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 "Excite
- David Lynch Urges $1 Billion for Meditation" I
still do not understand this guy, i've seen all his movies, read a few
of his screen plays, and he is one of the most bizarre people i've ever
read about. i would never have guessed that he's a big WORLD PEACE advocate. 
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| "BBCNews
- Hi-Tech Medi-Truck heads to Africa" wow lame,
you'd think they'd just use a modified hummer chassis, but yeah, the
russians know how to make vehicles. anyone remember WWII ? The T-Series
of tanks *drool* best tanks of that era; infact, now that i think about
it, if russia/soviet republic/whatever they're called now, would start
making military vehicles again for resale, they'd prolly be able to
build an empire again.
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| "CNN
- Microsoft to Cut Swastikas From Software"
lol, So if you guys need swastika fonts, you'll have to get a 3rd party
to make them, looks like MS is no longer supporting Christian Symbols
in their fonts.
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| "FoxNews
- Trendy Bracelets At the Heart of Sex Controversy"
ha! why was i not made aware of this game earlier? although, i havn't
seen many girls (if any) who actually still wear these jelly bracelets..
Wait, i did see a girl at a club with a bunch of black ones.. but she
was already married... hrmm...
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| "Ananova
- DJ's Mummified Remains Found in Nightclub" Wierd..
this sounds vaguely like a story written by uhm, TS Elliot? or was it
uhm. damnit, i forget.. But yeh, if yer drunk/high/djing, dont go wandering
around construction sites. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Albino
Blacksheep - Nice Bush" k the audio on this
is terrible. so turn yer speakers down. Sent in by: PunkMuppet
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| "Japan
Today - Robot Can Browse for Books In Library Via Internet"
Soon librarians will be an extinct species :) (i know i have a bunch
of librarians as readers, time to wait for flame mail ;) Sent in by: mkow
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| "RetardedFun
- Pizza Eater Matrix.gif" k, this is kinda
funny heh, i giggled when i first watched it, but it needs to be longer
or something.
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| "Cruiser
in Cement.jpg" *snicker*
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| "BladeZone
- Simpsons Characters in BladeRunner" heh,
simpsons action figures remodeled into bladerunner characters. Chew
rules!
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| "Ananova
- Woman 'Hasnt Slept for Eight Years'" durr.
whenever i cant sleep, i drink till i pass out.. maybe this girl should
take a page from my book, and become an alcoholic :) Sent in by: PunkMuppet
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| "The
Age - Singer's Husband on Assault Charge" hah,
looks like bobby brown is back at beating up whitney.. you'd think whitney
would leave his ass by now. but either she's too dumb, or she thinks
she cant do any better. Sent in by: Navyak
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| "Strindberg
and Helium.com" lol im not quite sure what
to say about these. but they're funny-wierd :) Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Wired
- Meet the Real Star of Lord of The Rings" heh
i always wondered how big these rendering clusters were, but i never
imagined that they would be THIS big. feer Sent in by: mkow
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| "Yahoo
- Groom Killed by Stripper's Boobs" rofl, i've
heard of this before, but i cant believe that the family of this guy
is trying to sue the stripper for wrongful death. I cant wait to see
the ruling that her 74DD boobs are deadly weapons :)
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| "BBCNews
- Origami Help for Tech Design" wow, and my
grade school discouraged us from making paper airplanes and origami,
i hope they learn, that i could have been an automotive engineer, if
i would have kept making airplanes in class... heh
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| "Wired
- These Squirrels Are Super Cool" Now this
is cool shizz (heh), taking the natural abilities of an arctic squirrel's
blood and trying to do some wierd dna manipulation to get this characteristic
in human blood. Now my question is.. how does their skin cells keep
from being destroyed when their internal temperature drops below 0?
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| "Slashdot
- Real Gun Pulled at Counter-Strike Tourny"
followup from the other day. Sent in by: PunkMuppet
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| "Yahoo
- Powell 'appoints' Soul Legend James Brown to New Diplomatic Post"
YES! Secretary of Soul! heh Only in america :) Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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| "Up
With Stuff .com" yet another one of these "everything
funny on the net, seen in one place" but this is actually pretty
good, its got some stuff that i havn't seen yet, i like the santa's
coming and French Lesbian pics are hilarious :) Sent in by: Brian C.
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| "NewYork
Post - City Targets Video Game" bah! Seriously...
GTA is so politically uncorrect (and so perfect), that you cant have
them change anything. otherwise it would lose its 'flow', but regardless;
GTA is one of the greatest games i've ever played. and if it had multiplayer
capabilities out of the box, i would probably still be playing it.
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| "Ananova
- Bungee Man Jumps Without Rope" lol, nothing
like having a 'small amount of alcohol', getting tanked off it, and
then making a complete ass out of yourself while nearly dying heh.
