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February 21st
"MSNBC - Ike and the Alien Ambassadors" wierd.. conspiracy nuts take a read here. there were some strange things going on 50years ago.

"The Tech Report - IBM GXP Fiasco Secrets Revealed" Oh yeah! i had 2 of these drives like 3years ago, both went south within a week of each other, and i lost all the data (the second drive was being used to backup the first that had tanked). Anyway, i refuse to buy anything IBM Related since.

"Aftenposten - Bergen School Bans 'Sex-Code' Bracelets" lol, they even include a little 'color legend' as to what each color means. and i noticed that anal sex was missing from that list. what the hells up with that? is sodomy illegal in norway?

"Ananova - Man Got Penis Stuck in Padlock" What?! why would you put your penis in a padlock? i cant think of a good reason why, even if it was a sex game.. what benefit would a padlock have.. Seriously...

"Boohbah Zone" *snicker* im not quite sure what to make of this, you can click on stuff, and it makes wierd noises. and does wierd things. its kinda cool
Sent in by: mkow
"CNN - Game Over for Gun-Waving Taboo Losers" *snicker* i will admit, ive gotten pretty angry at people while playing games (mostly the game risk); but never to a point where i've pulled out my nine, threatened to pop-a-cap in their asses; thats just poor gaming manors.
Sent in by: Nitro
"Tri-Valley Herald Online - Pot Protestors Plant Weed at City Hall" *Snicker* this is so great. read it, its hilarious!
Sent in by: Xian
 
February 20th
"CNN - Nintendo Speaks on Next-Gen Plans" Nintendo lost me as a customer when they released the Gamecube with no reverse compatibility for n64 games...

"The Star - Parents Seek Injunction to let Students Graduate" alright, if you cant read by grade 10, you dont deserve to graduate. Seriously. When i had to do these stupid tests ages ago, i knew how important they were, but i also knew how to read.... Frankly these kids need to pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they've fucked up; especially since you can take the "reading for morons" class in grade 12. I really hope the government doesnt budge on this one; i'd hate to see my diploma turn into a meaningless piece of paper; if they start allowing these idiots to get one for free.
"eBaumsWorld - Viagra Overdose" uh heh, anyone else find it funny that this guy "supposidly" died of "stroke" heh.
Sent in by: Phenethaine
"TomatoAlligator - ShitBitchBear" rofl, too bad i missed these for valentines day~
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"WarCry News - Gamers in Love" heh, also scroll down to the "Gaming as a Couple" section, this is so gay!
Sent in by: Wolf-
"Perverted-Justice.com - Exposing Wannabe Perverts on the 'Net" bhahahahah, this is hilarious. k unless you have alotta time on your hands, read the first few paragraphs, then skip down to the bottom (before the pictures) and read.. These guys rule.
Sent in by: mkow
 
February 19th
"The Inquirer - Nvidia to Voucher up Doom3" uhm yeh the inquirer sucks.. they cant even spell john carmacks last name right..

"Ananova - Italian Police Seek Huge Breasted Woman" hah, nothing like getting a 5k titty job, and skating on the bill. that rules.

"CNN - Killer for Hire WebSite Prompts Arrest" k seriously, how stupid do you have to be.. offering murder services up on the internet... this guy deserves to get busted.

"Worth1000 - Video Games That Never Got Made" SONIC HERPES! YES!

"Paris Hilton Sex Tape! (parody)" ghah! is it wrong to be strangely arroused by an unshaven man in a blonde wig.. Kidding! (no really tho) anyway, i hate paris hilton.. she's not hot and her sluttiness isn't a turn on for me.. ah well
Sent in by: Gregg
"Zug - The Purple Prank" rofl, now this is some funny netsex0ring, it starts out very tame, but then works into some of the greatest hilarity ever.
Sent in by: Nitro
"Atom Films - The Jedi Hunter" k, now you've gotta watch a stupid commercial before the video kicks in; but this is like a parody of everything. but i like how they gave bobafett an australian accent heh.
sent in by: mkow
 
February 18th
"BBSpot - Lucas Reveals Changes for Star Wars DVDs" bhahah Han Solo saving some puppies! awesome! BBSpot is funny yet again!

