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 July
31st
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"BBCNews
- Rat-brained Robot Does Distant Art" Whoa~
Now this is my kinda science (frankenscience), taking a bunch of rat
neurons, strapping them to electrodes, and having the electrodes control
robot arms with markers tied to them. I wish they would show some more
of the art work, cuz im interested in how this ratbrain is progressing.
 
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"NewIndPress
- Holding Severed Head in Place, He Defied Death"
JESUS CHRIST... Those with weak stomaches, dont bother reading this
one...
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"CNN
- Zeus Bug is Ultimate Male Chauvinist" why
can't human existence be like this? i'd love to get a piggyback ride
by my gf everywhere, i'd love for her to feed me constantly, and she
already gives me sex whenever i want (usually until my nuts hurt). but
anyway, atleast some bugs get treated the way i do; So i guess i'll
have to aspire to be a Zeus Bug.
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"Ananova
- Policemen Can Grow Their Hair Long- And Policewomwn Can Grow Beards"
err... guys with long hair.... err... Why would guys want that? i will
never understand the long hair phenonemenmnmennmn, i used to have long
hair in highschool, and it was a bitch to take care of. so much so,
that i just cut it all off one day cuz i was too sick and tired of having
to take 30mins to wash it..
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"The
Register - Copying is Theft - and Other Legal Myths" heh
know your rights and laws :)
Sent in by: Wolf-
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"MERL
- iGlassware" Holy crap, this is the best idea
ever.. i cant tell you how many times i hit a bar in toronto, and i
order a drink, when it arrives i pound it back, and then have to wait
another 20mins for the wait(or/ress) to make the rounds back to me.
i feer these glasses..
Sent in by: Tristan
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"boyshit"
*snicker* does anyone else find these extremely hilarious?
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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July
30th
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July
29th
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"BBCNews
- Star Wars Video Prompts Lawsuit" hah, Looks
like 'the star wars kid' has had enough of all the publicity surrounding
his little golf ball retriever video; and is now seeking psychological
damages.. awesome! i'm telling everyone out there, if you are going
to make a video of you doing something completely stupid, and expecting
that it will remain a secret, you lying to yourselves. This is a perfect
example, of what can happen. Now keep in mind, this kid rules IMO, but
i still make fun of him :)
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"MimeArtist
- Helvetica vs. Arial" i have always wondered
what the difference was between these two fonts...
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"Fortune
- Microsoft's Patent Problem" hah, first IBM's
problems with SCO, and now Microsofts problems with InterTrust. looks
like all the little companies are picking on the big ones, and winning
heh.
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"Ananova
- Naked Women Safari Hunt 'Was Hoax'" Followup:
Damnit! i almost had my $1,000 saved up.. Unbelievable... false advertising
assholes.
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"TechTV
- RIAA Hit List" Follow up: NEWSFLASH: This
just in, The RIAA is nothing but a bunch of bitches..
Sent in by: Wolf-
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"News.com
- Cracking Windows Passwords in Seconds" heh,
GO WINDOWS SECURITY!
Sent in by: skace
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"Robotic
Nation by Marshall Brain" hrmm, this is interesting,
Automated purchasing.. or rather, Purchasing Kiosks instead of sales
representatives, i think i could easily like this more then having to
shout my order at some pimple faced kid who's obviously high. But then
again, i dont often goto fast food restaurants (except subway, but thats
not really fast food). but yeah, this is a pretty interesting article..
Sent in by: mkow
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July
28th
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"CNN
- Playboy Archive to be Auctioned" i love the
classic playboys from the 60s and 70s, they are by far the most erotic
magazines ever printed (i prefer a little mystery to my porn, none of
this "HEY LOOK AT MY OVARIES!" or "HEY LOOK HOW FAR I
CAN SHOVE THIS BABY CACTUS IN MY ASS" shit.. heh) but yeah, this
shit is gonna be WAY to expensive. i think it'd be cheaper for me to
buy a plotter, a scanner, and a few old magazines and make my own posters
heh.
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"The
Globe and Mail - Parents, Grandparents Targets in Internet Music-Sharing
Subpoenas" Thats it.. i'm never buying another
CD again (atleast from the vendor, i will be purchasing CD's USED, and
at concerts).
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"ZDNet
- Why I Want a Pentium Mac" I would love to
see an Intel port of the BSD based OS X, just to see how the OS handles
itself on x86 architecture (to see if Apple actually tuned it to run
on its 64bit risc cpu). But i do see why Apple isn't releasing an x86
version; they would totally lose the competitive edge of their hardware/software
solution.
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"MSNBC
- Teens Tune Out TV and Log on Instead" i do
agree, i have stopped watching TV almost entirely (with the exception
of some Speed vision races, and The Simpsons and some History Channel
shows). That whole reality TV binge/purge bullshit is ruining TV for
me entirely; and as a TV Voter (anyone who watches tv is technically
a TV voter, as the TV execs judge shows based on ratings) i am chosing
to turn off my TV in favor of either sitting on the net, or watching
movies.
