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 "Sudhian
Media - Will Intel Kill the x86 64bit Market, by Supporting it?"
ok, Now heres an interesting article; pretty much for geeks only, but
it put a smirk on my face once you understand what this article is trying
to say.. heh.  |
| "Ananova
- Fire-Walkers Treated for Burns" you know,
i'm a firm believer in Mind over matter; but these morons who walk over
hot coals, sure it may not hurt right away. But your'shit is gonna get
burned... Its like, if someone is tickling you, and you keep telling
yourself that its not ticklish; sure it'll prolly work.. But if your
walking on burning ambers, and you keep telling yourself "my feet
are really really cold..." you'll prolly be ok, until your feet
start to scorch and burn... Then yer screwed.
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| "eBay
- StormTrooper Replica Blaster" I cant wait
to show this to a girl i know, she'll get the moisty's....
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| "CNN
- Transfomers Game: More then Meets the Eye"
Oh My God... This looks like the coolest thing ever.... I hope they
dont fuck it up.....
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| "The
Accidental Video Game Porn Archive" ha! Now
this is great! the ones from Super Smash Brothers Melee are hilarious! Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Tribute
to Goatse.cx" *snicker* Sent in by: Brill
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| "The
Chicken Launcher" heh, yeh they tested this
on MythBusters.. Man that show rules. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| Alright.
So. after my 2 weeks of night shifts, i've been nearly destroyed; i
didnt sleep last night (well i got like 2hours sleep), ive got a splitting
headache, im starving, and now ive gotta get my ass up, and head back
into work for days. ugh. but i say again, Trailer Park Boys is one of
the greatest TVshows to come out of canada. .cre
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| "Ananova
- Man Crashes Car 'During Sex'" bhahaha, now
this is something i gotta try; sex while driving; I've gotten head a
bunch of times while driving, and its great; but ive never gotten the
whole she'bang.
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| "CNN
- Girls, Step Aside: Its 'Guys Gone Wild" hah!
now this is great. I dont know a single girl who'd buy this.
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| "Local6
- 'Vampire Slayer' Shoots Man in Face" did
i post this already?
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| "www.MusicPlasma.com"
wow, talk about excessive flash... just navigating this
site is causing my Trailer Park Boys episodes to skip.... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Bitch
Make Me a Sandwich.com" *snicker* now if i
could just find a bitch to make me a sandwich.... Well, actually if
i could find a hot bitch, who's got a sweet job, to make my ass a sandwich... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "EE
Times - Experts Worry That Synthetic Biology May Spawn BioHackers"
OooOOoOO BioHackers.. Now theres a cool term.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "The
Sun - I'm Brit, Like Janet" wooo brit nipp.
k this is prolly NOT work safe, but its just a little nipple... so it
should be ok. since you really do have to look and go "is that
really a nipple? oh yeah, it is.."
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| "Aftenposten
- Burglar Forgot to Turn Off His Cell Phone"
*snicker* dumbest burglar ever; i bet this is the same kinda guy who
leaves his cell phone on while at the theatre.
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| "Ananova
- Sci-Fi Fan Gets Spock Ears" what the hell
is wrong with people...................
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| "eWeek
- Mozilla Flaw Lets Links Run Arbitrary Programs"
Go Mozilla Go!
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| "Tami
Faith's Giant Clit Pics" k, this is definatly
NOT WORK SAFE!. And i dont think some of these are clits, i think they're
tiny penises glued onto vagina's.... Sent in by: JoeyKabloey
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| "StarBucksEverywhere.net"
heh, they even have the old 'StarBuckstuary' in toronto. it makes me
feel so special. Sent in by: mkow
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| "WowRobot
- Shopping" Holy shit.... my korean is terrible,
so i can only imagine that this website says "THIS IS THE COOLEST
ROBOT EVER! BUY ONE NOW!" but seriously watch the video at the
bottom, its the coolest thing ever.. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "eBay
- Microsoft Xbox - Idiot Needs to Sell..."
*snicker* I bet this guy is feelin really stupid now. I've done dumb
shit like this, but never to anything as an expensive as a 50"
TV.
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Loading a DirtBike.mpg" Now if this was only
real (it looks super fake, atleast to me). still kinda kewl.
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| "BBSpot
- Top 11 Reasons Geeks Stay up Late" heh kinda
gay, but i like the floppy one, cuz thats so true.
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| "Ananova
- Motorist Takes Revenge On Speed Camera" *snicker*
this guy rules.
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| "Albino
BlackSheep - Butt Plugs" k i'm sure we've all
heard this, but its even funnier with cheezy hand drawn animations. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "LasVegas
Mercury - The Ultimate Public-Private Partnership" ok,
well, i've never really wanted to visit space before, since it would
just be like earth, cept you'd be living in a sono-tube, with no gravity..
But.. Sex in space... Now that has peaked my interest, you could have
HUGE money shots, from like across the room.. Now that would be hilarious Sent in by: mkow
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| "Scotsman
- Bowie Recovering From Emergency Heart Surgery" david
bowie is so great! look at the last few lines, he's completely not concerned
about his own health, he was concerned that he'd be missing all the
fun he'd have with his fans.. Now that is a true musician.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| ha!
alright so get this. I was on my way to work last night, and on the
On-ramp by my house they're doing a R.I.D.E. (for you americans, thats
when the police setup a road block, and check cars for drunk drivers).
