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 "NewScientist
- Mysterious Fairy Circles Defy Explanations"
wow, its like crop circles.. in the beach... how uninteresting... no
wonder they call them 'fairy circles'; to conjure up images of half
naked dancing fairies to try and take the boringness away from these
sand patches... 
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| "Excite
- Lottery Winner Waits a Year to Claim $23 Million"
wow, i dont know how this guy did it. if i had a lottery ticket for
23million, i'd cash it that day. i wouldnt dilly-dally around for nearly
a year before taking it in...
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| "CNN
- Vampire Bats Kill 13 People in Brazil" heh,
im not quite sure what to say to this.. heh. GOTHS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
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| "eBay
- Eurotunnel TBM (Tunnel Boring Machine)" just
incase you wanted to dig your own famous hole...
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| "The
Embassy Visual Effects - Tetra" this is the
coolest special effects movie i've seen in awhile, i love how the robot
"winces" when the bullets start to hit the wall its leaning
against.. Coolest shiz ever. Sent in by: Tom
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| "EveryBuddy.ca"
heh now this is an interesting idea... And it really
works.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "eBay
- Honda Accord Limo" *snicker* this is so great...
the cost of turning it into a limo must have been more then the original
cost of the car... Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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| "Kikizo
Games - The Future of PlayStation Revealed"
alright, i know many of you just dont care about consoles (much like
me about 3 years ago, until i bought a ps2 cuz my ass got laid off...)
anyway, These new consoles are starting to get fairly badass, they're
no longer little farty mips processor based gaming machines, they're
really evolving into media platforms, which im sure will eventually
blend directly into the PC/Intel/X86 market. But yeah, take a read, sounds like Sony is trying to beat microsoft at its own media delivery game.
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| "CapeCod
Times - Kelly Osbourne Enters Drug Rehab" What
kinda sissy crap is this... when i was 19, i was drunk everyday, but
i was still responsible about it. seriously, that whole family needs
a serious british-babyshaker; to shake some sense into these morons...
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| "eBay
- Off Road Commode Bumper Outhouse" *snicker*
watch the video.
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| "Aftenposten
- April Fool" *snicker* some of these are pretty
good. I like the homo metro one :)
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| "Technical
Virgin - Our Message to Teens" heh! Yeh, i
remember this site from AGES ago. but i dont think i ever posted it
(so many links are seen, yet forgotten...) but this ones great! check
out the Creative Date Ideas! heh Sent in by: TheGreatGodOm
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| "Bodies
in Formation" holy crapballs, check out these
old communist rally photos, Look at the people formations; now thats
what i call organization.. feer the commies! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Mo-Mus
- Mario.wmv" Nintendo4life! Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Washington
Times - Camera Nabs 788 Speeders in 2 Days" Whoa!
78mph in a 25mph zone.... Damn! thats more then 3x the speed limit,
if they were in canada, they'd have a several thousand dollar fine,
and a court summons.. But it looks like America has lower standards
for that sorta thing... |
| "Excite
- 'Barbie is a Lesbian' Shirt Suit Settled"
Ha! looks like the school backed off this one pretty quickly.
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| "Ananova
- Cat Survies Trip on Roof of Owner's Car" lol
seriously, cats are the dumbest creatures alive.
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| "Ananova
- Man's Vomit Caused £1,300 Damage to Car"
heh, thats why i have a strict rule about those people i drive around,
if they're gonna zook, they gotta get ALL the way outta my truck, otherwise they get tossed out. Puke can ruin a cars finish, and it just sucks to be that guy.
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| "BSH
- State of the Union" *snicker* Sent in by: Brill
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| "Atari.com
- Transformers" oh my christ, this is so rad...
Transformers forever! too bad it takes FOREVER to load :( Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "SourceForge
- Zero Install" durr... if i had a loonix machine
kicking around still i would prolly give this a shot. but since i dont;
im going just by what this page says, and it sounds pretty rad... Sent in by: mkow
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| "Wired
- A Fine Year for April Foolery" lol PC EAZY
BAKE OVEN
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| "Aftenposten
- Tarantula Thief Bitten" lol, seriously, you'd
think that thiefs would be smarter then this.. "Hey! lets take
this creature, that can bite pretty hard, and has mildly poisonous venom,
and try to steal it, by stuffing it into my pocket..."
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| "Universe
Today - Solar Plane Will Attempt to Go Around the Earth"
hrmm, you'd think scientists would be working on more efficient ways
to store electricity, as these chemical cells are WAY to heavy; and
if they could find a lighter way to store energy this sort of travel
may be feasable for consumer traffic.
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| "Excite
- Flatulent Cows to Fuel Oil Sands" *snicker*
what a great april fools joke.
