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 October
31st
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Happy
Halloween kiddies! I'm debating whether or not my 24year old ass should
go trick or treating tonight HEH
.cre
 
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"BBCNews
- Row Erupts over 'Life-Starter' Vents" k,
k was originally gonna break into the whole "EVOLUTION IS WRONG"
shpeal just to play devils advocate, but then it looks like scientists
found some iron veins in Africa, and thought that they were formed billions
of years ago; When they wernt :)
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"Ananova
- Man Killed Dog to Retrieve Eaten Bank Notes" *snicker*
i guess i cant be surprized, think about what this guy did. He made
some quick cash helping a friend build a house, then he takes a kitchen
plate (possibly dirty, or not washed perfectly, so it'll still smell
like food) and places the money underneith it. Then out of his infinite
wisdom, he though "hey i'll just tie my terrier to it, so he can
protect the money" (instead of actually putting the money in a
safe place). Then he comes home, and is surprized to find the plate
overturned, and the contents of the plate eaten (mostly). Now the real
question is, did they eat the dog after killing it?
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"The
Register - Cray Preps New Opteron-Based Product Line" Whoa~
an MPP (Massively-Parallel-Processing) x86 (64bit) machine, i feer.
Most people dont really understand how a Supercomputer (traditionally)
and a Mass Cluster are different, Clusters are great, cuz they're usually
cheap, and easy to maintain, but they have to use some sort of fiber
or 1000baseTX to communicate between nodes, these bottlenecks often
slow down the whole cluster since data cannot be transfered as fast
as its processed, Supercomputers are the near exact opposite, They have
huge datapaths setup between processors/memory/storage interfaces, so
data can be passed with little restriction and at high speeds.
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"CNN
- Students Develop File-Swap Alternative" This
is not revolutionary, infact this looks like a step backwards, a HUGE
step backwards, Cable radio was popular like 30 years ago, All they're
doing now, is strapping a laptop to the amp, and broadcasting digital
audio over a crappy analog line. GO MIT, Way to bring back a dying technology.
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"The
Surprizing Benefits of Being Unemployed" lol,
i miss being unemployed :( it was so much fun...
Sent in by: mkow
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"Welcome
to the Penthouse, Domain of Joel, Dave, Chad, and Smokey" ha!
check out these winners. "Hey guys we get drunk and puke in our
toilets, then photograph it. arnt we cool?". But i love how every
photo is taken with the unfished cinder block backwall to it. so classy.
Sent in by: b00
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October
30th
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"SkyScrapers
- Sun spots" oOoOoo Be Wary of solar flares,
last year they killed one of my scsi raid arrays :( maybe its time to
bust out the tin foil hats.
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"HKFlix
- The Kill Bill Study Guide" I'm still on the
fense about kill bill, i didnt like uma thurmans acting, but the rest
of the movie was good. if they could have subbed someone else to do
her lines/acting it would have been awesome.
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"Wired
- A Case of Piracy Overkill?" ha! i havn't
heard of this yet, wanting to stop people from recording TV shows on
a VCR.. If you cant record TV, whats the point of making a VCR? it serves
practically not other purpose..
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"The
Register - US Army 'Going to Linux' After OS Switch for GI PDA"
Followup: Looks like the Military 'Land Warrior' wearable computer weapons
system will be running linux, I dunno how it'll work, but it should
be pretty cool.
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"Ananova
- Photos of Heroin Victim's Body, To Be Used in Schools"
k, this is prolly not work safe, since it shows a picture of a dead
girl. But serious, this pic has turned me off heroin (not that i've
ever done it, but that girl looked fairly hot before, and she barely
looks human (almost like a monster out of a dr.who episode).
Sent in by: Xian
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"DetNews
- Gadgets May Wreak Traffic Havoc" WHOA! a
Green Light Machine. I think i may have to order one of these.. I wonder
if Canada's Traffic system is compatible with the US's.
Sent in by: mkow
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"We're
Here Forums - Pictures of Yourself Doing The Shooter" heh
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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October
29th
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"Excite
- Embarrassed GM to Rename Car With Risque Overtones"
Followup: to the LaCrosse, yeah i love the little tid bit about the
CHEVY NOVA at the bottom of the article, but yeah, i recommend that
Buick chooses the name "WHACKMEOFF" instead.. it has such
a nice ring to it.
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"Cape
Cod Times - 300 Illegal Workers Arrested at Walmarts"
Looks like NAFTA has given the US more then they asked for...
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"Ananova
- Monolopy Makers to Sue Creator of Ghettopoly"
hehe it is clearly a spinoff, but i doubt they'll win the copyright/trademark
infringement case. (remember the Lindows lawsuit....)
