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 Alright,
i think its time to hit the doctors again. It seems that 1/2 a pint
of Alexander Keiths pale ale wants to destroy my insides. I can feel
yet another food allergy coming on.. UGH. ah well, i'm sure i'll be
fine. but it looks like beer will be out of my diet..cre  
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| "Ananova
- Rottweiler Owner's Brush With Death" bhah.
and this is why weak people should not have big dogs. CUZ THEY WILL
EAT YOU IF YOU PISS THEM OFF.
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| "CNN
- Resume Fraud Gets Slicker and Easier" hah!
hacking a company/schools database to falsify past education. Now that
sure beats lying on a resume :) |
| "Reuters
- Boy Grabs Knife After Dad Pulls Plug on Videogame"
*snicker* whats our world coming too hehe. But seriously, kids now adays
need to be beaten severly. I cant wait to have a kid of my own, so i
can turn him into a super-badass; so he can pound the crap out of the
other kids.
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| "WSJ
- For Orlando Soto, No Day is Complete Without Some Spam"
alright seriously, if this guy lived any closer to me, i'd drive to
his house and punch him right in the dick. Its people like this that
feed the spam demon. "WHY YES I THINK I'D LIKE MY PENIS TO GET
BIGGER, TELL ME HOW!", this just goes to show you, that Orlando
Soto is a shallow moron. Sent in by: mkow
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"Press
Herald - Man Treated After Attemping to Nail Himself to a Cross"
rofl. "When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," Boucher said. I cant believe he didnt think about that before doing it. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "AdAge
- The German Ad Dustin Hoffman Doesnt Want America to See"
alright the dustin hoffman ad isnt anything special. but the rest of
them are pretty funny, well kinda funny check it out, it'll atleast
waste some time :) Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Nettavisen
- Bird Droppings Destroying Bridge" bhahah!
i never knew bird poo could eat at concrete.. but it doesnt surprize
me.
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| "Cape
Cod Times - Courtney Love Arrested at NYC Nightspot"
Oh courtney, you are such an idiot....
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| "Ananova
- Magnetic Jesus Attracts Complaints" Holy
crap this is such a great idea, i'd buy one of these. Seriously if i
could have jesus starring back at me on my freezer wearing a Tutu, my
life would be nearly complete.
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| "Wired
- Vigilante's Hunt for Pedophiles" HA! YES!
Vigilantes of the world unite. Seriously, we need a vigilante state
here in ontario i'd help out.
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| "r50rd.co.uk
- Biped Autonomous Mini Cooper Robot" Ho....ly...Shi....t....
look at the photo, read the little article, then look at the videos
towards the bottom. i cant believe that someone actually did this. and
the worst part is, some of the video looks completely fake :(. Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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| "Local6
- Vampire Slayer Shoots Man in Face" yeah you
notice how Buffy the Vampire Slayer wasnt blamed for this? I guaranty
if the media knew that there were video games where you could hunt and
kill zombies and vampires, they'd blame it on that for sure. anyway,
all these roleplaying fags need to start hunting each other instead
of real people. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Yahoo
- Verizon Wireless Lets you Get Online and Get Out"
hrmm.. now this is interesting.. Highspeed wireless is nothing new,
they've had 1megabit/s aircards for ever, but its never been this cheap,
and even worse is trying to find a reliable carrier. anyway, this sounds
like its a thing of the future; lets hope that cheap wifi/air hits Toronto
soon ;) Sent in by: mkow
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| "Princess
Episode 2" ghahahha! this is hilarious but
yet again, this is prolly not acceptable for work. so save the link
for when you get home or whatever. but its hilarious!
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| "Typepad
- Silas Warner Remembered" The writer of Castle
Wolfenstein for Mac has died :(
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| "Wired
- It's Me! Don't Drop the Bomb" Whoa! nearly
20% friendly fire Causalty rate in the US military. I dont understand
this.. When i play BF42 or CS (i havnt played CS in ages, but i should,
its a great game.... when fags dont cheat); i seldom shoot my own guys,
unless its a joke or something. i'd say my friendly fire causalty rate
is something like 2% and thats only from rogue grenades that dont bounce
over walls and shizz..
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| "TheAge.au
- Pi-Man Sets Record" alright, i've got one
word for this dude.. NERD Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "CNN
- Most Distant Object in Solar System Found"
k, i love astronomy and shiz, but is this really *NEWS* ? Also, whats
up with the name (thanks yearlee), why would they name it after the
Inuit god of the sea? when native indians have nothing to do with its
discovery? (found from an observatory in Cali, verified by an observatory
in Arizona, Clearly the inuit are running those observatories......).
Anyway, im being mildly retarted.. i think i need sleep Sent in by: Yearlee
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| "Panty
Smeller - owned.jpg" *snicker* i couldnt agree
more. this dude needs help. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "CNN
- Guinness Record for World's Smallest Disk Drive" alright
now this is cool, i'd love to setup an array of these, just imagine,
having a superfast SATA raid (or whatever interface they'll be sold
with), stuffed into a single 5.25 drive bay. Now that'd be leet Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "JerkCity
- Annabel Chong" *snicker* jerkcity is hilarious.