"Ananova - Oral Hygiene DVD Contained Porn" rofl, when you order an oral hygiene dvd, and you get a prono called 'the secrets of girls pissing.." i think the switch was done intentionally :) hell if i worked in a DVD duplication house, i'd be swapping dvd's left and right.

"News.au - Seven Dead at Kite-Flying Festival" WHAT?! Killer kites are on the loose in Pakistan.

"SacBee - Astronomers Spy 10 Billion Trillion Trillion Carat Diamond" i always wondered why they hadn't found diamonds in space, you'd think with all the carbon and gravity, there'd be huge diamonds out there.. and well, it looks like they finally found one.

"CNN - Pornographer to Sell Whitehouse.com" lololo, looks like people who got on the domain buying boat early are getting paid serious dividens.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"Runaway Studios - Rat Pictures" lol, if it was a rat, it'd be alot funnier :)
Sent in by: Nitro
"The Star - Code That Can't be Cracked" ugh, i expect more out of companies now adays. everytime any tech company says "our code is uncrackable"; it gets cracked... the whole process bores me to death.
Sent in by: mkow
 
February 17th
"Sunday Times - Homemade Pressure Chamber Blows Two Men to Bits" Holy crap, whats wrong with these South Africans..

"Ill Will Press - Dating Advice" FOAMY 4 EVA!

"Canada - U.S. Mens Magazine Names Hillary Clinton One of 25 Toughest Guys" Rofl.

"Hogafflahage.swf" heh, i could play with this for hours, click on the horse to make your own song

"Coolegames - Advanced Penguin Smash" whoa, k, this is a bit more challenging, you've gotta toss snow balls at the penguins to send them flying, its hardly easy.
Sent in by: Year Lee
"What if Bush Was a Girl" k, i've posted this in pieces before, but never a complete set like this. Anyway, turn your volume down, cuz the music is terribly annoying..
Sent in by: Nitro
"BBSpot - Which OS Are You?" didnt i post this before? Anyway, looks like im AmigaOS :)
Sent in by: Mr.Furious
 
February 16th
"CNN - Inmate Escapes Using Toilet-Paper Gun" This is fresh outta the movies.

"eBay - GI Joe Documentary VHS or DVD" YES YES YES! G.I.JOE!

"CNet - Fake AMD Chips Seized in Asia" heh k i thought this whole selling overclocking shiz was over.. clearly its not.. When will these Asians learn.

"Excite - Nigerians Charged with Removing Boy's Eyes" What the hell is wrong with Nigerians..

"Klaus Safety Video.wmv" lol k, this is really long, its like 9mins; and its like 8megs, and its the most childish safety video i've ever seen. if i had to sit through this for a job; i'd be personally insulted. but the 'softgore' (yes i just made up a word) is awfully funny.
Sent in by: |TchorT|
"Live Nude Cats.com" <insert lame ass pussy joke here> heh
Sent in by: Nitro
"EETimes - Lie Detector Glasses Offer Peek at Future of Security" OooOOoo Techtoys. but with between 70-90% accuracy, i dont think it'd be allowed as evidence in court..
Sent in by: mkow
 
February 15th
"Rotary Engine Fish Tanks" hah! hold your fish in a Wankel.

"Ananova - Pupils 'Caugh Having Oral Sex During Lesson'" bhahaha, why couldnt i find girls like this when i was in highschool? Maybe i needed to live in Texas...

"eBay - 7'8" Pen Pal Friend" Whoa! holy shitballs, this dude is huge!

"Helsinki Metro - Helsinki Police Hand Out Record Speeding Fine" What?! 80km in a 40km, and its 170,000euro fine?! i've done that, and it was only a 1200$cad fine in canada..

"Planet of Aliens - Madonna.swf" rofl, this was sent to me with the caption "Justified office rage...", so true.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"Yahoo - Teachers Treated After Eating Doped Cake" ha! thats a great idea, why didnt i think of that while i was in school? baking a cake laced with drugs.. thats so awesome!
Sent in by: mkow
"Ananova - Teenage Girl's X-Ray Vision Baffles Scientists" why is it that everything that doesnt make sense happens in russia? seriously, think about all the articles i've posted from the russian press. The hole in the arctic, that has a whole civilization living in the centre of the earth, and now this (there were a few more, but i dont remember as the scotch has seeped in my brain).
Sent in by: Brill