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 June
21st
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Alright
people, I've found my old Neo Geo (for those of you who dont know what
it is, its an old arcade console), and its made its way upto eBay. Anyone
who's interested, check
out this..
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"Nettavisen
- Boys Set Fire to 16yr Old" What the hell
is going on with todays youth? When i was 16, i was busy getting drunk,
sneaking into bars, and having sex with girls. Not pouring gasoline
on my friends, and setting them on fire? Where are the parents of these
kids? cuz they need to be smacked around a bit. or, taken'out the back,
and shot.
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"Guardian.co.uk
- 'Fluorescent Fish' Give the Green Light to GM Pets" YEH!
I'll take 1 glowing monkey please.
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"Ananova
- Cows Being Taught to Read in New Zealand" interesting...
i always thought cows were color blind? (im no vegetetarian, but i'd
like to think i know something about animals.) heh, anyway, this is
a step in the right direction. but im curious how long it will take
before the US Military realizes the possible military application of
reading cows... Can you imagine smart cows being para-dropped into bagdad,
flamethrowers blazing (wait... are iraqi's hindus? or muslims? who is
it that worships cows again??) Its gotten to a point where i dont care
about middle eastern religion.. ugh.
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"Wired
- Take My Datacenter, Please" i hate to say
it, but IBM and EDS have it right. dont just host the hardware, maintain
it, service it, respect it. That was one of the problems with Exodus,
their sites were so far away from everything, if somethign went wrong,
that a remote admin card couldn't fix (hardware failure, etc), you'd
have to drive 30-45mins to get to the site, to replace the hardware.
it was truely a pain...
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"Silence
- Silence of the Lambs: The Musical" i dont
know what to say.. But i'd love to hear more of Hannibal Lector's
Singing. heh.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Heavenly
Images - Memorial Pictures - Unique Gifts"
*snicker* GET IT WHILE ITS HOT, TAKE YOUR NORMAL PICTURES, AND HAVE
JESUS PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO THEM FOR A MEAR 25$USD! this is the dumbest
thing i've ever heard.. I hate religious Zealotry... I'm sure jesus
is turning over in his grave right now, people cashing in on his likeliness.
See this kind of shit i never understood; as part of christianity, there
arn't supposed to be any 'idols' (remember the 10 commandments, charlton
heston, the burning bush, and the gold idol?). How can they hate idolism,
yet they ask that you goto church every sunday, to 'worship'. i gotta
stop here, this whole religion thing always gets me worked up...
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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"CBCNews
- Scientists Grow Decaffeinated Coffee Plants"
this just makes me wonder... Why?!? I dont understand people who drink
decaffeinated coffee, whats the point? coffee tastes like shit, if it
didnt have caffeine in it, i'd never drink it. See now what i'd really
be impressed by, is if they could increase the caffeine by 70%, Now
that would be news worthy..
Sent in by:
mkow
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June
20th
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"Ananova
- Homeless Promote Pizza Firm" heh i was thinking
about this earlier, paying homeless people to be billboards, Giving
them shirts with logos, and having them checkin every day or two for
'payment' and to make sure that the clothing/billboard is in good shape.
i think its brilliant, first, it gets those homeless people off my intersections,
and putting them to work. its a win-win situation.
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"CNN
- IBM Losing its Unix License?" Interesting,
looks like IBM is losing its battle against SCO. heh. but also see here
and notice, that even though SCO is winning the war, IBM says it cant
stop using/upgrading AIX. heh, I can't wait to see how this works out.
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"Slide
- Duct tape Lan" this is so gay...
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"Reuters
- Hackers Replace Singapore Party Web Site with Porn" *snicker*
always good for a laugh, replacing a website with pronography heh.
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"Mirror
- Boy 'Pregnant' With His Own Twin Brother" gotta
love these freaks of nature. take a read.. its gotta be fake..
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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"Yahoo
- Boy Breeds Beetles in his Body" Uhh.. Uhhhh..
Mental Note: dont goto New Delhi..
Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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"Audi-Oh.com"
Yay for next generation 'self stimulation' (aka sex toys) heh.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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June
19th
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"The
Sacramento Bee - A Hidden Hazard, a boy's Death"
alright, yeah, carbon monoxide, the silent, odorless killer.. the real
question should be.. Why wasn't this kid wearing a life jacket? What
were his parents thinking? Yeah it sucks that the kid passed out from
lack of oxygen, but it shouldn't be the power boat manufacturers fault.
