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 "New
Scientist - Soft Walls Will Keep Hijacked Planes at Bay"
alright yeah this may sound like a good idea on paper, but what if a
hijacker guy, swipes a plane. takes it 30k feet up. then points it nose
down towards a metropolitan building, and turns the plane off? It will
fall like a rock with wings, right into that building (wind permitting).
ah well. i guess its a good idea for those lame-o terrorists (TERRISTS)
who dont know what they're doing. 
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| "Wired
- Alien Solar System Much Like Ours" As i've
said before, I'm sure theres aliens and shit out there, but they want
nothing to do with us.. heh
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| "Yahoo
- 'Blob' May Be Giant Octopus or Whale Blubber"
Followup: on that thing they found in chile.. heh.
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| "My
Gamer.com - 25 of the Best (and worst) Wrestling Games of All Time"
heh, Wresting games rule, especially when yer in a room
with 4 of your drunken friends, and a video projector, displaying the
wrestling match on 9Ft white wall. Oh man, those days ruled. heh
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| "Yahoo
- Octopus Baby Photo" Followup: heres a pic
to match the article i posted a few days ago about the baby born with
4legs, 3hands, and a bunch of other stuff heh. Freaky.. Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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| "Ananova
- Robot Footballers Descend on Italy" i like
how they put little card board cut outs on the robots, they should have
stuck a few of the guys in the "leg takedown-ball slide" position
(sorry im no good with soccer terms) so they could collide with other
robots and shizz. heh Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Nettavisen
- Comedian Uses Dead Pig as Boat" rofl, theres
even pictures of it in the article.. hahaThe group of entertainers have tried blowing up rats and hamsters with helium to make what they called «organic balloons». The animals exploded and the remains were plashed at the audience. General manager of NRK, John G. Bernander, was present as this happened. YES@! Organic Balloons! heh Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "NewScientist
- Bone Breaks, fixed fast by Bone Printer"
woo! just like in uh.. Face Off the movie (except i think they were
printing someone's ear, not a bone) but the same idea.. pretty rad ass
stuff...
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| "AutoVentShade
- Our Products" ghah. Notice at the top of
this page, they say "Simulated Air Intakes".. Then just below
it they say "AutoVentShade Adds Horsepower to your Vehicle"
*snicker*
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| "Telegraph
- Talk of Brainstorming 'May Offend Epileptics"
did i already post this?
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| "eBay
- United States One Dollar Bill" uhm. i dont
get it? Sent in by: Matt F.
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| "Lost
Comic Strips - Garfield" heh. some of these
are actually moderately funny heh. Sent in by: Tristan
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| "Wired
- Bloggers Gain Libel Protection" Nice, freedom
of internet speech here we come! Sent in by: Brill
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| "BBCNews
- Boy 'Pregnant' with Twin Brother" mmm.. gross....
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| "Symbolman
- Chicken Hawks" HEH i was gonna post this
yesterday, but im sure i would have had some serious hate mail coming
in the next day heh.
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| "UPI
- College to Apologize to Bush for Professor"
anyone else see the irony? A professor (president) using his students
(military) to do his dirty work? Hrmm..
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| "ExplosiveLabs
- New PC Cases" hrmm. see this is what im talking
about. Instead of taking a burnt out DVD player or VCR and hacking a
case into it, just buy a case that looks like DVD player.
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| "AtNewYork
- RIAA Turns to IM in Anti-Piracy Fight" seriously..
the RIAA is turning into a group far worse the PETA... Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "eBay
Users - Andy46477" *snicker* this reaks of
engrish to me.. Sent in by: DasMuppet
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| This
message goes out to our southern neighbours, Happy Independence day
you crazy americans~! heh .cre
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| "Wired
- Magic Online Gathering Fans" *snicker* im
so glad someone else feels the same way about this as i do. I used to
play MTG like 6 years ago (when it was cool to hang out in run down
coffee shops and play card games all night) anyway, MTGOnline sounded
all cool when it was first concieved, and i even thought i'd try it
out. but.. then i read the whole "You must buy your digital cards...."
and i was all "err.. no fucken way am i spending more money on
cards that i already own in real life"... heh
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| "CNN
- Blood, Gore: Video Game Ratings Updated"
why do they even bother.....
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| "Excite
- Sex While Speeding Down the Highway? No Problem!"
awesome, i've never had actual sex while driving, Oral, yeh. but never
full on penetration. But yeh, if you can get away with this shizz in
germany.. i think i may be visiting there soon.
