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 Alright
i think i have my computer back up and working.. and would you look
at that.. 400 emails.. crap.. its gonna take a bit to sort through all
these..cre  
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| "Ananova
- Teen Sold Drugs to Officers with 'Police' on Jackets" rofl,
dumbest kid ever.
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| "Aftenposten
- Orphanage Scandal Continues to Grow" k, i
know im an asshole; but i figured i'd share my first thoughts after
reading the top paragraph on this article; "Well shit, beggers
can't be chosers...." but yeh thats just cuz im an asshole.
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| "CNN
- Krispy Kreme Plans Low-sugar Doughnut" oh
god. krispy kreme's regular donuts are so gross, i dont think will change
my opinion of them; Frankly what kinda moron would buy a "Diet
Donut" ? Its like those IBM guys i used to work with; they'd order
like 5 Big Mac's, 2 large Fries, and an X-large Diet Coke... i laughed
everytime they did it.
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| "www.God
Hates Shrimp.com" *snicker* yeh this is the
real issue :) not abortion or gay marriages :) Sent in by: CARNY
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| "WXII12
- Photos Show Fast-Food Restaurant Workers Bathing in Kitchen Sink"
if i had a huge sink, that had water jets in it.. I'd be bathing in
it too, i cant blame these guys hehe. But if i didnt already stop eating
fastfood (due to my wonderful food allergies) i'd prolly stop now heh..
I wonder what else goes on in these shops that doesnt get photographed. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "SugarQube
- April Fools Game" ROFL Now this is comedy! Sent in by: Warren B.
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| Alright,
i think my workstations harddrive is dying. this old 10gig fujitsu has
outlived its seagate counterparts and its IBM brothers. anyway i hope
i can get my databack so i can start doing real updates here again.
doing this stuff on my old ass laptop blows.. .cre
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Farting Kitten" did i already post this?
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| "Human
Target.wmv" heh did i post this one already
too?? heh
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| "AlbinoBlackSheep
- Whatever.wmv" *snicker* Whatever..
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| "Smittens.biz"
what the hell is this crap?!? Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Infoworld
- UN Study - Think Upgrade Before Buying a New PC"
heh see if there was more computer companies that actually offered paid
recycling services, this wouldn't be an issue.. If i could get like
20$ for each computer i could recycle i'd stop throwing out my old PC's... Sent in by: mkow
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| "The
Calgary Sun - Man Severs Penis" WHY GOD WHY!?!?
what would make a man do this to himself? i dont understand. Sent in by: brill
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| "Stud.ntnu.no
- Alexann" *snicker* this is so great!
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| "Gizmodo
- Bike Powered Pleasuring" Ha! this was hilarious!
too bad that Gizmodo pulled it down; but yeah, it was a bike acuated
dildo. It was hilarious! i'll have to see if i can hunt down a mirror
of it.
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| "Offline
T-Shirts - BF1942 Driver Bob" ghah, anyone
who's played BF1942 on the net with morons, knows what this is all about.
Non-team players blow :\
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| "BBSpot
- SCO Group to Shoot Babies" did i post this
already? anyway, bbspot rules.
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| "No
Pants Day, May 7th, 2004" hah ! YES! I'll have
to see if i can pull this off at work or not :) I'll post this again
when its nearly May 7th :) Sent in by: Brill
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Funny Movies, Home Base" *snicker* I cant
tell you how many times i've wanted to get back at a girl by sleeping
with their moms; but i never had the guts (or real desire) to have sex
with a 50+yr old woman. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Local6
- 3-Headed Frog Found" Holy crapballs! a 3
headed frog, with 6 legs?!? the only way this story could get better,
is if this frog was the size of a terrier or something, and it was eating
the local children or something. heh Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "BBSpot
- Top 11 Television Spinoffs for The Lord of the Rings"
rofl Queer Eye for the Uruk Hai...
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| "CNN
- Teacher Resigns After Duct-Taping Student"
hah! whats with all these US Teachers doing wierd shit in schools? anyone
else notice? Its like teachers dont bother thinking before doing stuff
anymore..
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| "C|net
- News.com - Camera Lense Mimics Human Eye" Now
this is pretty cool; using fluids to focus the lens. pretty slick if
you ask me.
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| "Apple
- Aliens vs. Predator The Movie (Trailer - Quicktime)"
oh... my... god.... I've been waiting for this for my whole life.. (well
maybe not, but i've loved the AvsP series ever since they made the first
video game. Anyway, i seriously hope that they dont pull a "Supermario
Brothers The Movie" on it, and make it completely gay..
