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 Happy
Valentines Day kiddies~, now im not quite sure what im gonna be doing,
as their are far too many girls in my life (some wanted, and some unwanted),
and my ass is still poor from being unemployed. But anyway, I hope all
my readers out there get something good today/tonight, cuz i know i
will..cre  
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| "BBSpot
- Lindows Changing Name to RestartNow" lol
CEO Gill Bates lol BBspot is actually funny. but yeh, lindows is so
overrated, they promise that it can run windows apps, but i have yet
to get any windows apps to work in it.. so clearly it sucks.
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| "Aftenposten
- Volvo Recalls 105,000 Cars" hah volvo sucks!
how can you incorrectly tighten bolts enough on 105k cars.. but seriously
though, from the car company that prides itself on safety, how can they
say that with a straight face anymore?
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| "Ananova
- Man Finds Wife's Sex Video on Website" this
has gotta suck, nothing like finding out your wife is having sex with
other guys, while filming it, and offering video's of said sexual activity
on the net for free. i'd be pretty pissed, but then again, thats just
me..
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| "Daemon
not Demon" rofl, now this is a cute story about
some texas rednecks (not everyone in texas are like these natives, i
know a few cool texans). but yeh, BSD4eva~ Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "TG
Poufbunny Pinup Parlor" uhm. k this is definatly
a wierd fetish... plus. i think these 'girls' are all 'men'.... but
yeh, petticoats dont really do much for me. so this is completely foreign
to me. and the 5 o'clock shadow on some of these 'girls' is disturbing.. Sent in by: Nitro
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| "Local6
- Snow Plows Bury Man Alive" alright, well
the headline one this one kinda blows this whole thing outta proportion;
since the guy got up and walked away. but still. this dude was lucky
his ass didnt get smacked by that second plow, make sure you watch the
video, its pretty cool. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "News24
- Killer Kept Corpse for Sex" there are some
sick sick people out there...
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| "Nettavisen
- Animal Activists Demand Law Against Animal Sex"
Follow up: Seriously.. whats with the swedes and sex with animals? come
on.... STOP IT ALREADY!
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| "Weebls
- Kenya Lions and Tigers" heh, the animation
is so smooth, i cant stop watching it..
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| "CNN
- Pixar Dumps Disney" oh snap! anyone else
find it odd that pixar gives disney the boot, then cuddles up to microsoft?
hrm... looks like microsoft maybe giving disney a run for its money. Sent in by: Nitro
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| "Love
is like a Milkshake - A Wesley Willis Tribute Album" oh
wesley, we never understood you in life, and you're still a mystery
in death.. oh wait.. no you were a crazy bastard; who wrote hilarious
songs... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Wired
- Vaporware: Nuke'em If Ya Got 'Em" heh Duke
Nukem Forever takes the honorable mention on this one :) but seriously..
where is Team Fortress 2??? Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Excite
- Okay, You Be on the Look-Out" i dont know
what to say.. blind people... robbin' people..
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| "BBCNews
- US Man Fined for Shipping Himself" hah, i
often wondered if it'd be cheaper to ship yourself in a box, then to
take a plane. looks like its cheaper to buy a plane ticket, and have
a mildly comfortable seat, then lay in the bottom of a wooden box for
48hours.
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| "CNN
- Tamagotchi Digital Pets to Return, and Breed" oh
god.. why must these little demons return? dont they know that they
just distract our children.. not that i have children...
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| "MSNBC
- Monkey May Not Be Extinct After All" k, i
hate to say it.. but theres gotta be a shitload of stuff living in Africa
that we just dont know about.. Seriously.. Next time you see a map of
the world. Take alook at the size of Africa compared to uhhh the USA
or even North America.. its staggering.. Theres gotta be more stuff
living over there then we could catalogue..
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| "News.com.au
- Drunken Elephants Electrocuted" i know this
isnt funny, but just the thought of a drunken elephant makes me giggle
like a school girl. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "kl0k.net
- Peugeot.mpeg" heh, im sure i've posted this
before, but its still funny. Sent in by: Nitro
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| "The
Denver Post - Penis-Enlargement Firms Sued"
alright, let me tell you all a little story about having a big dick.
Big Dicks are great if you've got one.. but they get pretty annoying
after awhile, like, whenever you have to take a crap, and your dick
touches the water in the toilet; it just wierds me out. or when yer
having sex with a chick and it hurts so much that she asks you to stop
(my favourite quote was "Oh OHH OHH! Too deep OUCH your poking
my stomache OUCH!"). and then theres the whole finding the right
fitted boxers for support. Dont get me wrong, i love my dick, we get
along really well, but i dont want it to get any bigger then it already
is.. Sent in by: mkow
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| Alright!
finally fully recovered and feelin great! time to get back to lookin'
for work heh. .cre
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| "Ananova
- Fetish Shop Angry With Janet Jackson" FOR
THE LOVE OF GOD... SOMEONE TELL JANET JACKSON NEVER TO TAKE HER TOP
OFF AGAIN.. PLEASE!
