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August 7th
"Local6 - Doughnut Proves Deadly" heh, as much as americans make fun of us canadians for being donut fiends, i really dont see it that way. I've done copious amounts of road trips through the states, i've noticed that there arn't alot of *dedicated* donut shops (like we have in canada) but every service station or gas station has a little donut kiosk in it. with day old (week old in some cases) donuts waiting to be bought and eaten. And when eaten they can be fatal, cuz they dont have the strict donut laws like we do in canada :)

"CNN - Disguised Worm Evades Antivirus Software" blah blah blah, it appears none of microsofts consumer applications are secure. Numerous IE/Outlook exploits have been discovered and exploited over the past few months. i swear, if i didnt need Outlook to sync my ipaq, i'd revert back to using pine.

"I Found a Duck.co.uk - The Worlds First Online/Offline Global Plastic Duck Race" Awesome! truely hilarious heh

"JerkCity - Shit God" Sorry, the political joke in the end is priceless, i couldn't stop laughing at that.. heh

"eBay - Face Hugger From Aliens" Uuuuh, for the love of god, someone buy this for me.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"SFGate - Sewage Machine Company Warns about 'Finding Nemo' Flushes" heh, i still havn't seen this movie yet, but i hear its pretty cool for a pixar flic.
"In truth, no one would ever find Nemo and the movie would be called 'Grinding Nemo,"' wrote the JWC Environmental company, which makes the trademarked "Muffin Monster" shredding pumps.
In the unlikely event Nemo survived the deadly machines, the company added, he would probably be killed by the chlorine disinfection.
Sent in by: mkow
"NYPost - CIA Guy Aims At Seagal" lol, now this is good. take a read, it appears that Seagal suffers from Reagonism; where he thinks he's still living a movie. It amazes me that people are still willing to pay to see Seagal on the big screen. His last like 5 movies, i didn't even bother seeing since i knew i'd get more entertainment by giving my girlfriend the money, and having her kick me in the junk. Seagal needs some time in the padded room if you ask me..
Sent in by: Xian
 
August 6th
"Excite - Man Arrested For Firing Half-Baked Weapon" Yes! firing a potato cannon at passers by, this guy is awesome, one of these days, when i get drunk, im gonna build me a potato sniper rifle, and pop people off 23floors up. it'll rule..

"Ananova - Flasher Bitton on Testicles" *snicker* this just goes to show, Dont pull out yer jibblies if theres a dog around... heh. I never will understand the mentality of flashers.. Like dont get me wrong, i like being naked sometimes, but to show someone yer wang, who really doesn't wanna see it.. Whats the point.

"Space - Strange Spots on Mars" those are some wierd ass sand dunes :)

"LostBrain - Sticky Mouse" *snicker*

"The Sushi Pants Story" omg! this story is awesome! check it out it, its hilarious!
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"Wicked Weasel - Model Vanessa" k, this is prolly not work safe, and i ask the question... Bikini Sales website? or Soft core Porn Site?
Sent in by: kang
"eBay - Rare Raw John Lennon Salad Garnish Art" ha! "some assembly required" :)
Sent in by: SirHugh
 
August 5th
"BBCNews - Music Swappers 'Dismiss Legal Fears'" honestly, we've all been pirating music ever since the recordable cassette was made. I used to record songs off the radio and listen to them on my walkman (wow, walkmans... thats old school). I wasn't worried about breaking the law then. I can understand why these digital audio pirates arn't worried now..

"Plastic Balls" Whoa, this is like a circular arkanoid. I used to love this game in the arcade. heh. check it. im gonna be playing this all day at work.

"Ananova - House for Sale, With Tortoise" heh having a tortoise in the your garden would rule.

"Build a Silent PC - How to build a Silent PC" son of a bitch, look at this crap, 35$usd for a video card cooler, 55$usd for a cpu cooler, 90$usd for a PSU, 114$usd for a case... 300$ for silent shizz alone... You could buy a whole seperate PC for that..

"SeattleTimes - Inventions' Wonderful World on Display" its too bad robie the robot doesnt actually look like a little bi-pedal robot, cuz that would be cool. Having a laptop strapped to a skateboard with a cam ontop just doesn't seem cool enough...
Sent in by: mkow
"Killer or Programming Language Creator" heh 8/10, i suck..
Sent in by: Phenethaine
"Pictures of Chicks Kissing" alright usually i dont post stuff like this, but this is nice. k first, it may not be work safe, so judge for yourself. but its pretty much just chicks kissing each other, i didnt see any boobies or wang as i skipped through it.
Sent in by: `Fluke
 
August 4th
"News.com - IBM Exec: Forces at work Against Linux" I was wondering about this too, SCO fighting IBM, after MS Signs a huge deal with SCO. heh, gotta love the global corporate warfare :) but yeah, it'll be interesting when MS and IBM slug it out again.

