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 July
21st
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"News24
- Piracy Linked to Terrorism" ghahah, IF YOU
PIRATE SOFTWARE, YOU SUPPORT TERRORISM. whats next? IF YOU DRINK TAP
WATER, YOU'RE SUPPORTING TERRORISM. They're linking everything to terrorism
now; its amazing why didn't they have all this terrorism link information
last year? i swear, they're just taking everything that they (the gov't
etc) can't stop, and saying it supports terrorism to get all the patriotic
idiots out there to rally against their neighbours.
 
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"CNET
- P2P Caching - Unsafe at any Speed" Interesting,
Peer2peer caching, now thats a pretty good idea, but i guaranty that
the RIAA will go apeshit on these swedes for developing this; since
it clearly does leave copies of possibly pirated files on servers local
to ISP's. But then again, any ISP that has newsservers, will almost
always contain pirated files.
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"Ananova
- 'Elvis Tooth' Pulled from Auction Failure"
heh, aww. im surprized the scientologists didn't try to win this auction,
in order to clone a new elvis styled leader; to aid them in taking over
the world. heh. Seriously though, if the tooth still has any living
cells in it, it could be used for cloning.. I'd love to see the king
living again (in his early years of glory, not the fat, overweight,
grease swilling, brood that he was before he died.
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"Popular
Science - The Reason Your Computer Keeps Crashing"
uhm, i have no response to this. none at all.
Sent in by: Disruptor
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"Fuck
the 700 Club - Fuck Pat Robertson" rofl. i
hate the 700 club too this is hilarious, i should join up for the satanic
prayer :)
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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"The
Star Wars Alphabet Project in Lego" whoa~ seriously,
i gotta pull my lego outta storage, cuz its fun as shit to play with
(yes.. im a big kid...)
Sent in by: mkow
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July
20th
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"CNN
- Doc Surgically Inserted Screwdriver into Patient's Spin"
What the hell? Who lets these people practice? There
should be a global review board for doctors, if you lose yer license
in N.america, you should be banned from practice in all first world
countries. after reading this, i'm shocked, hawaii is a cool place,
i have a bunch of friends down there, i expect more from hawaiians then
this..
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"CNet
- Microsoft Warns of Critical Windows Flaw"
i grow tired of reading about all the gaping holes in windows. Especially
ones that grant full access to a users harddrive.. God bless routers,
if i had a windows machine as my router/gateway, i know i'd be rooted
:) heh
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"MSN
- Costing an Arm and a Leg" Followup to those
freaks who WANT to have thier perfectly working limbs removed....
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"Yahoo
- Purple Polar Bear" Seriously, whats the deal
with turning this different colors, first, green ketchup, then red/blue/purple
hamburger buns, and now purple polar bears? i dont see why this kind
of innovation is required......
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"Wiggaz.com"
*snicker*
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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"Kusos.mpg"
is this what arcades are like now? Seriously, when i saw king of the
hill, and bobby hill was playing Dance Dance Revolution, i thought that
the game was a made-up joke. i had no idea it was real... But yeah,
i havn't been to an arcade in years. *sigh* those were the days..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"MTV
- Metallica Sue Canadian Band over E,F Chords" and
let me just say HAHAHAHA!
Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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July
19th
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"Excite
- Eldery Man Ends Argument With Grenade" hah,
now this is one tough old guy, better not screw around with those senior
serbs; they're 'well armed' *Snicker*
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"SFGate
- 4 Die in Freak Highway Accident" heh, talk
about luck... i've never heard of an SUV being "flattened"
before.. but i doubt even a full roll cage could have saved these poor
bastards.
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"MSNBC
- Look Out! Monsters Spotted in China" Followup:
i think china is jealous of Japan again, Since China doesn't have the
awesome b-movie heritage (ala Godzilla, etc) they're trying to drum
up tourism by saying theres a monster in their lakes. heh. ah well,
oh and it was brought to my attention the other day, that these are
not SUPER huge monsters, yet groups of smaller ones that seem to swim
in 'schools'. yeh im an idiot. i need more sleep. heh.
