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September 7th
"Newsnet5 - Tomato-Throwing Man Shot to Death" ha! This'll teach those stupid punks. More kids should read this article, cuz if i caught a kid throwing stuff at my car, i'd prolly do the exact same thing.. POP POP POP....

"Ananova - Customs Officers Find Suitcase Full of Baboon Noses" What the crap?!.....

"Jerkcity - Dial 999" I swear.. Jerkcity either has me in stitches, or scratching my head. but this ones awesome.

"The Stupid Store - Butt Face Towel" lol..

"CNN - Amish Man Killed for Tossing Tomatos" ah ha! followup from above, looks like these amish kids where using paintball guns.. isn't that kinda against being amish? Someones gonna have to 'fess up to Jebidiah.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"The Register - Resume Writing BOFH Style" rofl, this is priceless, so good, and the best part is, it gets better and better as you read it.. heh
Sent in by: wolf-
"90% Crud - Does Right of First Sale Still Exist" interesting approach, but ebay always closes auctions that theres any "doubt" with heh.
Sent in by: mkow
 
September 6th
"BBCNews - 'Music Pirate' Challenges Industry" Now this is interesting, I wonder if this defence or counter offence would actually hold any water in court. Saying that the RIAA doesnt have the right to search for files on ones computer, since they arn't a member of the Law Enforcement Agency. hrmm.. i may have to bust out some law books for this one..

"JerkCity - Standard Query Language" rofl..

"Nettavisen - Girl Seriously Injured in Ferris Wheel Fall" and i repeat "Keep your hands, arms, and legs inside the ride at all times" heh.

"The Seattle Times - Blizzard Game Studio Full of Uncertainty" Blizzard :( I hope they dont get screwed out of this, Everygame they've made has ruled (warcraft series, starcraft, diablo series, etc). I still play diablo2 (cuz im kewl).

"The Republic of Cascadia: Bureau of Sasquatch Affairs" ghah! this is awesome! take a serious read, theres so much good comedy hiding in this site.
Sent in by: |TchorT|
"Titsy's Slutty Stories" haha! the KY story and the Planned Parenting story are priceless.
Sent in by: nadx
"ABCNews - How Much Does a Hurricane Weigh?" sorry, i cant help but laugh while reading this, i never thought "how much the water weighs in a cloud" but the presentation of this article seems like its in baby talk.. heh
Sent in by: mkow
 
September 5th
"BBCNews - Asteroid Danger in 2014 Downplayed" Ofcourse they're going to downplay it, if they said "Oh hey guys, theres gonna be a serious asteroid impact in 2014, but dont worry about it, it'll be nothing..." Who would believe them? Wide spread panic would hit, bomb shelters would be made, looting would start. all hell would break loose, so chances are, this asteroid will hit, and prolly will kill us all, i cant wait! heh

"Silicon Valley - College Warns Students About File Swapping" heh, i seriously doubt this will stop the trading community. If this would cause anyone to stop, it would be the occasional swapper, but the hardcore file traders would simply find a way around packet header/readers. we shall see :)

"CNN - How Some Spammers Get Your E-Mail" Seriously, Whenever i see "FW: " in the subject of an email, its automatically deleted. I dont have the time or the patience to sit there and read/fill out those lame ass survey's and tests/quizes. Please, anyone who has that much time, needs a new hobby..

"FetoSoap.com" Durr.. its funny, yet disturbing at the same time....

"Yahoo News - Bush Drops his Dog" ghah! Look at the facial Expressions! PRICELESS!
Sent in by: DirectorSG
"Wired - A Support Group for Spammers" oh god. its like a boys club for spammers... i want to stab the guy who started this..
Sent in by: Perlandra
"Ferrago - Phantom Console a Hoax?" Yup, the Phantom console has been in development for like 5years, and it hasn't made anything more then a poorly rendered 3D model of what the casing will look like. Now recently they did finis their website, which promises ALOT (broadband gaming subscription service, PC based architecture, blah blah blah). But yeah, so many consoles have been planned on paper, but only a few have ever hit the market..
Sent in by: Rev_quj
 
September 4th
"The Lego Treasure Hunt" ha! this is awesome. i havnt finished it yet, its pretty big :)

"Yahoo - Energy Dept Asked to Probe Gasoline Price Rise" Uh yeah, anyone in Ontario/GTA been watching the gas prices? I filled up at 79.9/litre the other day, in my gas guzzling explorer. i nearly shit my pants when i saw the total. See if we canadians actually knew how much we were paying, we'd be appauled, since the US has it way better off then we do. At 79.9cents per litre, its about 3.00dollars(cdn) per gallon, and 3.00cad is like 2.30usd. Imagine what the US would do if they were paying that much for a gallon. They'd attack another oil producing nation, to gain more oil reserves... heh

"CNN - Toyota Unveils Car thta Parks Itself" this reminds me of a good friend of mine, he works in construction, driving huge trucks and forklifts and pavers,etc. anyway, we were out in toronto hunting girls, and he had to parallel park his little chevy compact car. anyway, he couldn't do it. i had to get out, and guide his car into the spot. i couldnt believe that people can have such huge issues putting a tiny little car into a big ass space. regardless, i hope he reads this, maybe he'll pick up an import next model year..

