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 May
14th
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"Yahoo
- Infinium Labs Sets Launch for Phantom Console"
ha! they're actually going to show up at E3.. seriously, who would pay
199$ for a console, then 30$ a month for service, and then 5$ for each
game 'rental' or 30-50$ to purchase a game? how stupid do these people
thing that we are? You can buy an Xbox for that, with no monthly subscription
fee, and the games cost the same if not less. the only thing i can see
with this item, is that they will give you alotta hardware for the price;
but thats it. I also cant see someone smacking down 700$ (24months x
30$ service charges) for a no name console; with possibly no future...
i dont
think anyone will even consider buying this when the market is flooded
with consoles already. also see
here
 
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"Excite
- Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse"
i have nightmares about sexually aroused horses :(
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"BBSpot
- Hard Drive Cooling" rofl, the last picture
is priceless, the BIG RED Harddrive ERROR screen from seagate drive
diagnostics heh.
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"ZDnet
- Makers of White Box Super Computer hit Their Stride" Whoa!
now this sounds badass; and its got a cool history on intel/linux clustering,
speaking of which, i still have to build that cluster server i got collecting
dust at home. heh. 6x486dx100 cpus WHEEE it gonna fly..
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"Theme
Exchange - Theme Songs" oh god.. i just dont
know what to say about these...
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"SlashDot
- Corporate Work in the US vs Canada?" *snicker*
leave it to slashdot to rely on stereotypes...
Sent in by: qSparky
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"USANews
- From Dork to Prez." lol Clinton's TVshow
I cant wait.
Sent in by: mkow
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May
13th
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"Canada.com
- Apartment Zoo With About 200 Live Animals" Holy
crap! i didnt know it was illegal to remove road kill from the roads
in the states...
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"eBay
- Star Trek Apartment" lol, looks like its
up for sale again. it seems that every year or so, the owner of this
apartment gets sick of it and tries to sell it, and it never seems to
sell. ah well who'd wanna live in a star trek apartment anyway?
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"CNN
- CDs, DVDs Not So Immortal" wow, it looks
like regular cd use can cause them to flake out; but i admit, i've had
burned cd's all the way back to 1995 (back when cd burners cost $400+
and wrote at 1x) and they still work great, so i guess its all about
how you store them and use them. But i long for the day of timeless
storage.
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"Officer
- Florida Cops Arrest Man for Beating Baby That Broke his Playstation"
bhaha, seriously what is wrong with parents today, first, i agree with
beating your kids.. it keeps then im line and teaches them whats right
and wrong.. But.. beating a 21month old kid for breaking something is
just wrong. hell, at 21months kids are lucky if they can talk..
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"Cnet
- Cisco Readies Next-Generation Router" uhm
ok.... Usually when companies use Codenames to hide what the real purpose
of a project is; they try to use names like "Daisy" or "Wilmette"
so that they dont give anything away.. But Cisco might aswell have just
been openly developing this one, with a name like "HUGE FAST ROUTER";
im sure no one will know what they're developing.....
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Gem
Sweater - Bead Me, A Shimmering Dance.." lol,
if i was gonna try to sell ugly sweaters, i'd find a better model to
help me sell them..
Sent in by: Re/Module
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"TomsNetworking
- Got $19,000? Get Wireless GBE" alright this
is cool, but seriously.. Do you really need Gigabit Wireless Ethernet?
Especially with ONLY a range of 1/2 a mile. You could easily save $18,000
and run some fibre.
Sent in by: mkow
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May
12th
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"BBSpot
- DevTeam Releasing Multiplayer Nethack and Counter-Hack Terrorist Mod"
ahhaha, multiplayer nethack, that would rock!
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"Canada.com
- Canadian Company Sells Modern Version of the Banana Peel"
alright seriously these "less then lethal" weapons are a great
IDEA, but come on.. Wheres the threat of danger for doing something
wrong? If i would have known that starting a riot would have meant that
i would have been sprayed with super slipperly soapy stuff, I prolly
would have done it just for the fun it; Instead if causing a riot would
possibly get me shot and or killed i prolly wouldnt even try it. I think
the threat of violence is a far greater deterrant.
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"Ananova
- Police Officer Wearing Only Fishnets Arrested After Car Chase"
*snicker* a cop needs extra money, so he turns to transexual prostitution.....
Yeah, that seems like a good idea..
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"Angry
Alien - The Shining, in 30 Seconds" *snicker*
this is so great.
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"Canoe.ca
- Disney Blocking Moore Documentary" ha! take
a read to this, Disney is a bunch of pussies, but yeh, it seems like
the US Government is putting down the smack to keep moore under the
carpet.
Sent in by: mkow
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"BlindMans
Penis" uhhh, heh.. uhhh heh k, this prolly
isnt work safe, cuz it talks about having sex with aliens and farm animals..
heh but its hilariously strange.
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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"BBCNews
- Illegal Film Downloads Triple" i guess its
not a good time to own a video store heh.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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May
11th
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"SoCalEuro
- VW Bus Ball" i dont get it.
