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 "Yahoo
- Rogers Cable Offering Two Adult Channels for Free Weekend Preview"
Yes! Free porn for canucks! 
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"She's
Crafty - Whats Your Problem?" ha! This is so
true! Take a peek at what it said about me. its like it knows me or
something.
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| "Lego
Slaves.jpg" im not quite sure what to say about
this.. But lego rocks!
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| "Ananova
- Homesick Cat Treks Across China for 40days" alright;
i thought cats were useless animals, but clearly they do have some sort
of brain, its just a shame that they are the laziest animal on the planet,
otherwise i'd prolly have one; i cant imagine having a pet that spends
all day sleeping, eating, and begging to be petted (is that a real word?),
and then when you pet it too much, it bites you.. what the hells up
with that..
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| "Toreadors
- Gothic Martha Stewart" heh, this is even
funnier, since Martha Stewart will be making doylies in prison soon
heh Sent in by: mkow
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| "Slashdot
- Funniest Thing I Ever Said to A Luser" *snicker*
alright this is kinda funny, but it just goes to show you, that vendors
need to hire technical sales people :) Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "UC
Berkeley Human Engineering Laboratory" see
exo-suits are cool and everything; and i think that like cyborgs are
cool too. But... LOOK AT THE REFRIDGERATOR THAT YOU HAVE TO CARRY ON
YOUR BACK TO POWER THAT THING! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| Alright!
Things have been great in my life as of recent. I've gotten a pretty
kick ass unix admin job just north of my condo (the pay is great too,
more then IBM paid my ass to troubleshoot S390 problems); The people
there are pretty cool, and they all seem to be on the level too. Also,
i've kicked most of the girls out of my life, and i feel great about
that; no more bitchy chicks complaining/yelling at me about shit that
i dont care about. Anyway i got a pretty big smile on my face right
now, so yeh. .cre
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| "Yahoo
- Nokia N-Gage is a Dud, Electronic Arts Exec Says" *snicker*
Lets see... Talking into a gameboy? Who would have thought that was
a bad idea?
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| "MSNBC
- Doubt Cast on Dino-Killer Theory" i still
dont know why people believe that the dinosaurs were killed by a Meteor,
since theres very little proof (cept that thick layer of black carbon
in the fossil layers). heh..
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| "BBSpot
- Bloopers, Atleast She Was Happy" k, this
is gaylame...
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| "News.com.au
- Homeless Duo's Graphic Protest" ewww, homeless
people sex. thats so wrong. just think of the smells that would eminate.
*shudder* Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Shagnasty's
Penis Owners Manual" ghah they have a "troubleshooting"
section! just incase yer jimmy wasn't standing tall and proud :) Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "Pet
Preservation - Free Dried Pets" wow, having
a pet freeze-dried is just a bit more expensive then having it cremated.
You know, i've wondered for awhile, why people cremate their pets; why
not just bury them? Thats what i've always done. After all, shouldnt
you treat your animal like you would treat a best friend? Sent in by: mkow
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| "FoxNews
- Artifical Leg Used Against Owner" i know
this shouldnt be funny, but.. ghahahha!
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| "CanadaNews
- World Record Bicycle Built" And i ask the
most important question you can ask anyone... "Why?"
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| "Ananova
- Fat Woman Wins Driver's License Back with Diet"
wtf? a stone is 14lbs right? so this chick weights like under 200lbs,
and they took her license away because of it? whats going on in chili~?
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| "[H]ardOCP
- Infinium Labs vs. HardOCP Take 2" Followup:
[H] rules, Infinium Sucks!
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| "Xtreme
Underclocking" *snicker* did i post this already? Sent in by: Pork
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| "Keenachips.co.uk
- Rainbow TV Show" k heres a followup to a
link i posted a week or two ago. It appears that the wierd Kids TV Show
with all the sexual ineundo's in it, was infact real :) Sent in by: mkow
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| "Liquid
Generation - Sabotaged Hand-Eye Coordination Test" heh,
if yer gonna do this, turn yer volume down, its pretty funny :) and
sabotage your friends with it heh Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Yahoo
- Rockstar Games Announces Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas"
Yes! glad i still have a PS2. And seriously. Rockstar Games is like
the next ID Software heh.
