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 "HeraldTribune
- Stroke Victim Chewed on by Cats" bhahah,
awesome, talk about biting the hand that DOESNT feed you :) 
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| "1010
Wins - 21 Month Old Girl Gets Crushed at Holiday Party"
i know this isnt supposed to be funny. but i cant help but laugh.
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| "AftenPosten
- Rolling Pensioner Halted on Highway" Seriously,
when i get old enough that i need a wheelchair to get around, i hope
to take it on the highway, just to piss off all those young whippersnappers.
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| "Gizmodo
- The Tiny T-Cube" this is by far the coolest
thing i've seen all week. and i want one. See i was working on building
a whole portable drive (using pcmcia and CF cards) that i could boot
from, so i could have a portable desktop on any computer. but yeh, this
would be much cooler. Sent in by: Servo
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| "The
Register - Hitachi Readies Fuel Cell for PDA's"
OoOOoooOo new chemical battery cells interesting. atleast it'll be more
environmentally friendly then the current Lithium/Ion batts. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Ananova
- Bad Publicity Sends Hitler Win Sales Soaring" rofl,
hitler wine, i want some! Sent in by: PunkMuppet
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| "Albino
Blacksheep - Gollum Rap" rofl. Sent in by: mkow
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| "BBSpot
- EA Releases: Need for Speed - Backseat Driver"
It feels like its been forever since BBSpot wrote any funny articles,
but this one atleast makes me smile heh.
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| "CNN
- The 'Free' PC Makes a Comeback" ha! seriously,
i guess this is a good idea for peopel who cant afford a computer; but
im sure theres a way around 'feeding it' the ad cd's every month heh.
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| "Canada.com
- Australia Places Add in Calgary University Paper Looking for Sperm
Donors" WHAT?!!!! I'd give up a little jizz
for a free trip to aussieland. where do i sign?!
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| "SFGate
- Bakersfield Prostitute Strips Attacker and Takes Him to Police"
rofl, this big girl rules! Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "BBCNews
- Uranium Bug Has Power Potential" see, now
this is cool, a bacteria, that eats nuclear waste. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "IOL.co.za
- Latvian Most Drunk Man in The World" HOLY
CRAP! 7.2 Parts per million?! Yeh, that guy should be dead.... I remember
when i got drunk and i blew 1.2; i was so drunk; but this guys got me
beat. Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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| "Objective
- Creation Education - The Moon Testifies"
alright, i've read all the books, and watched all the CSE video's. unless
these guys have the original recording of the moon talking.. i'm just
gonna sit back, and call them crazy.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "The
Miami Herald - Haitains Protest Game at Wal-Mart"
lol, you dont see the germans protesting BF42, because its EXPECTED
that you will kill Germans in BF42, not implied.
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| "News.com.au
- Boy Hit by Train, Impaled on Branch" Whoa,
talk about unlucky, but seriously why would you be riding a bike near/on
railroad tracks? and how come darwin jr. didnt hear the train coming
(i dunno how many of you have seen a train, but they're big loud bastards..
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| "Ananova
- Man Turned up Drunk for Driving Test" LOL
that was the best idea ever. except the driving drunk for an hour to
get to the exam centre. but seriously. next time my license expires,
i should re-write the written test drunk. that would rule.
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| "Snopes
- Groom Sufficated by Breasts" Followup: to
the guy who got killed by boobs. I always did doubt it, but, looks like
snopes knows the true story. but this just goes to show you, never trust
the media Sent in by: Gownee
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| "LeatherOaks.com"
errr.. This is whacked... and old man, wearing Rubber/pvc/leather...
i dunno what could be wierder then that. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "TV
Guardian - Cuss Buster for TV and Videos" rofl.
Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "Stop
Kitty Porn.mpeg" k, this is probably not work
safe. and i've posted it before, its kinda disturbing. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Canoe.ca
- Real Cop Nabs Fake Fuzz" hahah! No shit!
i swear, like 7years ago, me and a buddy of mine were driving in his
240sx, on a rainy ass day, and to be a dick my friend hit a big puddle
and splashed a pedestrial on the sidewalk, i laughed cuz we were both
stupid kids at the time, anyway, right after that we got "pulled
over" by this fake cop, who didnt have anything to show for himself
besides a cheap plastic badge.. Now thinking back to it, we should have
called the cops and had this guy busted. but this story reaks of the
same hijinx.
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| "Excite
- Controversal NJ Hunt Ends with 328 Bears Killed"
K, i'm no PETA member or anything, but doesnt this seem a bit excessive?
couldn't they do like a Bear relocation plan or something? move all
these bears up north? or into the unpopulated areas of NJ ? or something?!
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| "MSNBC
- IBM to Export Programmer Jobs to Asia" Duh,
this outsourcing has been done for ages, its nothing new, its all because
IBM is struggling to stay competitive in the IT industry.
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| "ABCNews
- Ozzy Osbourne Stopped Breathing" Ozzy...
