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 "Ananova
- Snake Bit Thiefs Scrotum" heh, this is why
you dont conseal stolen snakes in your pants.... 
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| "SciFi.com
- Mad Mad House" Worst idea ever.
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| "AftenPosten
- U.S. Loses its Tourism Allure" Looks like
the Homeland Security Policies are hurting the whole "USA TOURIST
HOTSPOT OF THE WORLD". But no, i do agree, having an armed guard
on flights works as a double edged sword, its a good idea, cuz it makes
sure that there is some sort of security in the air; but its bad, cuz
the air security is in rough enough shape, that they *have* to put an
armed guard on planes..
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| "BBCNews
- Concern Over Deodorant Chemicals" intersting.
i always knew that the chemicals in deodorants were bad for you, but
i never knew that they can aid in the production of breast cancer. but
seriously though, anything that contains aluminum cant be healthy for
applying to high pore concentrated areas.
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| "BBSpot
- Spammers Using Mars Rover as Relay" *snicker*
wow, is it possible that BBSpot is actually writing funny articles again?
thats like 2 in a row.. Sent in by: Xian
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| "Yahoo
- Infrared Temperature Check" why does this
look like something out of Tianamin Square? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Fredykphox" this is mildly disturbing. im
not quite sure what to make of this guy.. Sent in by: Nitro
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| Alright,
most of the booze has drained from my head. here are the pics from my
trip. Click
here. i had to drop the res, since i think i took most of those
at 2250x1500 or something. .creator
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| "JerkCity
- Pay Attention to Me" lol, seriously, jerkcity
is hilarious.. i swear!
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| "Canada.com
- Newest Graduate of US - Trained Iraqi Defence Force is Saddam Hussein,
21" wow, if i was named Saddam Hussein, and
i was in Iraq, i'd change my name.....
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| "Washington
Times - Murder Rates Drop in 2003" Seriously.
Who needs gun control? N.America doesnt.
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| "eBayMotors
- Pontiac Sunfire" WHAT A DEAL! too bad i missed
the auction... Sent in by: Nitro
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| "The
Covers Project" an online database of Songs
that have been Covered by other artists. Not a shabby idea, too bad
the DB isn't bigger, since i know like a million more covers that arnt
listed. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CrapHound
- Nerf Blast Arena Disclaimer" lol, seriously,
check out the disclaimer on the right hand side (near the top). awesome!
Cuz you know, Nerf has to cover its ass, incase the internet just disappears. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| Holy
crap. i have some serious stories, but i dont think anyone would believe
them. I'll pick a few, and post them later along with the pics. now
i must recover.. ugh, .cre
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| "RockStarGames
- Drums" this so rules.
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| "TAL.org
- Misc Pics." heh, theres a bunch here i havn't
seen before. check'em out. also see this
one heh
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| "Pussy.swf"
k, not work safe, and turn your speakers down.. Pacman noises are :KEWL:
heh
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| "ACS
Interactive - Boobs.swf" k, not work safe,
but these are a great set of boobs. Sent in by: Xian
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| "Ananova
- Drug Allergy Victim's Skin Loss Horror" yup,
i have a similar problem, cept its a reaction to food. the skin around
my lips and mouth whenever i eat peppers or tomatoes. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Legislative
Assembly of Ontario - Bills" hah! dwarf tossing
bhah! Sent in by: mkow
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|
| "eBay
- Mini Statue of You, Friends, Family, or Pet"
heh, its amazing what people will do for money.
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| "Wired
- Bush Grab New Power for FBI" Hi, United States
of America Citizens, Meet Big Brother.
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| "CNN
- Hundreds Report Seeing Fireballs Fall from the Sky, in Spain"
THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!
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| "Excite
- Worlds Longest Snake Comes up Short" 21 feet
is pretty long for a snake, but theres been super long snakes in the
congo river that have washed up (dead) that have been over 130ft, now
they've been anaconda's, but still, a 21ft long snake is pretty big
:)
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| "Guardian
- Britons Will Need Visas To Travel to US"
Yup, looks like US is imposing big brother onto those who wanna enter
the US. and i dunno if i like the idea of a Biometric Passport... Sent in by: Papercut
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| "Dudeinabox.com"
durrr, i dont get it. Sent in by: Nitro
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| "BlueBoxToys
- WWII Panzer Rifleman" holy crap, check out
the detail on these. its like uh as good, if not better then Mcfarlane
toys.. I'm impressed. Sent in by: Sain
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| Wheee,
if you guys can see this, then the auto updater is working, heh. .cre
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| "Ananova
- Women 'Asked to be Smacked Around' - Judge Says"
YES! this is so true, i had a girlfriend once, ask me to hit her, but
i knew better (since no girl wants to get hit by a guy, unless she's
some freaky fetish chicky). but regardless thats just not me; but this
judge was writing his own resignation with some of the things he said.