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| "I
Robot Now.com" now this is some cool ass shiz. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Yahoo
- Bill Gates: Hardware To Be Nearly Free in 10 Years" yeh
this is an interesting thought, if you have followed trends of prices
in PCLand, you would see, that in 1983 a 286 PC Clone would have cost
3000+$ (like 9,000+$ today); and since then, prices have dropped, while
speed has increased, now you can get a pretty sweet machine with a dvdr
and highperformance video card for 600+$. it wont be long, before you
can buy computers from a vending machine.. Sent in by: mkow
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|
| "Canada.com
- Ohio Woman Says She Faked Daughter's Cancer to Keep Husband from Leaving"
Holy crapballs, seriously, what is wrong with these people.. Take a
read as to what this woman did to her daughter, This woman is a monster,
who does not deserve to live.
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| "Wired
- Congress Moves to Criminalize P2P" Welcome
to nazi-germany... whats next? are they gonna ban cork-pin-up-boards?
cuz i could just as easily burn stuff to a cd, and post it on a corkboard,
and let others burn copies... i hate to say it. but p2p file sharing
is going to get harder and harder to stop as new encryption methods
take hold.
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| "Ananova
- Sex Makes you Clever" Ah ha! so this is why
im feelin dumber as of late.. Looks like i gotta start bustin' muh mewves~
But seriously though, this doesnt surprize me in the least.
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| "The
Flash Archive - The Angry White Boy Polka"
rofl, this is great!
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| "Epsilon
Minus - God Hates the Scene" *Snicker* Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "The
Most Powerful Diesel Engine in the World" Holy
crap! i've seen the open crank picture elsewhere, but i always thought
it was a photoshop; but it appears to be legit.. Check out those numbers..
Peak torque at 102rpm heh. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Wired
- Playas Pay to Spread the Luv" What tha crap?!
these guys are morons... Sent in by: mkow
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| "C|Net
- Apple Told to Halt 'Worlds Fastest' Claim for G5"
heh, Gee, anyone else think its funny that dell is pulling the perverbial
carpet out from under apple inregards to their marketing claims about
the G5. See i can respect what Apple does, fighting against the grain
(intel/microsoft), but if they keep lying about their hardware, im gonna
start bashing them (more then i currently do...).
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| "Shomer-Tec
- Brief Safe" *snicker* Now this is a good
idea; and it would so work. But... the only thing i'd worry about is.
if you bring a girl back to your hotel room, and she sees your "brief
safe"; im sure she'd be inclined to run like hell, since butt-stains
on tighty-whitey's are not attractive in the slightest.
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| "Excite
- German Clerk Catches Thief With Stolen Card" bhah!
what are the odds, this dude must have felt pretty dumb after getting
caught. But seriously, what kinda moron, steals a credit card from a
mailbox (or post office) and then uses it in the same neighbourhood
as the intended recipient?
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| "Ananova
- Mexico Sets up Gay Football League" *snicker*
i just dont know what to say about this.
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| "Core
Dump.cx - Strike Out" lol this is great! Sent in by: mkow
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| "Ottawa
Sun - Wise Choice Dooms Teen" alright, i know
this isnt funny, But think about how the dad feels about this... <dad>
Listen Vanessa, i demand that you take a cab instead of spending the
night at that party... <vanessa420> Oh dad, sure thank you always
know whats best for me.. thanks for caring! *snicker* Sent in by: Brian C.
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| "Punchbaby
- BushBlair.mpg" this is so gay... Sent in by: re/module
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| Alright
Happy April Fools day, as always, im sure you guys have some great ideas,
if you catch any of them on camera, let me know, and i'll post'em up. .cre
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| "Excite
- Waitress Applicants Videotaped Naked" rofl,
seriously, if the current company i work for, would have asked me to
"model" a uniform for them, i prolly would have told them
to "shove it". But i guess girls who *WANT* to work at hooters
will do almost anything to get in...
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| "Ananova
- Top Doc. Backs Picking Your Nose and Eating it" durrr..
I'm not quite sure what to say....
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| "Fetus
Mart - The Magical Land of Fetuses" im not
quite sure what to say about this....
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| "BBCNews
- Spammer's Porsche Up for Grabs" *snicker*
this is the first cool thing i've heard AOL do ever. Sent in by: mkow
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| "NowToronto
- Poop Scoop" Whoa! now this is some cool stuff;
well as cool as poo can get. but still take a read, its pretty interesting.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Ananova
- Thai PM Gets Daughter a Job in McDonalds"
See now this is respectable. Not like in North American politics, where
the sons and daughters of government officials get cushy high paying
jobs. All government officials should give their kids McJobs :) Sent in by: _Spectre_
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