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today is new years eve..... its funny how it creeps up on you..cre  
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| "CapeCodTimes
- U.S. Loses 90 Percent of Beef Exports" heh,
im waiting for the U.S. to declare a "WAR ON MAD COW!" and
then invade some cow bearing nation (like canada) heh.
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| "BBCNews
- Aid Teams Reach Iran Quake Zone" man, if
i ran a country who couldn't save its own people from a terrible earthquake,
i wouldnt be choosing who would help me and my people. "HAY WE
NEED HELP OVER HERE, BUT NOT FROM THOSE JEWS!".. seriously, if
i was the US, i'd say "we'll help ya, but only if the israeli's
can help too". just to see what would happen.. Honestly, these
race/religious wars have gotta stop; they bore me to death.. but does
anyone else find it funny, that the worst hit city is called "BAM"
heh *BAM!*
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| "Space
- Top 10 Astronomy Images of 2003" woo woo!
number 4 is the coolest.
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| "Wired
- Scientists Hunt for Missing Mars Probe" man
thats gotta suck, so.. the odds of finding life on mars is 100/1, well
its looking a hellova lot slimmer then that now :)
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| "CNN
- Suspect in Pregnant Woman's Slaying Jailed" uuh
What?! what is wrong with you people... Sent in by: mkow
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| "WorldNetDailly
- Funniest Stories of 2003" OMG YES YES YES!
read this now, i posted most of them over the year idividually, but
it looks like i missed a couple heh Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "The
Bibles - Tijuana Style" rofl, i never knew
tijuana bibles looked like these, K, this is probably not work safe,
since it has cartoon nudity and sexual references, but the scans are
funny heh Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Canada.com
- Farmer Loses Arm in Tractor Accident, Collects Severed Limb, Drives
for Help" i always pride myself, on thinking
that im pretty tough, but these guys who lose arms, and legs, and then
drive themselves to the hospital/towards help, are total badasses, i
can easily respect this farmer guy, even though they didnt put his arm
back on, he'll have a hellova story to tell all the farm girls when
he gets back home.
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"CNN
- Wild Reindeer Numbers are Dropping" hrmm
notice, that CNN Cant Spell. Conservationists warned that the threat to reindeer could extend beyond Norway to Canada, Greeland, Russia and the United States.Where is this 'greeland' ?
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| "MSNBC
- U.S. Blurs Aerial Shots of Washington" wow,
the U.S. Trying to control all commercial spy satellites. interesting,
i think they're taking this whole "THE WORLD HATES US" perspective
to a new degree; yes, everyone out there hates you, but its because
you are all a bunch of assholes (except all of my american friends,
you guys are cool, oh and most of my american readers, you are are cool
too, except you guys who constantly write me flame mails complaining
about my poor grammar and spelling.. HELLO IM DRUNK WHENEVER IM NOT
WORKING!). speaking of which, i need a drink.
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| "WFTV
- Woman Impaled While Trying to Hop Fence"
hrmm. woman is found impaled on neighbours fence, and then neighbour
finds house robbed.. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
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| "The
Star - Copyright Body May Slap Levy on Digital Music Players"
heh, if they put a tax on mp3 players, whats stopping them from putting
a tax on dvd players? or vcrs? or discmans? this is total bullshit. Sent in by: mkow
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| "News
With View.com - Why You Should Avoid Taking Vaccines"
hrmm interesting article about vaccinations and disease, dunno how legit
it is heh. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Albino
Blacksheep - Crab vs. Pipe" heh i post this
every year, and the description just gets better and better. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "iAfrica
- Youth Raped, Welcomed to the world of Aids" What
the fuck is wrong with these africans.... seriously, i have a friend
over there now, i should tell her to buy a gun, and a bulletproof vest.
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| "Ananova
- Man Saved By 'Bulletproof' Driving Gloves" Wow,
talk about being lucky, but i bet the glove company hires this guy to
promote their new 'Bulletproof Glove Line' heh.
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| "CNN
- FCC Issues First 'Do Not Call' Warning to CPM Funding" wow,
looks like the Do Not Call Registry may actually be working; now it
doesnt bother me, cuz i know how to play the game, i dont have a home
phone number, just a cell phone, that i have set to ring once, with
caller id. if someone calls and i dont recognize the number, i just
put the phone down, and check the msg when i feel like it. and thats
how i beat telemarketers.
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| "Gizmodo:
Snow Globe Mouse" bhah! just incase you ever
needed a festive mouse :)
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| "FastCompany.com
- The Wal-mart You Didn't Know" seriously,
read this. read it twice... See what these megacorporations are doing
to your jobs, hell, see what they're doing to my job. Sometimes Lower
prices come with a high cost. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Impress.co.jp
Sony Robot Dance Pics" now unfortunatly my
japanese is very rough. but the pictures are awesome! although i'd love
to see some mpegs of this little dancing anal probe; its so funny to
look at it in the stills, i know i'd be holding my sides if i could
see him moving around heh Sent in by: mkow
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| "Canada
- A Church Topped with Pot..." and who says
the clergy only like boys.. Some of these canucks clearly like the mary-jane
too
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| "eBay
- Have Your Hands Full of Boobs All Year" oh
god. the boob mouse. Who thought of this one?
