN
- Internet Ready Toilet a Hoax" heh, good,
this was a pretty dumbass idea IMO..
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| "Boners
- Spiderman needs attention" NOT WORK SAFE
heh, but its funny :)
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| "Ananova
- Leopard and Cow are now 'Friends'" heh, im
surprized that the hindu's let the leopard get that close to their barnyard
god; but im kinda curious if these animals have a little bit of the
'jungle(barnyard) fever' heh..
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| "Excite
- Online Game Craze Hits South Korea" god...
internet cafe's... who thought up that idea..... like, if you wanna
play games all day, hit a lan party, it'll be cheaper, you get to bring
yer own machine and yer own booze.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Invention
of the Microwave Oven" history rules. i love
how they figured out radar wave (radiation) causes heat.. "Hrmm..
my candy bar has melted... i wonder why?" meanwhile his brain is
prolly being cooked.. but yeah, its an interesting read :) Sent in by: Year Lee
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| "Pauls
Page About His Girlfriend" why on earth do
people make websites like this?????? its such a waste of space.. if
yer gonna have a 'pics' section. you better have some titty pictures,
or every guy who hits the site will be pissed... Sent in by: Dromio
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