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 Alright,
2 weeks after getting a pretty wicked case of Heatstroke, I'm finally
feeling better. just about at 99% of what i'd usually be. heh. Although
i'm 20lbs lighter, my skin is peeling on my arms, I still get dizzy
spells every now and then (i think thats cuz im not eating right yet).
but yeh. I'm just about back to normal. so updates should be going up
as normal heh. (although, i do seem to be a bit crazier then normal..
hrmmm) .cre  
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| "Nettavisen
- Mad Driver Kills Two in Pedestrial Street" YES,
when im old and crazy, this is what i wanna do. Drive wrecklessly at
high speeds on the sidewalk.. heh
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| "BBCNews
- The Dog's Eyes Have it" NEWSFLASH THIS JUST
IN: ANIMALS WHO LICK THEIR OWN ASSES, PROVEN TO BE SMART~! heh I love
my dog, he rules. not always the sharpest apple in the tree, but he's
hilarious.
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| "Excite
- A Grave Mishap" heh fat people should not
be allowed in cemetaries...
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| "Ananova
- Beer Ice Cream Launched" mmm.. beer.... mmmm..
icecream.... too bad it only contains <1% alcohol. pointless
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| "iTrick
- Personal Sexual Partner Database" ROFL, no
more need for 'little black books' heh. A friend of mine is in serious
need of this kinda shizz, he bag's so many girls I can't even keep track
of them all. heh. Too bad there isn't like a global database that you
could share your personal findings with heh. Big Brother in the Bedroom
heh. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "NYTimes
- NASA's Foam Test Offered Vivid Lesson in Kinetics" Whoa..
Check that pic out.. pretty feersome stuff. I guess frozen styrofoam
can be pretty dense heh. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Google
Technology - PigeonRank" *Snicker* Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "The
Sun - Man Killed in Drain Horror" i know this
shouldnt be funny, but... *snicker*... When your drunk, you should never
venture head first into to anything, (other then another girls bed).
cuz it'll be tragic.. heh.
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| "Excite
- Man Jailed For Airport Explosion" What the
funk? So.. dumbass picks up some live ordinance, on a battlefield (hell
of a souviener), tries to take it home, and the Airport security stops
him, and asks him to explain what the device is. so buddy starts to
mess around with it, and some how it goes off while he's showing the
security guy something. So instead of the guy going to jail for having
an explosives in secured airport (aka, being a terrorist), he gets 18months
for killing a guard.. i dont know what to say.
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| "eBay
- Ghost in a Jar, No Joke! Serious Auction"
*snicker*
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| "BBCNews
- PlayStation Turns Supercomputer" wow, clustering
a bunch of PS2's together..i can't think of a bigger stretch/excuse
to buy 70 ps2's.. i bet they just wanted to have a huge gaming party,
and need the financial backing to make sure no one had to foot the bill
heh. Hell i'd try it. but i know i dont have the time.
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| "FOSSIL
- Wrist PDA" see, this is a good idea... but...
poor implimentation. who the funk wants a huge ass green/black display
on their watch; even cell phones have full color displays, hell most
of them can record video by now. Also, 2megabytes? what decade are we
in? i just bought a 256meg compact flash card for my ipaq, the thing
is just bigger then a quarter. But yeah, replace the shitty display,
dump in 512megs storage, and you'd have a serious seller.. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Amazon
- How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost
Art" guh... Sent in by: mkow
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| "BBCNews
- Tiny SeaHorse Identified" This begs the question.
Do we really care? Seriously, if these seahorses could cure cancer or
do an irish jig, i'd be impressed, but come on.. a 13mm seahorse? do
they attack in swarms? are they poisonous if injested? Anything cool
about them at all?? Sent in by: Year Lee
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| "Alternet
- Kodak's Toxic Moments" Whoa! looks like kodak
is all over the toxic shizz. jesus. take a read. this is enough to make
me wanna stop buying kodak film...
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| "Wired
- N. Korea's School for Hackers" Uhh.. Weapons
Guidance design eh.. that sounds badass... maybe i should get into that..
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| "BBCNews
- Two Headed Tortoise Born in S. Africa" heh,
interesting, each head controls a different set of legs (front, rear)
heh. interesting...
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| "CarnysXbox
- Webserver running on an Xbox" heh, what a
waste of an xbox.. you can turn a pentium 50 into a webserver; this
is no special feet..
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| "Yahoo
- King Blames Trousers for World's Ills" k
ignore the whole article. EXCEPT for the last paragraph. This guy rules.. Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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| "Telegraph
- Lesbian Japanese Monkeys Challenge Darwin's Assumptions"
*snicker* this just goes to show you how screwed up even the animals
are over in japan. I'm surprized that the monkey's haven't started wearing
little school girl uniforms, and shitting into each others mouths...
Sent in by: Year Lee
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| "BurgerKing.swf"
*Snicker* Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "eBay
- Genuine Soviet Sputnik" heh, no its not the
original Sputnik, but it looks like its either some sort of replica,
or a 'sister' model. this would make a seriously cool lamp, since you
could bounce light off it from everywhere.
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| "Sacramento
Bee - Four People Suffocate in Rive Paddy Following Bus Accident"
hehe. k this shouldn't be funny. But it is..
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| "C|Net
- Intel Concedes Centrino Snag" heh, yeah we
noticed this with Extranet when i was working onsite with a customer.
Fucken Intel....