This reaks of negligence on the parents part. First, using a powerboat
which isn't recommended to be used as a waterski boat, and second for
leaving their child tied behind a boat, being pulled around a lake at
high speeds without a life jacket. I mean come on.. the police should
be holding the parents on homicide charges.
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"Canada.com
- Vitamins Might be Bad for Your Health, Study Says"
uhm heh, This makes you wonder, What we should be putting into our bodies..
The only vitamins i'm all about are C, and Calcium, since you can never
have too much citrius, and calcium. heh, but yeah, down with vitiam
E!!! (and too much beta carotene will turn your skin orange, anything
that will change the color of your skin is clearly evil)..
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"eBay
- Bat of Justice!! Slightly Used" *snicker*
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"Ananova
- Trial Adjourned After Defendants Turn Up Drunk" heh,
if i was being tried for murder, i'd need a couple drinks to face the
music; actually now that i think about it, if i actually did kill the
person, i would get completely hammered just to show my contempt for
the judicial system. Infact, i'd prolly douce myself in rum or something,
just so everyone in the courtroom would know i was completely smashed..
heh
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"Boring3d
- Daily Archive" Whoa! holy crap nuts, these
need to be higher res so i can make them my backgrounds at work.
Sent in by: Tristan
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"Yahoo
- Hatch Takes Aim at Illegal Downloading" *cough*
bullshit *cough*
Sent in by: mkow
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June
18th
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"Statesman
- Food Worker Dies When he is Caught in Processor"
this shouldnt be funny, but i always wonder what people are thinking
about when they're "cleaning" an active machine, that can
easily kill them if they make a mistake.
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"CNN
- Roll Like P. Diddy in $85,000 SUV" Just when
you thought you couldn't get any more glutonous...... P. diddy takes
a a truly slothy vehicle, and makes it even more bloated.. I'm surprized
that he didnt strap a 50gallon drum of fuel to the top just to make
sure that you'll never be caught without enough juice to run the 15
dvd players with the 36 plasma screen tv's onboard (over exageration).
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"BBCNews
- Missing Oscar Found in Florida" This begs
the question. Who the funk cares????
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"C|net
- Microsoft: No New Versions of IE for Mac" i
was wondering when MS was gonna announce this, after they said "Hey
no more IE Updates for any Current Windows OS". but it looks like
its official. Frankly, IE has turned into quite the bloat.. I remember
when IE 3.0 used to use 3megs of ram on a graphic intensive website,
now, i see IE chugging 17-23megs per page; theres no way it can justify
that sorta memory usage. I'm thinking about going back to lynx.
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"Popular
Science - Microcrystalline in 30 Seconds" 30
seconds..... Awwww but i want it now.... (on a side note, the guy in
the pictures, has a striking resemblence to my god father...... its
spooky)
Sent in by: mkow
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"POWERGENITALIA.com"
ROFLMAO! Priceless domain name..
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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"Mobile
Asses.com" oh man.. this is taking the picture
phone phenonenemenmenmenenmen to a new level... i feer technology.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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June
17th
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"NBC5
- Paramedics Pull Bluegill From Man's Throat" *snicker*
yet another bad idea, gone worse. heh. who are these people? and where
do they get these dumb ass ideas?
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"Excite
- Naked Man Scares Shark to Death?" hah! talk
about a publicity stunt gone wrong (or right depending on how you look
at it). You'd think he could have chosen a better fish tank to jump
into, then one that housed an easily stressed shark.. heh..
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"CNN
- Ancient Oceans Were Half Dead" Interesting
article.. but who let this person talk.. Check out the awesome grammar
"The hypothesis that oxygen levels had a lot to
do a lot with the timing of the rise of plants and animals is just
that, a hypothesis," Des Marais said.
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"Canada.com
- Cat Torture was not Art" What the funk?!
This happened in my home town... im gonna find this kid... and he's
gonna catch some shit. Oh look, he went to OCAD... this shouldn't be
too hard to find him.. The commentary is by far one of the most unsettling
things i've read today..
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"SweClockers
- xXx-Box" alright, my swedish is very rough,
and ofcourse babelfish doesnt do swedes either.. But check this out,
a guy is making a custom Xbox out of PC hardware.. Feeer..
