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 April
30th
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Alright,
it appears that my webservers ISP is having some DNS issues, so some
of you may not be able to see this update. Anyway, i hope bell can fix
its shit soon.
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"Yahoo
- Worlds Largest Sandwedge" HOLY CRAP!
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"Excite
- Some Flee, Others Eat Cats in Prision Riot" Holy
crap! its like something out of an oliver stone movie. But i love the
fact that Inmates were trying to escape the prison so they wouldnt be
killed in the riot :P
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"IGN
- EA Goes Xbox Live" Alright, anyone out there
who's played any sports games on Xbox knows (first, that madden and
ESPN Baseball both rule) But also that they need online support, i'm
tired of driving over to my friends house to challenge his ass at baseball
(just to lose and have to drive all the way home... heh). But yeah,
this LSP thing sounds pretty leet too, i'd love to host my own XBOX
server, i wonder if they'll release it with public support..
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"Led
Zepplin - The Satanic Messages" *snicker* Yes,
its official.. Led Zepplin is an agent of satan.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"BBCNews
- Robotic Bollards to Take Control" ha! this
is great. I remember one time, they were doing construction to the offramp
that i take to get home, I had been working for like 14hours that day,
and i was exhausted and angry, it was like midnight, and as im getting
ready to exit the highway, i saw that they had my exit 'coned' off with
these unrobotic pylons, and me being a total jerk, just sped up, and
drove through the cone barricade causing these pylons to fly everywhere.
And ofcourse, what do i find? They wernt even doing construction; it
was coned off but unused.. Fucken canadian ministry of transport.
Sent in by: mkow
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April
29th
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"CNN
- Mailman Auctions Deliveries on Internet"
seriously, with postmen like this, how can you trust any postal service
anymore? I can honestly say, that i've never *LOST* a package before
using canada post, but i have had them manhandled pretty roughly. But
i think if i found out my mailman was stealing my mail, i'd prolly bust
a cap in his ass, or crack his grill on my louisville sluggah~
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"Canada.com
- Utah Couple on Atkins Diet, Kicked out of Buffet"
*snicker* This atkins diet crap needs to go... Carbs are not bad for
you.. 95% of the food that i eat is carbs, and im skinny as a rail,
its all about exercise.. If you eat carbs, and sit on your ass all day,
then yes. you'll get fat.
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"Ananova
- Russian Weather Forecasters Face Fines Over Wrong Information"
*snicker* I cant tell you how mad i get when the weather man is wrong.
but seriously, if they want this sorta control over the weather, why
not put the weather monitoring under government control? That way it
would never be wrong ;) *snicker*
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"BBCNews
- Games Make Awkward Films" heh heres an interesting
article on the new Metroid film with parallels to everyother video game
that made it to the big screen. But i still say, Resident Evil was one
of the best Games-turned-movies ever made.
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"LiveJournal
- Czerka Returns" rofl, this Czerka guy rules.
Check out some of his previous stuff.
Sent in by: InterCity Kitty
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"GalakTek
Entertainment - I Hit Her, Cuz I Love Her" this
is so great!
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Spelletjesgarnaal.be
- Chinese Cloth Folding.mpeg" omg. i have to
learn how to fold like this. it would make folding clothes much less
of a chore.
Sent in by: mkow
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April
28th
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"MensNewsDaily
- Alanis Morissette Doesn't Show Her Breasts"
you know, if i didnt hate Alanis with all my heart, this would be pretty
funny heh.
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"Wired
- Damaging Drug Study? Bury it..." Geee.. I
could have told these people this, and i dont even have a medical degree
or any formal tests to back it up. I've know tons of people on Anti-depressants,
and they're all crazy now. I'm tellin ya, If her kids depressed, beat
him until he's happy. It worked for me; I'm moderatly normal, and moderatly
not-crazy.
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"CapeCod
Times - Stallone Goes Back to Boxing for TV Show" rofl,
could they have found a shittier picture of Stallone?
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"ZDNet
- Why You Should Not Turn Off Your PC" Yup,
this dude is right, it barely costs anything to leave yer PC on, and
most hardware failures do happen when powering on/off a machine. The
only time i ever lost a harddrive (that wasnt a shitty IBM GXP) was
a western digital like 10years ago, when we had a power surge at my
parents old house; and thats the ONLY time ive ever seen a drive (or
any single computer component) die..
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"Meat
or Accident.co.uk" *snicker*
Sent in by: Brill
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"CNN
- Giant African Snails Seized from Schools"
HOLY SHIT! Check out these size of these slimy bastards. Hey anyone
ever wonder why everything from africa is "giant" ? They've
got huge cockroaches and now huge snails..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Soft
Labs Software Design" Alright, i know theres
linux people out there who've gotten all this 'windows emulation' crap
to work properly, but i still have yet to find an package that can emulate
windows apps and games perfectly. But the name of the project is what
strikes me as odd...
Sent in by: mkow
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April
27th
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"Excite
- Half-Naked Couple Climbs Tree, Has Sex for 4 Hours"
*snicker* this is so great. Can you imagine, 2 naked homosexuals, yelling
insults at police from up in a tree? i dont think it gets any funnier
then that.
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"Ananova
- Dog Had 28 Golf Balls in Stomach" Whoa! 6lbs
of golf balls; My question is, how did this dog swallow them all? I've
seen dogs choke on marbles.. Unbelievable..
