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 August
14th
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"Wired
- Name Change for AOL Time Warner" ha! looks
like even Time Warner noticed being associated with AOL sucks. heh.
What TW should have done, was bought AOL, and burned it to the ground,
and never looked back.
 
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"Ananova
- Police Patrol Bare-Knuckle Boxing Match" You
know, back when my grandfather was still alive, he used to tell me stories
about the old bare nuckle fights of the 40s, fighters would battle each
other for a hundred rounds (yes, not ten, but ONE HUNDRED plus rounds).
These were real men, built for endurance and pain; none of these prissy
(they'd still kick my ass) hollywood fighters like mike tyson, who can
fight but they can't carry on a conversation about anything other then
the primal urges of their loins.
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"ABCNews
- Man's Penis Removal was Surgical Mistake"
Whoa nelly! I would have killed the doctor that would have accidently
removed my penis (and balls). I would have grabbed whatever was handy,
and bludgeoned him/her to death. it wouldn't have been a pretty situation.
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"JerkCity
- Anthrax" bahhah, jerkcity rules.
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"Ulli's
Roy Orbison in Cling-Film Site" durrr.... wierd...
(i have nothing else to say)
Sent in by: Brill
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"LJ
Drama.org" heh i dont think i'll ever understand
the LiveJournal Phenonemenennemnmenmenmenem
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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"Yahoo
- Microsoft Loses $521 Million in Browser Verdict"
yikes~ 521 million... thats alot of money... even for microsoft...
Sent in by: mkow
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August
13th
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why
is it, that when i do exactly what my gf tells me to do, she gets mad,
when i try to think for myself, she gets mad? Women....
.cre
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"Independent
- US Admits it Used Napalm Bombs in Iraq" yeah,
i thought napalm was outlawed in some convention or something, oh wait,
the US didnt sign heh.. GOTCHA :), but yeah, there seems to be alot
of deception coming from the US Gov't these past few years.. Makes you
wonder whatelse they've lied about..
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"Toronto
Star - G.I. Joe Prototype Finds a New Home"
Whoa~ *THE ORIGINAL* G.I.Joe, unbelieveable. I still have all my Joe's
from the mids 80s, i wonder where they are....
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"The
Bottle Cap Man - Unused Soda Caps" Wierd, talk
about a niche market.
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"Routergod
- Agent Smith on Syslog" *snicker*
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Shapiro's
Book of Sick - Porno" k, this has a moderate
work safety warning on it, it does feature porno scans, but they are
mostly/all sensored, so you dont get any nipple or bush, But these are
hilarious
Sent in by: SombrFire
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"The
Walk-Thru Fog Screen" hey, now heres a neato
idea, using dry-ice-fog (Fake smoke) as a projector background, it looks
really cool, check out the videos.
Sent in by: mkow
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August
12th
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August
11th
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"BBCNews
- Appalling Plight - Super Fat Pigs" I dont
know what to say.. When i first started to read this, i was like "Whoa!
900kilo pigs, thats pretty cool", then i read the part about how
they weigh the pigs, then they slit their throats..... what kinda backwards
country supports stuff like this? it is pretty shocking when you think
about it...
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"ABC13
- Woman Survives Accident that Imbedded Nail in Her Brain"
Yikes! This is why idiots shouldnt be allowed to build
anything. now if this was canada, the govt would pay to have the nail
removed, which would suck, but since its the US its buyer beware. heh
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"MSNBC
- Prehistoric Spider Web Strand Found" Amber
is so cool. there should be a web gallery of amber saplings thingies
somewhere.. hrmm i bet i could find one. (See
here)
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"Ananova
- Hawks Grounded After Chihuahua Attack" heh,
nice, but i must admit, i can see where the hawk would be confused.
but atleast they were able to get the pup to a vet
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"Toppling
the Statue of Saddam Hussein" did i already
post this?
Sent in by: kang
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"The
Smoking Gun - Assault by Stripper" alright
i know a few people who are incredibly turned on by women who lactate..
Not me though (thats way to wierd for me) anyway, check it out, its
truely disgusting..
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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August
10th
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"Forum
Madness - Operation Integration Alumicoat Phase I" Whoa!
talk about the ultimate in PC Rice, but wait, its not all stickers and
spray paint on this one, its actually pretty cool, they combined a desk
into a PC Case, and added in a bunch of glowey blue lights and shiny
brushed aluminum, check it out, its pretty slick..
