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 "TechDirt
- Identity Theft Backfires When Stolen Identity is Worse then Current
One" This is awesome, nothing like stealing
the identity of a convicted sex offender. HEH 
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| "BBCNews
- Odd Mishaps Cause Computer Grief" you wouldnt
believe how many people have called me for a Mainframe file restore,
after they couldnt find the proper file they were looking for, so they
just cleared the whole file tree.. im growing older and older by the
second :(
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| "Ananova
- New Car's Name Causes Blushes in Canada"
*snicker* french slang rules.
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| "The
Globe and Mail - Ontario Farmer Challenges Drivers License Photo"
ha! this old bible preaching guy rules. But if having a drivers license
means im going to hell, HELL HERE I COME WITH 400 HORSEPOWER!
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| "UZik
- Porno Mixer" this rocks. i've been playing
with it for most of the morning heh. the only thing it needs is more
porno audio samples. but since you can make a porno music video, its
pretty rad ass Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Tshirt
Hell.com - Contest Winner" uuh. Uhhh. Someone
find that chick and fedex her to my house. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "TechWeb
- FCC Approves More Spectrum" oOoOOoO. i like
where the future is goin. Sent in by: mkow
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| "The
Sun - God Lets Me Strip On Stage, But Not Kiss Girls"
Rofl. What kind of god would allow a girl to strip (clearly breaking
several of the 7deadly sins/virtues; PRIDE/VANITY, and possibly forcing
males to LUST after her), but not allow her to become clear spanking
material by sharing a kiss with a fellow hot girl? Thats not my god...
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| "CapeCodTimes
- Lobster Man Gets Trial Date" I'm surprized
this guy wasn't found in contempt for wearing a lobster costume in court....
talk about a mockery of the judicial system, this guy is all about the
lobster pot...
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| "PCWorld
- 64-bit Takes Off, G5 vs. Althon64" heh, looks
like Apple's Claims about being the FASTEST DESKTOP COMPUTER EVER MADE
isnt quite true heh. Also see "Wired-Mac
Supercomputer, Fast and Cheap"
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| "Google
Spelling Errors 'Britney Spears'" lol check
out all those errors, EDJUMICATION NOW~
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Ghetto Delta" again, needs audio, its hilarious!
"we got you covered like a jimmy hat" rofl Sent in by: VerucaSalt
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| "WeFail.com"
k, make sure you have sound cuz the acid jazz remix of somewhere over
the rainbow is mad-leet Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Boston
- Recording Industry Withdraws Suit" hrmm interesting,
mistaken identity in this whole RIAA lawsuit crap.. Go figure.. The
internet is a pretty big place; and the real world is even bigger. Sent in by: mkow
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| Alright,
so it has been recommended to me by my lawyer that it is my best interests
to stop posting about the sara II issue. .cre
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| "Ananova
- German Police Hunting 'Stupid Burglar'" *snicker*
this guy is clearly a winner. WINNAR heh..
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| "BBCnews
- Coffee Boosts Male Fertility" err wait, i
thought caffeine kills sperm? now they're saying it seems to supercharge
them? wierd... anyway, maybe i should stop drinking coffee heh..
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| "eBay
- C3PO Figurine" Seriously whats it with naked
men selling things on ebay? whenever i take pics, im never featured
in them, and if i was, i wouldn't do it naked.. heh..
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| "EGM
Kids Play" Rofl, they got kids to play old
arcade games, the dialog is hilarious! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Rapping
with Crispy.wmv" i dont get it. Sent in by: Mario G.
