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January
31st
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"Welcome
to Primotechnology - 20years of Apple" yeah
see now this is cool, accept, they didnt stick an LCD in there; which
is what i would have done. but its still neat.

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"Ananova
- Giant Birthday Cake Eaten in Five Seconds"
k, now if this was eaten by 1 person; then i'd be impressed. But since
it was eaten by the whole town, its much less impressive.

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"MSN
Hotmail - Bill Gates Inbox" heh, too bad this
is fake. i'd love to see what kinda spam Bill Gates gets.

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"eBay
- New Folder for Windows XP Home / Professional"
more silly auctions...

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"PBase
- Angel Series" k, this isn't worksafe. and
its fairly odd. this is another one of those fetishes that just shouldnt
exist..
Sent in by: Matthew G.

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"WhatIsDeepFried
- Nose Molester" heh, k, this is kinda funny,
for those who hate Michael Jackson (which should be just about everyone;
as i could never be friends with a child molester...)
Sent in by: Nitro

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"HeraldSun
- Whale Explodes" oh man, i cant imagine the
stink of a whale exploding.. thats brutal.
Sent in by: Murder them, i

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January
30th
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"Rathergood
- Rude HedgeHogs" heh, sound required on this
one, but keep your volume low, cuz it can get irratating fast.

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"MSNBC
- Spirit Rover in 'Critical' Condition on Mars"
whoa, is my computer rebooted 60 times in a few days; i'd prolly throw
it out. but im curious what kinda OS they run on the rover. I doubt
its a windows based machine, so its prolly running tinyOS or some linux
flavor; And anyone who's dealt in Enterprise Servers, knows that theres
remote admin hardware that can be used to diagnose/reinstall OS's remotely.
So i wonder if nasa has something like that on the rover.

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"Canada
- Monster in the Closet of 10-year-old New York Girl, Turned Out to
be a Burglar" *snicker* im sure these parents
wont win the PARENTING OF THE YEAR award heh.

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"IndyStar
- Cojoined Twins Not Expected to Live" weird,
2heads, 2hearts, 1 body.

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"Nkisi
Project" Telepathic parrots.... what will they
think of next?
Sent in by: Year Lee

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"eBay
- Chilly Beach Calendars" alright, now i know
this isnt whacked; but a good friend of mine works for the company that
makes Chilly Beach (And it really is a funny show). so i can't help
but try to promote it. Anyway; watch the show; it will make you laugh.

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"eBay
- New Briefcase, Never Used" k, this 'selling
windows icons/folders' is kinda getting out of hand.
Sent in by: Nitro

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January
29th
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"CNN
- Doctors Remove 175lbs Tumor" Holy shit. thats
more then i weigh... when its that big, can it really still be called
a tumor? it should have a name, and a birthdate or something..

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"Ananova
- Phone Masts 'Knocking Racing Pigeons Off Track" wow,
50-60,000 pigeons gone missing over the last year.. they should put
up more cell towers in toronto and manhatten... the pigeon population
is seriously getting out of hand.

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"USF.edu
- USF Scientists Solve Chilean 'Blob' Mystery" Followup:
hrmm the blob appears to be the rotting corpse of a whale.. how unentertaining...
I was hoping it would be a giant sea kraken or something.

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"CNN
- Apple's Core: The Mac Turns 20" bleh. mac's
have never been my thing, they are far too elitist for me to enjoy.

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"Bat
the Penguin" didnt i already post this? anyway,
its a great little flash game; where you've gotta hit a penguin like
a baseball, and go for distance.. heh; I think the record is 1224.1;
i've had a few people try to beat it, and it looks like that is the
max distance.
Sent in by: |TchorT|

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"WSU.EDU
- Nintendo Sports Bloopers.wmv" heh, k, im
sure everyone has seen atleast one sports blooper 'reel' well, this
is one of those, redone in Classic Nintendo Sports games. heh
Sent in by: Nitro

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"The
Register - Philips Demo's Bendiest LCD Ever"
Cool, When can i have a shirt thats made out of this material, so i
never need to buy another one; (cuz i can simply change what it looks
like, instead of changing shirts).
Sent in by: wolf-

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January
28th
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"BBSpot
- Bloopers 'Self proclaimed computer gook'" rofl,
i must have missed this when they posted it... heh but yeh thats quite
the OOOPS

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"Ananova
- I was Foolish, Says Bomb Joke Briton" rofl.
talk about being a stupid girl; but i get the strangest feeling, that
she'll get what she deserves..

