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January 21st
"NewScientist - Crashed Cars to Text Message for Help" See, now heres a good idea, your car automatically calling for help when you've gotten into an accident. i was always curious why the airbags didnt' automatically notify police/emergency services when they've been deployed. ah well, its a step in the right direction

"Ananova - Taiwan Scientists Accidently Develop Two-Headed Fish" wow, cool, mulit-headed zebra fish, Looks like we're one step closer to having multi-headed human mutants wandering around. Welcome to 1950's b-movie reality heh

"AftenPosten - Oslo Fjord Tunnel Closed Again" heh, Followup, Having a 7km tunnel, that has several parts that have to be "strengthened" doesnt make the tunnel look safe.

"BBCNews - Linux Users Face Licence Cash Call" hah! this linux/SCO/IBM/UNIX thing still hasn't gotten old yet.. Oh wait. yeah it has. k, last post of this, i swear..

"IOL - One-eyed Goat Draws Stares from Amazed Locals" durrr... humans and goats cant breed.but i do think cycloptic animals are supercool. I hope we get more.
Sent in by: Perlandra
"Boob Cursor" k, first off, this ISNT WORK SAFE. and secondly it rules.
Sent in by: I.C.K.
"Think Geek - RC Shooting Battle Tanks" heh, didnt i post these ages ago? i still have yet to see any video of them in action. but agreed, these would be awesome for cubical wars.
Sent in by: Nitro
 
January 20th
"Mainichi - Schoolboy Crushed to Death by Soccer Posts" This is what happens when you dont pay your taxes, the schools just start to fall apart.

"Excite - Using a Hi-Tech Gadget Car...To Catch Rabbits" fa'sho, this car is totally badass, but it was prolly a total hackjob, like metal bolted to the outside of the car, so it wouldn't look like a street car, it would look like a russian tank heh. but i'd have serious props' if they had like a 5Series BMW all done up with all this stuff.

"TBO News - Two California Men Arrested in Connection with Woman's Fall from Hawaii Balcony" Wierd....

"SI - Cubs Reach Deal with Rooftop Owners" k, im not a huge sports fan, but this is hilarious.. If someone tried to impose a tax on me, because of where i lived, i'd play them a little chin music. But yeah, this is just another reason i hate baseball

"20 Minute Workout.jpg" why does this look like the cover to EVERY 80s porno? heh
Sent in by: Phenethaine
"Canada - Website Row, Pits Teen Against Microsoft" get it... Mike Rowe Soft....
Sent in by: doom^
"The Onion - U.S. To Give Every Iraqi $3,544.91, For Free Market Capitalism" rofl, the onion rules again!
Sent in by: mkow
 
January 19th
Alright, most of my older readers will know what January 19th is.. ITS SEX DAY, i proclaimed it sex day like 5 years ago or something (whenever i started doing this). anyway, basically, you have to have sex with atleast 1 person today; otherwise i'll make fun of you for the rest of your life heh.
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"MRC.org - Sixteenth Annual Awards for the Years Worst Reporting" lol some of these are pretty funny, i can't believe that i havn't found this site before.

"Ansereg.com - What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex" just incase you elf freaks out there wanna know how they feel about sex; but yeah someone went through alotta trouble to put this together, its like those guys who write volumes about the BIBLE Code and stuff.

"eBay - PFHT Pet Foil Hat Technology" rofl. leave it up to us canadians to try and sell this stuff :)

"The Inquirer - Retail Halflife 2 Pirated in Russia" Serious, will Gabe Newell ever stop being owned? Valve cant win.
Sent in by: SirHugh
"Gamespot - Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing" rofl, Best review ever!
Sent in by: Smash
"CNN - Why Life as a Cyborg is Better" Yes! a UofT Prof in the news! Feer us Toronto'ians (or something). I'm all for the cyborgization of the world.
Sent in by: Navyak
 
January 18th
"Yahoo - U.S. Jet Accidently Bombs Yorkshire" Pffft. they dropped a practice bomb by accident.. this is hardly a valid article title; if anything they should say "Dont bother reading this article, it has no bearing on anything, thank you, and move along..."

