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 "No
Pants Day!" yes! No pants day has finally come! 
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| "Excite
- BMW Drivers Get Most Sex?" heh i like how
porsche drivers are at the bottom of this list :) Its prolly cuz porsches
are penis replacements; so they technically cant have sex (they're unichs
you know...)
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| "Nettavisen
- Gay Porn at Government Info Site" Rofl! Best
Government website ever.
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| "Wired
- NZ Volcano Scarier than LOTR's Mt. Doom"
you know this is one thing i've always wanted to see in person.. A volcanic
eruption. I dunno why.. I'm not really a geology nut, infact i kinda
hate geography; but i think its the fact that volcanos are the only
place in the world where rocks turn fluid. and i dunno why, but thats
kinda facinating to me.
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| "BBCNews
- When Hi-Tech Meets High Fantasy" OoOooOOoo
Rendering arrays rule... Sent in by: mkow
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| "Ananova
- Justin to Play Johnny Rotten?" ha! i'd pay
to see this Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "eBay
- Hand Carved Penis Soap" *snicker*
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| "Ananova
- Teenage Thief Asks For Return of Stolen Goods"
*snicker* dumbest kid ever.
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| "Yahoo
- Simpsons Cast Settles Salary Dispute" Jesus.
8 Million dollars for a single season (each).. Simpsons is funny, but
NOT that funny....
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| "CNN
- New Technology Brings Live Concerts Home"
Now this is a GREAT idea.. seriously, i'd love a copy of the Danko Jones
concert i was at like 4 years ago, Man that was great, or the White
Zombie concert i was at 8 years ago. Damn, or even better the NIN concert
at Maple Leaf Gardens 9 years ago. But yeah, kudos to the guys who tought
this up, its a great idea; and i'm surprized i didnt think of it first...
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| "The
Smoking Gun - Steak Theif" bhahah, Steak Theft
is clearl a felony in California :) Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Prison.gif"
*snicker* Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "CNN
- Bowie: Please Remix My Songs" Seriously David
Bowie is the coolest Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Excite
- Mayor Apologizes for Making Light of Police"
bhaha, leave it upto a toronto mayor to make fun of his own civil servants.
seriously, i may not like cops, but i can respect them, hell i was even
thinking about becoming one, everytime i get sick and tired of computers.
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| "eBay
- Riva TNT Developers Kit" wow This beats the
developer kit i have, in the red lunch box, speaking of which i should
auction mine off, since they only made like 50 of them.
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| "Ananova
- Cemetery Offers Coffin With Panic Button"
ha! you'd think that modern civilations would know when someone was
dead, and when they're not. Doesnt chile have doctors that declare people
as being 'not living'? dont they have death certificates? hrmm.. This
looks like a cash grab to me..
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| "CapeCodTimes
- Police Drop Web Photos of High Level Sex Offenders"
bleh, why would they do this? why make the information harder to get
at? I dont want to have to keep visiting the police station to see which
slime bag may have moved into my neighbourhood (assuming i lived in
capecod). anyway, capecodsux.
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| "Freiwillige
Feuerwehr - Lamborghini on fire" lambo's on
fire, makes baby jesus cry :( Sent in by: Usteppin
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"News.com
- Chip Rewires Itself on the Fly" whoa now
this sounds badass; heres a little pastesaqBanta said the chip has demonstrated 300MHz performance, outperforming 2GHz competition. In designs in which the chip replaces a full custom circuit, development costs can be reduced from millions of dollars to tens of thousands, while development time can be reduced from over a year to a few weeks, Banta saidSent in by: _Spectre_
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| "eWeek
- Network Card Theft Causes Internet Outage"
hah! now this takes balls, to steal some DS3 cards out of a router,
while its online :) its like stealing someones engine, out of their
car, at a stop light. heh Sent in by: mkow
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| "Excite
- Hero Crawled Onto Burning Wing, at 20,000 Feet"
Errr. i thought it was against the law to sell Military medals?
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| "BBSpot
- Motorists Alarmed by Increasing Size of Pedestrians"
*snicker*
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| "Ananova
- Trucker Concocts Superbug Killing Cream in his Garage"
wow, and just think... how much money and research has been wasted trying
to develop a way to easily kill MRSA Bacteria? Millions upon millions;
and they were outwitted by a retired truck driver....
