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May 21st
"CNN - Anti-War Soldier Faces Court Martial" well you know... Soldiers arnt paid to think... If you goto war, chances are... Its not going to be your war.

"The Register - Flying Car More Economical Than SUV" followup: it will be interesting if flying cars ever become legal for consumers.

"ill will press - Eye Stigmata" heh k this is prolly the lamest Foamy comic ever.

"Modillion - Kanye.jpg" *snicker*

"Ananova - Childless Couple Told to Try Sex" oh god. what kinda morons are these people? to have children, having sex is a requirement.
Sent in by: Ranma
"Echo Art" whoa. now this is interesting compu-art.
Sent in by: mkow
"Diesel Sweeties - Meh" heh so true, i hate "meh" everytime someone says that, i want to stab them.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
 
May 20th
"RedNova - Why Bother Moving an Asteroid?" alright, im a space nut, i dunno why, ive been like this for years; but im seriously waiting for an asteroid to smack earth up'side its head; its been far too long since we've had any major impact, and i think we're well overdue. Hey it could be fun. You never know; cuz if i knew the world was gonna end. i'd drive my ass back down to NYC and get tanked with a few friends, and have sex with every girl we could find, it would be great! but thats just me...

"Ananova - US Baseball Player Injured While Sneezing" lol Sammy is sucha-pussy; seriously i've had some pretty violent sneezes before (since im practically allergic to air), but never has one taken me 'out of action'. This is why i hate baseball players, they're such pansy's (when they're not taking bull steroids), and they're making millions of dollars per year to play a game. i mean come on.

"Excite - Drunken Stripper Sparks Airport Security Probe" hah! yeah, if i was flying from scotland today, i'd feel safe.. no really.. when a drunken stripper can outwit airport security..

"PearPC - PowerPC Architecture Emulator for x86 CPUs" Whoa! now this is somehting im glad to see, a VM Session for Apple software; I'm actually curious how this would run on a steep x86 system, possibly dual p4 3ghz with several gigs of ram. It would prolly stomp the Mac at its own apps. I look forward to seeing how this turns out..

"DragonLance Underground - Ru Paul DRAGonlance Chronicals" rofl, i think this fanfiction stuff is seriously getting out of hand heh
Sent in by: St. James
"News.com.au - Deadly Weapons Cache Seized" What the crap?!
Sent in by: Perlandra
"The Inquirer - US Workforce Should be Paid Less" durrr. i have one word for this.. "no".
Sent in by: mkow
 
May 19th
"PC Perspective - Alienware's Dual PCI-E Graphics System Uncovered" heh, yeah this does sound nearly identical to the old Voodoo2 SLI configs from yester-years (which i still think was a great idea, even though the Dual V2's only gave you at most a 30% speed increase and a max res of 1024x768, it was still the end-all-be-all of the day.

"BBCnews - Gaming Pleasures to Come" Woooo Check out Gran Turismo 4 and Killzone, they look badass; but i still dont think the dual screen nintendo handheld will make it very far.

"BBSpot - China Tries to Improve Copy Quality" rofl.

"Tech Support Spheres" *snicker* this is such a great idea.

"Pulsing Cinema Review - Gay Niggers From Outer Space" uhm, im not sure how i feel about the title of this movie. But i've seen it, and it sucks..
Sent in by: Re/module
"ABCNews - Can Cell Phones Cause Fires at Gas Pumps?" jesus, are these people retarted? Yes, static electricity can cause gas pump fires.. But cell phones are not allowed at gas pumps because some of the pumps communicate with the onsite credit servers using wireless networking. Which on older cell phones, would interfere with the authorization of credit. That is why cell phones Used to not be allowed at gas pumps. (Anyone familar with 900mhz wireless knows if you take an old portable 900mhz phone around an old 900mhz access point knows all communications will stop while the phone is in use.)
Sent in by: mkow
"I Want One of Those.com - Humping Dog" *snicker*
Sent in by: InterCity Kitty
 
May 18th
"BBCNews - Phantom Console Shows its Substance" Sorry folks, this is still a bad idea. i hope Infinium labs goes under...

"Ananova - Staring Competition Ends in Tears" rofl, now this is a hardcore sport... The sport of staring............ anyone else notice, that people in japan take the dumbest shit seriously, ie, Role playing games, if you kill someones level 80 dwarven mage, expect to see the owner of that midget wizard at your door step with a katana 20mins later, cuz he will kill you.

"Reuters - ID Software Hints About Next Game" lol, Reuters sucks.
He offered few details on the style or content of the game, other than to say the id team would start serious work on it in short order, possibly a matter of days, after moving on from the PC and later Xbox releases of the new "Doom2".
Yeah, im sure ID is releasing Doom2 for xbox.. Im sure they actually meant Doom3... Silly rabbits.

"TheRegister - Sony, IBM to Offer Cell Workstations for Xmas" OoOOoooOOo Developer workstations, now thats a good idea; i wonder how much one of these badboys runs?