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"EETimes
- Hard-disk Drive Industry Braces for Technology Changes"
mmmm Serial Attached SCSI Mmmmm
Sent in by: Skace
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"Cat
Swchartz Nude!" well Topless really, But yeah,
back when i had TechTV, she was a cutey little girl, i wouldn't spank
it while thinking about her. but she was cute..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Ebola
Monkey Man.com - Pissing off 419 Scammers One at a Time"
*snicker*
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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July
27th
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July
26th
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"CNN
- Sun Microsystems Breaks Even" Sun and Apple
should get together, they have similar technology and similar business
plans, together they could probably become the next HP/Compaq. But yeah,
i think they're suffering from a serious marketing/technology problem.
Their hardware is always super expensive, and only a few OS's actually
run on them.
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"Azstarnet
- US To Release Photos of Saddam's Sons" uh,
wow, i didn't know the US would stoop to this level. i thought they
had more class then this.
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"Ananova
- 'Gunman' was Boy 15, Working on School Film Project"
haha, i remember this near exact thing happened to me and a few friends
in highschool. we were filming a movie for lit. class; and it involved
alot of guns and a fair bit of action, so anyway we were filming in
a local church (we got permission) but one of our actors didnt have
a car, and had to walk to the church, but he neglected to tell anyone
that he was bringing 2 replica rifles with him for filming, anyway as
he arrived at the church with the 2 rifles on his back, several police
cars pulled up to join us. Needless to say, there was a fair bit of
explaining that had to be done so that we wouldn't have to goto jail
heh.
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"BBCNews
- India Debates 'Racist' Skin Cream Ads" I
kinda agree with this, i do prefer fairer skin tones, but thats just
me (being a straight caucasion male). I do find some darker skin hindu's
attractive though, but they're just not my style.
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"Dilbert
Comic Strip - Skynet Spam Software" heh.
Sent in by: Wolf-
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"I
need a girl whos...." best bumper sticker ever...
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Nascar
Prank Call.swf" its a tad bit long, and its
only audio, but its funny GO RACISM! (this may not be work safe)
Sent in by: DirectorSG
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July
25th
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"BBCNews
- Acne 'Made Worse by Stress'" talk about a
catch22, i remember when i was in school, i was crazy enough not to
get stressed out, so i never had any problems like this. But yeah, if
you start to get acne, people start making jokes at your expense, and
thus you get more stressed out. heh. so, if you have acne, and people
start making fun of you, just kill one or two of them, not only will
that relieve stress, but it will also keep others from making fun of
you..
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"CNN
- Capture of 200 Dolphins Sets off Uproar"
Whoa! 260$ to buy a dolphin.. Thats it?? i know Jack Russel pups that
go for twice that; and dolphins are way smarter. Can i get one of these
mailorder or what?
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"Ananova
- Leaving Brooklyn? Fugheddaboudit" this is
the most foolish thing i've ever heard. I love NYC/Brooklyn; i never
want to leave. Hell, if i could find stable work down there that paid
well, i'd be all over it. they dont need these dumb signs all over the
highways..
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"Home
Built CD Changer Contraption" This is so ossum~
Sent in by: mkow
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"The
Moscow Times - EADS May Put Tourists in Stratosphere"
you know what, if Russia was smart. they'd base their whole economy
around blasting things/people into space, they can easily make enough
money if they start things right and do the correct marketing. Think
about it, if they build a few of these tourist MIG/spaceships, they
would make 120$ usd per flight (12x10k usd), now if they had a fleet
of these things, say, 10-50 planes, each taking numerous trips up per
day (which would easily be full each trip), yer talking around (50trips
x 120k usd == 6million per day). i know my math isn't so good, but thats
a hellova lotta money per day..
Sent in
by: Wolf-
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"eBay
- Pimp Costume For Your Dog" i would loose
all respect for my dog if i caught him wearing this... I love the 70s
and everything, but this is unforgivable.. Who in their right mind would
hate an animal so much that they would make them wear this..
Sent
in by: Nitro
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July
24th
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"Reason
- Suspected Terrorist Multimillionaire John Gilmore" yeah
bitch, fight the government privacy bastards. Think about it, we're
all getting very complacent about giving up vital pieces of identification
for such stupid little things.. ie, to get highspeed internet, you have
to either give a credit card for creditcheck or, your social security/insurance
number.. Why is the SSN/SIN part of that form?? makes you wonder..
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"BBCNews
- Tongue Transplant First" Whoa! tongue transplant...
i didn't know that was possible.. its like, installing a muscle.. wierd...
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"Ananova
- Man Lives in Rubbish Dump for 10 years" Seriously,
i could never live in a dump.. ever... i like being clean way too much....
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"Wired
- SCO: Buy License, Avoid Suit" hah, looks
like SCO has grown some balls, we'll see what happens.. heh
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"CNN
- Little Robot In Your Pants" lol Nanopants
i live the dialogue :)
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Mainichi
- Sasebo girls welcome seaman with open legs" *snicker*
i still dont think i could ever pay someone for sex. It just wouldn't
be right, i dont need to pay for it, im a good lookin guy, young and
nubile. People who need to pay for sex have problems..
