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 November
7th 
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"The
Register - Pictures of Sony's PSP Leaked to the Web"
Whoa~ now this is badass, it gets kinda techy towards the end of the
article, but i see ALOT of promise in this, Sure, it doesnt use CF Flash,
but instead it has its own proprietary DVD style media, but this thing
could be huge.
 
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"CNet
- Microsoft to Offer Bounty on Hackers" now
this has to be one of the smartest things microsoft has done.. Now the
real question is. What will MS do once someone turns these people in?
Send them to jail? or hire them to do application security? heh.
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"ArmyTimes
- Something Felled an M1A1 Abrams Tank in Iraq -- But What?"
whoa! i thought the M1A1 was nearly indestructable (when supported correctly).
But it looks like those pesky iraqi's may have just gotten lucky with
that RPG7. But its kinda scary, that a 10$ RPG can take out a $4.3million
dollar tank heh.
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"Ananova
- Motorist Threatens to Sue Police for Writing his Name"
rofl, now this is hilarious, i dunno who this guy is, but he's awesome;
"I DEMAND A RECIEPT FOR EVERYTHING! EVEN IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE
RETURNING IT TO ME IN 5MINS!" heh Crazy people..
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"ChoiceShirts
- Christian t-shirts" rofl, this is so awesome!
i dont know anyone who'd wear this. but then again, most of my friends
dont believe in any sort of organized religion. heh
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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"Bathsheba
Grossman Sculpting Geometry" k, now this is
what i call art.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"eBay
- Man For Sale, Free to a Good Home" *snicker*
too bad the description is so short, cuz this could have been easy comedy
if the writer would have paid a bit more attention to detail heh
Sent in by: DirectorSG
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November
6th
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"Reuters
- Child Hands out Heroin 'Candy' to Classmates"
ha! this kid is gonna be super popular later in life.
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"BBCNews
- Hunt for the Lost City of Atlantis" alright,
you know, i can respect these guys for searching for history, but its
one thing, when its practically a myth. Theres very little evidence
that atlantis really existed. i cant see spending all this time and
money searching for any other myth, like, do we really care if little
red riding hood was real (yeah, i know its not the same, but its fun
to over simplify)? heh
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"Ananova
- Wraps Engines in Plastic to Cut Fuel Bills" I
dont see how this will save fuel.. and they dont even mention it in
the article. they only mention about cooling time??..
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"Jerkcity
- Working Perfectly Then" rofl, jerkcity rules!
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"Enrique
Muy Bueno" rofl dunno if this is real or not,
but its good :)
Sent in by: mkow
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"Sunday
Herald - 5 Israeli's Seen Filming as Planes hit Towers"
im not quite sure what to say about this...
Sent in by: wolf-
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November
5th
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"Media
Guardian - Contestants in Transsexual Show to Sue Sky"
Followup: rofl
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"BBCNews
- Physical Perils of Gaming" Yeah, i remember
when i used to play n64 non-stop, my thumbs and index fingers would
ache after a long Goldeneye session, but aslong as you dont over do
it, a few days rest should be all thats needed. heh
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"PCWorld
- Intel Goes Extreme" k, first off, this is
a great idea, dump more memory on the core of the cpu, clearly that
will give better performance, but i seriously doubt the performance
would be double that of an equal mhz p4 cpu, since the price of the
P4Extreme is more then twice the cost of a Regular P4 cpu. Sure it sounds
like a good idea, but i dunno how well its gonna sell..
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"Ananova
- Huge Interest in Online Castle Sale" i've
always wanted my own castle, with a moat, and alligators and sharks
in the moat, with boiling oil vats on the archers towers.
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"CyberSex
Gone Wrong" hah! some of these are pretty good
:) but i'll never understand the whole 'cybersex' or 'cyba' thing, it
just doesnt work in my mind.
Sent in by: xian
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"eBay
- Homestar Runner Costume 6' Full Size" ha!
awesome! check it out~
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"The
End of the World.swf" *snicker* this pretty
much requires sound :) but yeh, its funny.
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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November
4th
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"CNN
- Girls Pummel Man Who Exposed Himself" rofl,
imagine a swarm of catholic school girls chasing down a 1/2 naked man,
then kicking and punching after he is tackled by a neighbour. Awesome!
absolutely awesome.
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"The
Register - Israelis Ship Eight Tera-Ops Optical Processor"
For geeks only, this sounds badass, i'd love to see this used in a Graphics
Process/board. i like the way this future is looking.
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"Alien
vs. Predator The Movie Trailer" Drool. you
know the AvP series of games was by far the coolest fps style game ever
made, it was one of the first games to have a Class based system for
humans/marines, aswell as 3 completely seperate races for combat (each
with their own distinct advantages and disadvantages. The only thing
i hated about AvP2 was that they took away the Aliens Swarm game type
(where you'd start on a map, and the aliens would just come pouring
at you, forever, until you died. that was awesome fun. but yeh, the
movie sounds promising too heh
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"Cnet
- Grateful for Robot Contest, Entrants Give Tanks"
k, now this is the kinda stuff i'd watch on TV. I wonder if they'll
televise this, hell PPV it, i'd pay 15$ to watch the 2hour highlights
of this race. it'd be badass.