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| "Cows
With Guns" *snicker* Sent in by: Brill
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| "eBay
- StarTrek Appartment" did i already post this?
Anyway.. if you were the owner of this apt. You might as well hang up
your testicles, cuz you'd never need them ever again. No woman would
ever go tits up in a place like that.. You'd open the front door, and
the girl would go "Uhm.. I'm really sorry, i just realized i have
to go someplace else...." and then she'd walk away.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Yahoo
- Baby Bord with Four Legs and 3 Hands" Wierd..
Whats with all these mutations happening? i bet its some global conspiracy
to test the affects of radiation on people, so that they (the global
government, UN) can breed a super human alient thingy so that they can
explore space. Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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| "Excite
- Man Lies Dead, in Bed, for 3 Years" 3 years
of rent, 3 years of electricity and rent.. Damn that guy must be poor
by now.. now what would be really funny, is if the German Government
would sue the family of said dead guy, for the pension money they kept
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| "JerkCity
- Sea Cucumber" YES! Jerkcity rules, also,
Sea Cucumbers rule, everytime someone says something about sea cucumbers,
i can't help but think of Steve-o and Chris Pontious (sp?) from the
jackass movie, molesting those sea cucumbers heh
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| "Honda
Fake Commercial - Cog Missing" *snicker*
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| "eBayersThatSuck.com"
I'm glad i only have a few negative feedbacks (not my fault, other people
are stupid). anyway, some of these ebayers are pretty funny.
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| "APOD
- Disappearing Clouds in Carina" lol, this
was sent along with a 'brief' descript of "A GIANT FUCK YOU FROM
THE UNIVERSE" *snicker* Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Albino
Black Sheep.com - She's Fucked" hah, this is
so awesome. it reminds me of like every girl i've dated in the past
(i have this tendency of dating completely crazy chicks. but its cool,
cuz if i was to date 'normal' girls, i'd grow bored, and try to destroy
them.. heh) Sent in by: Brill
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| "911
Short" interesting... Conspiracy? I THINK SO! Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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| "PennyArcade
- Linux Xbox" ROFLMAO, Color me impressed,
a funny pennyarcade heh..
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| "CNN
- Solar Powered Airplan Crashes on Test Flight"
I'm waiting for NASA to release blurry footage of a frozen piece of
styrofoam flying into this Flying Wing heh..
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| "BBCNews
- GM Fish Glows in the Bowl" Followup: Whoa!
I seriously can't wait for these fish to hit the market in the Northern
Hemisphere. I've never been a big fan of fish as pets. but these little
bastards would be soo cool just have a few bowls of them scattered around
a room, and you'd have no need for lights..
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| "iAfrica
- Two Children in Court for Child Rape" what
is wrong with kids in africa?????
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| "What
is the Google Dance?" interesting..... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Holopouches.cjb.net"
alright, first, i'm waving the "NOT WORK SAFE"
flag all over this one. and frankly its prolly not even home safe..
If you click this one, make sure you got yer cursor over the little
"x" so you can bust that window down when you realize what
this is... Sent in by: xian
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| "Can't
prove God Exists... But.." heh, the giggle
in this makes me laugh.. i can listen to it all day heh. Sent in by: treaps
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| Happy
canada day bitchez~ .cre
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| "The
Supaaaa Sushi Race" heh, kinda lame, reminds
me of the Micromachines game...
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| "Stupid
Videos.com" OH MY CHRIST. This has to be one
of the most complete collections of stupid videos on the net.. Alright,
Lets try to get the "Cat Pounce" movie upto #1, right now
its #103. Everyone watch it, and vote 10 on it. hehe
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| "Ananova
- Chicken Tied to Helium Balloons up for Adoption"
i didn't think it was legal to have a native (to the region) animal
as a pet? Which is why you can't just grab a raccoon, and try to domesticate
it (cuz that what i wanna do). heh
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| "The
Kansas City Channel - Woman Bites Officer Says She Has HIV"
you know, when a pet goes crazy.. usually it gets put down.. Why can't
there be something like this for crazy ass people like this???
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| "CNN
- Gun Whips up a Metal Storm" heh, i remember
first reading about this like 4 years ago. But yeah looks like its still
maturing... i guess thats why the US Defense has a budget of like 37
ka-trillion dollars per year. Sent in by: Perlandra, and _Spectre_
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| "Lemonade
Game.com" more java games, that screw up my
browser :(.. Sent in by: Sain
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