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 sorry
for the late update yesterday, but im still all retarted from the heatstroke.
im slowly getting better though.. my brain still feels a bit too fluidy
though.. ugh..cre  
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| "Mainichi
- Teen Dies While Giving 'Finger' to Pursuing Cops" ROFL,
This just goes to show you.. When you've won.. You should never rub
it in.. heh
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| "Excite
- Drivers Beware of the Drunken Australian Male"
hah, I would love to see road signs showing a hunched over teenager,
with a beer bottle in hand, stumbling across the roads. Now that would
rule...
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| "Ananova
- Russians Suffering After Drinking Vodka to Ward off Sars"
Now this sounds like a good idea. getting hammered to
avoid sars. hell if this works, i've been avoiding sars for 10 years
:) But seriously, leave it to the russians to find YET ANOTHER use for
vodka...
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| "Dack
- A Tribute to Booze" heh, check out the sidebar
on the left, (click on the determine your socail class based on what
you drink) etc. heh. apparently i'm in the upper/middle cuz i drink
alot of scotch heh. but yeah, check out all the options on the sidebar,
its pretty entertaining.. Sent in by: Year Lee
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| "Abusive
Restuarant Ad.mpg" heh. i know this shouldn't
be funny. but im laughin :) Sent in by: Tristan
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| "Gamers
against 3DO" rofl. Sent in by: mkow
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| "MSNBC
- $150 Plasma TV Site Faces Lawsuit" Yes! Down
with these inverse Pyramid scams. i hate this shit. BURN.. Im clearly
losing my mind....
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| "NBC
4 - Transgender Prostitute Sentenced For Killing Elderly Man"
heh, uhm im not quite sure what to say. why would an old man (78 years)
want a transgender prostitute? Now i will admit, my sexual curiosity
has gotten a bit risque as i've gotten older, but nothing like this
has ever crossed my mind (no really.)
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| "Wired
- Uber-Soldier Needs Much Debugging" heh, cool,
new soldier equipment.
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| "Wired
- A Rover Built for the Red Planet" This doesnt
seem that amazing to me. its a stripped down hummer, with the tires
removed, and the tracks modification added.. but this manned mission
to mars is almost 30years away, in 30years, im sure theres gonna be
a new model hummer available, so why waste effort now on trying to take
the current model and running it all over the artic, when theres gonna
be a better one in a few more years. This pipe dreaming crap pisses
me off....
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| "Adult
Panties, With a Christian Message" i think
i may have post this before, but it still makes me laugh. All these
god nuts out there.... i can never look at them with a straight face;
I dont understand how someone can believe 100% of what they read. You
can't read a newspaper now, and expect the truth (ofcourse, conspiracy
people have been saying this since the 60s). Anyway.. im getting off
topic (brains still soggy). But by far. these would be an AWESOME gift
for a catholic School girl who you clearly wanna screw (or are screwing)
heh. Sent in by: Year Lee
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| "GlyphChess"
this is quite possibly the most excessive thing i've
ever seen. but its so cool.. heh. Sent in by: mkow
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| "George
Carlin.com - Masturbation Terms" *snicker*
Box the Jesuit *snicker* Sent in by: Hee-La
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| "News.com.au
- Man's Penis Cut Off After Marriage" what...
the... fuck...
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| "CNN
- Sherpas Set New Everest Records" Holy crap..
11 hours, to run to the top of everest... now thats just showing off..
these sherpas are seriously hardcore. i can't even imagine what it would
be like charging up everest to see the top in less then 11hours. Unbelievable...
the US military should steal some of these guys, dissect them, steal
some DNA, and clone them, cuz they'd make wicked warriors/foot soldiers.
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| "Ananova
- Plane Punctured By Hailstones in Freak Storm"
uh, uh..... in these trouble times for airlines, shit like this doesnt
look good for future air travels.. The pictures speak for themselves
(this is why i love driving).