Brain Damaged.... ? Never... I'm honestly surprized that he can still
form a sentence after all the cocaine he's done in his time. Sent in by: Navyak
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| "CBCNews
- Paramedics Accused of Killing for Profit" Holy
crap, if this happened in canada, i'd drive out there, and kill these
paramedics myself... take a read... this is rediculous.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Division
two - One Child Dead, Three Wounded in Daycare Piracy Raid"
ROFL! i seriously hope this is a joke :) Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Age
of Consent.com" heh, this information can always
be handy, when hunting bunny's heh Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| Hey
kids, it has been brought to my attention that tonight on the CBC (i
think canada and buffalo, and michigan are the only ones to get that
channel), but yeh, the hilarious show 'Chilly Beach' has its Xmas episode
on tonight at 5:30pm, with *drumroll* Leslie Neilsen (duh, he's a canuck,
and he's been in every funny movie ever made) as Santa, so its bound
to be hilarious! Check it out. (Thanks for the heads up Matt) .cre |
| "Wired
- Keeping Cows Safe from Terrorism" talk about
a waste of money, why should the government be involved in protecting
the cash crops of an independant business? I dont see the government
putting National Guard soldiers infront of banks to protect the US Commerce,
why should they post armed guards on beef farms? What happened to the
'Cost of Doing Business', if there is a problem, the independant businesses
should be acting on it now, paying for their own security, and insuring
asset (cows) they may lose.
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| "Infoworld
- Lindows.com Ordered to Drop Lindows Name"
OooOoo The Fins and Swedes are passing judgement to MS. OooOOoo Who's
scared? and since when was the .se and .fi in charge of the internet?
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| "Cnet
- Canada Deems P2P Downloading Legal" lol,
i love these rules, "Downloading is legal, Uploading is not!"
this has to be the dumbest thing i've ever heard. but whatever, Private
P2P networks all the way!
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| "Ananova
- Saddam's First Words Revealed" lol, k, im
gonna try NOT to dwell on this whole saddam thing, but does anyone else
find it funny, that the whole reason for invading iraq, was to stop
them from using/building WMD, yet, the first questions they plan on
asking Saddam, are about his secret military's plan(s), and THEN about
the location of his WMD.. ah well, needless to say, He's screwed either
way..
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| "HappyPill
.swf" hehe i think i posted this one ages ago,
but its still pretty cool, its like arkanoid and dr.mario mixed together Sent in by: brill
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| "Reuters
- SCO Said Site was Hacked" lol SCO sux. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Underground
Noize - Back Masking" bhah! clearly backstreet
boys rule, if only they're write they're songs backwards, i'd prolly
listen to them heh Sent in by: PunkMuppet
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| "FoxNews
- Smithsonian Wrongs the Wrights.. Again" if
history is so wrong, why is this still being taught in schools?
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| "Ananova
- Beekeepers Insist Honey is Natural Viagra"
k, im completely tired of hearing about viagra.. yeh sure its a great
invention... ive never had to use it myself... but all these articles/commercials
about erectile disfunction are starting to become the next "female
hygiene" craze. I swear, you shouldn't have to market stuff like
this. anyway i think im gonna go curl up in a corner and shake myself
to sleep.
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| "MSNBC
- Video Game to Change Offensive Dialogue"
Followup: too bad they've already sold like 7million copies heh..
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"BBCNews
- Apple's Panther Bares its Teeth" lol and
i quote
"OSX is based now on pure solid Unix," said Leonard Shostak, of L&D Computer Consulting, "a really old, tried and tested operating system that is accepted by most major corporations, especially financial institutions."There is no such thing as Pure Unix anymore, especially when it comes to the BSD's
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| "In
the Washroom" i dont get it. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "National
Review - Milky Way Days" hrmm.. sounds like
someone is trying to build a startrek like exploration program.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "KATV
- Father and Son Drown in Eudora" *snicker*
k, these idiots win. First.. they're trying to drown their pitbull because
it 'wont fight anymore' (idiots), then the son goes in with the dog,
and drowns (idiots), then the father goes in to save the son, and he
drowns (idiots). Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Economist
- The Worlds Expanding Waistline" k, seriously,
ordering 2 Bacon Big Mac's, with Large fries, and a Diet Soda should
not be the "slimming" meal in anyone's hungry days. But yeah,
this is why i think that a the US health system is still private; but
then again, i've seen tons of fat ass canadians too.. so im split on
this one..
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| "Ananova
- 900Person Sex Orgy Trial Opens in China"
uhm 400guys and 500 girls.... thats not a high enough ratio for me..
cuz you know if you turned around to fast, you'd prolly smack some guy
in the face with yer wang :(
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| "BBCNews
- Bush Warns 'Oil Overcharge' Firm" lololol,
Really, a company once run by Cheney is screwing money out of the US
Government he now works for? is anyone else NOT surprized? I wonder
what kinda kick backs Cheney is getting. Seriously. The US government
is becoming one big circle jerk; once someone gets "elected"
(notice the quotes), all his best friends and relatives get all the
contracts; and then the contracts go over budget by millions and millions,
and no one is held accountable (cept this time, bush is crying "gimme
my money back").
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| "WKRG.com
- Hole Punch Cloud Photos" wierd.
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| "NewScientist
- Light 'Frozen' in its Tracks" woooo neato! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "The
Opte Project" followup, more on mapping the
internet Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Ipods
Dirty Secret.com" lol apple sucks... Sent in by: mkow
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