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"Jerkcity
- Deuce's Blast" rofl.
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"Mini-KISS"
ghah! This is awesome a Midget Kiss Cover band! awesome! i'd so see
them if they ever came to toronto :) too bad the 'sluts' in these pics
arn't hotter tho, the ugly chicks dont make the midgets look any better
:(
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"BBCNews
- How Spammers Are Targeting Blogs" heh, Yup,
i know how this works, i've been thinking about changing my "Contact"
me link at the top to a web-email-form since i get TONS of viagra ads
in my inbox heh.
Sent in by: mkow
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"Yahoo
- Moans and Screams As Germans Fall for Porno Karaoke"
*snicker* i've never heard of anything like this, Leave it to the Orientals
and the Germans to come up with this. Now, my question is, do they "lipsync"
to schiesse porn?
Sent in by: Perlandra
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October
28th
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October
27th
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Sorry
for the short update super busy, late for work, not enough sleep.
.cre
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"Richardland
- Britney Lookalike" *snudder*
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"eBay
- Large Lot of 100 Vintage Smurfs" awesome!
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"Jackals-Forge
- Never Lend Your Car to a Woman" heh, no comment
:) but the one time i did let a girl drive my truck, she almost flipped
it in a highway side rest zone/gas stations.
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"The
Picture of Everything" wow, this is like one
of those 'log' photos, where everytime you click on something it zooms
in 10x. but this is what true dedication is all about, god know how
long it took to draw, then scan zone by zone.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Camp
Chaos - Swami Omigami" heh fool your friends
:) i've seen this one a bunch of times, its clever if you dont actually
pay attention to the rest of the cards :)
Sent in by: VerucaSalt
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"Planet
Half-life - Signs You've been Playing Half-life too much" heh.
i remember when doom came out with multiplayer deathmatch, we used to
play it for hours and hours at night (at a friends work). And i actually
had "doom dreams" a few times after these nigh
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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October
26th
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"CapeCod
Times - Sniper Suspect Ends Stint As Own Lawyer"
heh, you know yer in trouble when the judge tells you that you shouldnt
defend yourself.
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"MSNBC
- Suit Filed Over Violent Video Game" lol,
these lawsuits never get old. "Hey your kid shot my daughter, with
your gun, but its the video games fault." But i dont remember a
mission in Grand Theft Auto 3, where you had to "randomly shoot
at cars"? Now i could be wrong, i beat the game ages ago. but the
real question is, kids who played with Rock'em'Sock'em Robots when they
were kids, probably ended up hitting people with their fists later on
in life (hell, i never had a rock'em'sock'em, and i ended up hitting
people), but you dont see me blaming Mattel.
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"Excite
- Man Survives Niagra Falls Drop, Faces Hefty Fine"
god.. leave it to a canadian to do this first. but the real question
is 'why' ? i can think of a bunch of cooler things that to do for a
for a good time. but hey, thats just me.
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"Ananova
- Brazilian's Name and Birthday Land Him in Prison"
lol they dont do finger print checks before sending people to jail in
brazil? that has to be the most retarted thing i've ever heard. Mental
note: Dont break the law in Brazil.
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"The
Seattle Times - California Brothers Win $4.3 Million Award Against X10"
followup to x10 filing chapter 11 heh
Sent in by: mkow
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"eBay
- Hip Hop Gold Rapper Bling Cups" ha! this
is awesome!
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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October
25th
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sorry
for the short update, late for work, gotta run
.cre
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"Wired
- Concorde: Fast Flight to Nowhere" Whoa~ check
out the flaming Concorde picture in the sidebar, but yeah, the concorde
is terribly out of date, and its the 454ci chevelle of the millenium,
a beautiful monster, but her time has come. But it is kinda sad that
the next supersonic airplanes (consumer based) are 10-30years away.
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"BBCNews
- World's 'Oldest' Rice Found" "in the
back of a 7-11 in toronto." see this would be interesting if they
were trying to clone the rice. otherwise, this article, in its current
form, is terribly boring; since we're not all interested in the evolution
of rice.
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"Ananova
- Ingrowing Toe Nails Halts Trial Again" lol,
i can understand if this guy was like, dying, or had a gun shot wound
or something. But an ingrown toe nail? Would an ingrown toe nail stop
him from selling drugs to kids? i seriously doubt it, hell, i've worked
through getting my wisdom teeth removed, my car accident(s), countless
food poisonings, and i seem to be having food allergies to everything
now. When this guy does goto trial, he will lose, and his precious little
rear end, will become a party favor in the prison showers.
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"Excite
- Steel, Appliance Makers Tout Germ-Fighting Metal"
heh, yeah, sounds great, looks good on paper, but cost/application?
we'll have to see.