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"CNN
- Man Sets a New Donkey Kong Record" heh, i
seriously want a Donkey Kong standup, or the old table top arcade box
for "Demolition Derby" (the old car derby game that could
have 4 players, and there was like 5 pixels per car, and you'd smash
the crap out of each other, oh man that game ruled. too bad i havn't
seen any arcade tables like it in years..
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"HeavenlyFantasy
- Cool" heh, i did this to a few guys at work.
it never gets old, its hilarious, everythings quite in our cubes, and
all you hear is "HAY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" heh
Never gets old
Sent in by: Brill
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"CNN
- Tron Man Shuns Gates-Like Fortune" wtf?!
how come i've never heard of this TRON before? i was alive in 1984..
(now i was prolly in pre-school, but still). I think i may have to hunt
this down, and see what can be done with it.
Sent in by: mkow
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"All
Too Flat - Pranks - Cube" hah! the first time
i was in NYC i saw the cube, it is definatly cool, but i had no idea
that someone actually did this to it.. hehe awesome.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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July
18th
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"Yahoo
- Two Charged After Human Catapult Death" *snicker*
What kind of idiot wakes up in the morning and says "Hey, today
i'd like to be fired from a catapult." Especially when you have
a bunch of guys with pencils and cocktail napkins doing the trajectory
calculations.. But i would have loved to have heard what he said when
he realized his arc was completely off "Awww crap *thud*"
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"Ananova
- Masturbation May Protect Against Prostate Cancer"
uh, if this is all it takes to stop prostate cancer; i dont think i'll
ever get it...
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"CNet
- AOL Lays Off Netscape Developers" hrmm, i
wonder how this will affect mozilla? especially since i was just starting
to like it. So.. If IE is going unsupported until Longhorn is released,
and AOL/Netscape is dumping Netscape/mozilla support, what the hell
will we all use for browsers?!
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"Ascii
Matrix" heh i still think the Ascii Deepthroat
was the best.. but it needed audio.. but yeah, this isn't a complete
ascii version either, so dont get yer hopes up.
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"MameJump.swf"
uhh.. I love video games from the 80s.. but i hate the
music.....But this is funny heh
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Gamespot
- Real Life: The Full Review" *Snicker*
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"CNN
- Printers, Scanners, Aid Counterfieters" and
i quote skace (the guy who sent me the url), "...Printers Aid Counterfitters,
and rocks Aid Burglers *duh*"
Sent in by: Skace
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July
17th
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"Angelfire
- Disgruntled Asian Tattoo Artist Inks His Revenge" this
guy rules.. he is my hero.
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"CNet
- IBM Advances Linux for Power Chips" Alright,
asmuch as i dont like IBM, they do make some feersome 64bit chips. he
fact that an old Sparc 25mhz can actually keep pace with a pentium 75mhz
chip is proof enough. But i seriously doubt that anything but linux/solaris/bsd
will ever be developed for them..
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"Excite
- China's Loch Ness Monster Resurfaces" uh,
a creature, 2-3km in length??? uhhhh... how much would a creature that
size have to eat, to stay alive?? prolly more then whats found in this
tiny little lake...
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"Ananova
- Rare Diamond Goes Bright Pink in UV Light"
OooOoOo Now this would be a trinket to have. I myself am not a huge
fan of diamonds, but one like this is verying intriguing to me...
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"KLAZTV
- Bizarre Game Targets Women, Hunting for Bambi"
oh my christ. this is the most funny, yet most disturbing thing i've
read all day, and it doesn't involve dead people, or disembodied corpses..
i really am dumbfounded.. This must be fake.. .Must be.... Anyway, watch
the video, its well worth it. heh. also see http://www.huntingforbambi.com
Sent in by: Oldcrow
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"BusDude.com"
d'guh'uh. more wasted space on the internet.. Although wait a sec. I've
never seen a collection of 'bus photography' before, so if someone was
ever doing a project/statistics on buses, this could help, but yeah,
more wasted space on the internet..
