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 "Ananova
- Cubans Sail to Florida in Vintage Car" now
this is kinda cool. atleast these cuban's have some style there isn't
much thats better then a tail finned car; but it gives a new meaning
to those old cars being 'boats' .... 
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| "WSFA
- Man Dumps Cows on Rural Highway" seriously....
killing 10 cows... cuz you cant afford to keep them? figures this would
happen in Alabama.
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| "Norwegian
Black Metal Band Shocks Poland" crap... people
still listen to this crap metal stuff? i thought this was a phase when
i was young; and i also thought that it wouldn't survive since its just
concentrated noise and shouting. purecrap.
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| "NetscapeNews
- Wackiest Warning Labels Ever" rofl, these
are all priceless. i like the snow blower on the roof one. Who thinks
these things up? Sent in by: Nitro
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| "ABCNews
- University Adapts Laser to Slice Cheese" this
isnt that big of a deal, infact, im surprized that it hasn't been done
before (using a laser to cut food); but i do like how he commented on
how the cheese "...smelled really bad..." when cut with a
heat laser :) Sent in by: mkow |
| "Lance
and Eskimo - Quest for the Crown" oh my god...
when you "win" they play terrible elevator music. its like
Yanni or Yes... its truely punishment. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "msyte
- I Am Canadian" alright, not everyone in canada
is a pot head... come on already... Sent in by: Ranma
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| "The
Reporter - Man Says He's Addicted to Cable; Wants to Sue Charter"
this is the dumbest shit i've ever heard...
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| "Toronto
- Dogs Poisoned, Owners Say" wow, a serial
dog poisoner... in toronto... why not kill people instead of dogs? hell.
kill the owners. it would be much more fufilling
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| "DigiBarn
Software - Microsoft Windows 1.0 - 1985" heh,
1985, i was still playing with G.I.Joes at this time :) its kinda funny
to see what Windows 1.0 looked like. heh. and to sit infront of its
"great great grandchild" in full color at blazing resolutions;
while playing an avi, listening to an mp3 and writing this page, while
checking my email heh. god i hate computers.
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| "ill
will press - Small, Medium, Large" seriously...
Foamy rules. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Chinese
Food Song - Flash" heh, k im sure i posted
this ages ago. but its still funny. Just remember.. When you eat chinese..
You're supporting terrorism :) Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Limmy
- Xylophone" i could play this for hours...... Sent in by: Nitro
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| "Locating
the G-Spot.wmv" k, this features female nudity,
so its prolly not work safe. but i wish i would have seen this 10years
ago, cuz Sex-Ed in the mid nineties was a joke. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Medical
News Today - Do Migranes Cause Brain Damage"
Whoa! migrane suffers read this.
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| "Infoseek.jp
- dancing blob" i dont get it.
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| "Albino
Black Sheep.com - DooDooCaCa" i dont get it.
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| "CollegeHumor
- stick.... balls..." yikes. yeh, this has
gotta hurt.. Sent in by: Sir Loin
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| "Tom's
Hardware - 5GHz Pentium 4, Cooled with Liquid Nitrogen" uuuh..
heh. k like 8 years ago, i was into Overclocking and stuff; and back
then some heatsinks, maybe some peltiers, and some fans were all you
had.. This shiz is straight ass whacked. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Why
Do People Have to Fight?.mov" holy shit, is
this tattoo??? Sent in by: Nitro
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| "Janet Jackson Nipple
Meddly of Links" -- Sent in by everyone, please
dont send me anymore janet jackson tits... they're so gross.. MSNBC - FCC Chair Vows to Investigate Halftime Flash Drudge Report Janet and Justin Flashing Janet tit pic 1 Janet tit pic 2 Janet tit hi-res pic Janet tit video (avi) k, heh now please. dont send anymore.
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| ugh..
slowly starting to return to humanity. .cre
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| "Ananova
- Hot Towels Help Revive Cat Found Frozen to Ground"
wow; this must have sucked for the cat. (insert frozen pussy joke here,
heh)
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| "Excite
- Oh Baby, its Cold Inside, Town Loses Heat" Holy
crap balls, -40C
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| "MSNBC
- Ancient Whale Skull Left in Hurricane's Wake" this
is pretty cool. ugh. head hurts.
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| "GameMethod
- Tetris World Championships/Finals.mpeg" holy
shazbot... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Booble.com
- Adult Search Engine" *snicker* Sent in by: mkow
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| "IRC
Bible" ugh, still sick... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| holy
crap, i havnt been this sick; since last year when i almost died. my
throat is raw, my head feels like its full of cement, i have no balance,
constant cold/hot flashes with cold sweats. this is brutal.. and i apologize
to all those people who've emailed me and i havnt replied yet. im so
sick. i'll get to those as soon as im better. .cre
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| "SCIFI
Wire - Yoda Stolen He is" ha! a 170lbs yoda
statue; stolen.. i cant imagine a statue that weighs as much as me,
being stolen.. how could no one have noticed.
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| "BBSpot
- Puzzling Anomolies in Mars Rover Pictures" *snicker*
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| "Ananova
- Two-legged Dog Rounds up Sheep" Now this
i can totally respect. usually after a dog loses a leg, owners will
put the dog down. but this guy keep the animal around even after it
lost 2 legs. thats really nobel.
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| "CBC
- B.C.'s Microsoft Fighter Raking it in on eBay" Follow
to Mike Rowe Soft .com Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "The
Alternative Swedish Dictionary" damn those
swedes heh. Check out Anustova Sent in by: Nitro
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| "Dishonest
Dubya - Lying Action Figure" hah, this rules.
check out the "The Point" quote. its so confusing heh. also
"Old Saying" is another good one. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Ananova
- Worlds First Gay Farm" hah! i have nothing
else to say to this.
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| "CNN
- New Tech Cuts PC Boot Times" about time they
get the solid state ram shiznitz working. I grow so tired of having
to wait 45-60secs for my computer to boot up..
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| "BBSpot
- Top 11 Things That Would Happen If Coders Ruled the World"
heheh, i love #2
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| "SlashDot
- SCO Offers $250k Bounty for MyDoom Author"
SCO == owned again.
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"MSNBC
- Thar She Blows! Dead Whale Explodes" k, check
the pictures.. then read this last part."More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported. Sent in by: Year Lee |
| "BBSpot
- Top 11 Geek Euphenisms for Masturbation"
Meeting Mr. StickyKeys lol Sent in by: Nitro
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| "Ping-Pong
Ball Avalanche Home Page" whoa! this is cool.
but the cleanup must have been brutal. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| oh
god. im having some pretty rough food allergies or something; im so
sick. sorry for the short update. but i cant think straight. .cre
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| "CNN
- Blockbuster Sued for Porn on PG Movie" Whoa!
so heres the scam.. rent a tape from blockbuster, record it over with
porno, and sue them for it. Sounds like a plan to me.
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| "Nettavisen
- Swedes Have More and More Animal Sex" whats
wrong with those swedes......
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| "RatherGood
- At the GayBar" ugh
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| "68k
Floppy Sleeve Image Collection" throat... bleeding....
ugh Sent in by: mkow
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| "Group
X Video - I just want Bang Bang Bang..." so
damn tired.... Sent in by: Ranma
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| "Yahoo
News - Pitcher Seeks Forgiveness For Porn Tape" *snicker*
oww that hurts... Sent in by: Xian
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