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"Lego
Music Covers" LEGO RULES!
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Philadelphia
Eagles Cheerleaders" durr.. this is the closest
thing to porn i've ever seen associated with football. make sure you
check the "photo calendar" too, for lots of cameltoe.
Sent in by: witz
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"The
Sun Online - Would You?" lol.. Who wants to
marry a Pre-op Woman!
Sent in by: katep
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November
3rd
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"BBCnews
- Iceman Mystery Solved" Wow, over 10 years
later, they have finally found out where this iceman guy was born..
I know this is a huge deal to uh... uh.... oh wait... Nobody.. heh,
I dont see how migration patterns of isolated cavemen will have any
bearing on how man was distributed around the world.. Especially if
they only travelled upto 60km from their place of birth. ah well.
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"CNN
- Anti-Rocket Laser Cannon Gets Funding" ok,
sure, this sounds great on paper. a laser that can shoot down short
range rockets; but the only problem is, rockets are always fired in
barrages, like 40-100 missles per volley i doubt this laser would be
able to stop them all.
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"Ananova
- Armed Burglar Disarmed with Ham Sandwich and Rum"
talk about a shitty burglar, who would break into a house, with 2 women
in it, then accept a bottle of rum with a sandwich? You're not supposed
to befriend the 'victims', this guy clearly failed petty crimes 101.
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"eBay
- F-4 Phantom II Ejection Seat" just incase
you have an extra F-4 Phantom lying around without a pilots seat..
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"BET
- Macho Man Randy Savage, Goes from Wrestling to Hip-Hop" OHHHHH
YEAAAAAH~
Sent in by: tgallone
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"Illusions,
Focus for 20secs" *snicker* fool your friends
with this one, also keep your volume down, cuz theres some added sound
aswell :)
Sent in by: emma
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"Hello
Kitty Vibrator Sale" i think i posted this
like a year ago, but does anyone else find it wierd, that they'd have
a childrens toy icon as a vibrator?
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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November
2nd
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"The
Register - Microsoft Shoots the Windows Messenger" wow,
security by default, this has to be a first for microsoft.
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"CNN
Money - Counterfeit 20s Found" yup, thats gotta
suck, already the new 20s are being copied, all those security stripes
and color didnt stop those pensky printers from making their own bills
within a month of their release.
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"Ananova
- Halloween Ghost Busters Outfits Trigger Airport Security Alert"
lol "I dont even really like the ghostbusters", you'd think
they'd fedex the costumes or something instead of packing them into
their luggage heh
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"MSNBC
- Payment Devices Reject New $20 Bill" heh,
looks like the new US $20 is making a ton of enemies.
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"ABCNews
- The Game That's Replacing TV" oh god. talk
about the media being misinformed. k, read this, and i've picked out
1 thing per paragraph thats completely wrong. This kinda stuff infuriates
me, when old people talk about stuff they have no idea about, and convince
other old people who dont know any better, that what they know is gospel.
Sent in by: Uri
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"This
to that.com" ha! i never knew there was a database
for glue.. select the 2 materials you wanna stick together, and hit
'lets glue' and it'll tell you what glue you need.. I'm this will come
in handy one of these days.
Sent in by: Dromio
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November
1st
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"Yahoo
- Canadian Beats World at Rock, Paper, Scissors"
ha! we could end war with these guys. imagine settling international
disputes with Rock Paper Scissors. I would laugh my ass off, hell they
could even PPV it, think about the marketing glamour, it'd be priceless.
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"BostonNews
- Traffic Chaos As German Hearse Ejects Corpse"
Yikes, thats gotta suck, you'd think they'd just send in some street
sweepers and the coroner (dont think this guy would need an ambulance
again heh).
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"BBCNews
- NYC Crime 'At Its Lowest Since 1960'" Uhm
this isnt that odd, since everyone in NYC now has a gun to defend themselves
from terrorists. As much as i like gun control, theres only 2 ways to
lower crime, either, Remove guns from everyones possession, or, give
guns to everyone (well, actually i guess theres three, you could always
make bullets illegal heh).
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"eBay
- Pulsed Plasma Mobile Hydrogen Generator"
Whoa.
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"Frottage
Heroic Homosex" lol, k, this is NOT WORK SAFE!
but its kinda funny for those of you who arn't homophobes.
Sent in by: Pr0phnizt
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"NewScientist
- US Develops New Lethal Virus" does this seem
like a completely retarted idea? Since when has the USA been involved
in genetic/bio warfare? What happens if this is stolen? Virus's breed,
so they're fairly easy to grow, which means you could "make"
a bunch of said virus and sprinkle it from the top floor of a building,
and infect thousands.. Not happy. Kudos to the US for doing all the
hardwork/research on this one, now lets see who steals it.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Page
3 Idol 2003 Vote Now" k anyone who knows what
PAGE 3 is, will know its NOT WORK SAFE, featuring topless british/european
girls, god bless the brits for thinking this one up.
Sent in by: _Loki
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