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"Halo
Movies" heh, these are awesome! I cant wait
for halo to come out for pc... what the hell is taking MS so long anyway?
it was 90% done 2 years ago at e3..
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"JerkCity
- Outfagged" ROFL Jerkcity always knows how
to make me laugh.
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"Nettavisen
- Mother of Two Dies in Meat Grinder" *shudder*
Literally, she was turned into dog food.. my question is, why arnt there
catch nets or something over the meat grinders?? ah well, crazy swedes,
i bet she could have been saved, if she was wearing her wooden shoes..
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"The
Globe And Mail - N. Korea Next to Hear War Drum"
ya4war~ When will the imperialistic machine stop?
Sent in by: Xian
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"Primate
Programming(tm) Inc" *snicker* this is so awesome!
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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August
9th
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"Ananova
- Woman has 'Penis in Dinner' Lawsuit Thrown Out" hrmm,
usually women who eat with me, dont get the penis till after dinner
*ba dum bum chhhh" (im a comedian, no really...) Also this chick
is a serious pussy, every girl has eaten a little dick in their life,
not every girl has gone vegan afterwards.
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"Excite
- Soldier Sleeps in Fridge to Escape Iraq Heat" Now
this is a pretty smart soldier, armyguy is so hot that he decides to
take a nap in a walk in fridge, but he completely passes out, and nearly
freezes to death heh. I dont think i'd ever be this dumb :)
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"SMH
- Power from Blood Could Lead to 'Human Batteries'" heh..
Matrix anyone?
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"CNN
- Recall Warns Toy May Leak Battery Acid" heh,
heres another zinger for ya "This may scar a child for life"
*ZING*, i rule with the bad jokes..
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"NewsMax
- Iraqi 'Mach 3' MiG Burred in Sand" i wish
i had a big desert i could bury shit in.. Like anyone who pisses me
off.. They go in the desert.. You send me spam. You go to in the desert.
etc..
Sent in by: Wolf-
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"Electronic
Orphanage - Clinger.swf" i'm positive i've
posted this before, but its so coo~
Sent in by: St. James
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"C404
- ASCII ROCK" awesome! Hair rock is back! in
ascii form
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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August
8th
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"Fresnobee
- Man May Have Been Alive When Stuffed in Container" what
kinda sick ass freaks do this kinda stuff.. If i was gonna kill someone
i'd just kill them, i wouldn't knock them out, and squeeze them into
a container and pour acid on them, then seal the container.. thats just
mean.. Unless ofcourse, if they did something very mean to me first..
like keyed my car, or sent me some spam or something.
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"CNN
- Berry Burgers -- Next School Lunch Fad?"
Oh god, i never ate cafe' food when i was younger, i used to make my
own lunch (processed cheeze sandwiches with mayo on both sides, i swear
i grew up on that stuff, and looking at myself now, being 6'3"
i think they put some wierd growth hormone in the processed cheeze)
Anyway... Adding fruit to hamburgers... i dont know how the kids will
react, but it sounds pretty gross to me, but then again, i dont like
sweets, and i know these fruits would sweeten up the mix..
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"The
Onion - Gigli Focus Groups Demand New Ending in Which Both Affleck and
Lopez Die" ROFL Yes! Something funny to come
out of the onion. I swear, the onion used to be like this all the time,
but now it seems that only one good article comes out every month or
so. but yeah, read it, its good :)
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"Ananova
- Man's Boast on Jerry Springer Show Lands Him in Jail"
Rofl, nothing like being a stupid child molesting hick, going on television,
and telling the world that you were having sex with a 13year old.. i
swearm some people dont think before they open their big fat stupid
mouths.
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"eeTimes
- SCO Wants $32 for Each Embedded Linux Device" *snicker*
more linux/unix funnies :)
Sent in by: mkow
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"SignOnSanDiego
- Kiss Ladies Night Goodbye" Ha! Now this is
rich. i can't believe lawyers are fighting the most wonderful thing
in the world.. Ladies Night.... If it wasn't for ladies night, guys
wouldn't go out. It would just be a huge sausage party, with alot of
guys standing around acting macho, talking about football, and bull
fighting. ugh..
Sent in by: TheGreatGodOm
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