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 June
30th
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"BBSpot
- Rumsfeld Accuses Saddam of Camping" Good
ole' BBspot, back to its funny self. Take a read.. heh
 
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"Achewood
- I DIG BONERS" Funniest.... shit.... ever.....
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"C|Net
- Intel to Adapt PC Specs to Networking" Alright...
think of this; intel, taking an alarm clock, and sticking a radio to
it (thus making a clock radio) and releasing a press package saying
that their innovating the future. Even though the clock radio was innovated
like 60years ago; Now lets apply this to what Intel is saying now, Using
PCI architecture in network components, anyone out there ever heard
of CISCO? They've been using PCI arch. for years now (anyone who's had
to upgrade a PIX should know this). Now keep in mind, that they are
planning on using the Enhanced PCI Express (running at a faster bus
speed) is a bit different, but thats just the evolution of technology.
anyway im drunk and blathering..
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"Excite
- Texas Woman Gets 50 Years in Windshield Murder" Followup,
to that article i posted AGES ago, about that nurse who hit a homeless
man in her car, and then drove home, and left him to die (which he did)
in her garage (still lodged in the windshield of her car).. Anyway,
looks like this girl almost got what she deserved.. See i still think
there should be an "Eye for an Eye" type of sentence for these
unusual murders. ie; her punishment should be, that she is hit by a
car, and tied down, until she bleeds to death.
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"Toasters
Forever" i dont get it.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Space.com
- The Search for Life in the Universe" you
know, i've often wondered this myself.. But then i think about all the
idiots i know, and how much i'd like to have never met them, then i
wonder if there are aliens, and they are travelling across the galaxy
to see us, they have to be smarter then we are.. Thus, They would wanna
stay as far away from us as possible, since we'd be some sort of super
idiots to them.
Sent in by: mkow
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"The
Girl Squad 3" hehe, i still dont get it :)
Sent in by: Andrew
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June
29th
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"Ananova
- Pig Jealous of Owner's Boyfriend" yeh my
gf's dog is just like this, always biting at my ankles, and one time
when i got up from bed (wearing boxer shorts) she took a nip at my wang,
and actually caught a bit of it. i was in shock for about 2seconds,
then i had to swat the dog off my groin. Things have never been the
same between me and that dog ever since...
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"InnerEmpire
- Pirate BF42 Mod" hah, this is so awesome!.
its so crude, and plain that its gotta rock.. i sense a lan party coming..
heh
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"CNN
- Record Industry To Sue Downloaders" k, now
i dont do the whole Kazaa thing or the Soul seek thing, infact i think
distributed software/file sharing is a terrible idea. But i swear, if
the RIAA starts suing people; i will never buy a CD ever again. I'll
start downloading everything, and i'll start mailing checks to the recording
artists bypassing the RIAA.
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"Xenarc
- CP-1000 Indash Car PC" feer..
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"Ananova
- Teenager Paid £7 an Hour to Catch Cow Dung" uuh,
and i thought working at IBM sucked..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"TheStar
- You Asked for it, We Made it" this shouldn't
funny, but you gotta love it when a country knows how to make fun of
itself..
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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June
28th
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June
27th
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"IOL
- Egyptian Mommy Gives Birth to Two-Headed Girl"
errr. i dont know what to say... Miracle of science? or freak of nature....
Kinda makes you wonder, if this is some sort of natural mutation, or
some sort of radioactive child? and will it live? How are the spines
connected to the nervous system? someone xray this thing, and get an
MRI on it STAT.
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"Excite
- Great White Shark, Gatecrashes Tuna Dinner Party" Holy
crapballs, a 1500lbs shark, jumping over a 7.5ft fence? hrmm... i think
the whole "eating through the fence" thing is a bit more probable.
but still that picture is rather awesome.. cuz thats a damn big shark..
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"CNN
- Apple New Power Mac's Worlds Fastest PCs"
Uhh. 64bit processing, with an FSB of upto 1GHz, yeah.. that'll do it..
now if they could just make it NOT look lame.. im tired of seeing those
see through plastic cases, with the 4 "handles" on them. gimme
something abit more industrial looking, square, gray, and heavy. then
we'd see.
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"Ananova
- Ban for Pensioner Caught Drinking-Driving on Lawnmower"
Wait. the real question is.. was he weaing in and out of traffic in
a school zone? or was he mowing his lawn?
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"Coffee
Surpreme.com" whoa~ this is by far the coolest
coffee site i've ever seen. check it out..
Sent in by: SirHugh
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"GMC
- So Gay It Hurts" i'm dumbfounded... i dont
know what to say.......
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Angst
Technology - Uh, Define Mad Scientesty..."
heh, i think i found a new comic to add to my morning paper :) heh
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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June
26th
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"SkyNews
- Backpacker Tortured in OZ" heh, this just
goes to show you, when 'bumming' around Aussieland, and some strange
men who smell like cabbage, ask you to come back to their "flat"
it may not be a good idea to follow without an armed escort.
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"Acts
of Gord.com" Wooo Acts of Gord Updated! Gord
is my hero, when i grow up, and get even more cynical, i wanna be just
like gord.
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"Gyration
Home - Makers of the GyroRemote" is it just
me, or are they making Mice nowadays that purposefully look like camel
toes?..... anyway, this gyroremote thing sounds pretty neat.. it'd be
nice to stick one on my media pc..
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"Voided
Waranty - Exotic Wood Crafts Wooden PC Case"
Looks cool, but not very pratical... for 400$ you could buy a whole
second computer and put some fake wood wallpaper on it. heh
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"Shirts
with Balls.com" ROFL. the Whats Your Sign?
one is PRICELESS~ check these out, they're awesome.
