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 November
30th
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November
29th
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"CNN
- Matrix, Other Geek Icons Become Philosophy-Class Fodder"
god.. Pop culture... what a concept.. "Hey students,
today we're going to watch Hanna Barbara Cartoons all day, so that you
can understand our culture better..."; i'll never understand how
Pop Culture made it into universities, its worse then basket weaving.
 
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"BWOnline
- Why Linux is Wealthier Than Microsoft" Yeah...
I'm sure Bill Gates has trouble sleeping... ON HUGE PILES OF THOUSAND
DOLLAR BILLS! These linux monkey's think that running Windows will immediatly
give you bad karma. i dunno, i run bsd on a bunch of my machines, its
great. but you cant beat Windows on a workstation.
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"CowBoysBlooper.ram"
lol awesome!
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"Henry
Martinez.net - Dog Show, 14th Place" Holy crap!,
k, i was watching this, hoping the dog would bite the girl in the crotch,
or take a crap on the floor or something, but they didnt, this dog didnt
miss a beat. I'm still impressed with this dog.
Sent
in by: Phenethaine
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"The
Register - Microsoft Forgets to Renew Hotmail.co.uk" *snicker*
how did i miss this article when it happened?
Sent
in by: mkow
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"Ananova
- Travolta Saves Trapped Students" heh, and
did he try to convert them into Scientology? I like how he referred
to himself as "JT" not to be confused with "JC".
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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November
28th
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"AftenPosten
- Caffeine Level in Sea Causes Concern" heh,
i'd love to see the fish in this sea, they'd be all wide-eyed and sketchy,
twitchy, and hunting for cigarettes; It'd be like Finding Nemo, the
adult version.
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"CNN
- Participant at KKK initiation Wounded After Shots Fired into Sky"
rofl, the kkk is hilarious~ can you be anymore of a redneck; firing
guns into the air, that was only cool in the wild west.
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"Ananova
- Fat Tax for Austrian Health Service" Oh my
god! This is a FANTASTIC idea; dont tax us skinny people for those fatasses
who fall down, and start pouring crisco out of any open wound, tax the
said fatasses, since being fat is clearly a personal choice.
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"Ashkan
Sahihi - CumShots" ha! i've never seen moneyshots/cumshots
poised in such an artistic form.
Sent in
by: Perlandra
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"eBay
- 3DFX Voodoo 5 6000 Prototype Original" lol,
"Unfortunately I don't have the power connector that the card requires
to run, so I can't use it on one of my machines." 3DFX sucks
Sent in by: HiHat
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"Eggwork
- Lunch Home Page.mov" oh my god, this is the
funniest thing ever. well maybe not ever. but easily the funniest thing
i've seen all week. Its pretty work safe, but requires sound, so keep
it low heh.
Sent in by: Nitro
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November
27th
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"BBCNews
- Red Sea Urchin 'Almost Immortal'" wow, these
little bastards last for ever; and they look so cute.. i just wanna
reach out and pet their spikey poisoned backs...
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"Afternposten
News - Beaver Hits Bus with Tree" lol, no one
expects the Beaver to be a dangerous and plotting creature; why do you
think we chose it as our countries mascott :) heh, Dont piss us off,
or we'll chew at your tree's and make them fall on your buses, heh.
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"MSNBC
- Man Arrested in Spam Rage Case" lol
Booher said the problem stemmed from a program he mistakenly
downloaded from the Internet that brought a continuous stream of advertising
to his computer.
aka, its his own fault for dling said program.....
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"eBay
- Hire the National Lampoon Creative Staff"
lol, looks like they're hardup for cash nowadays. But i must admit,
Van Wilder, was hilarious.. the dog eclare scene, made me gag. Priceless
writing; executed flawlessly.
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"Bubba
Ho-Tep" OMG BRUCE CAMPBELL AS ELVIS?! WHERE
DO I SIGN UP FOR A TICKET?!
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"IndependentNews
- Livingstone Says Bush is Greatest Threat to Life on the Planet"
hah! awesome!
Sent in by: Brill
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"CNN
- Andrew Dice Clay Interview.mpeg" funniest
shiz ever!
Sent in by: Usteppin
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November
26th
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November
25th
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"CNN
- Teacher Suspended for Milk Experiment" rofl,
wasn't this done on Jackass? Where they drank like 4litres of milk,
and puked all over a picnic bench? that was an awesome episode. heh.
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"eBay
- Star Wars Death Star Space Station" lol,
talk about selling sex...
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"BBCNews
- Mediterranean Dolphins' Net Peril" :( LOOK
AT WHAT YOU TUNA EATERS ARE DOING! heh, now i dont eat fish of any kind,
so i know im not responsible for this.
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"Ananova
- Teenage Car Passenger Convicted of Drunk-Driving"
What the crap? first, whats' "Drink-Driving", im assuming
there was some bad translation, and its Drunk-Driving. but yeah, i think
the cop was being a bit of a wanglord on this one. I can see where it
may look like this guy was under control of the vehicle, but clearly
it was an accident, and the car was immediatly brought back under control..