"1Up - Phantom Game Console Coverage" wow. looks like the vapourware console 'The Phantom' is legit (now), but seriously with an AMD 3200+ xp cpu, and a gig of ram, it should be able to stomp the Xbox easily. but i hate the whole 10$/month subscription crap. i just wanna buy games, and play them at my leisure.

"Abandoned Bicycles of New York" now this is odd, in the city where its nearly impossible to drive around in a car, you'd figure that bikes would be high prised possessions, and not littered on the streets... hrmm

"Excite - Restaurant Settles Condom-In-Soup Lawsuit" Followup.

"Specs of the Century" lol i score 64% i suck
Sent in by: Phenethaine
"Extreme Segway" lol, photoshop at its best.
Sent in by: Servo
"Man Behind the Motion" rofl, Midtown Madness 3, i cant wait. this looks so awesome.
Sent in by: mkow
 
January 17th
"CNN - Supernova, Sun Combo Blamed for Mass Extinction" k, seriously, these scientists need to pick a theory and run with it, but if this was true, wouldnt the radiation affect the carbon dating of the dinosaur bones?

"eBay - Collection of 129 Fast Food Condiments" this just goes to show you, that you can buy (and sell) anything on ebay.

"LG - Digital Multimedia Side-by-Side Fridge" I want one.. RIGHT NOW!

"Ananova - Toxic Concerns Over Free Willy Burial" this is the silliest thing i've heard all day. first, why bury a sea creature on the land? if anything, cremate it, and sprinkle the ashes on the ocean; or something.

"PMS Alert - Mood Level Meter" ha! now this could come in handy for us guys who live with/date overly emotional girls heh. have a little reminder program that tells you when it would be ok, to tell a girl that shes wrong; and when it would be suicidal heh
Sent in by: Phenethaine
"MSNBC - Plan for Bloody Columbine Anniversary Alleged" lolol 4/20 at 4:20 lololo damned pot heads...
Sent in by: Vass
"Boston - Researchers Create First Robot Scientist" woooo, looks like artifical intelligence maybe closer then we all thought
Sent in by: mkow
 
January 16th
"Excite - German Police Investigate Potato Computer Scam" hah! this is so dumb, well, maybe not so dumb, but so strange.

"eBay - All 'Esc' Keyboard" Heh i have a bag of Keyboard keys somewhere, i should see if i can make one of these.

"News24 - Chicken Chopper Decapitated" k i know this isn't funny, but this line makes me laugh
A colleague also tried to get him off, but to no avail.

"CubittArtists - Pink Tank" YES! Where can i get a pink tank?

"NewScientist - Mars Rover Gets First Hints of Water" hrmm interesting, possible different "soil types" on mars; some containing moisture.. interesting.
Sent in by: witz
"Local6 - Man Jumps into Lions' Pit, Pretends to Bullfight" hahha! this guy is so stupid, i would have loved to have seen the lion drop him (while he was trying to bullfight). but also notice, that (watch the video), that he's petting the lion like it was a house cat; while the lion is mauling him, and biting his arms... but yeh, then after the cops free him, he blames his actions on god, just to try and save face.
Sent in by: |TchorT|
"CNN - 'Gotta Give' Screener Ends up on Net" OMG YOU CAN DOWNLOAD MOVIES ON TEH INTARWEB?! seriously, movie studios need to find a better way of encoding movies before they give them to the Oscar Judges; but i guess this doesnt bother me, since i have no desire to see 'Somethings Gotta Give'
Sent in by: Servo
 
January 15th
"CNN - Space Station Air Leak, U.S. Blamed" Oh i cant wait for the US to blame Canada for this :) to follow suit with everything else that goes wrong with the US.

"BBSpot - Experts Worried by Recent Pirate Retirements" rofl. BBSpot wins again.

"1/64 Fast and Furious" so lame...

"LimeCat.net" rofl. this is the funniest thing i've seen all week.

"LiveJournal - 5 Stages of Industrial Elitism" hahahahahhahah, this is priceless!
Sent in by: Mr. Furious
"LA Weekly - Music Industry Puts Troops in the Streets" god.. what is the RIAA Thinking..
Sent in by: |TchorT|