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 July
14th
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"MSNBC
- Amputee Wannabe's" what the funk? i have
never heard of anything so crazy. why do people like this exist? what
sort of twisted reality do they see when they wake up in the mornings?
Dont get me wrong, i'm completely wiley, borderline insane, yet i only
want to hurt others. I have no desire to remove any limbs from my body.
 
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"Ananova
- Aircraft Warned About Missing 'Flyborg'" *snicker*
i'd love to hear the cockpit voice recording of this one <tower>
"Uhh. Jim, you may wanna keep your eyes open for a giant robotic
balloon... *silence*" <captain> "Uhh, what?. Have you
guys been drinking down there? cuz i know i have..."
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"GlobeTechnology
- Critical Flaw Found in Windows" blah blah
blah, windows security sucks, blah blah blah. I swear microsoft purposefully
designs its apps with bugs, to force people to keep upgrading. It makes
sense when you think about consumerism.
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"Excite
- Comical Ali Leaves Baghdad, Might Not Return"
i swear, someone should hire this guy as a spokesperson, and do commercials
all day long, he rules..
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"Don't
Copy That Floppy.wmv" oh god. the 80s were
a terrible decade.. OREGON TRAIL! that game ruled.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"John
Banks - Chicks'n'Power Tools.mov" heh, now
i dont have quicktime installed (cuz its clear mac bloatware), but i
do at the office, so i'll have to check this out then.. When will some
hax0r kid write a codec for WMP for quicktime? i'm waiting...
Sent in by: Tristan
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"Bull
Fighter - Stripping the Bull out of Business"
ghah! a Jargon translator for Windows (That's a plug in for office)
now this has to be good. its too bad its only got a 30 day trial :(..
Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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July
13th
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July
12th
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"Yahoo
- 'Fly Boy' Continues to Suffer as Doctors Struggle" *shudder*
this is the grossest thing i've read all day.. (and thats saying alot
coming from me..)
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"The
Sun - Hulk Doll's Monster Willy" Rofl! YES!
Anatomically correct Hulk Dolls. Too bad they all wern't like this,
otherwise i'd be ordering one now. heh. But clearly the doll manufacturer
(the little korean kids in sweat shops) have an awesome sense of humor
heh.
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"Ananova
- Surgeons in Tears as Iranian Twins Die" who's
idea was it to try and seperate 2 (near 30 year old) twins, attached
at the head? I could have told them, that they wouldn't have lived.
Sometimes its just not a good idea to screw around with nature.
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"NewScientist
- Horrific venereal disease strikes African baboons" Great...
i wonder how long it will be before some african hill-billy out there,
will have sex with one of these wonderful baboons, and start the human
strain of this disease...
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"eBay
- Elvis Presley's Tooth, Hair, and Gold Record"
uhm, anyone wanna clone Elvis?
Sent in by: DirectorSG
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"Nippon
- Matrix Ping Pong" k, Everyone sent me this
one at the same time. But its good.
Sent in by: Perlandra, _Spectre_, Hihat, and
a few others who i can't remember right now.
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"SidGrice
- Loudest Car Stereo Competition" alright,
dont get me wrong, I dont hate car stereo's, Infact i've got a pretty
nice aftermarket stereo in my datsun, about 1200watts, way more then
i'd ever need; but at the right sound intensity (low) it sounds awesome.
anyway, back to the link, check out this shiz, theres 3 vids, just around
a meg and a bit each, watch what happens to the t-shirt, and the girls
hair.. its pretty feersome (notice it was recorded without audio heh..)
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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July
11th
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"CNN
- Goodbye UPC Bar Codes" heh, now this is a
good idea. Especially for perishable items; just imagine if yer egg
salad could cry out to you "HEY IM GOING BAD, EAT ME OR THROW ME
OUT" heh. actually.. that would be pretty frightening, i think
i may have nightmares about talking egg salad.
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"Yahoo
- Stonehenge Depicts Female Genitalia Researchers Say"
uhm... uhm... I've never seen stonehenge from above, but this sounds
like feminist hogwash. Since we all know women didn't have vagina's
back in 3000BC (heh)
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"Ananova
- Live Worm Found in Man's Brain During Surgery" Uhh....
if insects are growing/living in your body, its time to change yer diet
of reptiles...
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"Mainachi
- Train Doors Close on Groper's Gonads..."
Aww yeh, now this seems like ironic justice, Buddy gets off by fondling/taking
pictures of girls underwear, then as he gets caught his boner gets slammed
between 2 automatic doors. Seems fair to me :)
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"BBCNews
- Switch on For Power Data Networks" this is
awesome, i'm planning on trying to use Cat5 for Audio (for my home theatre
in my condo), The cable is certified for over 350mhz, which should be
ample for audio. Plus its all patchable,etc.. Should be interesting..
Sent in by: mkow
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"Ananova
- Giant Toddlers Meet for Wrestling Match"
jesus. these kids are gonna be HUGE in 10 years, they'll be some sort
of super teenagers, 14ft tall, over a metric ton in weight. crap, someone
should put these kids in a circus (aka freakshow) already...