Anyway, so theres cars backed-up on the Ramp, so i had to wait my turn
to get 'inspected'. As i pull up, theres this cop, who's trying so hard to look cool and intimidating, dark glasses, tight cop-pants, his hand resting on his gun, and he's got the 'gate' in his walk like he's a cowboy. This cop Mosey's up to my window (of my fr0d explorer), and tries to pull off the "stuff my head into your vehicle to smell if you've been drinkin" move.. But, either he wasnt paying attention or was just trying to look cool, but he smashed his head against the top of my door/window opening, with a loud "Whump!" and with me not missing a beat, i broke out laughing. So the cop trying to maintain some composure (without even looking at me) says "Owehhhhhey have you been drinking tonight?", i replied while laughing "ha! nope, have you?", the cop wasnt impressed, he retorted with "Alright move along...." and he tried to wave me on. But anyone who's gotten pulled over by RIDE knows that yer supposed to get a coupon booklet (which widely goes unused.. but its a nice jesture); and this cop didnt give me one; so i stopped him as he walked away and said "Hey.. wheres my coupon book?" and heres where he completely lost all form of composure, he started rubbing his head where he smacked it against my truck and yelled "God Damnit! Move along! No Coupons for you!" atwhich point i openly broke out laughing and sped off. It was the funniest thing thats happened to me all week. .cre
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| "Crazy
Case Mod Contest: Meet The Contenders" heh,
hampster in a PC.. who thought that putting a hampster in a case was
a good idea????
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| "Ananova
- Sacked Gardener "Crashes Rod's Car""
heh, i like how this dude 'crashed' the car, but only did $600 damage
to it.. He prolly scratched the paint or something.
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| "EmpireOnline
- The Rock to Star in Doom?" OoOOoo Doom the
Movie Followup..
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| "BBCNews
- Lonely Women Pester Malaysia Firemen" bhaha
this rules. If i was a malaysia man, i'd be a dial-a-hunk fireman, just
to sex up all the little malaysian womens..
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| "ComputerWorld
- VAX Users See the Writing on the Wall" woo!
maybe i'll finally see some VAX's on the used computer market. I've
always wanted one of these.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "a
Triangle Morning - Which Way Adventure" lol,
i like how when you become a hobo, you can un-become a hobo heh. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Hotel
Moron.ar" BOOK YOUR STAY NOW... AT HOTEL MORON
heh. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| So
i've been watching alot of 'Transformers' episode (original series,
circa 1980s), and i noticed something strange... That was the first
show that i saw, that had 'midget' tossing. In Episode 15, Braun (one
of the smaller/stubbier autobots) asks Optimus to "toss me at him"
(at an insecticon), and Prime does - atwhich point, i broke out laughing.
Glad to see that there were politically incorrect things in Transformers. .cre
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| "Something
Awful - HomeGrown PVC Flamethrower" k, no registration
required (just scroll down) but this is the coolest thing i've seen
all day. Leave it up to the goons' to make a cheapo flame thrower.
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| "Excite
- Lisa Simpson to Issue Cry for Fornish Freedom"
... i dont get it ....
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| "Ananova
- Judge Found Dead Mouse in Beer" oh my christ.
the dude found the mouse *AFTER* drinking the whole bottle... I'd be
making a trip to the doctors to have my stomach pumped cuz who knows
what that mouse was rolling in before he got pressure fed into that
bottle. But from now on, i'll definatly be lookin in each bottle of
beer before cracking it open to have a sip.
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| "Funny
Microsoft Q Articles from the Knowledge Base"
holy crap balls! take a look at all of these, i knew about a bunch of
them, but this list is super long! and some of them are hilarious! Sent in by: mkow
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| "How
to Drive Like a Moron" i'm sure i've posted
this in the past, but its still funny Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Sun
- Project Looking Glass" ok, this is kinda
cool, but it suffers from the 'Hackers' desktop mentallity, where they're
trying to make computers look too hollywood, instead of practical and
effecient. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| Hrmm.
alright, so... my long time readers should remember this girl... My
x-x-x-xgf (i forget how many x's ago), But shes the one who keeps calling
the cops saying that im stalking her, anyway, she added me to her MSN
list, and then put me on block. Whats wrong with this girl? .cre
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| "AVSForum
- A Sign from God" *snicker*
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| "Aftenposten
- Cow Attacks Women in Trondelag" hah! I'm
telling ya, cows are tired of being oppressed, milked, and turned into
burgers. They're going to rise up and attempt to overthrow the government.
I guaranty that this is only the first of many cow-related attacks to
happen. MARK MY WORDS THE COWS WILL NOT GO SILENTLY INTO THE NIGHT..
i think im going crazy... Damn this whole-not sleeping, and excessive
drinkin is not doing me much good.
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| "Dog
Toy or Marital Ade.com" Wow only 12/14 on the
Easy mode. and again 12/14 on difficult mode. Not too shabby.
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| "Ananova
- Warning Prostitute Ahead!" bhah! this is
great.
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| "Lulu
- Learning by Doing: CISCO Certified Network Administrator 3.0"
wooo Free Cisco Net admin book for download. Sent in by: mkow
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| "BluesNews
- Doom3 At Quakecon" oh my god.. they've booked
the 'Gaylord Ranch'... i think they did this on purpose just so they
could write "MEET US AT THE GAYLORD RANCH!" on the invitations
:) Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "WorldNetDaily
- Air Passengers Taught Self-Defence" alright...
See.. i dont understand people.. If yer on a plane, and it gets hijacked..
Chances are.. yer gonna die.. and your only chance at survival would
be to try to stop the hijackers from taking the plane over. So. if the
whole plane populous rises up and jumps the hijackers, eventually hijacker
groups would learn that you cant just jump on a plane with a box cutter
and get a free airplane. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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