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"News.com
- X10 Files for Chapter 11" heh, thank god.
no more lame ass popups from x10
Sent in by: Fluke
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"The
T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project" lol
Sent in by: mkow
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October
24th
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"WNDU
- Man Arrested in Theft of 18,000 Pennies"
uh, 18,000 pennies, is 180$... why on earth would you break into an
old mans home, tie him up, and steal bags of pennies?
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"News
- Man Comes Back to Life At Burial" heh, its
gotta suck waking up while hearing your euligy.
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"BBCNews
- Argentines Get A Rear View" heh i do agree,
that kylie minogue has a killer ass.
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"Marry
Your Pet.com" oh god...
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"eBay
- Collection of 26 Beanie Babies from Ex-Wife" hah!
i love this guy, he's awesome, and i cant blame him for selling his
x-wife's beanie babies (i'll never understand that phenononemneenmnenmn
anyway). But holy crap, 860$ for some stuffed animals? Maybe im in the
wrong industry.
Sent in by: DirectorSG
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"Rent
My Chest.com" k, i could see this being a valuable
enterprise for a girl, but a guy? i dont think so, he's got wierd nipples,
now i'll admit i dont have a perfect chest either, but im not selling
realestate on it heh. If this was a girl, i'd put some money down for
a whacked ass promotion painted on sweet sweet boobies.
Sent in by: Hutsy
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"Dante's
Inferno Test - Which Circle of Hell Do You Belong?" awesome,
i belong in the Sixth Level of Hell, apparently im a Heretic heh
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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October
23rd
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"Wired
- Moms Battle Genetic Engineering" is anyone
else strangely arroused by the woman with 4 breasts? or is it just me?
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"US
Patent: 5,443,036 - Method of Exercising a Cat" rofl!
i cant believe someone patented this. UNBELIEVABLE!
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"CNN
- PC Fans Find Heaven in New 'Halo'" oh god.
Halo blows, if it would have come out a year and a half ago when it
was supposed to, it would have ruled, but it cant compete with the modern
multiplayer fps games like BF42. The textures look bleached and stretched,
gameplay is boring at best, the weapon system is terribly narrow, and
the only fun thing to do in multi, is to fill up a warthog, and blast
the crap out of whoever isnt in a warthog.
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"Ananova
- Blaine Could Die After Stunt Ends" ha! David
Blaine sux, but i've never heard of "Sudden Death by Re-feeding
Syndrome".
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"RIAA
Lawsuits Continue - No End In Sight" rofl,
i dunno if this is a joke, or if its real, but its comedy gold.
Sent in by: tbrowlan
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"CNN
- Car Strikes Praying High School Runners, Killing 1"
k, i know this isn't funny, but i cant help it, i want to stand up and
yell "WHERES YOUR GOD NOW?!"
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Radical
Reinterpretation of Pornographic Film Scores"
ghah! Stop the Wah-Wah! this is wicked, i'd so be all over this if they
played in Toronto, but i doubt an orchestra of like 40 people would
hop on a bus, and drive 3000miles to canada :(
Sent in by: Perlandra
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October
22nd
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"Wired
- These Are Definatly Not Scully's Breasts"
lol, someone actually has to look at fake celeb photos day in and day
out, to determine their authenticity?. Where can i apply for this job?
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"BBCNews
- Kiss Guitarist Shot Outside Club" Thankfully
it wasnt Gene.. but these headlines are just there to grab attention,
it should have been "BBCNews - Man Opened Fire into Crowd, grazing
Kiss Guitarist"
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"CNN
- Taipei Tower Takes Height Record" well i
guess this is a big deal, since its just over 100ft taller then the
maylasian towers, im getting tired of companies just building new buildings
that are same height as the previous champions then sticking on a little
spyre on the top to make it taller. its like winning the 100yard dash,
by holding out a broomstick, it just doesnt count.
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"Ananova
- Magic Wooden Penis Saves Woman" lol, im not
sure what to say about this, a wooden penis sculpture, grinding up rice,
in a watery solution, and having a woman drink this ricewater... Anyone
else think that the shaman has a facial fetish? Seriously, what would
his next perscription be? "Mix milk, with sugar, then smear it
all over you lips and ass."
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"Chicken
Hawk Cards.com" these novelty "decks of
cards" thingies are getting old.
Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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"USAToday
- 'Doom' Returns in All Its Glory" *drool*
yeah i dunno how i missed this article 5months ago :( but it still cant
wait for doom3.
Sent in by: Incarna
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"FAQ:
Hurricanes -- Why Dont We Destroy Tropical Cyclones By Nuking Them?"
*snicker* i cant believe they'd put such a dumb question
up on a .gov website.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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