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"CNN
- Nintendo Unveils Dual-Screen Gaming Device"
wow, 1 gig of memory, i wonder if thats Ram, or CFstorage or something.
this sounds like it could turn Nintendo back around..

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"News.com.au
- Man Rapes Dead Body" seriously, what is wrong
with these people? i cant think of anything more bizaare then having
sex with a dead person.. that has no appeal to me...

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"eBay
- 727 Airplane Home, Bar, Store, or Rental"
this has gotta be a joke. 10k usd for an airplane home; you could sell
it for scrap for more then that.. unless its already been stripped,etc..
but still, having a plane over/on a lake, that would be fairly cool.
Sent in by: Stu

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"Hugi
- Jungle Monkey and Tigers" HOLY SHIT This
is the ballsy'ist monkey i've ever seen. he's attacking 2 tigers.. and
he's winning.. I can't believe this, im speechless
Sent in by: Nitro

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"ScotsmanNews
- Woman Passes Airport Security With Stun Gun"
how can you forget that you have a stungun and a knife in your bag?
and how did she make it past security? i hear that there xraying shoes
and stuff now, how did this handbag go unchecked?
Sent in by: YearLee

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January
27th
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"MSNBC
- IBM Memos Detail Overseas Job Savings" Yup,
we helped setup a VPN tunnel for a bunch of MVS/OS390 programmers in
India a few months ago. looks like being a programmer in the USA isn't
gonna be a good idea soon.

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"eBay
- World's Largest Twin Engine 2-Wheel Motorcycle"
rofl. 2 v8 engines, ranking in at 2800lbs.. why on earth would you ever
need something this excessive.. Dont people usually buy motorcycles
to lower the cost of the commute (lower fuel consumption)? I guess bikers
are just another type of people i do not understand.

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"Excite
- Army Joins Struggle to Save Beer" talk about
a domestic crisis in Russia, 10 Tons of beer, trapped under an ice flow;
CALL THE ARMY WE NEED THAT BEER~

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"Slashdot
- FBI Conducts Raids Over Half-life2 Source Thief" Oh
Snap! check out here
looks the FBI is really bustin' some ass to try and find those HL2 Code
theifs.

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"NewsOfTheWorld
- Student Is Selling Virginity On the Internet for £10,000"
hrmm.. a lesbian selling her body on the internet, to a man. Interesting.
I dont think its worth the 10k she's looking for though; Yes, she's
a good looking lesbian and all, but still for 10k you could hire your
selection of any 5 porn stars for the day. and you'd get to film the
whole thing. I think this girl needs to learn the economics of prostitution;
They clearly didnt teach her that in the University of Bristol.
Sent in by: |TchorT|

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"No
Smoking" rofl, Smoke Kills. I'm sure this is
gonna offend some people out there :) but its kinda wierd and funny
at the same time. but i must say, i laughed at the Monika Lewinski cameo,
and the Terminator cameo; its pretty good.
Sent in by: Nitro

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"Jeepin.com
- Street Racing Wreck - Honda Civic" Holy shitballs
this is not something that will make me buy a honda.. Yeh, look at that
again... thats a highway divider, somehow this kid managed to hit the
start of it and ofcourse, he was going way to fast (or something), cuz
it impaled the car; through the engine, right out through the back of
the car.. Yeh.. i dont know if driving any other type of car would have
changed the outcome; but i still dont have much structural support (no
pun intended) in hondas.
Sent in by: ~tom

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January
26th
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January
25th
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Hey,
i had the greatest night a few nights ago; I'm not gonna go into the
details; but i wanna thank everyone who was involved.
.cre

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"Ananova
- Fire Crew Watches House Burn Down" haha,
oh this so rules. How could these FireFighters sleep at night, knowing
that they could have saved this guys stuff, but instead just sat there
and watched it burn? But i imagine that if these guys were to get hurt,
fighting a fire outside of their jurisdiction, they'd recieve no compensation,
so i guess thats ok.