Sent in by: Phil
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"NewScientist
- Stupidity Can Be Cured, Says DNA Discoverer" Yes!
Lets get rid of all the idiots..
Sent in by: Sageous
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"CNN
- Alleged American Ninja Hacker Arrested" *snicker*
nothing like a hacker with a sense of Humor heh
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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June
25th
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"MSNBC
- All About Video Games on Cable TV" hrmm a
channel all about video gaming.. interesting.. When they promo'd techTV
for free in ontario, i was like "Wow, neat" until i saw the
shows they had, and that everything they talked about was at an entry
level, ie, there was no interesting stories about advanced computing
or anything, it was all about how to dumb-down computers for old people
who just bought one off the shopping channel. So we'll see how this
works..
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"C|Net
- Mysterious Net Traffic Spurs Code Hunt" i'm
telling ya, its WASTE, people are saturating bandwidth to aid in the
encryption of the data. God bless Nullsoft.
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"TheStar
- Critics and Fans Agree: Ottawa Gallery Art is Crap"
This just goes to show you, that canadian art is crap. Or wait. i shouldn't
say that. i know some pretty talented artists. Its just our Art Galleries
that suck. yeh. thats right.. err. maybe its just ottawa that sucks....
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"WorldNetDaily
- Its Beat Up a White Kid Day" Seriously. I
love how white people are always looked at as 'racists', even though
99.9% of the white people i know are super cool people. Then shit like
this happens, and all of a suddent he focus is change, and then people
realise "Gee, maybe racism isn't just a white oppressor thing...
anyone is capable of it..." yeah, if im beating a non-white person,
chances are, its cuz he pissed me off, not cuz i'm a racist...
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"whoohoo.net
- Opera Baby" *snicker*
Sent in by: Fignuts
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"eBay
- HUGE G.I.JOE Lot" heh, 157 figures... for
550$.. that doesn't seem like such a great deal... especially since
it has a shitload of vehicles heh..
Sent in by: DasMuppet
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"Space.com
- Tether Technology: A New Spin on Space Propulsion"
hrmm. now heres something that i never thought of. using a cable tether
to move objects into higher orbits. I'd love to see how this works out.
Cuz having 100km of aircraft cable floating around in space should be
interesting to see how they keep it from getting tangled up in other
satelites heh.
Sent in by: mkow
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June
24th
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"Excite
- Teen Sues Over Lesbian Barbie Shirt Ban" Seriously.
im gonna have to buy my own island, build my own school for kids who
dont wanna be ruled by these ancient teachers, who are so strict about
freedom of expression. I remember when i was in high school, i had long
hair, i wore a beaten up US Military issue jungle camoflage jacket,
torn-up black jeans, and metal head tshirts. Teachers feared me, to
a point that one of them called my dad, and told him that i was intimidating
him, and that i should be nicer in class.
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"Wired
- Orrin Hatch: Software Pirate?" *snicker*
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"Yahoo
- Duo Accused of Killing, then Grilling Dog" There
are some really screwed up people out there..... and it seems that most
of them are from/or live in arkansas.
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"Castle.swf"
heh, now this kept me occupied for about 15mins at work yesterday, pretty
funny, pickup the little guys and drop them from really really high
up to make them splatter.. although, it could use a minigun or something.
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"tsen
- MadCow.swf" YES! MAD COWS! this rules.
Sent in by: mkow
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"JerkCity
- Plants, Leaves" Jerkcity rules...
Sent in by: Hee-La
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"Cars.com
- Ultimate Gay & Lesbian Cars" did i post
this already? heh. Hrmm lots of german cars in this list... what does
that tell you? Every gay person wants to be german heh.
Sent in by: bosco
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June
23rd
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June
22nd
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"Yahoo
- Castro Apparenlty Falls Victim to Miami Radio Prank"
ROFL, I would love to get a copy of this phone call (translated to english),
cuz listening to castro swear at some smart ass kids in florida would
RULE!
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"BBCNews
- African Hunt for Stolen Boeing" how can you
just 'lose' a plane??? theres tracking systems, and radar and shit that
keep these things in check.. Someone seriously dropped the ball on this
one...
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"CNN
- Fat Tax Urged for Video Games, TV Ads" hah!
Now this is an interesting idea, but i think that putting a tax on fat
people would be more effective.. Since i play video games, and i eat
junk food (occasionally), but my skinny ass hasn't seen over 180lbs
in 3years (being over 6ft rules). But yeah, having "weigh ins"
at grocery stores and tech stores would be way more effective IMHO.
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"Ananova
- Energy Firm Denies Link to PowerGenitalia Site" Followup.
*snicker*
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"Birmingham
- It's the M6 Doll Road" *snicker* the only
way this could have gotten better, is if the truck would have exploded,
showering the neighbourhood in 18" dildos or something heh..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"The
Atari Server Project" heh, see now this is
cool, taking an old ass atari, and turning it into an awesome new computer.
this is what im talking about when i say "PC Customization"
none of this neon blue lights, with blow holes and stuff stacked all
over the place..
Sent in by: mkow
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"CNN
- Prosecutor - Man Points Gun at Wife Over Net Porn" awww
yeh! This is a man who's got his priorities straight.. Porn before the
wife. She must be one heffer of a girl; the term 'cow-like' comes to
mind.. but anyway. crazy people shouldn't be allowed to have guns, or
computers/the intarweb (KEKEKE). Since clearly they dont mix (like drinking
and driving, and ugly people and sex).
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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