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| "Philly
News - Boxing-Glove Gang Attacks Pedestrians"
bhahah, how polite of these gang members to wear boxing gloves when
beating up random kids on the street. after all, having a black eye
for the holiday season would suck.
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| "GotFrag
- Gun Pulled on Gamer" What the hell?! I thought
this sorta thing only happened in Korea and China? Some people take
games far to seriously..
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| "Wierd
Flash Game" k, this prolly isn't worksafe,
but its all cartoon sex. no real boobs or wangs. But its arkanoid, cept
that the "blocks" are naked girls, and the "ball"
is a muscle bound midget heh. But yeh dunno what language this is. but
the SECOND option is play. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "StickFigure
Death - Shorts.swf" ROFL! this is awesome! Sent in by: PunkMuppet
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| "Unix
History Timeline" for geeks only heh Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "CapeCod
Times - IBM Claims Nanotech Breakthrough" whee,
now this is cool, we'll just have to see what IBM does with it; i've
never heard of anyone using light to cut stencils for circuitry though,
so this does sound fairly revolutionary.
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| "CNN
- eBay Removes Ad for Sale of Human Kidney"
heh, $85,000 for a kidney eh.. i have 2... i really only need 1... 85k
would buy me an awfully nice garage full of classic cars... hrmmmm..
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| "Penny-Arcade
- Animal Santa" ghah! Dog ate my nuts.. heh
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| "Ananova
- Professor Charged for Beastility Link" rofl,
talk about waving the "IM DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL" flag infront
of the police...
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| "Yahoo
- Vicar Distributes Porn Films By Mistake" hah!
i wish they did this in my bible school when i was younger, i'd have
been a hellova more interested in god ;) Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "MSNBC
- Oldest Known Male Fossil Bares All" fossilized
wangs, im glad our paelentologists are using computer simulators for
good purposes. and not making 3D dinosaur dicks... OH WAIT heh. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "b3ta
- Britney's Naked Cat-a-phone" rofl, k, not
work safe, and the music/sound is horrid, but its kinda funny with a
mild/low volume. heh Sent in by: nayvak
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| "CapeCod
Times - Study Probes Drinking, Brain Tissue Loss"
uh oh. looks like drinking is on the scientific 'down low' list now.
Man, i hate how science flip flops on things. First "Everyone should
have 3 glass of wine a week, to fight the risk of strokes..." now
its all "Drinking has no bearing on strokes... " I dont see
how we can trust scientists at all. they've been wrong before, and god
knows who's right on this one.. But i think im gonna go get drunk just
to see what i forget..
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| "Ananova
- Olympian Rats Challenge for Xtreme Honour" rofl,
SUPER RATS~ those pictures make the article, its like mighty mouse,
only he's a rat; and he's forced to run through some shitty maze, and
jump through hoops and shizz.
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| "Breaking
the Gigapixel Barrier" holy crap balls, a gigapixel....
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| "The
Brick Apple" Wooo more fun with my favourite
childhood toy, LEGO~
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| "Fensler
G.I.Joe Spoofs" k, some of these are dumb,
but they're still cool, cuz G.I.Joe rules~ Sent in by: Nimmitz
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| "JesusDressUp.com"
rofl, now in christmas theme.. the reindeer antlers are a nice touch
heh Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Command.com"
i dont get it. Sent in by: mkow
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| "CapeCod
Times - Autopsies, No Scalpel Required" heh
see, this is great and everythign, but how much does a normal autopsy
cost? 100$? all it is, is man hours, but these CT-MRI style autopsies
must cost Tens of Thousands. Now i can imagine that these style of autopsies
would yeild more information/data but, is it really required? if someone
is dead, and he has a knife in his back, chances are someone else put
the knife there; do we need anymore information then that?
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| "Cnet
News - AOL Unveils a 299$ PC Deal" Oh god..
Will someone please put AOL out of my misery?
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| "Wired
- Alien Sex! Bombs! Robots! Pathos!" Whoa~
i may have to watch this when it comes out.. since this clearly caters
to my demographic; Men who like sex, bombs, robots heh.
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| "CNN
- Parents Beat Daughter to Death With Umbrella Over Thanksgiving"
for the love of god. what is wrong with these people?
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| "CNN
- Richard Pryor Special: "I Ain't Dead Yet""
richard pryor rocks, i dont think there is a funnier man alive. he's
been hilarious since 'brewsters millions' and uhm that other movie where
he bought that house, and he had that crazy crossdresser drive his car
from conneticut to california or whatever.. anyway richard pryor rocks. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"ThinkGeek
- Airzooka Air Gun" rofl.
Airzooka is the 'fun gun' that blows a harmless ball of air towards any object, person (or animal!). The airball will travel up to thirty feet and beyond... I like how the intended targets are "humans or animals".. Sent in by: wolf-
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| "iFilm
- Home Base" rofl, k this may not be work safe
(swearing rules) but its hilarious! i've always wanted to do this heh. Sent in by: Xian
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