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January
21st
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"NewScientist
- Crashed Cars to Text Message for Help" See,
now heres a good idea, your car automatically calling for help when
you've gotten into an accident. i was always curious why the airbags
didnt' automatically notify police/emergency services when they've been
deployed. ah well, its a step in the right direction

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"Ananova
- Taiwan Scientists Accidently Develop Two-Headed Fish"
wow, cool, mulit-headed zebra fish, Looks like we're one step closer
to having multi-headed human mutants wandering around. Welcome to 1950's
b-movie reality heh

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"AftenPosten
- Oslo Fjord Tunnel Closed Again" heh, Followup,
Having a 7km tunnel, that has several parts that have to be "strengthened"
doesnt make the tunnel look safe.

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"BBCNews
- Linux Users Face Licence Cash Call" hah!
this linux/SCO/IBM/UNIX thing still hasn't gotten old yet.. Oh wait.
yeah it has. k, last post of this, i swear..

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"IOL
- One-eyed Goat Draws Stares from Amazed Locals"
durrr... humans and goats cant breed.but i do think cycloptic animals
are supercool. I hope we get more.
Sent in by: Perlandra

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"Boob
Cursor" k, first off, this ISNT WORK SAFE.
and secondly it rules.
Sent in by: I.C.K.

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"Think
Geek - RC Shooting Battle Tanks" heh, didnt
i post these ages ago? i still have yet to see any video of them in
action. but agreed, these would be awesome for cubical wars.
Sent in by: Nitro

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January
20th
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"Mainichi
- Schoolboy Crushed to Death by Soccer Posts"
This is what happens when you dont pay your taxes, the schools just
start to fall apart.

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"Excite
- Using a Hi-Tech Gadget Car...To Catch Rabbits" fa'sho,
this car is totally badass, but it was prolly a total hackjob, like
metal bolted to the outside of the car, so it wouldn't look like a street
car, it would look like a russian tank heh. but i'd have serious props'
if they had like a 5Series BMW all done up with all this stuff.

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"TBO
News - Two California Men Arrested in Connection with Woman's Fall from
Hawaii Balcony" Wierd....

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"SI
- Cubs Reach Deal with Rooftop Owners" k, im
not a huge sports fan, but this is hilarious.. If someone tried to impose
a tax on me, because of where i lived, i'd play them a little chin music.
But yeah, this is just another reason i hate baseball

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"20
Minute Workout.jpg" why does this look like
the cover to EVERY 80s porno? heh
Sent in by: Phenethaine

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"Canada
- Website Row, Pits Teen Against Microsoft"
get it... Mike Rowe Soft....
Sent in by: doom^

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"The
Onion - U.S. To Give Every Iraqi $3,544.91, For Free Market Capitalism"
rofl, the onion rules again! Sent in by:
mkow

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January
19th
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January
18th
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"Yahoo
- U.S. Jet Accidently Bombs Yorkshire" Pffft.
they dropped a practice bomb by accident.. this is hardly a valid article
title; if anything they should say "Dont bother reading this article,
it has no bearing on anything, thank you, and move along..."

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"1Up
- Phantom Game Console Coverage" wow. looks
like the vapourware console 'The Phantom' is legit (now), but seriously
with an AMD 3200+ xp cpu, and a gig of ram, it should be able to stomp
the Xbox easily. but i hate the whole 10$/month subscription crap. i
just wanna buy games, and play them at my leisure.

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"Abandoned
Bicycles of New York" now this is odd, in the
city where its nearly impossible to drive around in a car, you'd figure
that bikes would be high prised possessions, and not littered on the
streets... hrmm

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"Excite
- Restaurant Settles Condom-In-Soup Lawsuit"
Followup.

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"Specs
of the Century" lol i score 64% i suck
Sent in by: Phenethaine

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"Extreme
Segway" lol, photoshop at its best.
Sent in by: Servo

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"Man
Behind the Motion" rofl, Midtown Madness 3,
i cant wait. this looks so awesome.
Sent in by: mkow

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January
17th
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"CNN
- Supernova, Sun Combo Blamed for Mass Extinction"
k, seriously, these scientists need to pick a theory and run with it,
but if this was true, wouldnt the radiation affect the carbon dating
of the dinosaur bones?

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"eBay
- Collection of 129 Fast Food Condiments" this
just goes to show you, that you can buy (and sell) anything on ebay.

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"LG
- Digital Multimedia Side-by-Side Fridge" I
want one.. RIGHT NOW!

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"Ananova
- Toxic Concerns Over Free Willy Burial" this
is the silliest thing i've heard all day. first, why bury a sea creature
on the land? if anything, cremate it, and sprinkle the ashes on the
ocean; or something.

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"PMS
Alert - Mood Level Meter" ha! now this could
come in handy for us guys who live with/date overly emotional girls
heh. have a little reminder program that tells you when it would be
ok, to tell a girl that shes wrong; and when it would be suicidal heh
Sent in by: Phenethaine

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"MSNBC
- Plan for Bloody Columbine Anniversary Alleged"
lolol 4/20 at 4:20 lololo damned pot heads...
Sent in by: Vass

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"Boston
- Researchers Create First Robot Scientist"
woooo, looks like artifical intelligence maybe closer then we all thought
Sent in by: mkow

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January
16th
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"Excite
- German Police Investigate Potato Computer Scam"
hah! this is so dumb, well, maybe not so dumb, but so strange.

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"eBay
- All 'Esc' Keyboard" Heh i have a bag of Keyboard
keys somewhere, i should see if i can make one of these.

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"News24
- Chicken Chopper Decapitated" k i know this
isn't funny, but this line makes me laugh
A colleague also tried to get him off, but to no avail.
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"CubittArtists
- Pink Tank" YES! Where can i get a pink tank?

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"NewScientist
- Mars Rover Gets First Hints of Water" hrmm
interesting, possible different "soil types" on mars; some
containing moisture.. interesting.
Sent in by: witz

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"Local6
- Man Jumps into Lions' Pit, Pretends to Bullfight"
hahha! this guy is so stupid, i would have loved to have seen the lion
drop him (while he was trying to bullfight). but also notice, that (watch
the video), that he's petting the lion like it was a house cat; while
the lion is mauling him, and biting his arms... but yeh, then after
the cops free him, he blames his actions on god, just to try and save
face.
Sent in by: |TchorT|

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"CNN
- 'Gotta Give' Screener Ends up on Net" OMG
YOU CAN DOWNLOAD MOVIES ON TEH INTARWEB?! seriously, movie studios need
to find a better way of encoding movies before they give them to the
Oscar Judges; but i guess this doesnt bother me, since i have no desire
to see 'Somethings Gotta Give'
Sent in by: Servo

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January
15th
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