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| "EDP24
- Shredder Death Investigations Continue" Yikes,
nothing like getting caught in a paper shredder, and having your son
witness the whole thing.. That kid is gonna be screwed up for life.
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| "Ananova
- Man Cleared After Calling Policeman 'Asshole'"
lol! awesome, apparently 'asshole' isn't an insult in norway, i wonder
if it is in canada heh; but yeh, im glad the whole planet isnt wrapped
up in this polite politically correct crap, if someone is being an asshole,
i want the freedom to tell them that. i dont want to have to politely
refer to them as the "pigmented hole located in the centre of ones
buttocks".
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| "Cat
Fight Alley .com" heh, see, watching 2 hot
chicks pull at each others clothing is hot. but watching these testosterone
injected ladyninja's fight just doesnt do much for me. especially since
they'd be wearing kickboxing gloves, which means no shirt grabbing,
or hair grabbin. Sent in by: mkow
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| "ChannelCincinatti
- 13-year-old Indiana Girl Faces DUI Arrest"
rofl. somones gonna be grounded when mom and dad get home *snicker* Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "GameTrailers
- Donkey Konga" k this requires quicktime,
but.. durrrrrrrrrrrr. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Newgrounds
- Club Advice" HOLY CHRIST THIS IS HILARIOUS!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WATCH THIS.. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. BEST SQUIRREL
EVER.
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| "Wired
- Nuclear Fusion Plant: But Where?" See, this
falls into the "OH YES! WE NEED THAT... BUT DONT PUT IT IN MY BACKYARD!"
heh, Nuclear Fusion reactors would be the greatest thing ever made.
but seriously though, Thermonuclear reactors.... if something goes wrong,
they'll go boom really quickly, and it wont just be a cherynobel "boom",
it'll be a 100x bigger then hiroshima "BOOM".
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| "Ananova
- Odds on Finding Martians Slashed 100/1" uh
yeh, anyone who's been to a casino knows that Odds dont mean shit if
the house holds all the cards. These guys are making bets when they
dont own the game; mars holds all the cards on this one. but honestly,
i hope they do find martians, then they come down here, and start smacking
us around, for being complete morons.. Then, we can bust out William
Shatner, and he can battle their gladiator alien for the freedom of
earth, and a green chick.. now that'd be cool.
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| "Yahoo
- Mauled by Dancer" rofl
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| "NOAA
- Mishap" ha! Check out here
first, then click here,
its hilarious. Thanks for double checking my urls furious. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Shirky
- The RIAA Succeeds Where Cypherpunks Failed"
wooo Secure Phones. what a wicked idea, its like a p2p audio network Sent in by: mkow
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| "TwelveStone
- Monitor Defect - Need help" hah! and this
is why i dont have cats. they'd be all over my computer. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "iAfrica
- Ranger, Leopard in Fatal Showdown" wow, thats
some quick thinking by that ranger. but i guess if i knew that a leopard
that had to be put down cuz its jaw was broken, was coming at me, i'd
prolly stuff my arm into its mouth too (since you would assume it wouldn't
be able to bite properly due to the broken jaw). but yeh, i have full
respect for these people who have to deal with wild animals on a daily
basis, cuz afterall, they're ANIMALS; they can attack, eat, kill you
without much notice.
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| "Boston
- In Our Image - Specially Bred Rodents in Demand as US Obesity Research
Booms" Holy crap imagine a 2.5lbs rat.. Thats
like the size of a 2-3 guinea pigs. unbelievable. but yeah, using obese
mice to study obesity in humans is an interesting idea. |
| "My
Shutter.com - Where is the Rake" rofl this
is awesome
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| "The
12 STI's of Christmas" awesome! why didnt anyone
show me this before xmas? :)
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| "Leprachaun
Christmas List" *snicker* Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Yahoo
- Desperate Diners Attack Trapped Fat Lady with Plastic Forks"
rofl, k, yer 650lbs... maybe you should stop eating..... but seriously
read this article its almost surreal :) Sent in by: PunkMuppet
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| HAY
DOODS MARRY CRISMAS EVARY WON! .cre
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| "http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/"
i dont get it.
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| "eBay
- Go On A Date with an Arkansas Stud" i dont
know what to say, this guy hardly meets my "Stud" qualifications.
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| "Ananova
- Cologne Introduces Sex Tax" What?! Sex tax...
thank god i dont live Germany, not that i'd goto a Brothel or an Exotic
Sauna, that whole paying for sex thing is still far to foreign for me.
