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if you guys can see this, then the auto updater is working, heh..cre  
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| "Ananova
- Women 'Asked to be Smacked Around' - Judge Says"
YES! this is so true, i had a girlfriend once, ask me to hit her, but
i knew better (since no girl wants to get hit by a guy, unless she's
some freaky fetish chicky). but regardless thats just not me; but this
judge was writing his own resignation with some of the things he said.
Take a read, its funny.
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| "Morphases
- More Faces" Whoa! check this out, it gen'd
a completely random face, but it looks just like an old friend of mine..
wierd...
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| "Silicon
Valley - Astronomoers Find Biggest Star Yet"
alright, all of us astronomy homos will find this cool, I think it super
neat, simply cuz something of this size is nearly unfathomable for me,
unless i see a scale drawing or diagram or something heh.. but yeh,
Thats pretty damn big.
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| "Mini-ITX
- Windows XP Box" nice! see, now this is what
i like to see, someone making a joke with a computer case.. everyone
calls their computers "boxes" now (i'm so kewl, i was calling
my computer a 'box' like 10years ago). but yeh i like how he made a
REDHAT box too, so he could dual boot :) Sent in by: Dromio
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| "Coyote
Eating Rodent.jpg" heh, dunno if its real or
fake, but its a really good pic either way. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Game
Console Skins.com" why is there an industry
for this kinda stuff? Sent in by: Papercut
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| Alright,
if all is going as planned, i should be on my way to the MotorCity ('troit
yo, for the NAIAS 2004) by the time you read this, so im setting up
my auto updater (hopefully it works, i think i have all the kinks worked
out of it, even though i say that everytime i leave; and it always breaks
heh). stay tuned, i'll post pics if the hotel we're staying as has intarweb
access. .creator
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| "Ananova
- Big Apple Renaemes Pit Bulls 'New Yorkies'"
I'm surprized they didnt call them the "FREEDOM TERRIERS".
Honestly, whats with America renaming everything, what was wrong with
the term "Pitbull"? Just cuz something associated with a name
has a bad-rep, doesnt mean you should rename it.. Whats next, is the
US gonna rename the IRAQI's (i can feel the flood of hatemail coming
on with that statement...).
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| "AftenPosten
- Teenage Girls Sell Sex Via Internet" lol
"We'll do anything. Well, anything except anal.." i guess
even young girls have to have standards :) but seriously, when i was
16, i was getting drunk and high, and working 10hour days, while being
at school full time (those were the days). when do these girls have
time for selling sex?
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| "Netscape
- Prostitutes Sue Pimps in Landmark Case" k,
forget the bulk of this article; and read the part about "Coffee
Delivering Hookers"; that is by far the best idea i've ever heard..
If i could have a stripper deliver a cup of Tim Hortons coffee, i'd
be in heaven.
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| "eBaumsWorld
- What Celebrities Really Look Like" i'm sure
i've posted this before, but it is truely scary what several hours of
airbrushing and/or make-up can do for someone. Sent in by: Nitro
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| "Rinkworks
- Accident Reports" *snicker* have i posted
this before? it seems vaguely familar, but i'm not sure if it ever made
it to post. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Cheesus
Industries" ROFL! YES! BEHOLD CHEESUS! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| Hey
all, looks like i'm looking for work (my contract ends soon), so if
anyone out there knows of any IT/Tech/Admin jobs out there in the GTA
area, send me an email. .cre
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| "Cleaner.mov"
lol Meth~
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| "WorthPlaying
- Sim2" durrr, does anyone else find The Sims*
series of games to be fairly disturbing? I do, and it scares me as to
how many people play it and live by it. Like check out the screenshots,
with the kid watching the mom in the bathtub.. thats not a good idea....
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| "Yahoo
Personals - I_Am_Pumpkin_Tits" sorry this isn't
very funny, but the title makes me laugh all day. But bisexual underage
girls rule.
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| "Clinton
Tears - the Ron Brown Funeral" bhahaha busted. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Ninja
Turtles - Konami.mpg" Whoa~ this is the coolest
TMNT game i've ever seen, i may have to buy that for my PS2~ Sent in by: SousHomme
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| "StarMagazine
- Its Raining Golf Balls on O.J." rofl, what
an awesome prank. kinda expensive though, unless you own a helicopter
and a golf ball factory. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "Nettavisen
- Mother Placed Her Baby in a Warm Oven" For
the love of wooden shoes, what is wrong with these swedes...
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| "MSNBC
- Apple Users Threaten Quality Control Suits" apple
sux, seriously, they make products (ibook, ipod, etc) with inheirant
problems; and then only offer a short waranty on the crappy part, so
when said parts fail, guess what, you gotta pay tons of cash to get
it fixed. Hey Apple how about you screw your loyal fans some more? See
this is what i dont get.. Apple fans will sleep outside a conference
hall for days to hear steve jobs speak, WinTel monkeys wont wait 45mins
to hear anyone from Intel or MS speak; if theres a line, they'll just
go home. Yet Apple fans keep lining up to get screwed in the preverbial
ass. I just dont get it.
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| "NewYork
Post - Vagina Bomb" Durr. i dunno what it is..
but the term Vagina Bomb has to be the funniest thing i've ever heard.
