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 "Unrealistic
Expectations - Comic Book Guy Soundboard" *snicker*
Simpsons 4eva~ 
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| "SPOnG
- Xbox 2 Info Leaked" hrmm a 3.5+ Ghz PowerPC
Cpu? Thats damn fast for IBM architecture... We'll see how much of this
actually makes it into the final box.
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| "Booble.com"
rofl, click "Images" its great!
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| "The
Toque - What Should I Do if the Internet Goes Down" k,
this is pretty gay, but i do think its funny, that they're giving you
advice on what to do when the net goes down, but they put it up on the
web, where if your net was down... You wouldnt be able to get to it....
Better print this one out..
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| "TheRegister
- Daleks Invade New York" Exterminate! Destroy!
Exterminate! Destroy! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Honda-Tech.com
- God Damn, This Guys Car is Owned" bhahah!
"Thanks for the JDM Motor!" i also like how they left the
'autolock' attached to the brake pedal heh Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "eBay
- Talking Middle Finger Lighter" just incase
you needed a swearing lighter.... Sent in by: mkow
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| "La
Vie En Rose - For Men" OH MY CHRIST I NEED
A PAIR OF THESE.. also, the owners of the website, sure do have good
spelling "ACCROSS". heh
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| "fz.se
- WTF - Simply the Best.wmv" oh... my... god...
I dont even know where to start with these kids..
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| "My
Big Fat Piece of Shit." *snicker* gotta love
the TV rants :)
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| "ABCNews
- Marlon Brando Dead at 80" RIP: Walter E.
Kurtz :(
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| "SMH
- Pakistani Child Gets Indian Eye" k this requires
registration, login with 'whacked' and 'whacked' as the password, but
yeah, this is pretty cool (and if you have a weak stomache, reading
this may make you a bit queezy heh. Sent in by: mkow
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| "The
Best Page in the Universe" its true. this is
the best page on in the universe. heh But seriously, i can see myself
spending the majority of tonight at work flipping through these movies/images/etc. Sent in by: Ranma
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| "R-E.CO.IL
- Hacking with Ramzi.wmv" rofl, i hope i can
be as leet as Ramzsi one of these days! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| ugggh.
Ok, so the whole 'going dry' thing (not drinking) isnt working out,
and these night shifts are nearly killing me. But... Theres good news;
went out with an old friend the other night, and had yet another one
of the best nights of my life, God knows how much money was spent on
booze, and parking tickets, but it definatly rules to be me~ And how
the hell did i get all these bruises... hrmmm .cre
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| "Excite
- Tuna Loving Fat Cat to Slim for New Owner" bhahah
a 31lbs cat... Talk about the epitome of uselessness...
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| "Ananova
- Authorities Want Adult Diapers Removed" bhah!
i've never heard of this way to 'ward off' wild boars.... I dont think
human feces on fence posts will work....
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| "Binary
Clock" heh, why oh why would anyone ever need
this?
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| "Retardo's
How to Fuck a Retard" Alright, this is pretty
tasteless. but it did make me giggle a bit.
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| "UOGamers
- CounterStrike Cartoon Animated" bhah! when
i used to play CS, i found tons of guys like this, You'd smoke them
a bunch of times, and they'd get all pissy callin you a hack and shiz..
anyway, its pretty funny Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Rock
Paper Saddam" *snicker* Sent in by: Perlandra
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| To
my american readers; Happy Independence day~! Now my question is.. Whats
the difference between a Terrorist, and a patriot with fireworks? Both
want to blow up parts of the US with explosives, both (probably) would
have obtained them illegally.... .cre
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| "Penny
Arcade - Interplay and rats" *snicker* Interplay
sucks. Also see here
Nothing like the state of Cali. laying the smack down on a shitty computer
game designer company heh.
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| "CapeCod
AP - Terror Suspect Recieved Haz-Mat License"
Oh crap, How could the FBI let this happen; What happened to all those
post 911 anti-terrorist plans and restrictions that were put in place?
Seriously.. they have alot more work to do before they can say that
the US is 'secure'.
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| "Ananova
- Ancient Hippo Bones Found in Norfolk" k,
uhm i think they made a serious error in this article... They say that
the bones found were for Hippo's that were 6-7tons, and that they are
only half as big as Modern hippos, but i've never heard of a modern
hippo getting any larger then 8tons... i'd love to see a 15ton Hippo.
