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 September
21st
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"MSNBC
- Giant Squid Deaths Puzzle Scientists" k,
its a short article, but the picture is cool.
 
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"JerkCity
- Tug Tug Tug" ha! am i the only one who finds
jerkcity funny? i dont know why its not more popular..
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"Ananova
- Globetrotting Snowman Mystery Baffles Owner"
this is priceless.. its complete genius! its nice and short, but its
hilarious.
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"BBCNews
- Sex Trap for Giant Squid" See, i thought
this would be cooler, like using Sexy Sounds to lure the Squids in,
you know, like Barry White music or something. but instead they're using
ground up male genitalia to lure the females in.. LAME.. well its not
completely lame, cuz they're going to film it all, which means, we may
have a female squid "solitaire" prono :) heh
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"eBay
- 1987 Honda Civic" *Snicker* so much comedy..
dont... know... what to... say.....
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"CNN
- Firm Bans Email at Work" Hrmm. Mobile phone
company bans Email, and claims HUGE efficiency increase... Conflict
of interes anyone? :)
Sent in by: Pyber
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"Ananova
- £240,000 Penis Plate" rofl "affectionatly
known as 'dickhead'" heheheheh
Sent in by: Brill
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September
20th
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"BBCNews
- Monster Marsupials Weight Gain" Holy crapballs
a kangaroo that weights 2800kg... but yeah, i swear aussieland has some
of the coolest animals, that would get eaten by any regular n.american
house cat. They may look cool/soft/cuddly, but they're always so slow,
and have no means of defending themselves, except for climbing trees
or something.
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"Ananova
- Couple Arrested for Sex on Street Corner at 8am"
bhah! priceless, "WE COULDNT WAIT!!" i have been in a similar
perdicament, but theres always been a car, or something a bit more private
handy heh..
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"Excite
- Superhero Free's Cars from the Clamp" awesome,
i love vigilantism, i should start up a gang of vigilante's that do
the police's job but for private sector, cuz theres never a good cop
around when you need one; only smart-assed-bad-cops....
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"Excite
- Dude! You Call This Medicine?" ha! k this
whole article is rubbish, not that i care, but yeah, what do these pot
heads expect from (and i quote) "Quality Standardized Marijuana",
whenever anyone 'standardizes' anything, the quality drops, due to the
fact there is not more competition for quality, there is nothing that
drives the independants to make their product better. So, long story
short, if yer looking to get better, or just high, dont use Soilent
Canadian Weed.
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"Philadelphia
Inquirer - Microsoft to Design City High School"
oh theres so many jokes that could be made...... i dont know where to
start...... so much comedy... held...within..story..... brain...overload.....
Sent in by: mkow
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"Bush
Mosaic in Anuses" *snicker* i dont know what
to say.
Sent in by: brill
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"ABCNews
- Typing Monkey's Don't Write Shakespeare"
hehe heres a followup kinda, to that url i posted awhile ago about the
virtual monkey's on type writers heh.kinda
Sent in by: Hee-la
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September
19th
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"Wired
- Go, Skid Racer, Go!" heh, a drifting subculture,
rad, I've drifted before, in my datto, and in my pops' bmw, its far
cooler then normal driving, but you often end up backwards at the end
of the corner if you dont know what yer doing (i like to pretend i know,
but im a rookie when it comes to this 'art'). But yeah, Page2 mentions
Initial D, which is awesome, hunt around on the internet, im sure you
can find some EPs. but yeah for us crazy irresponsible driving nutz,
check page 5 for a "HOWTO: DRIFT" heh.
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"MSNBC
- Sun to Unveil Windows Replacement" Duhh.
what? Sun has a Linux OS that will compete with Windows? Or is it an
overlay that runs ontop/beside windows? hrmm. this could be interesting
if Sun has a new Linux based OS that can play nicely with Exchange and
office, we shall see....
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"Ananova
- Chinese Babies Moving Away from Open-Crotch Pants" Guh...
How did this become popular? i swear, there is something about the pacific
rim cultures (i'm including china in there now), that i just will never
understand. Why on earth would you put crotchless shorts on a baby..
What would the benefit be? So that if your child is walking down the
street, he can take a crap/piss as needed, who would clean that up?
Talk about civilized..... Well, atleast they're moving away from this,
Progress just takes time i guess....
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"CNet
- IBM Shows Off Thinkpad Prototypes" Alright,
as much as i bash IBM, this is a pretty good idea, making a laptop moduler,
having almost everything detachable, now i'd like to see the screen
to be completely detachable aswell, just so that you could 'upgrade'
or swap it out later on, if theres a better version, or a widescreen
released later on.
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"ArtWatch
- MP3's Are Not the Devil" heh, God bless Thomson
MultiMedia for owning/developing 7 of the 9 patents that 'make' mp3's
what they are.