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| "Ananova
- Ukranian Couple Named Child Jesus Christ"
rofl. i'm surprized someone didnt think of it before this couple did.
clearly this kid is gonna rule. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Division
of Community of Corrections" k, does anyone
else find it strangely odd that this guy is smiling in EVERY picture? Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "FutureShop
- HOT HOT DEALS!" and this is why futureshop
sucks. THANKS FOR THE WHOLE 1 CENT OFF GUYS. GET'EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT. Sent in by: Nitro
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| "New
York Post - Seven" Alright. Gamers. Read this.
It will make you sick; Comparing video games to Child molestation, and
saying that video games are far worse. Correct me if im wrong, but giving
children an outlet for frustration can lead them to be well rounded
members of the community. Whereas Child Molestation can only lead to....
Child destruction. Especially when they talk about this magical 10,000:1
ratio. Clearly the GTA series is far worse then the molestation of 10,000
children. Tell me this; What would you rather have? 5million copies
of a fairly violent video game (RATED MATURE, kids cant buy this stuff
- but i like how this gimp says that the Mature17 Rating means nothing.
Since that immediatly takes the blame off the gaming establishments
who sell games to under age kids, and the Parents, who leave their kids
unsupervised); or the molestation and subsequent rape of 70,000 children
(michael jackson was charged with the molestation/rape of 7 children,
just to keep the ratio's even). All i can say is; You can buy a 13"
buck knife, designed to be so sharp, that you can scale a fish with
it; on its own, its just a simple stainless steel tool, put that tool
into the hands of a socially deranged or psychotic mind, it becomes
a deadly weapon. Grand Theft Auto; on its own it does no harm; but put
in the the hands of some stupid kids and you could get the same results
as the buck knife. I dont even know why the media even tries anymore;
Smart people know that you can't trust them, i guess they're praying
on the headline whores who believe that the McDonalds diet menu will
cause them to lose weight, and that the fat ass sally struthers is really
trying to help all those starving children in nofoodistan. Believe what
you want, but dont take this crap the media is spoon feeding as gospel.
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| "Ananova
- Burglar Leaves Stinker of a Clue" ha! now
this is a first, you'd think that a burglar would plan far enough ahead
so that he (or she), wouldnt have to take a crap during a heist. but
my question is. how do you steal ~85,000 usd in computer's from a paper
plant in one night? think about that..
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| "Ill
Will Press - Suggestion Box" hahahahah. awesome.
i love foamy, he's so cool.
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| "eBay
- Disneyland Paris Big Thunder Mountain Sign"
this is so awesome. look at that sign.. No dancing on the coaster cars.
awesome! but i also think it'd be hilarious if it was nailed to a church
pew, you know, no dancing on the church pew..
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| "Yahoo
- I'd Feed Crocodile, Hold Son Again" lol,
the croc hunta' rulz Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "ebaumsworld
- Big Balls.mpg" yet again, something i post
every year, this ones prolly NOT WORK SAFE. heh Sent in by: mkow
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| "Canada.com
- Language Sticklers Sick of New Words: bling-bling, punked, metrosexual"
i agree, the bastardization of the english language is seriously getting
out of hand, in use on the internet and on the streets. I grow serious
tired of "R U THERE" and "O I C" (eventhough i do
it myself, mockingly). If your children start speaking like this, or
you see someone you know typing like that, smack them; and tell them
you will keep smacking them till they stop
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| "Aftenposten
- Women Fans of Internet Porn" Duh, i know
more chicks who will admit to liking pr0n then guys.
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| "Ananova
- Football Fan Banned for Penis Stunt" Rofl.
awesome picture.
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| "eBay
- StarWars AT-ST Walker 1:2 Replica" yup, looks
like poland grows starwars nerds too.
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| "TV
Theme Lyrics" OMG the original lyrics to the
G.I.Joe Song and Tour of Duty in the same place. wicked, theres so much
stuff in here. take a stroll down memory lane. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "HondaForum
- Snow Car" oh man, i wish they'd have taken
more pics, that rules so much. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Reuters
- Rambus Shares Up, on Report of Micron Plea Deal"
blah blah blah Rambus blah blah blah SCO blah blah blah blah IBM. i
thought this Rambus crap was over already... Sent in by: mkow
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| "AutoWeek
- J-Bird" jesus. what was ford thinking....
I'm glad someone lost their job over this.
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| "Ananova
- Granny Has Coronary on Plane Full of Cardiologists"
ha! and i was expecting this article to say how she died, cuz all the
doctors were afraid of malpractice lawsuits. Color me surprized; they
actually helped her, and saved her life.
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| "Honda-Tech
- Does Carbon Fiber Rust?" bhaha! what is wrong
with todays youth.. do they not know anything?
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| "CNN
- Earth Orbit Slows No More, Baffling Scientists" Whoa!
leap seconds.. i didnt know they were doing that. but its also interesting
that the earth's rotational velocity has equalized. Cool. Sent in by: mkow
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| "eBay
- Decommissioned Aircraft Carrier" heh, this
is gonna get pulled. catch it while you can. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "WorldNetDaily
- Gadhafi Armed Al-Qaida With Bio-Chem Weapons"
F A N T A S T I C. i wonder if the US will followup by invading Libia. Sent in by: Wolf-
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