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| "Excite
- Official Resigns Over Post-Quake Pinball"
ROFL, Now thats my kinda politician.. " Hrmm. i should really develop
a plan to save all of these dying people stuck under buildings and burning
cars and stuff... Ah screw it, im hitting the arcade..."
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| "eBay
- REAL Frog Change Purse, Brown" uh, im strangely
disturbed by that.... Sent in by: Smash
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| "War
on Drugs Clock" heh, anyone else notice that
the site counter (visits) at the bottom right of the page, and the number
of people who have been arrested on Cannabis charges are roughly the
same? heh Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Sent in by: Year Lee
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| "BBSpot
- New ATI Card Pushes Limits of ASCII Gaming"
YES ASCII GAMING! (did i post this already? it seems vaguely familar??)
Sent in by: Dromio
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| "Ananova
- 114-year-old Twins Die on Same Day" wierd........
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| "Quadrant
Sign Code Exposed" I think i posted this awhile
ago, but looks like this conspiracy keeps getting bigger...
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| "CNN
- Chileans Report New Dinosaur Species" Neat
"New" dinosaurs. heh
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| "Topless
Soccer" BEST IDEA EVER! Warning, this is not
work safe, as it features bare chested women. Some of those boobies
are really nice too. Sent in by: Dromio
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| "Telegraph
- 2,500 Staff Sacked by Text Message" rofl,
nothing like finding out that you're fired, via a text message. Thats
so awesome... Its like, being a huge dick, by proxy. heh. Sent in by: Year Lee
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| "KMart
Boxer Boogie Breakdown" *snicker* Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Sacramento
Bee - One Man's Trash" Freegan... what the
funk? so wait. let me get this straight.. these freaks think that veganism
is all about supporting the non-vegan industry? They dont eat meat,
cuz they dont wanna give the meat producers any money? But eating meat
is ok... Who thought of this? If you're boycotting something, how can
you consume it without being a hypocrite? Yes, i do believe consumerism
is a bad thing.. but you dont see me smashing windows and stealing other
peoples shit because i wanna be a 'freesumer' dumbest shit ever.
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| "Stud.ntnu.no
- Bush is another word for..." Whoa, those
are some nice boobies... and they come with a funny message to boot
heh.
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| "Ananova
- Banking Error Ends 35-Year Marriage" hah,
Now this is hilarious, Bank screws up the Account owner names, and matches
a guy with another girl instead of his wife, wife goes in to remove
some money, bank wont let her cuz they say she's not his wife... Wife
leaves man (cuz she thinks he is married to another girl), bank realizes
error, gives up 10k$, but the woman doesn't want the man back.. Hows
that for a kick in the pants...
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| "CNN
- Police: Teen Burns Friend Making Own 'Jackass'" hah,
a cup of boiling water... Atleast its original, and not a 'clone' of
one of the stunts on jackass heh.
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| "SFGate
- Total Information Awareness (The comic)" HEH Sent in by: Brill
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| "Icon's
Story" hehe, the icon animation is pretty cute..
check it out. also, this just goes to prove, that diablo 2 rocks the
mic~ heh Sent in by: Year Lee
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| "TSN.ca
- Tyson Has Harsh Words for Rape Victim" ghah~
Mike Tyson Rules. i remember seeing him on Jimmy Kimmel's Late Night
(as a co-host) and man that was awesome! he was hitting on the hot chicks
(guests) and having a great time doing it. it was awesome. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "WashingtonPost
- Capitol Hillbilly Pounds CBS on the Floor"
k, seriously, this reality TV bullshit has to stop. I'm tired of being
forced to watch people eating bugs, or dipping their faces into vats
of cows blood. i'm also tired of seeing people doing stupid ass stunts
with guide wires, safety nets, and body protection (if yer going to
do this stunt crap, do it right, instill the fear of god in your competitors..
"if you fail this stunt, you die.") Ah well. TV sucks anyway.
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| "T-Shirt
Hell - Admit it..." heh, this rules, i swear,
you can browse around t-shirt hell for like 4mins and find something
completely awesome. hhe.
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| "Mercury
News - Guilty Plea Given in Teenager's Death"
god damnit, when will these stupid kids, stop immatating what they see
on TV. cuz its funny to hear all these white, blue collar, upper/middle
class kids pretending to be badasses. its like 'come on, put on your
sweater vest, grab your tennis racket, and get ready for the tea party.'
i'll never understand these kids...
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| "The
Street - BEA Finds a Friends Hand in its Pocket"
heh i love how sun tries to innovate when its market niche gets challenged.
When they have no arguement over whats better, all they can say is.
"We're giving the customer a choice." heh. yeah, a product
that sucks (sun) or a product that doesn't suck, and is reliable(heh),
scalable, and cheap (ms, intel, etc)
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| "Wired
- Fire Up That Game Boy" ha ha! Looks like
theres a flip flop on how violent video games (the one they describe,
sounds ALOT like GTA3), first saying that computer/video games fry the
innocent minds of children, now they're saying that it may sharpen reflexes
and increase the brains ability to handle multiple objects in a 3D/realistic
environment.. interesting... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Killroy's
Still Here.pdf" if you've got the time, and
if you've got acrbat reader installed, give this one a shot, its a pretty
wicked article. Sent in by: Brill
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| "SourceForge
- ZMatrix" this is by far the coolest thing
i've seen all day... Sent in by: Flatline
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