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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"Ananova
- Gamer Goes to Court After Losing Virtual Weapons" awesome!
some people are way to serious about games.. I like games, they're great
for a few hours a week (At most), they really take your mind off reality.
But people like this, live for the games. these humans scare me.
Sent in by: mkow
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"Dropping
Bombs On Your Mom" this is so wicked. take
a read. theres so much hilarity hidden here. enjoy
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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September
18th
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"TorontoStar
- Man Hurt in Brawl Over Laser" hah! Laserpointers
should be banned. or atleast they should cost more then they do, they
serve no real purpose. What happened to the old fashion 'pointing sticks'
that teachers used in school. or god forbid... THEY POINT WITH THEIR
INDEX FINGER LIKE THE REST OF US!. but yeah, these fucken kids with
their laser pointers deserve to be beaten. All hail vigilante justice.
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"Ananova
- Woman to Have Forceps Removed From Abdomen" ha!
how can you forget a foot long pair of forceps in a patient?? Dont do
they do a Tool inventory, before and after surgery? just to make sure
they arn't missing anything?
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"BBCnews
- Madonna's Children's Book On Sale" You can't
call it a childrens book if it has a Centerfold in it.... just kidding..
I couldnt imagine what it is like to be a child of madonna, knowing
that the whole world has seen her coochy.. That would be way too stressful
for me...
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"CNN
- NASA Plans to Crash Galileo Into Jupiter"
wtf, why dont we want to contaminate other planets with our bacteria?
just think of all the cool shit that could happen, the bacteria may
actually survive on another planet, and it may even evolve, think about
that. Life on other planets, spawned by us. We planted a flag on the
moon, and that prolly had bacteria on it, whats the big deal??? ah well,
nasasux
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"Canada.com
- PCs Call Liberal Leader a 'Kitten Eater'" ha!
only in canada would the government degrade to name calling on such
a childish degree..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Oyo
In The Box - Nokturnal" lol sound required
:)
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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"name-less-flash"
I dont know what to make out of this, but its neato flash.
Sent in by: Treaps
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September
17th
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"NewsNine.MSN
- Jagger Joins List of Worst Artists" HA! take
a look at the list, its awesome!
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"eBay
- Friday the 13th Part 2: Actual House in Movie"
heh, talk about rough contruction, either the person taking the pictures
had rickets/was drunk or the house was built on an angle. heh
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"Chryslermdff
- 2002 Movie Awards" a must see, sound required.
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"The
Onion - I have an iPOD, In my Mind" *snicker*
did i post this already? anyway, something funny from The Onion
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"ACES
News - If You Drop it, Should You Eat it? Scientists Weigh in on the
5-Second Rule" see these are the rules kids
are missing now adays.. If i counted how many bushels of dirty i've
eaten in my life, it would be astounding, and im fine. I'm in good health,
and im moderatly sane. Infact, i think more kids should be into eating
things that have fallen on the ground, just to give them the thrill
of "Hey will this kill me?"
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Washington.edu
Comics - Shaft, and Tip" cute.. theres more
good ones in the root
check it out.
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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September
16th
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"BBCNews
- Lesbians Have a Higher Heart Attack Risk"
rofl, now this is good. Why cant lesbians be like lesbians in prono's,
you know, all extremely thin, big busts, etc. But yeah, as we all know
bull dykes are not cool, Look its harmful to your health to be one,
so maybe lesbians should use pr0n chicks as role models.. I think its
a good idea...
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"BBCNews
- Caravan Damaged After Cow Fall" lol Low Flying
Cow.. awesome!
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"Online
Journal - A Monsters Awakens?" Feer yellowstone
park! thats one place i've always wanted to visit; and if this thing
blows, i may just swing down there to see check out the hole it makes.
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"Ananova
- Ford in Trouble over Pigeon-Bashing Ad" bah!
i've never been a big fan of this politically correct crap, and its
just getting worse.... If they REALLY killed a pigeon in order to make
this commercial, i can see why someone would be mad.. But come on! Its
a commericial, we all know that commercails do not reflect reality (everyones
seen those phone sex commercials with the hot girls in the swim suits,
we all know thats not real, but you dont see horny men complaining....)
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"Yahoo
- Eat More Dogs, Cambodians Urged" Yet again...
I dont think i will EVER understand this culture. am i wrong by judging
a culture based on its diet of furry loveable animals?
Sent in by: Year Lee
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"Weebls
Stuff - Cheeze Family" weebls rules.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"The
Smoking Gun - $200 Counterfit Bush Bill" when
i look at this, i dont see a counterfit currency, i see it as comedic
art; and whoever owns it now, must appreciate it the same way :) but
the little signs on the whitehouse lawns are priceless
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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September
15th
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