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 May
31st
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"Aftenposten
- Politician Admits to Sex with 14yr Old" k,
theres something so wrong with this.... First, doing a 14yr old is never
cool, not even in my books, second; beating up girls should be punishable
by death. Sure there have been times when i've wanted to hit a girl,
but that little voice that says "yeah, drink more" or "yeah,
drive faster", says "Nope, no hitting girls...."
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"BBSpot
- Harddrive Noise Reduction" *snicker* I like
how the grease is oozing out of the drive..
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"Total
Video Games - xbox Next PC" hrmm i wondered
about this aswell, Why would MS move to a non-intel type architecture,
when its OS was based on x86 technology. The only thing i can think
of is that IBM may be engineering a chip that can emulate x86 through
some sort of code-morphing or something. Looks like we'll have to wait
to see what IBM/MS is gonna bring. also see
here
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"Ananova
- New Rules on Pizza to be Introduced" heh
i have two words for you.. "Pizza Nazi".. or.. "Facist
Pasta" This is the silliest thing ive ever heard.
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"UCSD
Guardian - Library Walk Screening of Berg Beheading Cancelled"
lol interesting.. Go War!
Sent in by: YearLee
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"WCPO
- Suspect Caught After Wreck Damages Vehicles and Garage" Holy
shit! Look at the pictures!
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"GodSpeedComputing
- eBible" *snicker*
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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May
30th
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"The
Observer - Oral Sex Lessons to Cut Rates of Teenage Pregnancy"
Oh my god.. why didnt they teach this to women when i was in highschool?
this is the greatest idea ever. I wonder if they'd issue "homework"
in this class ;)
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"ScoreRocks
- Interview With Vanilla Ice" *snicker* Looks
like vanilla ice still has a chip on his shoulder about the whole 'he
sucks' thing. Anyway, its pretty funny take a read; cuz he's definatly
high during this interview :)
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"TechTV
Blooper.wmv" k, i know i've posted this before,
but it still makes me laugh.. Its so seldom you get to hear a nice old
guy swear heh.
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"The
Star - Snoop Dogg Files for Divorce" heh Divizzle
heh but who would name their kids "Corde" "Cordell"
and "Cori" ? Its like these stupid twin brothers i knew when
i was younger, named 'Andre' and 'Andreas'. They were as dumb as a bag
of hammers; and trying to get either one of their attentions always
made me feel like a moron.
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"CounterPunch
- You Cant Mock the President or Say 'Balls'"
ghahahah! This is so great! this is a must read. Funniest shit ever.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"CNN
- Spanky the Clown Arrested on Porn Charges"
lol alright, with a name like 'spanky the clown' im surprized no one
thought of him as a pedophile. Frankly, anyone who is a clown, is probably
a pedo.. Since its the one way that sick old men can get close to children,
make phallic shapes with balloons and have 'puppet shows'. Oh and lets
not forget, that clowns actually get paid for hanging around children...
But yeah. Clowns == bad.
Sent in by: BioxZen
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"Gizmo
- EasyGlider Provides Fun Clean Transport"
uhm heh yeah sure, this seems like a great idea.. but i wouldnt be caught
dead on one of these.. Like.. if you were driving across town, to your
lawyers office or something, what would you do with this thing once
you got there? lock it up outside? So some kids with a screw driver
set could dismantle it and steal it? Thats the only problem with these
Segway type devices, once you get off of them, you have to do something
with them. and then they become this huge burden.
Sent in by: Tristan
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May
29th
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"Kiteretsu.jp
- Grow Eyezmaze" uhym ok, so i dont get it,
but its kinda cool. i'll be playing with this all day at work today
heh.
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"eBay
- Leviton 12 Port Fiber Box" *rofl* OOPS WRONG
PICTURE!
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"ChronicLogic
- Pontifex2" omg. i dont remember if i posted
the first pontifex game, but it ruled (as far as bridge building sims
go). but anyway, i've got a few days coming up that i actually dont
have to work for, so i get the strangest feeling i'll be playing this
while eating icecreme while wearing boxers. wheee
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"Unreal
Technology - U3 Engine Tech" all i gotta say
is 'damn....'
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"MSN
Entertainment - William Hung, She Bangs, Video" rofl,
william hung rules.
Sent in by: Wolf-
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"EmoGame
- Anti-Bush Game" *snicker* ok, this contains
some stuff thats prolly not worksafe, like voltron fucking the statue
of liberty.... (yeah thats right, voltron is cool like that...) Anyway,
click on the little talking heads at the bottom of the page to progress
the story (just like in those other japanese games).
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"JakksTVGames
- Namco" see this is cool and all, but i bet
it costs like 50$ less then an xbox, which makes it 1000x too expensive..
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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May
28th
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May
27th
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"BBCNews
- Police Called Out to Boat Drama" lol, i remember
like 7years ago, filming a movie for a highschool film class, using
replica guns, a buddy of mine "wore" his gun to the film set
(it was an easy 500-800ft walk for him) and some bankers in a building
he passed by called the cops, they thought we were starting a revolution
in our small port town, it was funny, till we realized that the swat
team was on their way.
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"NPR
- Tricks the Brain Plays" woooo interesting..
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"Halflife
2 Case mod" uhhh, talk about overkill. Seriously,
are these geeks really anymore popular then regular geeks? i dont think
so. but its still pretty cool stuff..