"Fortune - Is a Futures Market on Terror Outlandish?" did i post this already? i love how this *could* work :) its like betting on boxing, cept on a much larger scale.

"Wired - Sony Gaming Handheld to Boast Lan" Woo, it would be so awesome if it was like generic 802.11b or something, that would rock. Hell if this turns out to be i'd be all over this little toy..

"The Inquirer - RIAA Will Take 219.78 Years to Sue Everyone" *snicker* The RIAA sucks..

"SFGate - Pac Bell's Internet Arm Sues Music Industry Over File-Sharer IDs" alright everyone is a buzz about this whole RIAA lawsuit thingy; i'm gonna try not to post too much RIAA stuff since i know we're all sick of it (unless its really entertaining, like this one). check it out its awesome
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
"Ananova - Jolie Angry After Nipples Removed from Poster" heh, if only jolie had hoots like this in real life, she'd be perfect.
Sent in by: Phenethaine
"Charleston - Local Laying Down the Law" Yes! this is some serious Vigilantism at work, i feer this guy.. Some chimps are dealing smack on his lawn, so he busts out an auto shotgun, and sprays them all till they can't get up to run away, and the cops arn't doing anything about it..
Sent in by: sandstorm
 
August 3rd
"Nettavisen - Lesbian Stripper Admits Sex Murder" uh, if a stripper like that, offered to take me "into the bedroom" i'd be all "Uhh, no, i got a headache, sorry i'll have to take a raincheck, my people will call your people, thanks, bye."

"Thief Goes Banana's With Stolen Fruit" ghah, assault with a phallic yellow fruit :)
"By the time the police arrived, the attendant's face and upper body were completely smeared with bananas," police said in a statement. He was not seriously injured.

"CNN - Secret Networks Protect Music Swappers" Yup, when AOL/Nullsoft released WASTE, i read up on it, did some testing, and it did prove to be fairly secure, i even sniffed a message packet, and attempted to decode/unencrypt it, and i failed (and im a pretty leet hax0r). But yeah, Private Encrypted Networks are the wave of the future. i feer cool ass technology like this :)

"Penny Arcade - Luka...." rofl, i laughed so hard when i read this.. man i hate the 80s...

"Happy Tree Friends.com - Watch Episodes" ghah! these rule.
Sent in by: mkow
"Ebaumsworld - Edited GI Joe Cartoons" GI Joe was awesome, best toys for a kid of my generation (well, maybe tied for best with transformers). but yeah, check these out, they're good :)
Sent in by: Perlandra
"Fridge.jpg" did i post this already?
Sent in by: _Spectre_
 
August 2nd
"The SundayMail - Meet the Spider who Catches Fish" heh, these little bastards would be perfect for pool pets, cleaning/killing all the bugs before they get sucked into the filtration system of modern pools; although, i think a living spider, the size of an adults hand would be a bit menacing to those arachnophobes heh.

"Ananova - Man Auctions Wife on Internet" *snicker* i wonder how much i could get for my girlfriend heh..

"FoxTrot - To Live in America" *snicker* pure legal genius

"CNN - Doctors: Pedophile Loses Urge After Tumor Removed" Yes, i think we should open up the skulls of every pedophile and see if they have tumors, and if they dont, then we should start poking around to see which part of the brain makes people want to have sex with children.....

"Seattle Weekly - Redefining Microsoft" oh god... ms what are you thinking...
Sent in by: mkow
"PC.IGN - Cruising with Starsky & Hutch" any game with huggybear in it, has to rule.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
 
August 1st
"Excite - Steward Stuns Passengers with In-Flight Streak" lol, this guy rules, almost asmuch as that disgruntled asian tattoo artist guy. This guy could be my new hero of the week.

"SFGate - Punching Game Ends in 16-year-old San Jose Boy's Death" uh, i've done these. Infact, i've been hit pretty hard while drunk. Lets see, with a 2x4, with a beer bottle, with a road sign, uhm, the list goes on.. This kid was clearly a pussy, and should have known not to mix violence and booze..

"The Inquirer - Senior Chip Analyst Says Apple Lying About PowerMac G5" Interesting, i will agree, archecture wise 64bit cpu's are greatly superior to any 32bit cpu out there. but some times the sum of the whole is less the its individual parts. But yeah, real life benchmarks are often much different then those of lab benchmarks.

"MSNBC - Robot Cars Rally for Desert Race" alright thats it.. i need someone in robotics to 'take me under their wing' and teach me everything, cuz this kinda stuff is super cool. Someone get me out of this mainframe hellhole known as IBM...

"MSLINUX.ORG" this site may be a joke, but its true, ms is working with a bunch of *nix developers on its next gen OS. heh. Stability here we come.
Sent in by: mkow
"404 | v.6 - Video Molecule" This is pretty leet, check it out (requires quicktime)
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"USA Today - Roller Coaster Lovers Get a New High 420 Feet" lol... High... 420.... lol
Sent in by: Biofeedbk