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"SkyNews
- Zoo Owner's Suspect BBQ's" *snicker* a zoo
keeper, eating his own animals. now theres some comedy in there somewhere.
but the fact that he ate a few shetland ponies is awesome. I wonder
what horse tastes like... The only thing i can think that they might
taste like is manuer.
Sent in by: DirectorSG
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July
10th
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"Daytona
BeachNews - Teen Strikes Man, Drives Away with Legless Torso"
wierd......... Also see here.
Thanks DirectorSG
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"Salon
- Microbe Found That Eats Toxic Waste" Now,
if they can only modify this microbe to eat radioactive waste, we'd
be set for nuclear wars.. imagine not having the fear of nuclear winters,
just drop a nuke, then 'crop dust' these modified microbes over the
land, and you could move in, in just a few weeks. sounds pretty good
to me. heh
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"Jerkcity
- Any Kind of Tree" *rofl* i dont know if anyone
else finds jerkcity as funny as i do.
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"MSNBC
- Foam Test Blows Hole in Shuttle Wing" uh,
screw the article, check out the last line, with the dollar value of
the test... unbelieveable.
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"TorontoStar
- Teenagers 'Execution' Plot Foiled Just in Time"
god.. I bet they were wearing black clothes... and thats why the media
says "matrix-like". superlame...
Sent in by: Beavnuts
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"eBay
- Nothing for Sale" heh, its amazing what nothing
sells for now-adays.
Sent in by: Nitro
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July
9th
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Ugh,
got 1 hour sleep for the second night in a row, running kinda thin right
now. must goto work. must sleep at work.. ugh..
.cre
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"BBCNews
- Lightning Strikes Woman's Tongue Stud" Whoa!
Thats gotta suck.
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"eBay
- Worlds Longest French Fry?" *snicker* its
amazing, whats bought and sold on ebay.
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"OMGWTF
- The X10 Shoe Cam" heh, anyone who's been
smurfing around the net long enough knows about x10, and im honestly
surprized they havnt tried to make a shoecam..
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"The
Onion - Bowling-Alley Owner Wants TV Ad to Look 'More Matrix-y'"
heh Wow, the onion is funny again. is this some sort
of dream? The onion hasn't been funny in years, maybe they got some
new writers, or maybe they found out that the drivel they were writing
before wasn't funny. Anyway, give it a read :) its actually worth it
heh
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"eBay
- Antique Rotary Bakelite Desk Phone" Awesome,
why dont they make phones like this nowadays? You know, ones made to
last? How many phones does anyone have in their houses, that are more
then like 5 years old, that arn't falling apart? I dont have any that
old.. heh
This is an antique black rotary desk telephone made
by The North Electric Mfg. Co. in Salion, Ohio, USA. It is made of
bakelite and is so heavy it can double as a lethal weapon.
Sent in by: Tom
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"Winamp
Advertisement" i dont get it?
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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July
8th
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"Yahoo
- Love Crooner Barry White Dies" Barry White
:(
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"Gizmodo:
2.4GB Microdrives" Microdrives are supercool,
but the only problem is, they're mechanical, I was thinking about buying
one for my ipaq, but then i thought about all the shit i put my ipaq
through (how many times i've dropped it, and thrown it across the kitchen
table, etc). I know a microdrive wont be able to take that kinda abuse..
But still, micro-ization (is that even a word?) rules..
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"Excite
- Woman Accused of Murdering Husband Over Bottom Quip"
wtf?! dont get me wrong. i love small asses, and 'round' asses; neither
has benefits over the others. I will never understand guys like this.
If this chick wants a guy to appreciate her small ass, she should call
me (aslong as she doesn't pull a preying mantis style thing on me, ie.
killing me/eating me after sex).
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"BBCNews
- Power Challenge of New Macs" (geeks only)
Yeah, seriously, The specs look impressive, but we've seen apple throw
away superior computing hardware by bundling it with a) crappy software,
and b) other crappy hardware. Earlier macs were awesome (hardware wise),
but they always fucked it up with shitty macOS, but now that they've
got a nice BSD backend running 'behind the scenes' i'm waiting to see
what else they can do to mess shit up. Also, whats with Serial ATA?
what happened to SCSI Only Macs??
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"BostonNews
- Website Turns Tables on Government Officials"
hah, Now this is good. i like the perspective; of taking the magnifying
glass and turning it back around, and watching what each little government
peon is doing.
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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"CNN
- A Car Stereo That Can Kill You? Cool" No.
Not Cool. Why do people do this? Why spend 80k on a Dodge Minivan? Why
not take that money, and oh, uhm. i dunno, buy a viper, and put a down
payment down on a house? Atleast then people wouldn't look at you and
go "What were his parents thinking, when they gave birth to that
gimp?"
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Wired
- Reaching Through the Net to Touch" oh god.
i can see this being used in Porn sites first......... Virtual Prostitution
here we come.
Sent in by: mkow
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