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"TheRegister
- Intel 'Acquires' Russian Itanium Killer R&D Staff" Why
have i never heard of these guys? For a russian super chip maker, you'd
think they'd be the shining star of the iron curtain..
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"Fanta.dk
- The Fanta Channel" lol the captions on these
are great!
Sent in by: Re/Module
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"Military
Codename Generator" *snicker* i can see infinite
uses for this :)
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Flabber.nl
- Hit the Penguin 2" oh god... not another
one of these 'Smack the Pengiun' games..
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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May
26th
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Alright
first things first, Things with me have been going great! I think im
finally on the right track; and im actually having fun. Anyway, I recently
saw 'Super Size Me' (the movie) and it is by far the funniest documentary
i've ever seen. If its playing at a theatre near you, make sure you
see it. Oh and hit macdonalds one last time before you go, cuz you wont
wanna go again after watching it.
.cre
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"BBCnews
- Paris Airport Roof Collapse, Kills Five"
Damn, look at that.. How can they notice Cracks and Falling Dust, and
not be alarmed? Why would they leave this gantry open? nearly a 100ft
of section collapsed, but i sense a Serious lawsuit against paris air...
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"Ananova
- Man Swallows Knife to Avoid Arrest" lol,
so this dude had drugs and weapons in his flat, and instead of swallowing
the drugs, and taking the weapons charge when the cops showed up, he
swallows the knife, and takes the drug charge... This doesnt make any
sense to me.
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"Canada.com
- LA Zoo to Have Robotic Dinosaurs" wow, looks
like the Zoos in Cali. are starving for visitors.. If this actually
makes them any money, i can see Zoo's and Museums slowly merging into
a "living museums". Not a bad idea.. Cept i can imagine that
Robotic Dinosaurs would scare the crap out of any neighbouring animal
:)
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"Glarkware
- Urban Asshole Notification Cards" *snicker*
YES!
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"VideoRanch
- Sorority Girls From Hell" rofl, This is great!
check out the Sorority Girls from Hell video; i think i may have to
rent this one heh.
Sent in by: BioxZen
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"Bastard
Operator From Hell Archives" heh BOFH rules.
Sent in by: mkow
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May
25th
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"Wired
- My Left Arm For A Gmail Account" followup:
Wow, i didnt know people were trying to sell their invitations.. See
do people really need email this badly? I used to have a hotmail account
like 3 years ago, but it got so much spam i just let it close itself,
and now i just use the name of the account for MSN Messenger; Free email
blows. Even 1 Gig worth of storage would blow, im willing to bet that
they have a limit of like 1meg per message or something like that, which
would make it nearly useless for transfering files.
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"CNN
- Weather May Explain Mexico UFO Stir" uhm,
cept theres only one problems with this Ball lightning theory, Ball
lightning doesnt show up on radar (since its technically a plasma).
Thanks for doing your research there CNN..
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"Canada
- Animal Parts Tie Up Traffic On One of Edmonton's Busiest Roadways"
bhah! if i saw beheaded pigs on the road, i dunno what i'd do. prolly
try to drive over them, and see how many i could crush. it'd be like
a game.. only messier.
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"Ananova
- Nerd Action Figure Doll on Sale" *snicker*
A hero for the future
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"Space
- Private Rocket SpaceShipOne Makes Third Rocket Powered Flight"
whoa! now this is pretty cool, i never thought Nasa would allow a non-nasa
rocket to be launched from the US.
Sent in by: mkow
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"CNN
- Cyber Church Reacts to 'Satan' Visit" *snicker*
Who called it? :)
Sent in by: cBland
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"Fun
Folly - Hamburger Mascot Costume" ghah, who
in their right mind would buy this, and wear it??
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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May
24th
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May
23rd
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"13abc
- Pie-in-Face Contest Gets Student Expelled"
bhaha, seriously, this principal needs to take a break. Dont allow a
contest like this if you dont think you can handle it. Honestly, if
i was this kid, my first day back to school, i'd buy the principal a
pie, and bring it to her with a menacing smile on my face. Just to see
her clamour away.
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"CNN
- Boy Fends Off Alligator Attack with Swift Punch"
how on earth, could you be swimming, and not notice an alligator trying
to bite your head? Dont get me wrong, sure this is a tragedy, but i
think the kid was messin with the alligator, and it got fed up, and
bit his dumb-ass in the head; and then ran away.
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"Ananova
- Woman Overdoses on Liquorice" *snicker* why
have i never heard of this? Liquorice releaving Constipation? Wait...
its also the cure for the common cold too.
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"BBSpot
- Sam Cinema, Movie P.I." *snicker* i always
wondered why Skynet would send a German Vocal robot back in time to
find a California Kid...
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"WFTV
- Man Arrested After Motel Is Coated with Vaseline"
oh my god! this is such a great idea! But yeah, I can totally see Motel
Six not being too impressed with that :)
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"The
Ultimate War Sim" rofl, "Truth Status:
Not Handling IT" this rules
Sent in by: mkow
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"Think
Geek - Datasurfer PC Workstation" this is kinda
coo, but i dont think i could live without a 'desk'; since i pile shit
around/on my desk; if i didnt have it, i'd prolly just drop stuff on
the floor or something.
Sent in by: InterCity Kitty
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May
22nd
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May
21st
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