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| "Princess
Episode1" HOLY SHIT AHHAHA. K this prolly ISNT
work safe, due to cartoon handjobs and oral sex. but its HILARIOUS!
and you can totally tell Trey Parker and Matt Stone created it heh
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| "Channel4
- Favorite Swear Words" YES! They've got like
the whole SCRUBS cast swearing! Scrubs rules. Oh and again, if yer watching
this at work, turn the volume down a bit, unless you want everyone hearing
your computer swearing for like a minute straight
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| "News
14 Carolina Gets pwnt" ROFL THIS IS HILARIOUS!
FUNNIEST SHIT EVER~!
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| "The
Register - Toilets are Cleaner then Computers"
heh yeah you know, this would bother me.. but i've been eating infront
of my computer for like 10 years now, so if i havnt died yet from diptheria
or whatever im sure i'll be fine heh Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Monsterland.se
- CrunchTime" whoa! this is such a great little
game, it looks just like this old game for the PC, but i forget the
name, anyway, i think i'll be playing this all afternoon heh Sent in by: mkow
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| "TwelveStone
- Caught in the Act" hhaah! busted, This is
just like when i Total Goatse'd my managers computer at IBM, that was
so great (Total Goatse was a dev. project by a friend of mine, that
turned all the icons, the mouse cursor, background into little Goatse's.
needless to say he wasnt impressed heh Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CNN
- Meat From Accused Killer's Farm May Have Contained Human Remains"
Boy am i glad i dont eat pork.
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| "Nettavisen
- 1 in 3 Pregnant Swede's Drinks" This explains
why every swede i've met, seems to have the IQ of a 10yr old child.
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| "BBSpot
- Top 11 Things You'd Hate to Hear Yelled From Your Cubicle Farm"
k these all suck, skip it.. BBSpot should rename itself to BBSucks
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| "Yahoo
- Underground Wiring, Shocking People, Dogs" heh
i sense a lawsuit heh
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| "Demor
- Location Based 3D Audio Game" uh after reading
the whole site, and listening to the mp3's i still dont get how this
thing works. but i do like how they raided the same audio cd that the
guys from ID software did when they made doom like 12years ago. heh Sent in by: mkow
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| "Apocalypse
Cartoons - Rat on Cocaine" its so scary. this
actually reminds me of someone... Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "Power
Skip - Jumping Boots" k, i cant ever see myself
wearing these springs on skiboots. but the idea is neat, i wonder if
this will be the next generation of Skateboarding or something. Sent in by: qsparky
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| "SeattleSource
- Nuclear Missle Allegedly Damaged" uhm you'd
think that these guys would do a better job of managing their nuclear
weapons, like dont hire regular dock workers to move around weapons
of mass destruction.
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| "Ananova
- US Man Sues Burger King Over Hot Burger"
Alright.. seriously. Whats with all these people nowadays turning into
complete sissy's? I remember a time when people would avoid going to
the hospital when they were seriously hurt; just because they didnt
want to seem like a wimp. Now; whenever a 40yr old man skins his knee,
he's trying to sue the owners of the gravel that he fell on. Rediculous.
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| "The
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency" bhahahahaha
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| "Silicon
Valley - eBay Halts Auction of Vietnamese Girls" *snicker*
i know a girl who'd be all over this auction (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!)
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| "eBay
- Huge Underground Facility" *snicker* NOW
YOU TOO CAN REINACT HALF-LIFE THE VIDEO GAME IN YOUR OWN MISSILE BUNKER!
heh Sent in by: qsparky
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| "The
Enquirer - Unused Space on Harddrives?" uh,
yeh, i dont see the step where you need to sprinkle magic pixie dust
on the computer to make this work... Sent in by: mkow
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| "Ernies
House of Whoop Ass - Lcpl Boudreaux" lmao awesome! Sent in by: Servo
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| "NTLWorld
- Fat Boy Slim Weapon of Choice, Stick Figure"
heh, the original video rules so bad!
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| "BBCNews
- Cobain Wanted to Quit Nirvana" alright; does
anyone care about nirvana anymore? i used to be a huge nirvana fan when
i was in highschool. but now... i could careless.
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| "Ill
Will Press - Sitcom Silliness" hah! Foamy rules.
seriously. if i lived in newyork or where ever foamy lives, we'd be
best friends.
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| "Ananova
- Great Wall Myth Removed from Textbooks" ha!
i always wondered why i couldnt see it from any of the orbital photographs;
but it just goes to show you, what kinda shit is in our textbooks. I've
seen so many stupid errors in highschool textbooks it makes me wonder
about public education.
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| "JardMail
- Star Wars "Pants" lines" ghah!
Some of these are actually pretty good. im not gonna ruin it by pastesaq'ing
some of it. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Plus613
- Dildo Acuated Bike Seat" heh, after Gizmodo
pulled the link, i got a million emails of mirrors for the Dildo bike
seat anyway This is NOT work safe. Sent in by: Tom (and a bunch of others)
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| "Something
Awful - Mr.T Douche" *snicker* Something funny
actually came from SomethingAwful Sent in by: Re/Module
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