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| "Nettavisen
- Charged for Sex Orgies on Cruise Boat" Followup:
*Snicker* they actually have pictures... priceless.....
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| "CNN
- Dogs Kill 13 Cats in Animal Shelter" why
does this sound like something PETA would do? "We saved these vicious
dogs, and put them into an Animal Shelter..." But they never thought
to lock the doors heh. Sent in by: YearLee
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| "FoxOops
- Porn Slip up" heh, k this isnt too bad, but
its far from good heh. Any kid would be able to see the Huge wang partically
in that girl... Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "eBay
- Garfield Wendy's Kids Meal Bag Obscene Gesture"
bhah, this rules.. Now this is the kinda Garfield i can respect heh
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| "SeanBonner
- Fight Club at Staples" *snicker*
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| "Gizmo
- BMW's New V10 Engine in Detail" holy shit.
a 5.0ltr v10, developing 500+hp, why couldnt Ford do something like
this, they've got a 5ltr v8 (or had), but it only made 230hp. This is
why American engines suck when it comes to performance.. Even Dodge
has a motor almost twice this displacement, and it only makes 505hp.
long live BMW
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| "Ananova
- Ebay Prankster Gets Reply From Cannibal"
bhah, now this is good. dude puts himself up for auction as a joke,
and gets some unwanted attention :)
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| "The
New Republic - Special Defects" *snicker* Now
this is an article. Take a read its great~ Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Fry's
Electronic Employment Application" ha! now
this is comedy. Sent in by: Xian
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| "UserFriendly
- Personal Area Network Ideas..." god user
friendly sucks.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Excite
- 13-Year-Old Hijacks Dad's 40-Ton Truck" *snicker*
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| "Gizmo
- Batmobile for Sale - Ideal Second Car for Superhero's" Just
incase you actually wanted to own the last 'cool' batmobiles (Before
they went all neon-jesus with them when Val Kilmer became Batman...).
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| "How
to Fry an Egg on an XP" im sure i've posted
it before. but its still funny
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| "Ananova
- Student Smashes SMS Record" YAY LIKE ANYONE
CARES!
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| "F3ll0wsh1p
of teh R1ng" oh god. yet another "Fellowship
of the Ring gone 3r33t" its still kinda funny though.. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "JoyStiq
- Doom 4 Could be Three Megabytes Total" heh
yeah, This game does in fact rule; and it is amazing that they managed
to get all those textures into just 96k, but i've got some serious doubts
that any game coming from ID would be 3megs again :) Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Hugi
- Hahradi (Electronik SuperSonik)" OH MY CHRIST!
This is the funniest thing i've seen all day, Sound is required, it
is worksafe, and its HILARIOUS! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CapeCod
Online - Army's New Green Amunition May Pose Health Hazards Too"
UH OHS! I dont understand why its so hard to make a
Eco-Safe bullet? But.. what i think the better question is. why not
use another metal in bullets. like aluminimiumnmnnmmn or something,
something that can easily be recycled after shot. Hell give the invaded
country something to do after the war.. They'll love walking over previous
warzones with metal detectors digging up old bullets. heh.
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| "SFGate
- Stroke My Giant Hairy Armpit..." this is
the most bizzare thing ive seen all day...
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| "Nettavisen
- Girls Felt Pressured to do Oral Sex" bhaha!
seriously, you cant pressure a woman into giving you oral sex; they
hold all the cards in that sort of situation...
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| "Ananova
- Joy-riders Make Off in Milk Float" rofl,
nothing like running from the law at 12mph. How high would you have
to be to think that was a good idea. hell, you can practically jog at
12mph.
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| "X-Entertainment
- The Masters of the Universe Power Tour!"
ROFL This is great! Keep reading.. and i quote "She-Ra's a whore
and I don't feel like writing about her." Funniest shit ever. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "CBC
- Cactus Offers Help for Hangovers" ha! Now
this is something i'd donate my time to science for.. "You want
me to drink this WHOLE BOTTLE of Scotch in the name of science?... Ok...." Sent in by: Mr.Furious
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| "Office
Tin Foiled" ha! this is great! Covering a whole
office with tinfoil... Sent in by: Affliction
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