Sent in by: Iscariot
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"Cthuugle
- Ph'nglui Search Fhtagn!" *snicker*
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"The
Iowa Channel - Middle Schoolers Suspended for Sex in Class"
rofl, sex in a grade 8 class.. hah. i remember the worst
thing i did in grade 8, was when i lit a smoke in english class when
the teacher was out doing something, heh. but that doesn't even compare
to getting yer knob off during a science experiment :)
Sent in by: RigrmRtis
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June
16th
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"Reuters
- SCO Says to Act Against IBM if No Deal By Friday"
I seriously hope SCO burns IBM. IBM has this tendency of taking developers
from one platform, and dumping them onto a completely seperate platform
(Anyone know why lotus notes is so slow in its latest revision? IBM
had to cut back on its VM development, so instead of firing all the
VM Devs. they moved them over to the x86 Windows Based Notes team. Taking
lotus notes from a bloated barely usable application, to completely
useless software suite with buttons all over the place, and stupid hyperlinks
that you cant get rid of that constantly spawn up lotus.com websites.
ugh. BURN IBM BURN.
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"Nettavisen
- Man Finds Foot in Garden" hah, i know this
shouldn't be funny. But i never thought about stashing a dead body in
a vacant house's garden. Its ingenius.
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"BBCNews
- Bush Fails Segway Test" *snicker* segway
fails.....
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"C|Net
- Antivirus Flat Downs Email Servers" Heh...
Network Associates sux.. I can't imagine how brutal this flaw would
be if it got popularized. Lets see, sending off a quick email to 500
companies, and immediatly having their mail servers drop, and mail stores
corrupted.. Hrmmm.. I remember when i used to work for a company who's
mailstore got corrupted. it took 36hours of non-stop work to get it
back up.. 500 x 36, thats alotta hours..
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"CNN
- Union Desputes Firing of Coke Driver who Drank Pepsi"
ha! by this logic IBM should have fired me ages ago. since most of my
machines at my house are Compaqs heh. I've never heard of anything so
dumb, i always thought those commercials with the coke driver getting
suckered into drinking a pepsi then having a childish fit and realizing
that pepsi is better, was funny. I never realized that this sort of
nazi bullshit actually happened behind the scenes.. I'm telling you
guys, The nazi-fication (is that a word) of the USA is among us.
Sent in by: beavnuts
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"iTV
- Ambulance Drivers Trial Date Set" stuff like
this makes me laugh.. when the law gets in the way of common sense.
especially when someones life is at stake. Yeah, this dude may have
been a bit crazed doing 100mph with a still pulsating kidney (or something)
on ice in a cooler strapped to the top of his minivan/ambulance. But
if some guy is in the process of dying/being dead and they need that
kidney, fuck the rules. Life or death bitch; that'd be my defence..
Sent in by: G. Whittle
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"NewGrounds
- FDA, Taint of Love" i dont remember if i've
posted this already.. but its good.. its work questionable.. so be forwarned
:)
Sent in by: mkow
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June
15th
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Happy
Fathers Day..
.cre
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"TheSun
- Machine Castrates Worker" Eeek! this makes
me cringe........
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"USA
Today - A Classic Case of Downsizing" heh,
dont get me wrong, im a huge fan of boobs. but when animated hooters
are overly large, they lose their meaning to me. its like "wow,
the sketch guy who drew this clearly has never seen a real set of breasts
before... " but still, they shouldn't have altered the original
movie, in order to make it more 'politically correct'. How often do
you see a museum altering the Mona Lisa, becuase of her seductive smile?
Never. Classic Cartoons should be treated with the same respect.
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"eBay
- 1952 Newspaper with Earliest EBAY Headline"
*snicker*
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"Excite
- Nurse Uses Bandaids to Silence Newborn Baby"
Best idea ever. I never thought about taping a pacifier to a baby's
mouth.. Mental note for when i have kids..
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"TechTV
- DarkTip: Build an Xshok Controller" this
is the funniest thing i've heard about all week.. Getting so competitive,
that you wire up your xbox controller to become a mild electrical cattle
prod.. so that you really do get hurt, when your guy in the game gets
hurt.. its ingenius.. yet.. retarted..
Sent
in by: mkow
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"The
Idiot Son of an Asshole - And He's Our President"
LOL This flash requires sound, so make sure your volume is up, its pretty
funny..
Sent in by: Brill
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"3rd
Annual Nigerian Email Conference" ghah! This
is so subtle. yet so brilliant.. Nigerians... Emails.... Conference...
Get it??
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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