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 "Ananova
- Mayor Facing Legal Action for Banning Gays"
rofl read this, this guy rocks! So this mayor grew up with Criminals,
hates gays, believes in UFOs (and is incontact with these UFOs), and
is against birth control. How do these people get elected? 
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| "WNBC
- Teacher Accused in Bizarre Attack on Student"
Whoa nelly, pulling down the pants of a 10year old retarted boy and
spraying air freshner in his "underwear region"; after said
student farted. Then to top it all off, she sprayed the same air freshner
in his mouth... i think someone is going to lose their teaching license..
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| "MSNBC
- Genetically Altered Fish Face Scrutiny" Followup:
If someone wants to get me something for xmas, this would be a good
idea :)
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| "Ananova
- Mayonnaise Rage Driver Runs Over McDonalds Employee" rofl,
Leave to a Texan to get so mad at a drive through window teller about
something as insignificant as mayo, to attempt to kill her with her
car...
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| "Boycott
Gillette" what the hell? when you pull a gillette
razor pack off the shelf, the RF chip tells a camera to take a pic of
you? what the hell? talk about big brother Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Geek.com
- Internet Ad: May I Eat You?" holy crap, read
this, its unbelieveable. i cant believe that these internet jokes can
be taken so seriously Sent in by: JS
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| "eBay
- Toad-Frog Threesome Sex Style Taxidermy" YES
YES YES! Sent in by: Servo
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| "BBCNews
- Tiger Man Horn's 'Slow Recovery'" heh, looks
like Roy of Sigfried and Roy is still alive, but his old tiger beaten
ass is not doing so good.. That'll teach them for objectifying animals
for money and fame.
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| "Ananova
- Turkey Buries Man After Mistaking Him for Mate"
*snicker* now the real question is, while the man was passed out, did
the turkey mate with him? in some sort of turkey date rape procedure?
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| "NewScientist
- Internet Mapping Project Weaves Colourful Web" woo
pretty pictures. but wasnt this done ages ago? but yeh, they need a
"Zoom" feature on this.
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| "Wired
- Segway's May Become War Machines" ha~ looks
like the US military is trying to save the dying Segway, frankly this
over hyped tech crap has gotta go; i grow tired of the media dictating
what will be "the next greatest thing", cuz all that does
is inflate the companies networth, and falsely drive up stock prices.
But yeh, let the segway die, that way Tech companies will learn a lesson
when selling stories to the media..
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| "SunSpot
- EdgeWater Man 34, charged after Firing Gun at Console"
Rofl, CUZ THE XBOX IS HUGE LOLOLOOLOLOL, also see
here Sent in by: mkow
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| "eBay
- 5FT Alligator Taxidermy With AshTray" rofl
a 5ft alligator ashtray, what the hell would you do with this? Sent in by: Servo
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| "Mr.
Picassohead" lol, it even lets you sign it. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CapeCod
Times - Death of 400lbs Man Being Investigated"
ha! Black activists are all up in arms, cuz 4white cops and a black
cop were defending themselves from a giant fat black man. If a huge
fat white guy started a fight with me, i'd defend myself with everything
i had; and im sure these black activists wouldnt care about that.. See
thats what i dont understand, why there are 'black activists'; you'd
think they'd all be 'human activists' fighting for a better humanity,
trying to help those who are trapped in the civil war mentallity. but
instead they are further segregating themselves from modern society
by feeding racial stereotypes that every white cop is going to beat
an unarmed innocent black man to death. Now dont get me wrong, Down
with rednecks, but Down with Black Activists too.
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| "ScienceDaily
- Marine Biologist Says Carbon Dioxide Injection in Deep Sea Would Alter
Ocean Chemistry" uhm, im no marine biologist,
but i know this is a dumb ass idea; K, fish need oxygen to breath, and
CO2 is toxic.. Hey i have a great idea. Lets pump CO2 into the oceans.
It'll be great! Oh what? Fish? Nah they'll be fine...
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| "Afterposten
- 10-Month Sentence for Child Porn Collector" seriously,
they need to start cracking down on the sentencing, 10months for this?
nuh uh, they should raise the minimum sentence to like 15years; and
repeat offenders get life or something. I honestly cant think of anything
more dispickable then someone who collects/distributes/enjoys anything
that shows the exploitation of children.
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| "Excite
- Jailed for Office Gunplay, Man Wants Job Back" ROFL,
This guy rules. gets all hammered, brings a shotgun into work, loses
his job, and gets tossed in jail.. Now his union is trying to get his
job back for him.. Clearly this guy is awesome!
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| "CNN
- Trying to Save a Catfish As Big As a Bear" Holy
crap balls, i remember when i was younger, and i went fishing; and there
were Carp fish that were like 4ft long, and i was like "Whoa~"
and i tried to catch one, later i found out that no one *WANTS* To catch
a carp, cuz they taste like crap heh Sent in by: Servo
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| "MBWorld
Forums - Paintcan" owned. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "The
Japan Times Online - Maglev Sets a Speed Record at 581km/h"
holy shitballs, and i thought doing 120m/h in my car
was quick. this trains got me beat.. Sent in by: mkow
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| Holy
crap, i think i had a mild heart attack yesterday, my heart did like
a quadruple beat when it should have done one.. ugh. maybe i should
stop eating poptart sandwiches. .cre
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| "AftenPosten
- Thieves Steal Donut Hut" lol, someone stole
a whole donut wagon~; but these norwegians were smart though, taking
parts of the donut machine home everynight, parts that are necessary
for the donut making machine to work.. pretty slick; its like a kill
switch for the donut machine. crap, i think im going crazy again.. ugh..