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| "Cthulhu
Chick Tract" more cthulhu fun :) Sent in by: Brill
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| "Aryan
UFOs and Antarctic Bases" hah! i love these
conspiracy links, especially when they involve the German WWII SS and
artic missile bases heh. take a read. they tie alotta storys together
in this one. but when they do that, you know its fake heh Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Guardian
- Goodbye Sunshine" errr, a "global dimming"
i've never heard of this before. it reaks of complete bullshit, take
a read. if radiation/light has dropped 3-20% in parts of the world,
in the last 50 years, we'd be hearing about it every day. Sent in by: mkow
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| heh
alright, its xmas eve, and i have like no xmas shopping done... i think
im in trouble heh .cre
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| "Its
my Future....jpg" rofl. thats like saying "Its
my future... Fun can wait". These silly christians.. when will
they learn.
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| "Wired
- Flying Saucer May Yet Take Flight" Yup, this
reaks of 1950's b-movie props, but still super cool in my books.
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| "The
Sneeze - Steve, Don't Eat it! Vol. 3" rofl,
These never cease to entertain. take a read and check out the older
"Steve, Don't Eat!" Volumes, they're equally as good heh.
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| "Toren
Van Beren" ha! this is the coolest thing ever!
move yer mouse over the pink bears, if i was high, i could play with
this for hours. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Idiot
Son of an Asshole.swf" did i post this already?
its still funny anyway heh Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "StockPoint
- 1700 US Soldiers Quit Iraq" well, if theres
one country that knows about 'giving up', it'd be france. so i dunno
how authentic this article is heh. Sent in by: mkow
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| "ABCNews
- Man Calls Cops to Report Cannabis Theft"
*snicker* Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| ugh,
so sleepy.. need more sleep or alcohol .cre
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| "AZCentral
- Human Pinata Dies in Effort to Avoid Blow"
rofl, this guy is well on his way to the darwin awards.
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| "Ananova
- Doctor Accused of Oral Sex Attack During Examination"
WHAT?! Holy crap if this was me. i prolly would have beaten him to death
with whatever i could find in the exam room. But seriously.. Whats with
all the sicko doctors nowadays...
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| "CapeCodTimes
- U.S. Teenagers Cutting Back on Drug Use"
heh, yeh so heavy drugs are on the downlow, but alcohol consumption
is still going strong, thats what i like to see; but also notice, they
leave the part about the 'Inhalants use on the rise" for the lower
part of the article heh. Honestly i think inhalants are more dangerous
then LSD or Cocaine, since you can buy a can of spray adhesive, spray
it into a paper bag, and get high (also roast yer brain) for a hellova
lot cheaper then an 8ball of coke.
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| "Ugly
Christmas Lights.com" bhahahha best site ever!
endless comedic value within. Sent in by: Sawneemah
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| "One
- Online NES Emulator" AWESOME! heres something
im gonna be playing all day at work. ruled! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Find
Those Weapons.com" rofl. how unamerican :) Sent in by: mkow
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| holy
crap, late for work. gotta run. .cre
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| "Cape
Cod Times- Revised WTC Freedom Tower Design Unveiled" God..
Dont get me wrong, i think that their should be a memorial erected on
the WTC Site.. But calling it a Freedom Tower.. God.. I'm totally bored
by the over use of the term "Freedom" nowadays by the US.
everything that had anything to do with 9/11 or anything American that
had a foreign name, has been re-coined to "Freedom *".
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| "CNet
- Sony Sends Humanoid Robot Out for a Run" see
this would be totally cool, if there was a real consumer need for a
dancing robot; unless they're planning on strapping guns to these things,
and dropping them behind enemy lines in iraq or whatever. Have them
confuse iraqi troops by dancing, then whip out the mini gatling guns,
and start poppin' off rounds.
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| "Canada
- Cameras Detect Possible Ghostly Presence at Britain's Hamptons Court
Palace" Whoa! talk about getting a good picture.
i dont think that could possibly get any better. although, its so good,
that it reaks of a hoax :(
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| "IndyMedia.org
- Confused Bush.mpeg" lol i love his answer,
he clearly must have been drunk, or awake for 48hours or something,
he's totally off the ball on this one Sent in by: Brill
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| "Reverse
Speech.com" ghahaha, i love all the "learn
to speak directly with the minds of others" type of companies,
especially when they have "technology" to sell. Sent in by: PunkMuppet
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| "VNUNet
- Mafia Muscles In on Spam and Viruses" lol
russian mafia taking on the world, awesome! i saw a special on Italy
the other day, and how its practically run by the russian mob, i was
like "Whoa! who says russian is a nation thats crumbling, it appears
that they're still taking over other countries, at a faster rate then
the US heh". Sent in by: mkow
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