Take a read, its funny.
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| "Morphases
- More Faces" Whoa! check this out, it gen'd
a completely random face, but it looks just like an old friend of mine..
wierd...
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| "Silicon
Valley - Astronomoers Find Biggest Star Yet"
alright, all of us astronomy homos will find this cool, I think it super
neat, simply cuz something of this size is nearly unfathomable for me,
unless i see a scale drawing or diagram or something heh.. but yeh,
Thats pretty damn big.
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| "Mini-ITX
- Windows XP Box" nice! see, now this is what
i like to see, someone making a joke with a computer case.. everyone
calls their computers "boxes" now (i'm so kewl, i was calling
my computer a 'box' like 10years ago). but yeh i like how he made a
REDHAT box too, so he could dual boot :) Sent in by: Dromio
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| "Coyote
Eating Rodent.jpg" heh, dunno if its real or
fake, but its a really good pic either way. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Game
Console Skins.com" why is there an industry
for this kinda stuff? Sent in by: Papercut
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|
| Alright,
if all is going as planned, i should be on my way to the MotorCity ('troit
yo, for the NAIAS 2004) by the time you read this, so im setting up
my auto updater (hopefully it works, i think i have all the kinks worked
out of it, even though i say that everytime i leave; and it always breaks
heh). stay tuned, i'll post pics if the hotel we're staying as has intarweb
access. .creator
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| "Ananova
- Big Apple Renaemes Pit Bulls 'New Yorkies'"
I'm surprized they didnt call them the "FREEDOM TERRIERS".
Honestly, whats with America renaming everything, what was wrong with
the term "Pitbull"? Just cuz something associated with a name
has a bad-rep, doesnt mean you should rename it.. Whats next, is the
US gonna rename the IRAQI's (i can feel the flood of hatemail coming
on with that statement...).
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| "AftenPosten
- Teenage Girls Sell Sex Via Internet" lol
"We'll do anything. Well, anything except anal.." i guess
even young girls have to have standards :) but seriously, when i was
16, i was getting drunk and high, and working 10hour days, while being
at school full time (those were the days). when do these girls have
time for selling sex?
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| "Netscape
- Prostitutes Sue Pimps in Landmark Case" k,
forget the bulk of this article; and read the part about "Coffee
Delivering Hookers"; that is by far the best idea i've ever heard..
If i could have a stripper deliver a cup of Tim Hortons coffee, i'd
be in heaven.
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| "eBaumsWorld
- What Celebrities Really Look Like" i'm sure
i've posted this before, but it is truely scary what several hours of
airbrushing and/or make-up can do for someone. Sent in by: Nitro
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| "Rinkworks
- Accident Reports" *snicker* have i posted
this before? it seems vaguely familar, but i'm not sure if it ever made
it to post. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Cheesus
Industries" ROFL! YES! BEHOLD CHEESUS! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| Hey
all, looks like i'm looking for work (my contract ends soon), so if
anyone out there knows of any IT/Tech/Admin jobs out there in the GTA
area, send me an email. .cre
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| "Cleaner.mov"
lol Meth~
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| "WorthPlaying
- Sim2" durrr, does anyone else find The Sims*
series of games to be fairly disturbing? I do, and it scares me as to
how many people play it and live by it. Like check out the screenshots,
with the kid watching the mom in the bathtub.. thats not a good idea....
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| "Yahoo
Personals - I_Am_Pumpkin_Tits" sorry this isn't
very funny, but the title makes me laugh all day. But bisexual underage
girls rule.
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| "Clinton
Tears - the Ron Brown Funeral" bhahaha busted. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Ninja
Turtles - Konami.mpg" Whoa~ this is the coolest
TMNT game i've ever seen, i may have to buy that for my PS2~ Sent in by: SousHomme
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| "StarMagazine
- Its Raining Golf Balls on O.J." rofl, what
an awesome prank. kinda expensive though, unless you own a helicopter
and a golf ball factory. Sent in by: Sneak
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