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"Totally
Sidetalkin' Nokia-N-Gage Style" LOL i was wondering
how you'd talk into an N-Gage. but this is the gayest thing i've ever
seen.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Epson-News:
Epson Develops Worlds Smalls Flying Microbot"
Whoa! check it out, they've got gyro stabilizers and everything! This
would be the coolest toy ever.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"eBayMotors
- Other Makes: Neon Mud Runner" hah! this is
the coolest car ever.. its even got Flame Thrower Exhaust Tips. This
is certainly the kinda car god drives...
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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November
24th
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"USAToday
- Family Guy May Return" THANK YOU GOD! OH
THANK YOU! Family guy was by far the funniest and most controversial
show ever made; i used to watch it whenever it was on, and now i own
the dvd set, If they bring it back on the Cartoon network i would get
cable just to watch it once a week.
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"MSNBC
- New Whale Species Identified" Whoa! yeh seriously,
a 30ft long seamonster, unknown until today.. pretty hard to believe
huh... this still makes me think, that maybe we should be focusing more
effort on exploring the oceans/deep seas then outerspace, since we still
dont know everything about our planet yet.
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"Ananova
- Police Planning to Arrest Michael Jackson"
lol, when will jacko learn, to leave the little boys alone.
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"CNN
- China Moves from DVD to EVD" wow, great article
CNN, thanks for including NO INFORMATION ABOUT THE NEXT GEN DVD. you
know what, dont bother clicking on this link, its stupid, i'll sum it
up for ya "HAY DOODS, WE GOT THIS NEW EVD TECHNOLOGY ITS REALLY
NICE." thats it. nothing more.
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"SMH
- Russian Dies After Winning Vodka-Drinking- Contest"
hah! i'd say i've been there, but i've never drank THAT MUCH VODKA,
but yeh, this is a lesson to all of you, never get into a drinking contest
with a russian; they will drink until they die.
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"The
Register - Mobile Phones Could Cripple - Boffins" lol,
clearly cell phones are evil! heh
Sent in by: [Omega]
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"Pravda.ru
- There is Another Sun, and Human Civilization Inside the Earth"
uhm... uhm.... uhm................ I'm not quite sure
of what to make out of this fairy tale type article. it seems like a
huge stretch :)
Sent in by: Xian
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November
23rd
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"eBay
- Imaginary Online Girlfriend" lols. i guess
midgets need to work (/me gets ready for tons of anti-tall-person flame
mail)
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"Ananova
- Crapo St. Residents Sick of Jokes" lol why
would they move to a street called 'Crapo' .. think about it... Would
you ever move to a street called 'assram drive'?
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"CNN
- Concorde Sell-off Goes Supersonic" Whoa~
i definatly wouldn't have been able to afford the nose cone...
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"ABCNews
- SMU Pledge in Coma After Suspected Hazing"
You know, i think the world needs a little healthy hazing; I remember
when i was in school, hazing wasn't allowed, but it happened anyway,
it builds character, and it puts hair on your chest; i think the whole
world has gone far to politically correct for me. I like violent movies,
nekkid girls, swearing, driving fast, red meat, drinking heavily; i
am a canadian, who's tired of this white picket fence world.
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"Newsday
- Surgeons Remove Chopstick from Man's Face"
wow, nothing like having a potato sack thrown over your head, and beaten
with chopsticks *snicker*, clearly this attack was meant to be fatal
:)
Sent in by: wolf-
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"Vartist
- Another World, From Escher's Work" too bad
this requires Quicktime VR, but its cool
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"CNN
- Hepatitis Outbreak Spreads Fear" lol looks
like Chi-Chi's is turning out to be the next White Castle.
Sent in by: Angmar
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November
22nd
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"CNN
- Southern Drawl Beats Recognition System"
im tellin' ya, they should treat the 'southern drawl' like a different
dialect of english. Anyone who's ever spoken with someone from Louisiana,
or anyone who's tried to understand a true cajon, knows what im talking
about; its like trying to talk to a TV with bad cable reception "
VVT *STATIC* CHHHH HI CHHHHK Ha VVVT *STATIC* "
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"Ananova
- Man Swallowed 200 Live Worms in Record Attempt"
why is this a record? why has a person ever had to swallow worms at
speed? maybe i just dont understand this whole record breaking lifestyle.
I can understand the people who break the records for the 400meter dash,
cuz normal people do have to run sometimes, its an everyday thing; but
eating a bulk amount of worms in under x number of seconds? when has
a human ever needed to do that? No one has tried to set a record for
'hitting ones self in the face with a hammer' cuz thats just silly,
much like this one.
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"TheInquirer
- Why Microsoft Wants to Buy - The Trash - Google"
oh man, who didnt see this coming, Microsoft trying to control the distribution
of knowledge. They clearly want to control/monopolize how internet searching
works; but yeah, thank god for google not giving up the goods to MS.
this intenet would be a scary place with MS at the helm.
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"Slashdot
- Gates Comdex Keynote Shows Plans, Matrix Spoof"
heh, too bad these Microsoft movies never get leaked. I'd love to see
Bill Gates in head to toe leather *snicker*. But check out the screen
shots, they're pretty funny heh.
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"Mastercard.asf"
rofl
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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"Let
Them Sing It For You" Whoa! sound card required
for this one. but i can seriously see this being used to pass the boring
hours at work on mondays heh
Sent in by: Perlandra
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