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February
21st
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"MSNBC
- Ike and the Alien Ambassadors" wierd.. conspiracy
nuts take a read here. there were some strange things going on 50years
ago.

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"The
Tech Report - IBM GXP Fiasco Secrets Revealed"
Oh yeah! i had 2 of these drives like 3years ago, both went south within
a week of each other, and i lost all the data (the second drive was
being used to backup the first that had tanked). Anyway, i refuse to
buy anything IBM Related since.

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"Aftenposten
- Bergen School Bans 'Sex-Code' Bracelets"
lol, they even include a little 'color legend' as to what each color
means. and i noticed that anal sex was missing from that list. what
the hells up with that? is sodomy illegal in norway?

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"Ananova
- Man Got Penis Stuck in Padlock" What?! why
would you put your penis in a padlock? i cant think of a good reason
why, even if it was a sex game.. what benefit would a padlock have..
Seriously...

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"Boohbah
Zone" *snicker* im not quite sure what to make
of this, you can click on stuff, and it makes wierd noises. and does
wierd things. its kinda cool
Sent in by: mkow

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"CNN
- Game Over for Gun-Waving Taboo Losers" *snicker*
i will admit, ive gotten pretty angry at people while playing games
(mostly the game risk); but never to a point where i've pulled out my
nine, threatened to pop-a-cap in their asses; thats just poor gaming
manors.
Sent in by: Nitro

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"Tri-Valley
Herald Online - Pot Protestors Plant Weed at City Hall"
*Snicker* this is so great. read it, its hilarious!
Sent in by: Xian

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February
20th
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"CNN
- Nintendo Speaks on Next-Gen Plans" Nintendo
lost me as a customer when they released the Gamecube with no reverse
compatibility for n64 games...

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"The
Star - Parents Seek Injunction to let Students Graduate" alright,
if you cant read by grade 10, you dont deserve to graduate. Seriously.
When i had to do these stupid tests ages ago, i knew how important they
were, but i also knew how to read.... Frankly these kids need to pull
their heads out of their asses and realize that they've fucked up; especially
since you can take the "reading for morons" class in grade
12. I really hope the government doesnt budge on this one; i'd hate
to see my diploma turn into a meaningless piece of paper; if they start
allowing these idiots to get one for free.

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"eBaumsWorld
- Viagra Overdose" uh heh, anyone else find
it funny that this guy "supposidly" died of "stroke"
heh.
Sent in by: Phenethaine

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"TomatoAlligator
- ShitBitchBear" rofl, too bad i missed these
for valentines day~
Sent in by: _Spectre_

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"WarCry
News - Gamers in Love" heh, also scroll down
to the "Gaming as a Couple" section, this is so gay!
Sent in by: Wolf-

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"Perverted-Justice.com
- Exposing Wannabe Perverts on the 'Net" bhahahahah,
this is hilarious. k unless you have alotta time on your hands, read
the first few paragraphs, then skip down to the bottom (before the pictures)
and read.. These guys rule.
Sent in by: mkow

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February
19th
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February
18th
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"BBSpot
- Lucas Reveals Changes for Star Wars DVDs"
bhahah Han Solo saving some puppies! awesome! BBSpot is funny yet again!

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"Ananova
- Oral Hygiene DVD Contained Porn" rofl, when
you order an oral hygiene dvd, and you get a prono called 'the secrets
of girls pissing.." i think the switch was done intentionally :)
hell if i worked in a DVD duplication house, i'd be swapping dvd's left
and right.

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"News.au
- Seven Dead at Kite-Flying Festival" WHAT?!
Killer kites are on the loose in Pakistan.

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"SacBee
- Astronomers Spy 10 Billion Trillion Trillion Carat Diamond"
i always wondered why they hadn't found diamonds in space, you'd think
with all the carbon and gravity, there'd be huge diamonds out there..
and well, it looks like they finally found one.

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"CNN
- Pornographer to Sell Whitehouse.com" lololo,
looks like people who got on the domain buying boat early are getting
paid serious dividens.
Sent in by: _Spectre_

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"Runaway
Studios - Rat Pictures" lol, if it was a rat,
it'd be alot funnier :)
Sent in by: Nitro

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"The
Star - Code That Can't be Cracked" ugh, i expect
more out of companies now adays. everytime any tech company says "our
code is uncrackable"; it gets cracked... the whole process bores
me to death.
Sent in by: mkow

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February
17th
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"Sunday
Times - Homemade Pressure Chamber Blows Two Men to Bits" Holy
crap, whats wrong with these South Africans..

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"Ill
Will Press - Dating Advice" FOAMY 4 EVA!

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"Canada
- U.S. Mens Magazine Names Hillary Clinton One of 25 Toughest Guys"
Rofl.

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"Hogafflahage.swf"
heh, i could play with this for hours, click on the horse to make your
own song

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"Coolegames
- Advanced Penguin Smash" whoa, k, this is
a bit more challenging, you've gotta toss snow balls at the penguins
to send them flying, its hardly easy.
Sent in by: Year Lee

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"What
if Bush Was a Girl" k, i've posted this in
pieces before, but never a complete set like this. Anyway, turn your
volume down, cuz the music is terribly annoying..
Sent in by: Nitro

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"BBSpot
- Which OS Are You?" didnt i post this before?
Anyway, looks like im AmigaOS :)
Sent in by: Mr.Furious

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February
16th
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February
15th
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"Rotary
Engine Fish Tanks" hah! hold your fish in a
Wankel.

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"Ananova
- Pupils 'Caugh Having Oral Sex During Lesson'"
bhahaha, why couldnt i find girls like this when i was in highschool?
Maybe i needed to live in Texas...

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"eBay
- 7'8" Pen Pal Friend" Whoa! holy shitballs,
this dude is huge!

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"Helsinki
Metro - Helsinki Police Hand Out Record Speeding Fine"
What?! 80km in a 40km, and its 170,000euro fine?! i've done that, and
it was only a 1200$cad fine in canada..

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"Planet
of Aliens - Madonna.swf" rofl, this was sent
to me with the caption "Justified office rage...", so true.
Sent in by: _Spectre_

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"Yahoo
- Teachers Treated After Eating Doped Cake" ha!
thats a great idea, why didnt i think of that while i was in school?
baking a cake laced with drugs.. thats so awesome!
Sent in by: mkow

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"Ananova
- Teenage Girl's X-Ray Vision Baffles Scientists" why
is it that everything that doesnt make sense happens in russia? seriously,
think about all the articles i've posted from the russian press. The
hole in the arctic, that has a whole civilization living in the centre
of the earth, and now this (there were a few more, but i dont remember
as the scotch has seeped in my brain).
Sent in by: Brill

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