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| "Paxton
or Pullman.com" *snicker, i dont think you
can actually beat this "game" but its funny :)
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| "Ananova
- Pupil Leaps from Window in Bet With Teacher" Hah!
i sense a law suit :)
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| "Match
Stick Rockets.com" These little things are
hilarious. i made one just to see if it would work, and it is true,
now mine was kinda sucky, but i think thats cuz i was using substandard
matches from a ghetto bar in toronto.
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| "PrisonPlanet
- RFID Tags in New US Notes Explode When you Try to Microwave Them"
hrmm does anyone else think RF Tracking tags on money is a terrible
idea? seriously, businesses could monitor how much money yer walking
into their businesses with, and how much you leave with, or if you rob
a bank, and try to use that money elsewhere, they'd know the money was
stolen. Sent in by: qsparky
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| "News.com
- RIAA Sued Under Gang Laws" lol this is so
great. Glad to see the RIAA is getting what their giving out. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Rock-Paper-Scissors-Spock-Lizard"
*snicker* Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Ill
Will Press - The Owner" Foamy rocks! |
| "CNN
- Polar Bears at Singapore Zoo Turn Green"
YES GREEN POLAR BEARS! wait... wouldnt that algae make them stink?!
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| "Ananova
- Sorry, You've Been Bitten By the Wrong Type of Mosquito"
what the hell? the indian government is actually trying to irradicate
all mosquitos on the 'streets' of Kovyur.. but they dont offer any protection
against those mosquitos that actually make it inside of their homes.
im not sure whats dumber..
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| "HomeStarRunner
- Strong Bad Monster Truck Voice" *snicker*
strong bad rules!
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| "Obsolete
- Electronic Musical Instruments 1870 - 1990" omg
this is so great! i had no idea they had archaic electronic music back
in the late 1800s. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Car
Stuck Girls" k, this prolly isn't work safe,
as its a fetish site. anyway, this is one of those wierd fetish sites
that you wonder why it exists. Sent in by: ^Smash
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| "Yahoo
- Caped Crusader Saves the Day in English Town"
alright i'm all for vigilante's. but why the hell would you wear a brown
cape? If i was gonna be a vigilante i'd be wearing black, or ash gray
or something, but not brown! Sent in by: mkow
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| "Bungie.org
- Warthog Launch.swf" *snicker* what a cute
little game. too bad its not as good as halo (which isn't saying much,
the PC version still needs coop, and i wont give it a second chance
until they release a coop patch).
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| "Ananova
- Gargantuan Pig Battles Big Bill for World Record"
i thought it was inhumane to feed animals till they grow that large?
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| "FoxSearchLight
- Farm Sluts" ROFL, this is hilarious. keep
watching, it gets better and better
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| "Excite
- Woman Reports Neighbor for Disturbingly Loud Sex"
why cant i find girls like this? ones who want to have tons of loud
obnoxious sex? maybe i need to goto germany.
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| "Jet.ro
- Truck Dismount.exe" alright anyone out there
remember the Stair Dismount from ages ago? well heres the child of it,
and its rad. and for more info on the Dismount Series, click
here Sent in by: Brill
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| "Harvard.edu
- CFA Diamond Find" Followup. Now, how long
do you think it'll be before, a few diamond miners turn into astronauts
:) Sent in by: mkow
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| "Stairway
to Heaven Backwards" Holy shit, they're so
right.... Led Zeppelin are satan worshipers
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| "BBCNews
- Earth Almost Put on Impact Alert" i like
how there was never an alert, i guess you can be too safe....
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| "Junction.cz
- Seatbelts.swf" thats a brutal landing heh.
i bet the pilots/passengers puked shortly after it stopped.
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| "Ananova
- Attack of Stalin's Monster Crabs" HOLY CRAP!,
a crab 3ft long, weighing in at 25lbs... also see
here for some pics of those big armoured bastards.
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| "Feed
the Nine Mouthed Baby" does anyone else find
this disturbing? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Wired
- Darpa Offers No Food For Thought" uh huh..
i find myself practically useless if i dont eat for more then a day.
i have no energy, and i often cant think straight. I'd hate to see someone
who hasnt eaten for 5 days, making a life or death decision for an entire
squad of soldiers. God that would be messy. Sent in by: mkow
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| "MSNBC
- Man Arrested for Watching Porn While Driving"
*snicker* Sent in by: Wolf-
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