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 April
14th
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"CNN
- Weird Al Yankovics Parents Found Dead" Alright,
this has gotta be rough. I've never really liked weird Al, but i respect
him; and i find it kinda odd, that the parents would start a fire in
the fireplace, with the flue closed, in the middle of spring, in california...
Its gotta be like 90degrees down there, and they started a fire? Sounds
pretty suspect to me. If i was the cops, i'd be lookin for some motives...
 
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"Excite
- Air Marshal Leaves Gun in Airport Restroom" bhahahah,
my question is. why do you have to take off your gun, to take a crap?
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"ASE
Labs - Adaware vs. Spybot" uh yeh. so the moral
of this story is... Dont bother using Spybot..... Adaware clearly rules
(since i use it); but yeh, seriously, all these dataminer's need to
be shot, fuck spam that stuff can be easily filtered; but im tired of
having to help my family, and friends removing several
hundred applications from their computer(s). ah well, death to both
spyware and spam...
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"CNN
- Children on Easter Egg Hunt Find Guns Instead" rofl,
why doesnt this surprize me that it happened in michigan :) but seriously
though, if these kids found 2 guns in 1 park, they should have easter
egg hunts in all the parks in michigan, just think of how many guns
they'd find then..
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"EV
World - Tzero Electric Sports Car Stings Ferrari and 'Vette"
k i'm sure i posted this ages ago, but its still cool.. Although i dont
think i could drive a silent car.. So much of my driving enjoyment comes
from hearing the engine growl and burp..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"The
Register - Hi-Tech Toilet Swallows Woman" rofl,
this is so great. take a read.. frankly i think it needs to be longer
but its still great!
Sent in by: mkow
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"The
Skeptic's Annotated Bible" heh, heres an interesting
read if you're bored at work
Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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April
13th
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Alright
people, sorry for the website wierdness (i still havnt fixed my auto
uploader cuz i've been super busy, anyway, i got called out of town
on a mild emergency (needed to save some people lives...) and i was
gonna update on the road, but my local modem here at my home office
decided to explode so i had no VPN connectivity, not that it would have
mattered as the small ass town i was had no idea what the internet was;
and thats right about when my auto updater started to spew out old updates
and everything went down hill from there... Anyway i will try to get
it fixed this week sometime (heh, i say that almost every week, and
i never do it...)
.cre
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"Yahoo
- Thief Returns Car After 'Texting' Apology" ha!
now this is a good story. Take a read, but this isnt a fairy-tale ending.
I love how the theif stole the cell phone and the birthday presents
:) nice.
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"Wired
- Women Drive Changes in Car Design" Alright,
this car actually looks pretty rad.. The only thing i dont like, is
the Gull Wing Doors. Good luck squeezing into those underground parking
lots with concrete pillars lining the spots. But seriously though, the
lines on the car are pretty slick, i'd like one; but then again, i dont
think i'd ever drive a volvo, unless it had AWD and gobs of torque.
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"Canada
- Jail Sentence for Englishman Who Stole and Cleaned Dozens of Cars"
hah! this guy is my hero. he steals new cars from dealerships, drives
them around (clearly to impress the ladies), and then cleans and polishes
them, and leaves them in parking lots... this is the coolest thing i've
heard all day..
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"BBSpot
- Top 11 Stormtrooper Pet Peeves" *snicker*
i think #5 is funnier then all the rest.
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"Pulse24
- Eye Jewelry" Followup...
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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"Empire
North - The ID Sniper" holy crapballs, this
is the best idea ever.. When you see people enciting a riot, just drop
a sniper down with one of these bad boys and just start plugging them
with GPS locators, and then send in the helicopters blasting "WE
WILL FIND YOU..." on the loud speaker, people would stop rioting
pretty quick, cuz they know they'd be busted..
Sent in by: Wolf-
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"MSNBC
- Blazing Mystery is Straight From the 'X-Files'"
WoOooOoo Spontaneous Combustion, i do that sometimes.. Cept its not
so spontaneous... and it happens in my 'pants' region.. alright enough
crotch talk..
Sent in by: mkow
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April
12th
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April
11th
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"BBCNews
- Dig Discovery is 'Oldest Pet Cat'" wow, so
people had pet cats 11,000 years ago; that means that cats have been
begging for affection, until they get tired of it, and bite their owners...
seriously cats are nearly useless.
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"Ananova
- Piranha Found in Children's Petting Pool"
rofl.