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"Nettavisen
- Big Spender Partied with Neighbour's Money"
heh if my neighbour did this to me, i dunno what i'd do. and if my daughter
did this to me, i dunno what i'd do to her.... This girl should prolly
be in jail.. since what she's doing is theft, and fraud.

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"Mainichi
- Boy Slams Head After Peering Out Train Window"
Dumbest Kid Ever.

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"BBSpot
- Top 11 Start Up Messages You Don't Want to See"
heh #5 rules.. heh

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"eBay
- Mentadent Toothbrush" *snicker* Sent
in by: Nitro

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"ThisisLondon
- Lord of the Rings Fashion" see this kinda
fashion isn't *art* to me. its just some childish moron trying to be
different, while preying on someone elses curt-tails. "Hey, i have
a great idea, Lets make some clothes, that look retarted, and stuff
some people who look like LOTR Elfs in them. Great idea eh?"
Sent in by: DirectorSG

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"The
Register - Niue is Dead! Long Live .Nu" hah!
.naked, .now ; gotta love foreign translations of english top level
domains. Sent in by: mkow

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January
24th
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"CBDuDe
Reallife Counterstrike" god these movies are
so stupid.

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"Ananova
- Cow Swallows 1722 Diamonds" This just goes
to show you, that you shouldn't leave Diamonds just laying around the
cow food....

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"Yahoo
- WWII Aerial Photo Archive to Go Online" Whoa!
These old picture sites are super cool. especially for us history nuts.

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"Excite
- Mothers Given Back Babies They Thought Were Dead"
What?! k seriously, if i lived in romania, i'd leave right now.. RIGHT
NOW, since their health system is so backwards, that i wouldnt trust
them with anything else. How can you mistakenly tell a mother, that
her child is dead.. when the child is clearly alive?!

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"iFilm
- Playboy Television- Moda Boobs" k, this isn't
work safe, but its hilarious, this chick has sweet boobies. I'd like
to touch them....
Sent in by: Nitro

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"Saddam's
an OutKast: Hey Allah" rofl, this is awesome;
not only cuz OutKast is so kewl, but because the 'campy' production
on this makes it seem alot more hilarious.
Sent in by: V0odo0gyrl

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"GigSmart
Forums - Complaint Letter of the Year" HAHA!
This rules so much. Take a read; its so wicked.
Sent in by: Tom K.

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January
23rd
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"The
DenverChannel - Doctors Remove Part of Brain Protruding from Boy's Face"
Whoa~ i've never heard or seen anything like this before.

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"Ananova
- PornStar Firefighter is too Hot for Colleagues"
i'd love to work with a pronstar, just at the christmas parties i could
make an ass out of myself trying to get her to reinact some of her 'scenes'

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"BBSpot
- Intel Unveils Coffee Nanoprocessors" lol,
ATI to Team up with Folgers to Make RADEON Coffee; to help improve mental
imagery

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"Excite
- Cold Postmen Probed for Not Delivering Mail"
heh, i do agree, when i was driving to detroit, the temperature dipped
to -21c (before windchill) it got so bad that i couldn't use my windshield
washers/wipers anymore, cuz assoon as i hit them, and the fluid hit
the windshield, it would freeze; leaving me completely blind. but seriously,
these guys get paid to deliever the mail, so technically they have no
excuse.

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"KXLY
- Streak of Bad Luck for Streakers" rofl, this
sucks; nothing like getting caught with your pants down. but seriously,
streaking... when was this popular?
Sent in by: DirectorSG

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"Fontifier"
Whoa! hand made fonts..
Sent in by: Perlandra

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"The
WB - Crazy White Dude" k this requires quicktime;
and im seriously surprized that they didnt kill this white man.. but
yeh, honestly, he must have HUGE balls heh
Sent in by: Nitro

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January
22nd
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