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| "TheRegister
- Unemployed Virus Writers Take Heart" heh,
great... the RIAA trying to hire old virus writers :) Sent in by: [Omega]
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| Alright,
Finally got ahold of the cops, Listen to this, they wont disclose the
particulars how i've been "harassing Sara II", but they say
i've been frequenting her work (she's been unemployed for several months,
and she just recently caught work, which i have no idea where it is),
That i've sent an excess number of emails to her (I've sent 1 email
in 8months; clearly that makes me the devil), and i've been causing
her (and her friends) distress. And just to make the story more interesting,
a few weeks ago, i was walking down Queen st. and a friend of mine made
a joke about a homeless guy infront of Velvet, and this bus-boy (lookin
pretty haggard) comes out of velvet, and makes a big deal (about what
was said) getting in my friends face (my buddy is pretty short, like
5'3") acting all big and mighty. This bus-boy was pretty tall,
prolly 6', so naturally me being a good friend, i immediatly take position
in front of my shorter friend to defend him, we exchange words, (a bunch
of swear words), and my other friend grabs us both and carries us off,
saying "this guy isn't worth it, lets go". So yesterday, i
find out that this bus-boy is Sara II's new boyfriend, and that this
is apparently part of the harassment. I've already contacted my lawyer,
and forwarded him all the emails i've sent and recieved (Regarding this,
from upto 3 years ago), He's gonna review them, and let me know where
i stand. He seems pretty sure that these claims are unfounded. But heres
another little tidbit, the cops say if i want more information about
this i'd have to contact Sara II myself, but they also said, that if
i contact her, i could be charged with criminal harassment, i love our
judicial system. .cre
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| "PhillyBurbs
- Toddler Killed by Lawnmower" My question
is.. why was an 8year old driving the riding lawnmower? i think i was
10 before i was allowed to use my push lawnmower. i dont know what to
say other then that.
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| "MSNBC
- Fireball Photo Sparks Controvery" Followup
to that Astronomy Picture of the day, featuring a "Sofa sized meteor"
exploding in sky... looks like it may have just been a contrail heh..
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| "Wired
- Turn That PC Into a SuperComputer" Whoa~
Floating point processors on a PCI Card? Talk about a step in the right
direction, i havnt seen tech like this since that uh.. red isa card
released by uh.. that company (i cant remember now), but it offered
similar tech, but nowhere near the gains these chips boast. especially
since they can be stuffed into a pcmcia card.
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| "The
Onion - Parrot Care is Actually Quite Time Consuming"
lols, yet another funny article from The Onion. They're on a roll, thats
3 funny articles in a year. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "InfoWorld
- Road to Managed Code" hrmm, and interesting
article about the .NET framework, check it out, its pretty insightful,
way more info about .NET then i wanted to know. Sent in by: Vass
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| "VMyths
- Better Antivirus, Worse then a Virus?" ha!
check this out, nice little history on the Melissa virus that floated
around awhile ago. Gotta love antivirus companies. Sent in by: mkow
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| Alright,
talk about an interesting week (ontop of all the shit i've been through
so far). Apparently i dented the hood of one of my x-xgf's cars (Commonly
referred to as 'Sara II' amongst my inner circle of friends, anyone
remember my jewerly auctions last february? yeh thats her), and left
a business card on her windshield; This is untrue, i wasn't even in
the city during the days this happened. So i sent her an email saying
(paraphrased)"Hey you know that sucks, i had nothing to do with
it, if you want contact me and i'll prove it to you". No response.
So last night, i get a call from the police at 2am, Saying that i've
been harassing Sara II and that i should stop since she's filed a formal
complaint about me. ofcourse i wasn't awake and i only got to listen
to the message this morning, but it looks like i'll have to be making
a few phone calls of my own, cuz i hate being punished for things i
didnt do. But yes, this just goes to show that 99% of girls are completely
crazy, updates to follow. Stay tuned. .cre
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| "CapeCod
Times - 1 in 50 Americans Morbidly Obese" Seriously,
in a Nation where you can "Biggy-Size" your grease order at
Mcdonalds, its no wonder the rate of gross obesity has grown to such
a huge populous. But i tell ya, when i was in manhatten last year, and
i had the 2lbs burger at jackson hole, when i finished it, i felt like
a god (for about 15mins, then i started to feel terribly ill), But it
was a damn good burger. anyway, Americans should be Super-Sizing their
side salads and stuff, not ordering 3 big macs, 2 large fries and a
diet dr. pepper (i've seen my fatty ass manager do this, its unbelievable).