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| "eBay
- Apple S4UC3" oh god. some people have way
too much time on their hands...
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| "b3ta
- I Like Bukkake, The Music Video" *snicker*
turn yer volume down a bit, cuz this can be kinda loud, and if yer at
work, it prolly wouldnt be a good idea to hear "I LIKE BUKKAKE"
cranked over your speakers. heh Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "TechWeb
- DOJ Strikes at Online Pirates" olololol 'elite'
servers... do they have spray painted logos on them? do they look like
the 'gibson' in the movie Hackers? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Wired
- Congress Moves to Criminalize P2P" ha! I'd
like to see them try to criminilize it. Since practically every connection
on the internet is a p2p connection. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "eBay
- American McGee's Ti Powerbook G4 Laptop"
just incase anyone out there wants to own a piece of gaming history.
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| "XboxNews
- Mankind Fights to Survive in 'B.C.'" Alright,
seriously, I'm not a console whore, but these xbox games are lookin
better and better everyday. Its really starting to make the PS2 look
like an Amiga.
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| "Ananova
- Yellow Lines Painted Under Driver's Parked Car"
rofl, workmen 'bounced' his car out of the parking spot, then painted
down the parking lines. That rules. I've heard myths about this happening,
but i always thought they were just old wives tales heh.
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| "Snafu
- Rotating Image" heh optical illusions rule.
I was thinking about making one of these, but actually having it rotate
just to screw with people heh.
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| "www.Earthlings-Movie.com"
oh god. i have nothing to say.. the synopsis speaks for itself. Sent in by: mkow
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| "PS2.IGN
- PlayStation 2 Better than Sex?" Well, Honestly,
if i could be guaranteed sex from a super hot chick, or a PS2? I'd take
the sex. But if i had a guaranteed Dinner invitation with a hot chick,
or a PS2, i'd prolly take the PS2, cuz atleast i would know what to
expect with the PS2. Think about it, how many times have you been out
on a first date with a girl, and realized that, "yeah she's hot..
but she's as dumb as a bag of hammers...". The duration of dinner
would be agonizing.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Spank the Monkey" k, im sure i've posted
this before. but its still cool Sent in by: ken
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| "Yahoo
News - Woolly Sheep" *snicker* it makes you
wonder how these animals survived before we used to harvest them for
wool heh.
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| "Ananova
- Rasputin's Penis to be Sex Museum's Star Attraction" HOLY
CRAPBALLS, He had a 12inch wang?!? Damn. no wonder the chicks where
all over him..
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| "The
Memory Hole - Microsoft Deletes 2 Characters from Office Font"
Looks like MS doesnt like the swastikas...
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| "AftenPosten
- Dog Scares Off Bear in Norwegian Wood" heh,
always bet on the underdog :) Seriously, when dogs do stuff like this,
why would you ever want to own a cat? Dogs will protect you from 1500lbs
bears.. Where a cat would just look at the bear, sit down, and start
licking its ass..
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| "The
Zompist PhraseBook" rofl, this is great! i
wish i would have had this last time i was in quebec. hilarity would
have ensued.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Webonex.com
- Videos" heh since i really only speak english
(anymore) i cant read any of these titles, but some of these videos
are hilarious, like the bunny humping the balloon. its so great. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Signing
Insults - Idiot" *snicker* Insulting people
in sign language, this is great. Heres some more. Fatso
... Sissy. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "BBCNews
- Speedy Qatari Sets Tunnel Record" Whoa! all
it takes is diplomatic immunity to break speed records on public roads?
Where do i sign up? or who do i have to marry heh.
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| "Excite
- Police Stop Drunk Driver in Bulldozer" wow
whats with all the strange moving violations??
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| "Ananova
- Baby Elephant Enjoys Paddling Pool" Rofl,
k, these are the funniest pictures i've seen all day.
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| "Aftenposten
- Jackass Stunt Leaves Teenager Dead" Holy
shit, dumbest kids ever.
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| "Nokia
7600 Photos" wow, i think Nokia has made the
ugliest cell phone ever put together by man. Sent in by: Maxtoo
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| "BBCNews
- Boy Beats Off Angry Bear" rofl, you'd think
they could have chosen a better article title... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Imageshack.us
- WhatHuh?.jpg" i dont know what to make of
this....... Sent in by: SirHugh
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