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"ZDNet
- The Forgotten Story Behind IBM's 'First Mainframe'"
heh, the 7030 MF, oddly, i've never heard of this; and thats surprizing,
since i pride myself on being a sort of 'history monkey', but this was
really the turning point for modern computers, since the transistor
is the greatest thing since the invention of the wheel (think about
it, everything has transistors in it nowadays). But im still surprized
that IBM makes chipsets, i would have thought that they would have stopped
trying to manufacture end user processors years ago when intel stretch
so far ahead of them...
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"Aftenposten
- Secret Nazi Escape Tunnels May go Public" See,
now this is supercool history, i dunno how many of my readers are history
nuts, but seriously, all these secrets of previous wars are totally
curious.
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"Sport-Touring
- Motorbike Getaway in Seatle.wmv" holy crap,
it may take awhile to load (since it did for me) but the first one is
pretty funny, but the second is like "DAYOOOM!" heh
Sent in by: Bampot
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"ABCNews
- Surgeons Who Play Video Games Error Less" Now
this is the kinda research i like to hear about.
Sent in by: mkow
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"Yahoo
- LA Man Shoots Car Thief, Charged with Murder"
seriously, if i was on this jury, i would have bought a gun, walked
into the jury room, and shot all these fucken morons just to prove a
point.. If i had a gun, and someone tried to steal my car.. I'd shoot
them, then i'd cut the body up, and bury it in a shallow grave on my
front law, with a little tomb stone saying "CAR THEIF".. and
wait for his friends to show up.. then they'd have matching stones..
Sent in by: Usteppin
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April
10th
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Alright;
Let me give all you readers out there a little pro-tip.. If you ever
get motor oil/grease on one of your shirts, and you have to "spot"
the stains (use of a high grade cleanser/degreaser), make sure you read
the warning/hazard label on the cleanser. I hadn't until yesterday,
when i started to rub the stains out of my shirt, and i noticed a pretty
intense burning sensation on my hands, which i ignored for about 15mins
(cuz im a man, and we ignore pains until they're about to kill us),
until i realized there was a new stain developing on my shirt; and it
was blood; my blood... and on closer inspection, the cleanser had dissolved
most of the skin on my finger tips.. Ugh... it hurts like a bitch to
type heh.
.cre
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"Geek.com
- Plextor Squeezes 40% More out of CD's" uhm
now this is great; I'm glad to see that people are still tweaking CD
technology; after all, i dont see a need right now to buy a DVD burner
for my machine.. But then again, if my current LG burner goes tits up;
i'm definatly not gonna buy *another* CD burner heh.
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"BBCNews
- Beauty In the Eye of the Beholder" uhm...
This girl doesnt look so great; Oh wait.. thats prolly why shes worried
about her husband leaving her.. i see
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"Go-Girly
Comics - Cute Wendy" *snicker* if only it was
this easy.
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"Agujero
Negro - Ascii Movie" k this prolly isn't worksafe..
heh unless ascii pornography is encouraged around your work place.
Sent in by: Nitro
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"eBay
- Radio Controlled Halo WartHog" whoa! now
this is pretty sweet. Cept once thing. Couldn't the guy who made this
either.. made the body a bit bigger, so the tires wouldnt stick out
so much; or. shortned the axels so that they fit better. Dont get me
wrong, its a great model.. but it looks kinda goofy with HUGE WHEELS
STICKING OUT OF THE SIDE!
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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"The
Register - DARPA Dabbles in Real World Matrix" wow,
this is interesting.. a Database of Lives.. I'd hate to see what i've
forgotten (on purpose) heh
Sent in by: PlanetX
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April
9th
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April
8th
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"Ananova
- Giant Panda's Too Fat to Mate" rofl... if
i was ever too fat to mate, i'd prolly kill myself, or go on a diet....
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"Fark
- Modern Video Games as They Would Have Been on Atari"
Alright, now some of these are funny; but i do agree, TombRaider on
2600 would look EXACTLY like that :)
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"Wired
- NASA to Test Space-Time Fabric" Wow, now
this sounds interesting. I love it when people test theories that are
so old, that they've been "Accepted" as law, even though they've
never been tested.. anyway, take a read its pretty interesting..
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"CNN
- 800,000 Cards Overcharged at Wal-Marts" seriously
Walmart is a horrible corporate machine. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP SHOPPING
THERE?!
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"BBCNews
- Nigerian Jailed for E-Mail Scam" jailed...
for 20months.... for stealing MILLIONS OF DOLLARS... i just dont get
it...
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"LiveJournal
- Masturbating my Cat" k, i dont understand
this whole LiveJournal Pheonenennenmeommenem, but this is pretty funny
Sent in by: Re/Module
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"MSN
- The Valet You Don't Have To Tip" this is
the coolest thing i've ever heard of....
Sent in by: mkow
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