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| "JerkCity
- Totally Scared" rofl, i dont think anyone
finds jerkcity as funny as i do.
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| "BBCNews
- Foetus With Three Parents Created" wierd..
talk about genetic manipulation in fertility, although, this sounds
like a cheap way of breeding an army of twins. Anyone else wondering
why china is working on ways to increase the number of children born
per female (even though they are already over populated)? Possible military
application? conspiracy?
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| "CNN
- Survivors Relive Jet Door Horror" Holy crap,
door on plane comes open during flight, sucks 100 people out... I think
the FAA is gonna have something to say about this. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "WorldNetDailly
- State University Hosts PornFest" *snicker*
im not sure what to say. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "SpaceRef
- Evidence for Potassium as Missing Heat Source in Planetary Cores"
whoa neat~ Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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| "CNN
- Firm Drops Suit Against Grad's CD Hack" followup:
Looks like Sunncomm realized that they should have made a better form
of copy protection, that wasnt easiliy defeated.
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| "CentreDaily
- Lefties Apparently Unfazed by Evolution" Well.
i think this one should be filed under the "Who Cares" chapter
of whacked, but its still kinda cool, i never thought that Hand casts
on cave walls would mean anything more then "hi we're cavemen,
we lived here once, thx, bye". But i dont see how the Left-hand
syndrome can mean anything for evolution, being left handed doesnt cost
anything for productivity or ability. It just means that when one person
hits another, they swing with a different hand.
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| "Wired
- Sharp Debuts 3-D Display Laptop" you know,
this is the one interface that hasnt been modified in decades.. LCD/CRT's
havent changed at all since their inception, but this atleast sounds
cool, 3D displays sound leet, but whats next, 3D mice? we shall see.
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| "Gamespot
- Resident Evil Outbreak (Online)" OMG! Resident
Evil Online game, with mutliplayer, omg. i may have to buy a network
adapter for my ps2 just to play this game..
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| "ICANN
- Advisory Concerning Demand to Remove Verisigns Wildcard"
NEWSFLASH, This just in, Verisign the popular Domain Name Authority,
Sucks. Sent in by: mkow
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| "NewScientist
- Martial Arts Robots Hit Asian Tech Fair"
awesome NINJA ROBOTS~, i wonder if they have seizure enducing eye flashers. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "News.com.au
- Another Jackass CopyCat Injured" lol, file
this one under 'The Book of Duh' heh Sent in by: keigan
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| "Ananova
- Distracted Businessman Drives Off in Wrong Car"
... i dont know what to say.. i guess stupid people exist in Croatia
too..
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"CNN
- Teenager Pinned Under Vehicle Uses Jack to Free Himself"
lol i love the quote. "I didn't want to cut my leg off like the guy who cut off his arm," Wright said. |
| "Wired
- Shift-key Case Rouses DMCA Foes" See if they're
'protection' was more then a simple software self installer, maybe it
wouldnt be so easy to by-pass, and then your stock wouldn't have dropped.
seriously what was SunnComm thinking when they thought this protection
up.
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| "IonDesign
- Drink-o-Meter" Awesome, im rated at 'Homer
Simpson', and i could have bought 0.18 ferrari's with the money i've
spent on booze.
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| "Peter's
Evil Overlord List" hehe, this is pretty good,
i like the "History" at the top, i've only read the first
15, i'll have to check the rest at work :) Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "$87,000,000,000.00"
*snicker* i love it when someone puts these omnimous amounts of cash
into perspective.. "This amount of money would fill a football
field...", etc.. Sent in by: Servo
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| "Together.net
- Double Black Stout" ewe beer with starbucks
coffee in it.. Sent in by: Iscariot
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