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| "Dual
Fork Lift" ROFL.. Now thats some fine engineering
work there...
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| "SFGate
- Psychologist Helps Victims of Data Loss"
HEH. No comment. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Wired
- Can a Keyboard Light the Way" hrmm... Interesting..
I'd love to see smore tech put into keyboards, since if you think about
it, the only real innovation has been the addition of a USB plug on
them (the single innovation in 20years). but thats barely an innovation,
its more of "oh shit, technology in our PC's is accelerating so
fast, that soon we wont have PS2 ports on our computers.. what the hell
will we plug our keyboards into..... heh i wish every technology sector
progressed as fast as the home pc/business pc market.. Sent in by: mkow & Dat
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| "BBCNews
- Giant Squid 'Attacks French Boat'" k, look
at the size of this squid... ITS NOT GIANT.. (yeh, it may be young,
and it may have had a promising future in some sushi plate in hongkong,
but i hardly see how you can call this giant.... Sent in by: Clouds
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| "CRN
- Trend Micro Issues Bug Alert" heh go trend
micro! heh
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| "It
Cam From Out of the Drain" this is pretty well
done, check it out.
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| "Ananova
- Driver So Drunk, Crashes Breathalyser" heh,
now this would rule, to know that you've crashed a breathalizer. heh
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| "FoxNews
- Toronto Back in the Map for SARS" im serious,
our borders should not be as open as they are. to get into the country,
you should have to have a full medical exam (tops and tails), and that
should be billed to the people coming into the country (as they are
not a citizen yet, they do not qualify for the tax payers benefits).
just to keep plague bearers out of the country...
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| "Mainachi
- Pudgy Porkers Pare Pounds With New Wanker's Diet"
lol.. so thats why i stay so thin....Now that makes sense... Sent in by: St. James
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| "CNN
- Louisiana is Sinking" heh it looks like a
bunch of the southern states are in trouble. California first, and now
Louisiana.. I'll have to visit both of those before they turn into underwater
cities Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| alright,
sorry for the short update. but i think i have sun stroke, so my brain
isn't quite working as good as it should. .cre
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| "AZCentral
- Hiker Killed By Boulder After Saving Companion"
i can't help but think of "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom"
when i read this article. heh
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| "Excite
- Death Sentence Overturned Because Jury Used Bible Quotes"
what the funk? who cares what quotes the jury used... this is the dumbest
thing i've ever heard.
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| "CNN
- Most Downloaded Program on the Web?" heh,
and to this day, i have never downloaded, nore installed KaZaA.
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| "MSN
WomenCentral - Beauty And Style for Big Girls" heh,
i dont know what to say.. Sent in by: Hee-La
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| "Synthetic
Oil Life Study" all you car junkies out there,
take a reading to this. its pretty interesting. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "CBSNews
- Feds Smoke Out Paraphernalia Peddlers" whoa,
this is the first bust i've heard of where they've busted people for
selling bongs... Sent in by: Dromio
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| "Excite
- Police Suspended After Giving Nazi Salute"
Oh come on. why is everyone still all wrapped up in this WWII thing..
LET IT GO.. Hitler is dead, there are still NAZI political parties all
over the world. if they're so bad, why not crack down on them instead
of suspending 2 police officers who were having some fun with a camera
and a flag? heh. i mean. burn these guys. they are clearly the incarnate
of everything that is evil. (see, neither extreme feels right...)
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| "CNN
- Did SARS Come From the Stars?" interesting
concept. but sounds like someone is reaching for some headlines......
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| "eBay
- Hot JDM Babe to Pose on Your Ride" Rofl.
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| "Ananova
- Indian Man Claims to be 125 Years Old" why
dont they use the same dating system they do on trees, with humans?
You know. cut them in half and count the rings.. wouldn't that be more
entertaining them some little broken papertrial?