Sent in by: PS
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"Siski.ru
- HomoHunter" best game ever.. k, the instructions
are in russian, so for those of you who dont speak russian, Use the
space bar to fire, and you may also wanna turn yer volume down a bit,
cuz if the naked guy touches you, he pounds yer ass heh.
Sent in by: bampot
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July
16th
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Alright,
i swear to christ, i will kill all you fucken deadbeats out there. So
the other night, we (a bunch of my friends from highschool) went out
for drinks for one of their birthdays, I showed up late (As i had to
work late). By the time i got there, everyone had already arrived (and
then some, a bunch of underage people i hadn't met before), i have a
few beers and bought the birthday boy a beer. People start to leave
(i think nothing of it, assuming they've left money) at midnight (pussy's);
then the bill comes. and low and behold, theres 4 of us left, with no
money from any of the other 15 people and a huge ass bill. I will hunt
you down and fuck you all.. be warned.
.cre
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"Mainichi
- Man Blows Self Up in Botched Attack on High School Bully"
GHAH! you can teach an idiot to do netsearches on how
to make bombs, but you can't expect him to deploy said bombs correctly.
All i can say is. I'm glad i've purposefully forgotten 90% of my highschool
memories. infact, i'd say out of the last 15 years, i maybe only remember
30hours of them. i like it that way.
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"Tulip
- Global Re-launch of the COMMODORE" oh man,
i remember when the Commodore was badass, i never had one myself (i
was a poor kid), but my friends had C64's and i remember playing some
wrestling game for hours an hours.
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"Jerkcity
- UN*X" *snicker* reading this while updating
the ports on my bsd machine.. heh.
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"Ananova
- Man Threatened Restaurant Manager After Biting into 'mouse'"
ghah, i'd kill the guy in the soup kitchen, seriously, i've seen the
stuff that lives on the new york mice/rats, and all i have to say is,
one of these days, NYC Rats will figure out how to wield weapons (knifes,
guns, etc) and they will take over the world. They are by far the most
menacing creatures i've ever seen.
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"Yahoo
- Malaysian Man Severs, Cooks and Eats Own Penis" uhm..
i dont know what to say to this...
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Termpro
Audio Forum - Here is the Epitome of Stupidity" Notice,
the rear spoiler is actually "nose" up, instead of nose down.
Affectively that spoiler would have *NEGATIVE* downforce on that car,
but thats the least of the stupidity on that one. but my real question
is... what the hell is all that shit crazy glued to the front? looks
like theres some 1/4 copper plumbing pipe as "handles" and
what the hell is that in the hood? looks like a turbine.....
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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July
15th
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"Excite
- China Says it Made World's Biggest Condom"
hah does anyone else think its funny, that the stereotypical "smallest
penis's in the world" (no offense of course) make the largest condom
ever made?
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"CNN
- Doctor Performs Brain Surgery with Store Drill"
jesus, mental note: dont travel to peru when in need of surgery; cuz
this home hardware surgery shit doesn't float my boat. But kudos to
this franken-doctor for having the insight to use some serious tools
for a serious job.
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"NolaNews
- Grandmother Dies at Six Flags" heh, i sense
a lawsuit coming on.
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"CNN
- Giant Chilean Beach 'Blob' Identified" Ah
ha! I knew this couldn't be a Octopus. Cuz it would have been like 200ft
long (with tenticles). anyway. its kinda sad, i was hoping that it was
some sort of huge single celled organism that was going to take over
the oceans.. *sigh*..
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"Sports
Illustrated - Simon Fined for Sausage Race Prank" ghahh!
oh man, this is too much, take a read at this.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Wired
- The Super Power Issue, The Antigravity Underground"
yeah finally a real article on this shizz, i saw a video of this thing
like a year ago, taken from someones back yard, a wierd triangle thingy
floating around for like 5secs, i didn't believe it then, but it seems
a bit more real now.
Sent in by: mkow
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"BBCNews
- Ducks' Odyssey Nears End" ha! Scientists
using overboard rubber bath toys to help track surface currents.. heh,
i guess they'll use anything thats free heh.
Sent in by: Servo
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