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 Alright,
so a few of you guys know my work schedule is changing, I'll be covering
the night shift (wheeee!) for a few weeks, so if my upcoming posts dont
make much sense, or my spelling is worse then normal thats why heh..cre  
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| "The
Gallery of SuperDudes" why does it look like
all these guys are wearing red diapers?
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| "BBCNews
- IBM Helped in Nazi Mass Murder" I've always
known IBM is an evil company....
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| "Ananova
- Mugger 'in Wheelchair'" What the crap?! A
disabled mugger? This is like the blind guy who helped rob a bank. I
guess these guys are just trying to prove that when yer disabled, you
can do everything an 'abled person can do..
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| "Ananova
- Judge Caught Using Penis Pump" bhahahahah
owned.... Also see here.
(Sent in by: |TchorT|)
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| "White
Ninja Comics" ha! yet another good comic strip! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "LandOverBaptist
- Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp"
lol Now this is funny Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "CNN
- Gene Mutation Makes Tot Super Strong" OooOOo
I wonder if this kid will be the next Olympic heavy lifter world champion;
but this does sound cool, i cant wit till they start allowing genetic
manipulation in children, It'll be like a drivethru at Burger king "I'd
like a super strong, super smart child plz.. with a large fries."
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| "Aftenposten
- Pepper Spray Needed for Puffing Passenger"
What i dont get is.. Why dont they just make certain flights 'smoking'
and certain flights 'non-smoking'. Actually why not break it down further,
have one flight for parents with kids, and another for people with out
kids... And the plane without kids can be like a super party plane,
with like rhumba classes and limbo competitions and stuff... Yeah. im
tellin ya, i'd be the king of the Airways if i had my own airplane company...
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| "Ananova
- Black Cars Most Likely to Crash" heh shit...
This is probably why insurance for Black/Silver/Red cars are always
way higher then beige and brown cars... Damn you insurance companies...
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| "BBCNews
- Mr. ASCII Dies" Ascii :(
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| "CNN
- Blood-Soaked Customer Arrested" bhahah! it
doesnt get any better then this.. I'm not gonna spoil it, so take a
read! its great! Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "How
You Remind Me of Someday" *snicker* Nickelback
sucks! (just incase none of you guys knew that already) Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "The
SeanBaby Probe - Common Sense Not Needed" heh,
k some of this is funny, and the rest of it is stupid.. enjoy Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "eBay
- Lamborghini Murcielago" bhaha "slightly
used..." Hillarious.. But hell for 2500$ i would have bought it.
the engine block alone is worth more then that.
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| "NewScientist
- Tooth Growing Experiments Bring Smiles" Wooo!
I could use some new teeth; but i also like my bone marrow.....
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| "Washington
Times - Toronto Bloodbath Averted by Dog" I'm
not quite sure what to say about this...... I know crazy people who's
dogs make them crazier.....
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| "Ananova-
Microsoft Patents Human Skin Network" Wierd....
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| "Die
Wagenschenke" OH MY CHRIST! This rules! k,
first, the instructions are in German, or Czech or something, but the
gist of it is. you've gotta keep the drunken guy walking straight for
aslong as possible. you have to use the mouse to keep him upright, its
great. my record (so far) is 67 meters.. feer Sent in by: WarrenB
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| "Draft
Bruce.com" lol Bruce Springsteen rules Sent in by: rkuc
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| "DarkMinds
- Mother of the year.jpg" alright, first. THIS
ISNT WORK SAFE! But having amateur porno with the girls children wandering
around the photo shoot is hilarious! Sent in by: Nitro
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| "TribalWar
- Passion of the Christ" bhahah this is great!
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| "Gmail-is-too-creepy.com"
since gmail is all the buzz, heres some interesting facts...
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Stewie Griffin SoundBoard" k this rules.
But notice, the author (or whoever put this together) has terrible spelling....
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| "IOL
- Olsen Twin Treated for Eating Disorder" k
first, notice the blatent spelling error "MART-KATE" not mary-kate.