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"C|Net
- Justice Dept. Sweeps Suspected 'Warez' Groups"
wow looks like they're still picking on DoD; I thought they busted the
founder of the group like 6months ago? I cant wait for the US to start
calling these groups "Terrorist Factions" heh.
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"Photomann
- Japanese Vending Machines" *snicker*
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"Alzado
- Vectorial Elevation" whoa! now this is pretty
cool shiz, But.. these government funded art projects never seem to
be anything super cool, its just some guy, spending someone elses money
on cool toys which doesnt make anything spectactular, but its still
concidered art.. Alright enough blathering from me. its still pretty
cool heh.
Sent in by: Tom
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"iFilm
- Apolocalypse Pooh" heh, i know i've posted
this before, but its still great!
Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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"Something
Awful - Classic Art III" *snicker* the mona
lisa is great!
Sent in by: InterCity Kitty
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April
26th
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April
25th
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April
24th
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"Everything2
- Why Fucking Cows Is a Bad Idea" bhahaha!
Most people would know that fucking a cow would be a bad idea without
having to do it :)
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"NASIOC
- Crazy Stalker Chick Recordings" Alright.
I've dated some crazy/psycho girls in my past, but NEVER anyone like
this, I just cant believe that this dude has done practically nothing
to this girl, and she's calling him for 2months+. But yeah, this is
great. really. She goes from being just a crazy girl, to being a crazy
religious wanna-be girl, to being a complete racist. Seriously. Oh yeah,
and make a note about where she says her dads from; cuz he's from Poland,
then hes from Saskatchewan, and then he's from Montreal, and then he
was in the USAF during WWII; And then he was President of the United
States. But yeah, She's a complete self-centred-mega-bitch! i still
havnt listened to the ALL of the recordings, but she's a total hypocrite,
she talks about equality of man, and then flashes back to how arabs
and african-americans are dumber then her because of their race. This
girl needs to be slapped around.
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"The
Stupid Store - Butt-Face Towel" did i post
this already?
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"Bachelorette
- Big Boy Cake Pan" *snicker*
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"eBayMotors
- Delorean, Back to The Future Replicar" Alright,
you know... I wish these delorean owners would stop doing this sort
of stuff to their cars. I kinda like Deloreans; Infact if someone would
give me one for free, i'd hotrod it, drop a SB Chevy into it, with a
5speed manual, and it would scream. Dont turn it into a lame-mobile...
Sent in by: mkow
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"News.com.au
- Woman Shots Friend with 'Pen'" lol, This
is why you shouldnt pickup shit on the floor of clubs in Australia.
Sent in by: Kanu-
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"CNN
- Flaw Could Shut Down Internet Traffic" bhahah!
NO PLEASE DONT SHUT DOWN THE INTARWEB.. Honestly; Even the worst DOS
Attacks over the past few years havnt disrupted the internet for more
then a few hours. I hate these headlines that make it sound like the
whole world is gonna explode if theres a new exploit out on the net.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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April
23rd
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"2OnYourSide
- Proposed Law Would Prevent Smoking In Your Car"
ha! welcome to 1938 Nazi Germany; Seriously, I'm not a huge fan of smoking,
but frankly i dont see why it should be banned in your own car. Seriously
people, Look what your government is trying to do.
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"SimRonan
- Afraid of Swords" *snicker* ok, anyone who
knows who VNV Nation is, should laugh their asses off at this. its so
great.
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"PennyArcade
- Final Fantasy Tactics" *snicker*
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"GameTab
- Unreal 3 Engine Movie" Holy shit. watch this..
I swear, If operating system technology would move as fast as gaming
software technology; our computers would run perfectly, they would know
what we wanted them to do before we would tell them; and they'd never
crash...
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"CNN
- Themepark Slammed for 'IHateWork' Website" heh,
i dont see why this is so controversal? nothing seems to be askew to
me?
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"MajorDamage
- Heroes.swf" bhahahaha! This is so awesome!
Clerks meets DC Comics! yes!
Sent in by: Brill
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"TomsHardware
- The Gathering 2004, Largest Computer Party" Whoa!
I've setup networks before, but this stuff looks like a serious headache.
Look at the cabling, look at the desk (made of skids). Seriously this
is ghetto heh.
Sent in by: mkow
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April
22nd
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"Excite
- Kill Mom But Don't Hurt TV, Teen Tells Hitman" seriously...
what is wrong with kids these days? This one deserves to be duct taped
to a radiator and beaten with a sack of potatoes.
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"CNN
- Firm Cheers the Loss of Robot in Iraq" k,
now this isnt really whacked, but i have a soft-spot in my heart (yeh
that little black thing in my chest) for military robots; And im glad
to see that the US Military is actually using them.
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"FlashPlayer
- Chipmunkz Gangsta Rap" bhahahah
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"Ananova
- Batman and Robin Fighting Crime -- in Whitley"
OMG this is GREAT! I cant believe that they stayed in character through
the whole thing, thats hilarious!
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"GhettoBase
- Human Target" k i'm sure i've posted this
before, cuz it looks familar, and it still makes me say "Who would
agree to do this?"
Sent in by: Ranma
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"N-Novative
- Atlanta Grape.mpeg" holy shit, when i saw
the beginning of this, i could totally see whats gonna happen, But its
way better then i could have ever scripted. its so good.
Sent in by: mkow
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"Odoru11.mpeg"
*snicker* i'm not quite sure what to say about this,
its either super cool; or the strangest thing ever caught on tape.
Sent in by: Weave
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