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 April
21st
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"CNN
- Mattel Recalls more then 300,000 Batmobiles" hah
you'd think that they'd have found this problem when they were playtesting
with the toy. I'm surprized they dont have review sheets with columns
like "Stab-ability factor (1-10)", and if it scores more then
7 on the stab-ability column, it has to go into review.
 
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"USAToday
- Companies Vie to Build a Better Toilet" Whoa!
that certainly sounds like the king of all toilets. Infact i was thinkin
about getting another toilet, cuz the one i got in my condo is too low,
my dink touches the water when i need to drop the kids off at the pool;
and thats just wrong. But yeah, i'll be 'test driving' a champion soon,
once i get some cash together.
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"Excite
- Cyclist Jailed for Slashing Tires" bhah!
seriously, if you dont like getting wet, buy a car... it really is THAT
simple.
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"Ananova
- School Play's Lesbian Kiss Shocks Parents" omg..
why couldnt my school plays have had lesbian kissing in them? I would
have had a hellova lot more interest in drama if that were the case.
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"Yahoo
- 'Toothing' Latest Hi-Tech Sex Craze" Alright
now this sounds interesting, anonymous public sex... I think i may have
to try this. I've had sex in public before, and its great, but never
with a complete stranger. maybe i should start to ride the Go-Train
in my days off.
Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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"Super
Model Personals" *snicker* This is hilarious!
Sent in by: Brill
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April
20th
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"Excite
- Dog Sex on Cookie Tin" Great.. way to go
excite, could you get a more blurry, pixelated photo?
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"The
Register - Intel to Merge Xeon and Itanium Chipsets" Alright
this is good to hear, I'm atleast glad that intel didnt turn the Itanium
chipset into another Pentium Pro fiasco (where they promise next generation
performance, which it really had, but they only made 2 chip models,
166, 200mhz, and 512k cache and 1meg cache). But the itanium still has
yet to prove itself in benchmarks over AMD 64bit CPU's.
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"SomethingAwful
- Games" heh, guess what? somethingfunny actually
came from somethingawful... I love the errorware t-shirt with CTRL-ALT-DEL
on it, but i hardly see how thats relating to a game?
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"CNN
- Girl in Wreck Survives 10 Days on Noodles and Gatorade"
Whoa! now this has gotta suck. Watching your mom die, and then being
trapped near the car for 10days after with only dried noodles to live
off of. This is one tough little girl.
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"Trifocus.net
- Everquest" bhah! OMG is that fairy chick
grabbing a rubber phallicy? bhah But seriously though, everquest sucks.
Sent in by: `Fluke
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"ToasterHead
- Oops!" heh, Looks like Arabic has better
smilies then english does :(
Sent in by: SirHugh
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"Ananova
- Couple Plan Divorce After Bumping Into Each Other on the Beach"
rofl, this cant be real, its like something that would happen in a Jim
Carrey movie..
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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April
19th
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April
18th
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"CNN
- TV Quake Film Has Experts Shaking Heads" *snicker*
why didnt the producer hire an earthquake specialist to help them with
writing and special effects? seriously, this kinda crap makes me wonder
whats going on in the world.
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"Nettavisen
- Man Dumps Strip Club Bill on his Bank" rofl,
Yeah for some reason i dont think this story would sell... "YEAH
THEY FORCED ME TO SIGN THE BILLS!" yeah right... forced you with
a breast in each hand i can imagine....
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"Ananova
- Cat Survives Month Long Trip in Container" Wow,
these cat stories in the news are proving me more wrong everyday. See
i'm not really a cat person, im more of a small dog person (i have a
problem with animals who poo bigger then i do). But i've always seen
cats as a kinda useless animal, unable to survive on their own.. but
all these stories about cats walking hundreds of miles back to their
owners houses, and being trapped in a box for 30days with only cardboard
to eat... its almost making me rethink my position on cats..
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"www.awful
plastic surgery.com" bnhahah these are hilarious!
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"Ford.co.uk
- Sporkta" Hehe, alright im not sure if i posted
the Ford Cat commercial; when the cat gets his head cut off by the sun
roof, but apparently ford says it was all computer generated... which
kinda sucks... ugh. But anyway, click
here for said commercial.
Sent in by: The-Evil_Twin
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"Popular
Science - The Ultimate Convertible" alright..
Why couldnt they make this car look cool? it looks like a shoe with
wheels...
Sent in by: mkow
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April
17th
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"BBCNews
- Sex-mad 'Ghost' Scares Zanzibaris" bhahaha,
seriously this would be the best practical joke ever.. breaking into
people houses, throwing a smoke bomb in the corner of the room, and
having sex with them while pretending to be a ghost...
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"www.StupidNorthernMonkey.co.uk"
omg, these are hilarious! Seriously, why do people insist on doing stupid
shit with cars??
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"SkyNews
- British History Re-written" ha! this is great!
but seriously, whats with all these WWII movies that are coming out....
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"Boners
- Never Flirt at a Nudist Beach" Ha! k, this
isnt work safe. and this dude is so cool..
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"Wired
- The Onion Taken Seriously, Film at 11" rofl,
take a read to this; the guy is a complete moron.
Sent
in by: Brill
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"The
Produkkt.com" holy crap! a FPS game thats less
then 100k to download, and it actually looks pretty good! I'll be downloading
this later tonight to play at work.
Sent
in by: mkow
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April
16th
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April
15th
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Alright,
so i assume some of my readers out there have seen (the movie) Dirty
Pretty Things. I watched said movie last night with a friend of mine
who loves suspense movies and crime dramas; anyway... why is it that
they never explained why the heart was in the toilet? They mentioned
that it was because an organ harvest went bad.. but... what happened
to the rest of the body??? That part of the movie made no sense.. Also.
Why was that girl on the cover art? when clearly the main character
was that african doctor dude? I swear.. Never judge a book by its cover..
.cre
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"CapeCod
- Intel's New Wireless Chips Boast Better Security"
hrmm now this sounds interesting. but this article lacks the 'meat'
that would be needed to completely peak my curiousity. But yeah, it
does sound like another bigbrother move from intel to stop piracy of
digital media.
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"BBCNews
- India Rally Stampede Kills 21" k, i know
this shouldn't be funny, but think about it.. People died while celebrating
a politicians birth... i would like to celebrate my birthday while watching
politicans die...
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"Ananova
- Gambler Gets His Life Back with a Single Spin"
Whoa~ now that takes balls, to bet 80k on a single spin of a roulette
wheel. but his odds were 50/50; so they are pretty good odds in the
gambling world. Though i am impressed that he didnt go double or nothin
:) heh
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"Bulldog
Skate boarder.wmv" did i already post this?
anyway this dog is my hero, a friend of mine (its a she), just bought
a skateboard to impress some skater guy she works with; but she has
no balance, i cant wait to show her this... heh
Sent in by: mkow
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"Subservient
Chicken.com" i dont get it...
Sent in by: Brill
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