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"eBay
- StormTrooper Armor Costume w/ Accessories" oh
god, i know a few starwars nutz who are jizzing their pants right now..
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"CNN
- Rescuers Prep for Hybrid Car Accidents" oh
yeah, i never thought of this, What if a rescue team cut a live wire
on one of these hybrids? whats the amperage anyway? see if i really
cared about the environment, this is where i'd go and do some research
and paste some quotes, but... i dont.. heh.
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"Nettavisen
- Cucumber Man Exposed Himself" *snicker* yeah
this must have been some kind of bet. heh cuz its too unbelievable to
be a real fetish..
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"Excite
- Microsoft Adopts IronPort Anti-Spam 'White List'" oh
yeah, go ms, seriously, spam is getting kinda outta hand, but i tried
this "new" (well its new to me) anti spam MS Outlook thingy,
its called SpamBayes, and its the greatest thing ever, i have put away
my 15k junkmail.txt and this thing is doin a much better job, its on
source forge if anyone out there wants to try it out.
Sent in by: mkow
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"PhysicsWeb
- Accelerating Universe Will Limit Technology"
heh now heres an interesting idea.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Pac
Manhatten" *snicker* funniest shit ever.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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May
10th
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"CNN
- Competitive 'Eater' Sets Popcorn-Eating Challenge"
oh god.. didnt the Guiness Book of Records outlaw these gluttenous records?
and if they did, why bother? If the leading resource in recording freakish
activities wont recognize you, maybe you should get a real job :)
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"BBSpot
Comics - City of Heroes.com?" *snicker* City
of Heroes is a great game, i played the beta for like a week, and then
the beta ended (bastards), but yeah, you'd think they'd have a better
marketing team to realize the typos that would subsequently occur by
careless typing.
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"NESBuckle.com
- Nintendo NES Controller Belt Buckles" ha!
what movie was that, where one of the characters had a NES Belt Buckle?
was it Hackers? Anyway, this is a great sign of our times.
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"Ananova
- Thief Left His X-Rays At the Scene" *snicker*
i guess being a thief is difficult, well, i guess being a GOOD thief
is pretty difficult heh.
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"Webonex
- Windows Noise" now this is pretty cool. it
requires speakers though.
Sent in by: mkow
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"Zongrila.net
- Swirl" heh after a long night of drinking
and sinning, this is making feel pretty sick heh
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"b3ta
- Hey Hey 16k" bhah! this is great!
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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May
9th
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"eBay
- 4 Exclusive Signed Mike Tyson Rape Trial Sketches"
rofl, this is great! just imaging having these framed over your bed.
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"BBCNews
- Nasa Mulls Dip Trip for Rover" See, now this
is what im talking about, Possibly killing the mars rover; Nasa is finally
contemplating going "where no man has gone before", and you
have to envy that just a bit. But what i dont get is... why they chose
a 6 wheel configuration, it seems like a great idea on paper, but why
not go with a tracked vehicle for maximum traction? ah well, i guess
hindsight is 20/20.
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"Aftenposten
- Metal Rocker Convicted" rofl, busted. seriously
Death violent metal sucks, this guy should have learned this like 15years
ago.
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"Cnet
- Modded Consoles Sneak onto Xbox Live" Wow,
way to stay with the time Cnet... They've had mod chips with switches
for like a year+, anyway, im waiting for someone to make a MAC Address
switcher/changer so you can keep changing your Physical MAC address
on yer xbox incase you do get banned.
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"Microsoft-Watch
- Longhorn to Steal Limelight at WinHEC" OoOOoOooOOo
Longhorn.
Sent in by: mkow
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"Mental
Drippings - Covers 2" lol followup from yesterday
Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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"Magic
Bike - Wireless Access Bike" Gayest bike ever!
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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May
8th
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"Lost
Circuits - Software Raid5, CPU Hog?" Heh, heres
an interesting read about Software raid cards (yeh those generic run-of-the-mill
pci cards that everyone is buying now adays...) Any tech junky out there
should read up, so they know what there getting before buying this stuff..
Also check out here,
i have one of these XPC's and this setup gives me wood..
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"BBCNews
- Builder Survives Nailgun Accident" Holy crap!
Take a look at that Xray. I wonder what he's "forgotten"?
He prolly doesnt know how to Add or Subtract anymore.
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"Excite
- Laid Back Aussies Among World's Hardest Workers"
lol only 1800+ hours a year? Last year i clocked over 3000hours at IBM
(i was working atleast 6days a week, around 8-12hours per day). Thank
god i dont work there anymore....
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"Gay
Pimp - Lookin' Cute Video" ha! Johnny McGovern
has a new video! Now its not as great as Soccer Practice, but its still
funny. Seriously, this is the coolest homo on the planet
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"ZDNet
- Like Passwords for Chocolate" bhahah! Go
network security! But i'd lie, just to get the chocolate bar, even though
im allergic.
Sent in by: mkow
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"Local6
- DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class"
*snicker*
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Mental
Drippings - 10 Worst Album Covers" I'm sure
ive posted this in an incomplete form before, but i love the little
captions.
Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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