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 October
7th
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"Ananova
- 29year old Magazine Found in Hospital" rofl,
i've seen some pretty ancient ass magazines in the waiting rooms of
hospitals, but nothing like this.. hell its older then i am.
 
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"ZDNet
- Microsoft Moves to Integrate Windows with BIOS"
lol, microsoft to integrate windows with the bios... They say it will
make things "simplier, and more reliable", i dont think there
has ever been a time, when you could "add" microsoft to something,
and make it more reliable...
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"MSNBC
- Canada's Chretien Might Light Up a Joint"
lol, gotta love the canadian government.
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"The
Inquirer - Build Your Own FreeBSD Segway Clone" *snicker*,
this is awesome. check it. also see (here)
and watch the video, riding one of these things looks so nerdy heh.
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"WorldNetDaily
- Fox Publicizes CNN Commentator's Home Number"
hah! gott love the news network wars :) also see (here).
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Coldwell
Banker - Gaye Males" rofl, just imagine what
its like to be her husband. "Steven never could tell his friends
what it was like having sex with Gaye Males..."
Sent in by: Wolf-
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October
6th
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"Excite
- Man Dies After Wife Crushes Testicles" Yikes!
Why do girls have to fight dirty? The "male fun organs" are
not something to be grabbed and twisted, or tugged hard on (heh hard
on). They should be treated like a banana, or a large twinky, they're
fragile, bruise easily, and tend to get mushy after extended periods
of time in the mouths of others.
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"eBay
- Meet Hazel.. Former Groupie Mannequin" rofl
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"APOD
2003 - An Unusual Event Over South Wales" Wooo
purdy.. See thats why you should always carry a camera around with you,
cuz you never know when a sofa sized meteor will explode over head.
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"Forbes
- Sony To Unveil All-in-One PSX Game Device"
what the funk?! So Sony tries to compete with the Xbox by releasing
a PS2 revision. So all us PS2 owners will have to buy *ANOTHER* PS2
to get all these features; i have serious doubts that i'll even consider
buying another Playstation* , if anything i'll just get the xbox2 or
whatever they're gonna call it, cuz it'll atleast be new hardware with
new features, and better looking games.
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"Gothbat
- Random Interlude" lol goth comics.. lol
Sent in by: Sirhugh
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"Its
Time to Bone" ha! CGI Lego Porn. k this is
prolly not work safe, and the music is kinda loud, so turn yer speakers
down low, if yer gonna check it at work.. Also, i found the "Make
Love Not War" fairly disturbing.. i dunno if anyone else will tho.
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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"The
Register - $2.2 Trillion Fine For Microsoft Security Snafu"
god.. who uses the MS Passport service anyway? not me.
Sent in by: Iketurner
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October
5th
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October
4th
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"Local6News
- Family Sues After Woman Pulled into Woodchipper" Durr..
They'll prolly win the lawsuit, but stupid people shouldn't use heavy
equipment, without the supervision of someone who isn't stupid.....
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"Ananova
- Crashed Plane Left in Tree Overnight" I've
had days like this, where all hell breaks loose, and at the end of the
day, when everything is on fire, you just drop everything and head home
for a nice warm bed.
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"BBCNews
- Real Time Challenge for Matrix" ha! looks
like they're trying to combat the leak/theft of the new matrix movie
(anyone remember when the Blair Witch movie got leaked like 3 weeks
before it hit , by releasing it *EVERYWHERE* at the same time. Not a
bad idea, but more of a gimmick, since im sure that they will get more
hype by releasing it in this fashion.
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"FoxNews
- Here She Comes... Ms. Senior America" uhhhh..
i think this wins the "Whacked News Link of 2003" award...
oh look at that... the erection i've had all morning just disappeared....
i wonder if the photos in the article had anything to do with that....
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"Wired
- Windows to Power ATMs in 2005" oh christ...
so many jokes...
Sent in by: mkow
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"Litterbox
- Cat Band Performing Their 3rd Hit 'Scratch'" heh
awesome, requires sound, cats performing rule.
Sent in by: Fleming
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October
3rd
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October
2nd
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"Telegraph.co.uk
- Father 'Kept Daughter, 6, Locked in Garden Cage'"
What the hell is wrong with these people?
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"Ananova
- Canadian, 72, First his Age to Run a Sub-Three Hour Marathon"
Holy crap! a 72 year old, running a 42 kilometre Marathon,
in under 3hours... i dont think i could even do that, and im in pretty
good shape.
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"Excite
- City Tries to Block Concert Suicide Plan"
i... dont.... know.... what.... to say.....
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"eBay
- Hat and Male Helper for 1 Month" errr.. that
hat is NOT sexy...
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"PHP
Slideshow - Cold Creek Manor" rofl
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Slashdot
- IBM Hot, Lilly Not" ha! IBM comes out on
top for best work place... Yeh... They hire buttloads of idiots, then
the idiots get promoted, cuz the managerial idiots are afraid to fire
them. then those original idiots hire other idiots. and the viscious
circle repeats..
Sent in by: mkow
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"Evdokokimenko
- Resignation Letter" awesome! by far.. the
best resignation letter i've ever seen.
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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October
1st
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"Washington
Times - CIA Pursues Video Game" ha! the CIA
building a video game, aimed at making analysts think like terrorists..
awesome, although they could have just offered me the job, i have a
serious knack for modern urban warfare (especially mind-terror, screwing
with peoples heads). I'd hope that the CIA does a better job at making
a computer game then the US. Army did, since it took like 5 revisions
before Americas Army game was playable :)
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"Ananova
- Fried Egg Costs Teenagers' Mum £675"
Whoa! let this be a lesson to you fiesty kids out there, if yer gonna
toss eggs at someones car, make sure its not in the summer heat, since
yer parents will be responsible for the cleanup-repair.
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"BBCNews
- File-Sharing Networks Fight Back" heh i love
this, its a mild (and modern) "honor among theives" credo.
See this is better then trying to snoop into someones network via spyware.
Hell, i'd almost join up with these public p2p's cept, i hate other
people :)
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"Wired
- Air Car Caught in Turbulence" Whoa, k, this
is nothing new, just a simple valve/piston setup, but whats really cool,
is how they do the Connecting Rod/Crank shaft design, i can roughly
see how it works in my head, but i'd love to see some slick flash animation
showing exactly how the whole thing works together, also see, The Air
Car Homepage (here)
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"Outdoors
Best Forums - Vette Sunk at John Loyd Park"
rofl. thats a nice $60k anchor :)
Sent in by: Usteppin
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"BBCNews
- Polish Couple Held Over Pickled Babies" for
the love of god... what is wrong with those eastern europeans??
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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