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| "Dance.swf"
lol, k, i've recieved a large number of shockwave movies over the past
few days, and these are the best ones.. K, this one ISNT work safe,
so if yer at work, make sure no ones looking at your screen, and yer
volume is low (As the midi/techno is pretty annoying heh) Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "Seaman
Ship.swf" hrmm ok, i dont get it.. but its
still wierd and pretty funny. Sent in by: InterCity Kitty
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| "Madville
- Identify 1980s Gaming Font" did i post this
already? I've seen so many things its hard to remember sometimes :( Sent in by: ^Smash
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| "Ananova
- Pupil Expelled for Having Scissors in Sewing Class" alright
seriously, this whole zero tolerance policy shit is getting out of hand..
How can you expell someone for having a simple pair of scissors?. if
i was this kid, i'd bring in a pair of box cutters and cut into the
principals office, and hijack his shit.
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| "CapeCod
Online - A Vested Interest" Holy crap! now
this is some badass armour.. I cant believe it actually stopped an RPG.
Unbelieveable.
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| "CNN
- James Bond 'Too Tall' To be a Spy" i've never
heard of anything so silly, but i guess if they wanna be inconspicious,
it doesnt hell being a giant :)
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| "PennyArcade
- Infinium Labs Booth" Follow up, Now infinium
is catching some mud from Pennyarcade too :)
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| "Neilswaab
- Mr Wiggles - The Passion of the Christ" *snicker*
"Every child needs to see a man publicly tortured and executed..."
Mr. Wiggles rules Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Portal
Mix - Funny Movie - Birthday Head on Fire.wmv"
I still dont know why these idiots wouldnt read the silly string can..
it says right on it "FLAMABLE!!!" silly monkeys. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "OQO
- Ultra PC" alright all you PC geeks out there,
check out the specs on this, and then check out the pictures/videos.
This thing is like a blackberry/PocketPC all hopped up on PCP and it
appears to want to kick everyones ass. But yeah, the only thing its
missing is a USB 2.x port and i'd be in heaven Sent in by: Nitro
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| "Stupid
Videos - US Soldier Landing in Quick Sand"
rofl. i'd love to see the looks on the soldiers faces as they jump off
the landing craft, and end up waist deep in quick sand. heh
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| "Ananova
- Sex Change Man Can Compete in Miss Universe Qualifier"
*snicker* I'm not quite sure what to say....
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| "TheStar
- Dinosaur Theory Now Extinct?" Followup: How
did the dino's really die?
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| "Aftenposten
- Identical Twins Fail to Fool Police" ghaha,
this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard.. how stupid do people think
cops are?
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| "Rodenator
- Rodent Elimination System" Alright, this
is an accident WAITING to happen. Using Propaine and Oxygen to "blowup"
rodent tunnels... I can just seen drunken farmers everywhere, buying
one of these, and heading out into the field after a few swigs of moonshine
to "clear the field of prairie dogs".. and they come back
with an ass-full of small rocks and gravel. Seriously, the operator
has to be REALLY close to the explosion. What if the Rodent hole actually
passed under where the operator was standing.. that flimsy face guard
wouldnt save his sack from rodent shrapnel. But yeh, check out the Videos/Commercials,
they're great! Sent in by: Stu P.
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| "FetoSoap.com"
didnt i already post this? anyway, this is one of those "gifts
for the person who has everything". since im sure no one actually
would buy one of these for themselves :) Sent in by: Pr0phnizt
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| "MiniClip
- Bush Shootout" heh i could play this all
day.. and i think i just might :) Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "CNN
- Dramatic Rescue of North Pole 12" heh DAMN
THOSE WALLS OF ICE. it'd be much funnier if they had a picture of a
big ice cube with a huge angry face on it, chasing these russian scientists,
"GRRR IM AN ICE CUBE GRRRR".
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| "JerkCity
- Mwahahaha" rofl, jerkcity rules!
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| "Nettavisen
- 25Yr Old Died After Liposuction" Wierd, i've
never heard of anyone having Fat removed from their thighs, and then
collapsing a week later. Apparently cosmetic surgery can be fatal.
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| "NStorm
- Hemi Hurling" HAHA! This is so cool, cept
i wouldn't be throwin' a hemi if i had one heh.
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| "A
Must See (in florida)" heh, thats why im glad
i dont do landscaping/construction anymore :) life behind a desk is
alot less hazardous to my health. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "The
Enquirer - CIA Plotted to Bring Down Evil Empire with Malware"
hah Selling flawed software to the enemies of the US, thats so great!
I wonder if microsoft was in on it too, since they're well versed in
selling flawed software :) Sent in by: mkow
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| "BouncyBouncy
- Computer Support Voicemail" *snicker* Sent in by: Wolf-
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