"Case.edu - Case Student to Brew Up Solution to Keep Beer Kegs Cool" hah! i can totally see this in the idea stage. Mr.CollegeStudent is all tanked at the end of a keg party, next to a warm keg, lookin to score some suds; and its piss warm, then he says "Someone should really come up with a way to keep this thing cold all night..." and then like a sign from god; the heavens opened up, and the light shone down upon him. and the keg sleave was born...
Sent in by: mkow
"Online Etch a Sketch" *snicker* hours of fun enclosed.. I like the fact you can email yer etch-a-sketch pictures to people.
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
"SendFunPages - Ugly Cut" heh someone jackassed this kid
Sent in by: _Spectre_
 
May 17th
"FileFront - Phantom PC/Console Preview" uuhh yeah, i'd like to see them download UT2004 in 4-15mins... that'll be the day.. a game thats shipped on like 6dvd's being transferred in under a 1/4 of an hour...

"NewScientist - Handsome Men Evolved Thanks to Picky Females" uhm how is this possible? if ugly men didnt get girls, then they wouldnt reproduce, and wouldnt 'evolve' as they wouldnt have any offspring...

"eBay - Complete Ghost Busters Suit" Whoa! this is great! check it out, every detail is perfect (or atleast what i can remember)

"Ananova - Funky Looking House Cat Was Wild" hah! and this is why dumb people should not pickup wild animals they find wounded at the side of the road. Sure, i bet this girl felt like she was saving the world when she was bringing the animal to the vet, but what if it would have attacked her while she was driving? Then both of them would be dead heh.

"CNN - Cyber Church: Now God Goes Online" *snicker* i'd love to see someone hack gods church :)
Sent in by: _Spectre_

"Turn Off The Internet.com" heh, I love big red buttons, they so remind me of Ren and Stimpy (you know that episode, with the red button?) heh
Sent in by: mkow
"Popular Science - The Worst Jobs in Science" and the barnyard masturbator will always be the tops on my list of jobs i never want to have to do or seen done.
Sent in by: Suffer
 
May 16th
"Dynamism - iDuck Storage Device" rofl, this is great! i'd so buy one of these if i needed one.

"BBCNews - Halo Sequel Shows Potential" Durr.. 64players in a multiplayer game of Halo2. now that sounds interesting. I never much liked the first game. since the only good thing that it had going for it was the Warthog, but that grew old once BF1942 came out with Tons of vehicles you could drive; and that completely over shadowed Halo (in my opinion). Anyway, i hope they bring in more Multi-seat+gunner vehicles since that was the best thing in the whole game.

"Aftenposten - One Sub Found, Another Goes Missing" heh, wow, when these little mini subs cost like 4million dollars, you'd think they'd have a backup GPS locator or something in it, or atleast ballast tanks and a blinking beacon; so they wouldnt get lost.

"Ananova - Italian Police Get Lamborghinis" uhhhhhhhhhh i'd join the police just to drive this quick little bastard. I cant think of a better job then chasing bad guys in a 500hp supercar..

"CartoonStar.de - Cub Shoot" heh, this is a game of sorts, but i dont get it???
Sent in by: Ranma
"KTVU - Mexican Airforce Releases UFO Photos" heh, now this is leet. take a look at the video, my spanish is rough, so i can only understand when they're counting and talking about the lights.. But it makes me wonder.. if aliens did exist, why would they goto mexico?
Sent in by: DirectorSG
"The Register - Dabber Exploits Sasser Flaw" seriously, parents need to beat their kids... then they wouldnt have time to make viruses like these.. heh
Sent in by: mkow
 
May 15th
"CockEyed - 600,426,974,379,824,381,952 Ways to Spell Viagra" god.. some people have way too much time on their hands.

"Ananova - X-ray Proved Robber's Guilt" i cant imaging trying to pass a necklace, the shear thought makes my anus contract...

"TShirt Hell - I'm Huge in Japan" ghah! i know a few wannabe musicians who are gonna get one of these as a birthday gift.

"MujMac - Tatra Mac G4 - Fastest Mac on Four Wheels" alright, as much as i normally bash Mac's and Mac Fans, this is pretty neat. Now it could have been done by the normal compu-car nuts with a mini-itx motherboard and windows 2000/XP, but instead this guy hacked up a G4 (costing several thousand dollars more then the mini-itx solution). Anyway its pretty slick
Sent in by: Servo
"b3ta - Buffy's Swearing Keyboard" *snicker* this doesnt sound like buffy... it sounds like a Sepultura song heh
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"eBay - Racing Quad" hah! gotta love these image thiefs. This is hilarious!
Sent in by: Xian
"SearchSecurity - Whispering Keyboards Could be Next Attack Trend" heh i always wondered this, like, i can tell the sound that my fingers make when i type "heh" or "anyway"; so why couldnt someone else listening to me type NOT be able to tell what im typing?
Sent in by: mkow