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| "BBCNews
- Is Google Too Powerful?" yes. yes it is..
but i like it that way.... Sent in by: Clouds
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| "Independant
Woman" wtf?! Sent in by: Fignuts
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| "LisNews
- Librarian Pickup Lines" *snicker* Sent in by: Katester
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| "X-Entertainment
- The Worst Breakfast Ever" JESUS CHRIST! And
this is why 60% of the US is overweight. Holy crapballs, i've never
seen such a monstrosity of a meal before, all i have to say is... 231%
of your DAILY cholesterol intake... If you were to eat 2 of these in
a week. your arteries would probably seal themselves up, in hopes to
prevent you from eating anything again...
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| "SFGate
- Protester Pulls Eyes Out of Sockets" uh,
this seems kinda rash... i'd rather keep my eye sight, and fight off
the homo's in jail, knowing that i had a chance of protecting my virgin-ass;
instead of going into the showers literally Blind.. heh.
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| "Operation
Infinite Justice" YES! Presidential Bloodsports!
Now i'd pay to see this shizz on pay-per-view
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| "Overclockers.co.nz
- Dear Sailors....." *snicker*
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| "Wired
- Shocking New Jacket Hits Streets" OMG, Now
this is an awesome idea. Feer, i remember when i was doing electrical
design classes at school, we used to build step up circuits (running
from AA batteries) and the game was to zap the other guy while he was
soldering something, so he'd fuck up, and burn himself.. heh. those
were the days. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Naughty
Bunny" and this is why you dont let a bunny/rabbit
loose near your wired equipment.. these little wire nazi's will chew
through just about anything. so be forewarned. If yer gonna get a bunny,
put it on a leash or in a cage, or something, otherwise, it will destroy
your technological existence.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "TechTV
- Ant Farm Case Mod" heh, i dunno who else
out that has ever modded a PC before (chances are 90% of you though),
now whenever you start adding more fans and stuff to your box, it vibrates
more. (unnoticable to us), but if you were to stick a fragile thing
like an ant farm and sand into the 'mix' i'd hate to see how pissed
off the ants would be when their den would liquify/become fluid (properties
of sand, also see Cymatics) and the ant farm would simply collapse.
heh. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Overclockers.co.nz
- Anal Lube" *snicker* now heres a pic you
would have to turn into an xmas card :) just to see who would get the
joke :)
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| "Spectator
Pro - AOL, AIM, ICQ, YAHOO, MSN Messenger Monitor" uh
i would love to see a company use this to do anything wrong. Most companies
just firewall or proxy everyone so that they can't use messenger software.
I dont know a single company that would purposefully spy on its employee's.
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| "CritterStation
Photo Gallery - Small Animals" i dunno what
it is about a ferret in a ragu jar that makes me laugh.. does that make
me some sort of fag?
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| "Slashdot
- Advice You Would Give Your 12 Year Old Self"
alright, i hate slashdot, cuz its full of moron linux kids, and wannabe
windows sysadmin's.. but this is funny..
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| "House
of Apology Pits Survey" i took this survey,
and had them email the responce to my choices.. They made fun of my
manhood, and my sexuality (without even the common curtesy of slapping
me in the face first). But yeah, theres this nasty chick that hits some
of ths shithole bars/clubs that i do, he name is mona. She's built like
a tubesock, and has full prize winning Frances Masons (for you non botanists/horticulture
people, they're big frilly bushes/shrubs) under each arm. its truely
digusting, but its not necessarily the sight that bothers me (the most),
its the smell.. she smells like a carnival.. *shudder* Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Cannot
Find Weapons of Mass Destruction" heh, i bet
this is the U.N. Weapons inspectors homepage. fucken guys. i have nothing
to say about them (nothing nice atleast). anyway heh. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Warehouse23
- Goth T-Shirt" *snicker* Sent in by: mkow
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| "Wired
- Disposable DVDs Go To the Dumps" Followup:
heh, i knew someone wouldn't be impressed by this, I'm surprized PETA
isn't boycotting this (since they boycott everything)
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| "BBCNews
- How Does Dyson Make Water Go Uphill?" now
this is pretty slick, but its all about illusions....