Sent in by: nadx
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"News.Com
- Microsoft to Detail $49 Billion Hoard" Microsoft
is a bunch of bitchez...
Sent in by: mkow
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July
23rd
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Alright,
heres a story for you all out there, this happened a few days ago. So
i had to goto shoppers drug mart to buy toothpaste, deoderant and a
pregnancy test (for a friend, not my kid). anyway so i go into shoppers,
buy 4x deoderant, 4x toothpaste, 1x pregnancy test, and 1x hot rod magazine
(yeah, im a loser leave me alone). So i goto checkout and theres this
30yr old woman behind the counter, not so attractive, kinda pudgey and
grotesque (i've seen some pretty hot 30yr old bitchez, just so you dont
think i hate..). So im polite i wonder up, put my shit down and say
"Hi". I had my deoderant stacked ontop of the toothpaste,
which was ontop of the pregnancy test, which was ontop of my magazine,
so she grabs a deoderant to scan it, and it knocks the pile over, one
falls off the counter, she's like "OH IM SO SORRY!". I'm like
"hey its cool, let me get that" (being a nice guy or something).
I pick it up, put it back down, and say "hey, no worries its the
weekend.." she continues to ring my shizz through, and says "yeah
i cant wait, i get off in 30mins... I should go home with you..."
(completely out of the blue). Just then she scans the last Toothpaste,
and grabs the pregnancy test. She looks at it.... looks at me... i have
this HUGE SMILE on my face, she says "Oh...." and hands me
my bag of crap.. I've never been so glad to have purchased a pregnancy
test in my whole life..
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"CNN
- Pizza Cuts Cancer Risk?" Whoa! this is all
i have to do to keep a "doctor" from sticking his fingers
in my ass? I'm so eating pizza all the time from now on.
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"Ananova
- Woman Causes 24-Vehicle Pile-up Trying to Keep Sofa Dry"
heh, i dont get people like this, i remember reading a story about some
guy in a brand new porsche 911tt, and a bird flew in front of his windshield
and he swerved to avoid it, lost control spun out, flipped over in a
ditch and his car landed in 2 pieces IN a tree. he had spinal damage
and had no use of his legs from that day on. All because he didn't want
to kill a bird.. since then, i stopped trying to avoid hitting things;
if a bird is coming i dont swerve, if i see a tire on the road, i dont
swerve, if i see a hot chick taking her top off, i slow down, and look
for my camera..
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"NewScientist
- Exhaust Condenser Allows for Drinking and Driving" alright
the title is kinda misleading, they're talking about condensing water
from the super heated exhaust of diesel trucks. now it makes sense,
but they're still gonna have to get supplies of diesel to create the
water, and they really can't condense enough that will be able to feed
the occupants of said vehicle (i think the average soldier in a desert
environment drinks about a gallon of water per day), if you condense
a standard hummer (6.5ltr diesel) motor all day, you may get a single
gallon of water.
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"Jesus
Rocks! You Suck!" rofl. i dont know what to
say about this. its amazing... if only jesus was this cool, i'd actually
goto church or something.
Sent in by: Fitzroy
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"eBay
- Tired of Ugly Women" alright, first off,
"Ugly Sluts" is redundant. every ugly chick is a slut, they
have to be to get any sort of action. Seriously.. I'm not joking, think
about it. Also, the insertion of dirty socks into sexual activities;
that would be the ultimate disrespect.. Hey ugly slut, you're so ugly,
and such a slut, i want to put this bag on your head, then.. staple
these dirty ass socks to said bag, while i attempt to maintain an erection
while shagging you; that could work....
Sent in by: Nitro
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"ABCNews
- Mixed Reactions to Calif. Rape Ruling" uhm..
i hate to say it.. but once i get started... i cant stop
Sent in by: Skace
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July
22nd
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"Security
Focus - Guilty Plea in Kinko's Keystroke Caper"
alright, who uses online banking shizz on public machines? not me, i
have something called 'common sense' . anyway, this kids gonna burn,
getting caught doing this once, is one thing, but getting caught a second
time... How stupid do you have to be..
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"IOL
- Man Gives Snake Kiss of Dead, and dies" Seriously,
i will never understand religion.. especially these people who kiss
snakes.... YES I WANT TO HUG AND KISS POISONOUS SNAKES...
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"Ananova
- Cannabis Plants 'Found at Sons Grave'" ha!
ya really, no one would notice 6ft stinky plants in a graveyard.. no
really..
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"Scoop
- Inside A U.S. Election Vote Counting Program"
hah! Take a read to this. its hilarious
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"CNN
- Cam Phones Spread New Brands of Mischief"
getting a cam-phone would be the only reason i'd upgrade my old ass
nokia, cuz now i have to carry around a little digicam and my phone
as 2 seperate units. but yeah. i would get myself into so much trouble
with a cam-phone
Sent in by: mkow
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"Time
- Food Fight" hah! YES!
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"Ananova
- Christina Ricci Living in Fear of House Plants"
ghah! this is awesome. and i thought i had the wierdest phobias. One
of my really odd ones, is Revolving doors.. i cant stand them.. Doors
should not revolve.. ever...
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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