Anyway, has anyone seen a recent picture of these two? i actually lost
an erection while i was looking for an upto date pic of them. They're
really not that attractive anymore, infact, they're kinda slutty...
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| "BBCNews
- Pork Choc on the Menu in Ukraine" followup:
*shudder* Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Useless
People - Dremel Fun" heh, i first though this
was gay, until the kids shot the CD into the fish bowl, that was cool. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "NewYorkTimes
- A Very Muscular Baby Offers Hope Against Diseases"
SuperBoy Ho! Sent in by: mkow
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| "Street
Racing Chronicles.com" OH MY CHRIST! This is
hilarious. Any car person out there will piss themselves; and even non-car
people will get a chuckle out of this.
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| "BBCnews
- IBM Seizes Supercomputing Crown" holy crap,
16 terraflops, held in 4racks... Thats feersome.. 8000 PPC Chips. thats
2000cpu's per rack. unbelievable.
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| "Canada.com
- 215 Chinese Restaurants Shut Down for Adding Opium to Food"
heh, why cant China town in Toronto Sell soups like this? I'd love a
little Opium for lunch.
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| "Stupid
Videos.com - Croc Doesnt Want to Come Out From Under Car"
wow, looks like Croc's dont really care what they bite...
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| "Liquid
Generation - iPod Used in Domestic Homicide"
ha! looks like all these new space age plastics will last forever; anyone
remember the MS Xbox that stopped a 9mm bullet? heh. i wonder if the
iPod would do the same. Sent in by: BrianC
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| "Jesus
Christ Action Figure Commercial.mpg" rofl.
This is hilarious! Ive never seen bible thumpers try so hard to be 'cool'
heh Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "MuchoSucko
- Furries" alright, this may not be work safe,
strictly because its so strange (well that and the super porn banners
all over this site).So just make sure that no one is watching your screen
when you click this link Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "BBCNews
- Ukraine Serves up Chocolate-Covered Pork Fat" oh
god. what are the Uky's doing.. I cant imagine chocolate covered uncooked
bacon. it makes my stomach turn.. Not only cuz i think pigs are gross
animals, and the fact that im also allergic to chocolate, this is something
different, these 2 foods should not be combined..
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| "Aftenposten
- Car Maker Pins Hopes on Boxy Minibus" that
is the ugliest thing ive ever seen.
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| "CNN
- Japanese Boy Writes Apology in Blood" ha!
and i thought it was just teachers in the US who make their students
do crazy shit, looks like it happens in japan too..
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| "Nettavisen
- Raging Man Came Through the Sunroof" bhaha!
talk about road rage. i just would have put the car in gear, and reversed
out, ofcourse, that could cause serious damage the dude in the sunroof.
but, if his ass is trying to attack me, its self defense in my books.
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| "VG
Reality Movie - Life of the Dreamcast" k this
is gaylame... worst flash ever... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "C|Net
- Wallpaper Designed to Protect WiFi Networks"
Alright, now heres a great idea. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "StarTime
- Patented Dead Bolt Accessory Provides Total Home Security"
bhaha, i love it when people who make websites, use
a template from another website, and just edit the body, but leave the
<title> tags. Anyway; This is the best idea ever. the 'NoBack'
Thong. Best ever. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "CSMonitor
- Court Says: If Police Ask, You Must Give Your Name"
uhm i can totally see this going sour.. Think about it. What does it
take for a cop to 'suspect' you of something? Lets just say your out
for a jog, and you jog by a bank a few mins after it gets robbed by
some militant group, and the cops stop you, because they 'suspect' you
were involved, simply because you were in the area, and running away
from the scene. and if yer joggin, you prolly dont have your wallet
on you; so you have no proof of ID. Can the cops arrest you? Probably.
See how this is a complete step backwards from your civil liberties
movement?
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| "Excite
- Doctor Jailed for Billing for Sex" rofl i
wish i could charge 5k$usd for having sex with girls, now that would
be a job i could handle.