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| "Ananova
- Wife Cuts off Husbands Penis" God Damnit!
Would you women stop doing this... this makes me afraid to fall asleep,
i have nightmares about xgf's crawling into my bedroom window, and trying
to hack off my penis.....
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| "The
Kids of Widney High" i.....i.....i.... i dont
know what to say........ i wanna laugh..... but i know i shouldnt heh... Sent in by: scs2338
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| "Yahoo
- Tree That Gives Meat, Instead of Fruit" OoOoOOoo
Meat Tree's, i like where this is going, since i'd love to cut into
a grapefruit and have a round ball of a steak for breakfast. now that
would rule. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "CBCNews
- Canada Has 20,000 Jedi's" heh, and the world
shakes in fear..... Sent in by: SaintJames
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| "Time
- Panasonic SV-AV30 Device" Uhm. ok. where
can i buy one of these???? its by far the coolest toy i've seen all
week...
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| "BBCNews
- Australian Roaches Acquire Pet Status" Holy
crap balls, Macropanesthia Rhinoceros Roaches... upto 3.15 inches wide,
Thats a big roach! i wonder if i could get a buddy of mine, to throw
a bunch of these big bastards in a box, and over night them to me..
hrmm.. i wonder if customs would mind.. check out the size of these fuckers
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| "Excite
- Woman Assaults Boy over Spilled Ice Cream"
What the funk is wrong with you people!?? Seriously, people like this
shouldn't be allowed to breed...
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| "Ananova
- HeadMaster Breathalyses Pupils to Keep Them Sober"
hah, if my principal would have done this to me in highschool, i would
have been thrown out. but then again, i also didn't sleep during my
final year in HS, and i still maintained a near 80% average at the end
of the year.. i rule..
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| "Lunar
Land Rush.com" you know, buying a chunk of
the moon would be cool, but this is total hogwash (yes.. i just said
hogwash). this reaks of scam. dont bother, save your money, buy cigarettes
for minors with it or something. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "SFGate
- Military Waste Under Fire / 1$ Trillion Missing"
heh, this stuff always makes me laugh. I'd love to know all the places
the US Military invades (and we dont hear about). Bay of Pigs anyone?
but yeah, also buying people/spies/informants cant be cheap heh. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "20
Questions" AHHA, Oh man.. You can have some
serious fun with this.. i put in Criminal... and it guessed "immigrant"
*snicker* this thing has a serious sense of humor heh.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "C|Net
- Microsoft to License Unix Code" uh, im surprized
that MS and SCO are still talking, since MS sold MSUnix (sco) to uh,
i forget like a decade ago. Anyway this does fit with MS adopting a
mild linux based OS for its server development. But we'll have to see
whats gonna happen with that, in the next few years.
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| "CNN
- Sorry Klingon Interpreters, Oregon's Not Hiring" Followup:
*snicker*
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| "NY
Times - Fame is No Laughing Matter for the Star Wars Kid"
Followup: i dont know what to say... besides.... GHAHAHHA Also See here.
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| "Ananova
- Art Director Cleared Over Goldfish in Blenders Exhibit"
hah, awesome! I'd blend a goldfish if it was in an art exhibit. heh.
just like i'd expect anyone to blend me if i was in a supersized blender
on display heh.
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| "MSNBC
- PsyOp - The Love's Not Mutual" ghah! this
is so awesome. honestly, i get so pissed off when i hear a shitty song
in a club, this shit would drive me absolutely crazy... Sent in by: Xian
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Kid Tantrum Commercial (mpeg)" awesome..
pure genius.. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "How
to build a Pringles Can-non" Yup, heard about
this, but im rather disappointed by its range and strength... ah well
it is after all a cardboard tube. heh. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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