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| "eBay
- FV 432 Mk2 Armoured Personel Carrier" anyone
looking for a vehicle for todays modern terrorist action? Look no further!
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| "CNN
- Skulls Found Before Being Sold at Discount Chain"
*snicker*
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| "eBay
- Camaro Round Headlamp Scam" heh gotta love
it when people steal images from someone else webserver, and the webmaster
finds out, and changes the source images heh. Sent in by: Seraphi
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| "The
MightyCool Figlet Generator" woo just incase
you needed some ascii fonts for something. im not quite sure what, but
just incase you ever needed it, here it is.. Sent in by: Nitro
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| "CNN
- Cow Brain Sandwiches Still on the Menu" deepfried
cowbrain.. theres something so wrong with that. Seriously.. why would
someone want to eat cowbrain burgers, when regular hamburgers are so
great... i just dont get it.. Sent in by: m4x
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| "CNN
- Blow Your Mind With a Look At Your Beer"
heh. now i know what all those pot heads are looking at. Weed must improve
eye sight so greatly that they can see things on a microscopic level;
"hay man, have you looked at this beer? its got some cool stuff
in there..."
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| "Oddities
22: Switch At Birt?: Aliens Special" heh, yup,
i've noticed a bunch of these myself. clearly all of these monsters/baddies
are 'inspired' by Giger...
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| "Ananova
- Company Sells MP3 Guns" Rofl, just incase
any terrorists out there get bored while attacking innocent people,
they can now have an MP3 player strapped to their AK-47s.
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| "C|Net
- Realplayer Flaw Open PCs up to Hijackers"
k, everyone, uninstall realplayer.. right now.. it is the bane of the
internet. seriously.. get rid of it...
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| "Aftenposten
- Drunken Moose Alert" *snicker* it would appear
that Canada is trying to invade Norway. Since we appear to be sending
in our 'secret weapon' the drunken moose; be wary you've never seen
the wrath of a drunken moose. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Telegraph
- I Had a Good Time at Guantanamo, Says Inmate"
lol, well atleast the US is being humaine with all those terrorists
in Cuba. Sent in by: wolf-
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| "C|Net
- Microsoft Takes on Linux with Free Tools" wow
SFU for windows, free? thanks ms! Sent in by: mkow
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| "Nettavisen
- UFO's Disappearing from Northern Norway"
OMG NO! ... you'd think all those who've been probed and prodded would
be happy that they're leaving. seriously. those norweigans, need to
complain about more important things.
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| "Excite
- Cat Feces Fumes Poison Vet" anyone remember
the old saturday night live sketch, with kelsey grammar, it was entitled
"Something smells good, in Stinkville" ? thats all i have
to say :)
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| "Jerkcity
- Cunt Bone" rofl. think about it. its hilarious....
getting kicked in the 'unt.. get it...
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| "Generyx.de
- Anime.gif" did i already post this? anyway,
this rules more then the 99 sailor girls murder gif. Sent in by: Nitro
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| "Snow
Tow Car.wmv" funniest thing ever. I love how
the guy in the grey hat is like the ring leader of stupidity.. But yeh,
this is what happens when you trust the crappy steel they put in little
econoboxes. Sent in by: Mr. Furious (LINK FIXED)
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| "eBayMotors
- 1964 Porsche 356 SC Mirrored" alright, the
356 porsche is one of the most beautiful cars ever made; but i dont
think covering it in broken mirrors quite does it justice... Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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| Alright.
so someone out there hates me.. just as i start feeling better last
night, i head to bed with a vcd playing in the background. i passout,
and sometime last night my block lost power, and then when i powered
on my pc again, my system partition was totally gone. anyway i spent
most of this morning fixing it and getting it up and working. .cre
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| "BBCNews
- Round Mars Grains, Excite Nasa" well this
isn't super whacked. but i think mars is cool; mostly cuz i love 1960s
b-movies heh. but yeh, i'd love for classic saucer shaped objects to
decend on to the world, and start blasting stuff.
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| "BBSpot
- iDSoftware Ready to Release MyDoom3 Virus Game"
*Snicker*
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| "eBay
- F/A-18A Navy Vlue Angel Hornet" What a steal,
for 850,000$usd
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| "FoxNews
- Nowhere to Hide the Car Keys" did i post
this already? streaking guys, who get their car stolen? Sent in by: wolf-
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| "NASA
- Mars Exploration - Watchmaker with Time to Lose"
now heres an interesting article. all you space nuts out there take
a read. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Stop
Abductions.com" ROFLMAO! Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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