"WesternMorningNews - Teacher Jumped from 21st Floor of Hotel, with Exercise Machine Tied to himself" I dont know what to say to this.

"News Observer.com - Driver Racks up 2 DWI Charges in a Single Night" omg, busted by the same officer twice.... thats gotta suck :)
Sent in by: |TchorT|
"BBCNews - Lapdance TV Show a Hoax" oh god, a reality-tv show, about making reality-tv shows... how lame.. Will someone please tell the view public that reality-tv is the worst thing to happen to tv broadcasting since friends?...
Sent in by: Rev_quj
 
September 3rd
"Sierra Sun - Construction Worker Survives Horrible Accident" Holy shit. These xray pictures always make me cringe a bit. but heres the really sucky part
The hardest part, she said, is he was not insured for the job he was performing. According to Ben, he did have insurance, but for this particular job he was listed as a sub-contractor, and was not covered under his insurance.

"Ananova - Customs Net 'Diagra' Haul" lol, Diagra, couldn't they think of a better name.. Like 'Uiagra' or something just to make it look legit heh..

"BBCnews - Giant Lizard Terrorises Beirut" Whoa~ i didnt know komodo's go that far north. i thought they were only in like southern china, and india.. anyway, im surprized they arnt doing something like the U.S. did during the Son of Sam Murders "Attention Citizens, please keep your animals inside, keep your doors and windows shut and locked at all times. If you see any suspicious, contact the police immediatly".

"SunSpot - Man Guilty of 1996 Murder" buried alive...... what a crappy way to go. i hope this guy gets solitary confinement, and fed from a hole in the ceiling.

"CNN - Investigators Trying to Determin if Man Forced to Rob Bank" if he was forced, that would completely suck :(
Sent in by: |TchorT|

"The Pulpit -Stupid Microsoft Tricks" Whoa Hay~ Take a read to this, I know microsoft cheats, but i never had any proof heh.
Sent in by: Rev_quj

 
September 2nd
"2003 All Breed Best in Show & Reserve in Show" bhah! Holy christ, these things cant even see! they would be complete fodder for any single legged cat, or mouthless dog. I dont know how these are a "Best Breed", when in the wild, they would not be able to breed, since they're naughty bits are covered by 6" of fluff.

"Heraldnet - Carnival Worker Killed at Fair" This hold to my theory, that if a guy has long hair, it will kill him. So you guys out there with long hair, please go get it cut.

"BBCNews - Da Vinci Thieves Caught on Film" I dont know why people try to steal these one of a kind/expensive/very noticeable paintings, If you owned an original davinci, everyone would know that it was stolen, and that you prolly stole it.. Unless you were going to privately enjoy it, but so many people like to flaunt nice things; so its almost inevitable that they will be apprehended.

"Personal Computer Milestones" *sniff* i had an 8088, i wonder if its still in storage somewhere.. Good ole' 2Mhz, Screaming fast text based games. OoOoo and pics of the PDP-8, I would love an old PDP, just cuz they were so hardcore when they came out, they'd make a great table nowadays.

"CNN - Charles Bronson Dead at 81" :( looks like mr.deathwish, finally got his wish granted :(
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"BML Walker" heh, i love these psuedo 3D Flash framework thingies, but this one needs more options.
Sent in by: Phenethaine
"GoogleWhacking - The Search for One True Googlewhack" *snicker*
Sent in by: mkow
 
September 1st
"CNet - Small Webcasters Sue RIAA" Yeah you go get'em, The RIAA is just going around trying to show the world that they own everything. But as i said before, im not buying anymore cds from big cd houses anymore, only from independant vendors at concerts and stuff.

"Winstons - Flintstones Commercial" gotta love those 1950s Cigarette commercials.

"CNN - Teen Arrested in Internet 'Blaster' attack" i hope they string this kid up, or.. that he gets hired by some security company.

"Excite - Punk Catfish Among New Species Found in Venezuela" Screw the Punk Catfish i'd be worried about that piranha that eats fruit too, theres no stopping that creature. after all, if you fall into a jungle river, you can't pretend to be a fruit anymore without being attacked by said fish.

"Ill Will Press - Neurotically Yours Cartoon - Foamy's Rant" bhahaha holy christ, this is the funniest thing i've ever seen. watch it now, then watch it again, and really listen.. I couldnt have said it better myself
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"Powered Suit 'HAL Hybrid Assistive Leg'" Mmmm Exoskeletal Powered Suits. I cant wait for them to make one that will have a direct military use, it'll be just like Mech Commander, except smaller.
Sent in by: mkow