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| "CNN
- New Fish Species Discovered Off Brazil" Whoa!
Now this looks like a cool fish..
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| "Gizmo
- Pininfarina Introduces Its Own Branded Car"
See Pininfarina is famous for designing the most gorgeous ferrari's;
but.. This car, is very attractive from the front.. But whats going
on around back? If you have that bag strapped to the trunk lid, whats
your rear visibility like? Worse then a lambo'diablo. I dunno how practical
this is; and it looks kinda fruity from behind... i just dont know....
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| "VWVortex
- Mercedes Vision SLR Construction Process Revealed" i
think i posted this before, like ages ago. Its still pretty amazing,
that someone can take an old 88 500 SEC. cut the crap out of it, and
bolt on a bunch of fiberglass, and make it look like a supercar.. But
still i must say, some of gaps on the body panels does look pretty shabby..
Anyone who got close to this would realize its just not the real thing. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Laugh
at Rice.com" bhahaha OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT!
Check out the Galleries, some priceless pics in there. Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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| "IdleWorm
- Oil Emperor of Dune" bhahahah this is great! Sent in by: mkow
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| "Drunk
Drivers - Pacific Beach June 14th" Holy crapballs,
Check out all that sammach. i cant believe that one truck did all that.
Unbelievable.. I guess Chevy/GMC sure do know how to make tough trucks.
I'm surprized they havnt used this sorta angle on their marketing yet..
"If yer gonna be a drunken redneck, you can do the most damage
in a GMC..."
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| "CNN
- Gorilla's Amazing Leap Puzzles Zoo Experts"
wow, a gorilla, doing a 12ft long jump, that is pretty impressive. feer
the magical jumping gorilla's. But if you think about it. Gorilla's
are like super strong, they have huge muscle mass; so its pretty easy
to see how this can happen.
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| "Ananova
- Woman 'Starved Dog' to Fit in Plane Carry-on Bag"
seriously, people this dumb, should be killed.
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| "Gizmo
- Two New Version of the Porsche 911" Wooo!
Porsche has finally kicked those ugly ass headlamps. I'm glad they went
back to the nice round lamps.
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| "Diesel
Sweeties - Metric System" *snicker* Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Jurito
- Xtina" bhahah, k this prolly isnt worksafe,
but if you click it, make sure your volume is low, and circulate it
around your office :) Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "UseMyComputer
- Drinking Makes you Smart.wmv" alright this
prolly isnt for the weak at stomach, if yer eating lunch or a pussy,
dont click this link. Sent in by: kain
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| "eBay
- Disney/Pixar Finding Nemo Bruce, Life Size Sculpture"
did anyone else find the shark in Finding Nemo to be kinda disturbing?
The smile alone was enough to give me the willys.
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| "CNN
- Lake Goes Down the Drain" heh Sinkholes are
way cool, but you'd think that these man made lakes would have some
sort of national standardization so that things like this dont happen.
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| "Bit-Tech
- Orac3 Project" Holy crap! talk about overkill
on the Casemods, Now this does look cool, but i cant imagine someone
inviting me over to their house to 'take a look at his computer case'
so i still dont know how cool this stuff is heh.
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| "Excite
- German 'Samurai' on the Loose in Woods Near Berlin"
*snicker*
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| "PCiQ
- Personal Computing IQ Test" k nowi just did
the small test, i dont have that much time to waste doing silly IQ tests
in the mornings, anyway i scored 90% im curious which one i got wrong..
but im not paying those bastards the 1$ to find out Sent in by: quanja
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| "PressAnyKey
- Professor Science - Home Experiment #1" lol,
beetroot. what an awesome word. anyway, this is actually pretty funny,
they should do a "can green jello turn my poo green?" Cuz
it really can.. Infact its almost disturbing how food color your body
just expells without trying to process it.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "UseMyComputer
- Pumpkin-Attack.jpg" rofl Sent in by: kain
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