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 June
21st
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"TheRegister
- Thieves Lift PCs From Security show" *snicker*
Sucks to be these security guys.
 
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"CNN
- Truck Hauling Bee's Crashes in Montana" bhah!
just imagine this. Yer a truck driver, driving a truckload of bee hives;
something happens, and the truck goes out of control, you flip it, and
nearly 10 million pissed off bee's start lookin for revenge.. I'm honestly
surprized this guy got out alive. I dont know if you can die from excessive
bee stings, but this dude would have tested that theory..
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"eBay
- My Son's 2 Phish Tickets..." Oh man i love
these auctions. The ones that tell a great story about someone screwing
up. they totally make my day.
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"Ananova
- Identical Twins Break Arm on Same Day" heh
yeah what are the odds? The dad should have bought a lottery ticket,
or played the craps table or something.
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"Boston
- $132K of Grant to Combat Goth Returned" bhah!
now this is funny, Goths are considered "not a problem". I
just cant believe that they got a budget for that.. If they'd have given
me all that money, i would have converted all the young hot goth chicks,
by having sex with them....... It may work.......>
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"NewYork
Times - Woman Bites Off Part of Boyfriends Tongue"
ha! now this is interesting, a girl who has been 'abused' by men in
the past, her current boyfriend 'squeezes' her too rough while kissing
her, she bites off a pretty large section of his tongue; and now he's
charging her with assault. Thats Great!
Sent in by: Andrew
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"eBaumsWorld
- Flow..." more flash fun~
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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June
20th
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Happy
Fathers Day~
.cre
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"Ananova
- Jordan Orders Pink Aston Martin Supercar" Yup,
Aston Martin will paint your car ANY color you want.. you just have
to pay for it. Also, super hot chicks who drive super hot cars, rule.
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"ICX
Property Details" alright, i know a bunch of
my readers are from my hometown (Toronto, Ontario), anyway, if you live
in toronto, chances are you've heard of this Dive bar called 'Vatikan'
located right across the street from the mental institute, right smack
dab in the middle of scummy prostitute town. Well, it looks like its
up for sale; but i just love the description "Sanitary Sewers",
anyone who's ever been in there, knows the mens washroom is festering
sinkhole of filth, Also, this is not located in the middle of the 'Dark
Club District'. Theres nothing around this shithole.
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"Aftenposten
- Woman Run Over By Her Own Car" Seriously,
if your car slips out of park, and it starts to roll down a hill, how
dumb do you have to be to think that you can stop a 2900lbs car with
your bare hands?
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"CommonDreams
- RumsFeld & Torture - This Wont Hurt Much"
hohoho now this is great. Take a read
Sent
in by: |TchorT|
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"Canada
- Severed Hand Found At Wasaga Beach" ha! Looks
like not even nice and calm Wasaga is free from random severed body
parts.
Sent in by: BrianC
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"UseMyComputer
- Dave Chappelle Apple Spoof" *snicker* Dave
Chappelle rules.
Sent in by: Kain
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June
19th
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"Canada.com
- Now Available in Select Markets: Orange Cauliflower" omg,
this is possibly the coolest thing ever. First off Cauliflower in its
white form rocks, but now that its available in orange.. Its like super
cool. alright wait.. this isnt that cool, infact, its kinda lame.. different
colored vegetables arnt much more special then their pale brothers;
But the fact that this has like a million times more Vitamin-A then
a regular Cauli. is kinda neat; so if yer pregnant and you have poor
eye sight in the family, you can chow down on some Orange Cauli.
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"eBay
- Tons of Japanese Video Game Collection..."
HOLY CRAP! Look at all these freaky Japanese consoles. But seriously
this dude prolly will get 100k usd for all this stuff. Some stupid rich
kid will prolly bite, and they'll have all the japanime games they can
handle.
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"Penny
Arcade - Manwidth" rofl, penny arcade rules.
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"Excite
- Saddam's Earless Victim Finds Hope in Plastic Surgery"
heh this is pretty low. but i guess you cant file a malpractice suit
for this kinda thing in iraq :)
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"Diesel
Sweeties - Beard Clan" *snicker*
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"CNN
- Scientists Find Rodent Monogamy Gene" bhaha
alright, sure this is huge leap forward for women mice (or wait, are
they womice?), Frankly i like a little variety; But i also know a few
guys who like variety ALOT more then i do, so this could come in handy
for them..
Sent in by: inmotive
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"EliteSavers
- Hot Upskirt Picture" k this is not work safe.
but. i think the look on her face is priceless..
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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June
18th
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"IGM
- Athlon Slows Down Your iPod: More Reasons Not to Buy a PC"
bhaha, listen to this Pro Mac bullshit. Dont get me wrong. Apples are
fine machines (aslong as you dont get one of the 'consumer' models);
i only knock them for how they sell themselves and how they always snub
PC users. First. Anyone who knows anything about computers, knows, PC
cpu's are not solefully manufactured by AMD. Nore does this problem
exist on any other machine besides certain AMD Laptop CPUs/Chipsets.
Frankly, these sort of articles just piss me off and make me hate mac
users even more.
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"CapeCod
- Courtney Love Surrenders to Police" i dont
think there are any pictures of Courtney Love, where she doesnt look
strung out...
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"CNN
- Man Making Tea Sees Body in Fridge" Alright,
What is wrong with kids today....
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"Ananova
- German Thief Caught by Trail of Blood" lol,
dumbest german thief ever.
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"IOL
- Film Fan Flounders With Mary Poppins Stunt" followup:
Looks like he wanted to jump first... What dumbass
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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"Natural
Sciences Faculty - Chew Shit Fun" bhahah, Now
thats a name.... Too bad the picture doesnt work :( I'm kinda curious
what a "Chew Shit Fun" looks like hehe
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"UberSite
- Killing a Small Child With my Ass" rofl,
another ringer from Ubersite, seriously, this is hilarious!
Sent in by: Kenmac
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June
17th
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June
16th
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June
15th
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"CNN
- Holsters Recalled for Causing Guns to Fire Accidently"
Go Quality Control!
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"Ananova
- Pub 'Sorry' for Mouse-Chewing Contest" What
the crap? a Mouse Chewing contest? I cant hear someone saying "Oh
lets have a contest where people have to chew a mouse, then spit it
out.. That sounds like a great idea..." I cant wait to hear what
PETA has to say about this. they'll prolly 'free' hundreds of captive
sealions and release them into killer whale infested waters..
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"Wired
- Half-Life Code Thieves Nabbed" Followup:
Now.. if Valve would only release the damn game...
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"SFWeekly
- Gentlemen Start Your Power Saws" Power tool
drag races.... This is more ghetto redneck then lawn mower races and
bull riding. Although these may reak of redneckness, i'd still like
to watch atleast one of these races just to see what they're all about
:)
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"STLToday
- Restaurant Denies Claim Food was Contaminated"
followup, That guy who was jerkin' it into peoples sandwedges and shiz
in Illinois, apparently didnt :) Uh yeah, right..
Sent in by: YearLee
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"Angry
Naked Pat - Ice Cream Fantastic" rofl, this
kids great! check out 'Nipples are Everything' and uhm 'Sushi Got Wheels'
Seriously, this is what happens when you raise your child on beer and
porn heh.
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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"UberSite
- Buying Crack, Politely Declining a Hooker's Service, Homeless People
in My Car..." holy shit. this is hilarious!
And thats not all, if yer bored at work, smurf around this site, theres
TONS of hilarious stories.
Sent in by: KenMac
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