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| "Ananova
- Man Changes Name to Bubba Bubba Bubba" i
dont get it. this is cool? people used to call me, Bucky, or Cre. but
i never cared enough about it to change my name to it...
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| "ForArtist
- Michael Jackson Aging" lol Thats not what
MJ looks like :)
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| "Colonel
Angus" rofl Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "GAF
- DDR World Record Broken" you know whats funny,
i didnt know what DDR was until i went to conneticut/NYC last year for
Newyears.. i was like "errr.. this is a game???" Sent in by: mkow
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| "IFOCE
- Sonya Thomas" Holy crap~ followup to the
eating story i posted a few days ago. that chicky is tiny. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Wired
- Comin' In on a Wheel and a Prayer" Followup:
man.. i should have taken that job at bombardier 8years ago, i could
have been on the dev. team for this... ugh..
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| "Ernie's
House of Whoop Ass - Aussie Construction Sign" rolf~
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| "Ananova
- Officials Investigate Football Crowd Firework Explosion"
Damn, i've been hit by roman candles before (fireworks fights rule),
but i doubt its the same thing as this girl got smacked with, but chances
are the stadium will settle out of court, and this girl will never have
to work another day in her life heh.
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| "Wario
Ware" man, if nintendo would fix all the little
problems with the GBA i'd own one. but yeh, retro gaming is awesome. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Demo3.wmv"
I'm sure this has gone around by now, but for those who havn't seen
the stupid guy on the roof of his jacked up truck... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Gallery
Room 8 - Mathematic Porn" lol this rules~ if
only this could be showed in grade 6 math class, now this would be the
way to learn/retain math. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Bash
#178285" heh n00bs~ Sent in by: mkow
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| "CNN
- Master and Slave Computer Labels Unacceptable..."
this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard.. does this mean that they're
going to change all the fetish websites that suggest Master/Slave style
relationships? GO POLITICALLY CORRECT WORLD!
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| "Ananova
- Pensioners Have Better Sperm than Men of 20"
Why does this not surprize me; why do soon-to-be mothers nowadays drink/smoke/do
smack/crank/dope? all i can say is, im glad my mom was a prude when
it came to drugs while i was unborn. otherwise i'd be a blithering moron
like the rest of the people i went to highschool with (some exceptions
may apply heh)
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| "Yahoo
- California Police Arrest Man in Bank PC Theft" Man...
how stupid can you be? Stealing a laptop, then using the dialup provider
on said laptop to connect to the internet, he might aswell have told
100 of his closest friends "HAY I STOLE THIS LAPTOP, ISNT IT NICE?"
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| "CapeCod
Times - Canadian Cleared in Missle Case Relieved"
hrmm, this ones an interesting story, looks like the US was doing a
witch hunt for terrorist supporters; and somehow managed to stumble
onto this canuck heh.
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| "Eight
Digit.net - Tech Support.mp3" heh a 10meg tech
support call in mp3 format. heh What the hell is this woman talking
about?! Vikings?! Nordic Land?! Women?! What?!? ROFL! This girl is clearly
crazy, she must have just gotten fired; or dumped or something. Or wait,
i think she's drunk. what the hell does hockey have to do with this?! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Destined
for Nothing.com - State of the Union Comic"
lol, i love the 11-21-2003 one, its hilarious! but yeh, some of these
are pretty good, take a read Sent in by: CytezenJ
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| "CBROnline
- Linux Migration Incentives Planned by SCO"
SCO rules! Sent in by: mkow
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| "Excite
- Petite Woman Wins Thanksgiving Eating Contest"
Wow! this girls a keeper, almost 8lbs of turkey in 12mins, thats way
better then any personal record i've set. i feer little girls like this
one.
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| "Gotorion
- N64 Paper Fold Models" i now have a black
and white pikachu sitting on my monitor, i wonder how long that will
last.
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| "NatureNews
- Mutant Mice Chill Out on Ecstasy" haha! i'd
love to see mice on E. they'd be all running around, being all super
hyper and crazy, listening to bad techno/trance; dancing in retarted
ways heh.
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| "Ananova
- Czech Family Says They've Got a Rabbit with Three Penises"
i guess the term "reproducing like rabbits" is not just a
term.. I've never heard of so many rabbits having multiple penises;
and infact, had i not seen that stile project video with the mexican
guy with 2 penises, i'd think it'd be a blessing, but infact, it would
be terribly inconvenient.
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| "Entensity.net
- Mario 3 Done Fast" heh, these "games
done quick" things are insane. Holy crap world 8 in 2mins. unbelieveable..
i remember playing mario 3 at my buddy's house for HOURS! Sent in by: CytezenJ
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| "Send
Them Back.com" rofl, mailing all your mp3's
back to the RIAA :) awesome, clog up the email servers of the RIAA heh Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "EroTech
- The Love Lump" uhm, err.. k, this prolly
isn't work safe.. but its screwed up, i can't believe something like
this exists. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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