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 "TechRepublic
- Outlook: Recover Deleted Emails, by Corrupting PST File"
*snicker* Go microsoft; but yeah, this goes with my "if you cant
fix a problem, break it more, ina way that you can fix..." heh 
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| "eBay
- Animated Advertising Robot Musicians" just
incase you wanted some animated company in your living room for 16k~
heh
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| "The
Onion - Why No One Want Make Hulk 2 - Written by the Hulk"
*snicker* Alright, now this is kinda funny, an article in critique of
why no one has made a Hulk 2, written by 'The Hulk'; but... they mention
that Eric Bana was a 'break out role' as the Bruce Banner. but... wasnt
his first "break out role" when he was in Black Hawk Down?
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| "CNet
- Ballmer: Xbox 'Can Take Sony'" even though
the bulk of the article, is about the future of Microsoft, and how they
appear to be taking the work line of IBM (blech~), but theres some interesting
stuff in here NOT relating to the Xbox.
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| "Cromulac
- Sundown" hehe, heres a neato random word
generator, check it out, you can make some pretty funny words heh Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Engadget
- New Swedx Wooden Computer Gear" why on earth
would anyone want a wooden computer? Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Understanding
Technicians" rofl, now these are good. "Fucking
Damn Shit" holds a special place in my heart, as i've done this
a few times... but serious, take a read. its good heh Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "BBSpot
- Trailer Review: Catwoman" *snicker* Go BBSpot!
but seriously, even the trailers make the movie look bad.. theres no
way in hell this is gonna make any money
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| "Aftenposten
- Outdoor Sex Craze Spreads" outdoor sex 4evah!
my most recent outdoor exploit was just a few months ago, with an older
girl (i think she was 30something) in the alley just off college street
(i think it was on bathurst st. in toronto). it was so sweet; honestly,
if you havnt had outsidesex, you should really try it, the risk alone
makes it feel so wrong, but its so good.
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| "BBCNews
- Fossils From Forgotten Time Amaze" alright,
im no archiologist or anything but these are pretty cool; and the fact
that these were found in canada, its nice to see our name in international
news where we arn't being blown up by friendly fire.
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| "Ananova
- Missing Rugby Player Found in Fridge" ha!
i thought these rugby players were supposed to be 'hardcore' (now keep
in mind this cowardly rugby player could still whip my ass hardcore),
but i still think its funny that he'd hide from immigration.
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| "Bad
Tattoos.com" Oh my crap~ take a look at the
galleries... Some of these look worse then the crayon drawings my nephews
make, and they're under 4years old.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "C|Net
- Date Set for Doom 3" can't... hold... breath...
for.... any...longer..... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Shuzzle
- The Shadow Puzzle Game" Hrmm. now this is
a good idea; but i can see it getting irratating really quickly heh. Sent in by: mkow
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| Sorry
for the short update today, late for work. gotta run.. .cre
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| "BBCNews
- Canada 'Sells US High-Grade Pot'" Oh yeah~
thats cuz we take pride in our weed. heh
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| "Comedy
Central - Dave Chappelle's Black Bush" yet
again.. Dave Chappelle rules..
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| "eBay
- Unique Felt Pinball Platform Boots" ugliest
boots evar~ Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "HoSlap.net
- Slap That Ho!" heh, My record is 937mph,
i rule.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "BBCNews
- Cold War Bomb Warmed by Chickens" a nuclear
landmine...... Who thought of this one? Why would you want to bury such
a huge bomb, in hopes that someone would run over it? why wouldnt you
just drop it where you wanted it to blow up? Sent in by: mkow
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| "Pumpster
- Handmade Vagina" k this is not worksafe,
as it features some guy humping a melon... but its strangely funny...
im not sure how to describe *why* this is funny, but it just is...
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| "Mind
Distortion.tk" whoa! This is the coolest site
ever. well not as good as the breakdancing Soundwave, but its still
good
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| "999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.com
- PHP Hangman Game" now thats alotta 9's..
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| "Thugc0re's
Personal Page" ha! this dude is almost as good
as the 'Icey Hot Stuntah's~' Sent in by: Datsum
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| "Mrs.
India Canada Pageant 2004" *snicker* Scroll
down to the bottom for the rules... Who's broken engrish wrote this
crap? most of them seem overly redundant, or just plain confusing... Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Wilenkin.com
- Transformers Breakdancing" k i know i've
posted this before, but its SOOOOO GOOOD! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "eBay
- Power Scoops by: Morris Industries" rofl,
Rice up your car with a fake supercharger...
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| "Popular
Science - Display Your Digital Wonderland" did
i post this already? anyway, its pretty cool.
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| "www.crippledpimp.com"
k, this isnt worksafe, as its a pornsite... but its pretty funny none-the-less
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| "eBay
- Vintage Fender Stratocaster Air Guitar" this
joke never gets old.. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "CNN
- Inventor Unveils Talking Tombstones" oh god..
i can see this being a huge flop... Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Odt.co.nz
- US Research Confirms Otago Findings on Violence"
ok, i can see this, i thought this was gonna be an article on violence
in the media, causing angry adults later in life.. But yeah, take a
read... Sent in by: Tristan
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| "NBC
17 - Man in Fiji Raised as a Chicken" heh,
this would be the most hilarious joke to pull on someones kid.. Raise
them as a chicken, until they're like 20.. Then release them into the
"wild"...
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| "MoveOnPac"
VOTE JOHN KERRY~ gotta love election propaghanda~
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| "eBay
- Huge Lot of 90+ Transformers" YES YES YES!
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| "MSN
- So Tired - Where Web Surfers Go When They Havn't Slept a Wink"
sleep? who needs sleep......... Sent in by: mkow
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| "Speed
Drunk - State Bans 'Ultimate Party Toy'" *rubs
eyes* Buuuah? This cant be real? Alcoholic Air? where can i get one
of these mystical devices? also see here. Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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| "Herald
Sun - A Foot in Their Chicken Dinner?" heh,
i like how no one was willing to make any stand on this issue "Well,
our chief Pediatrist said it looked alot like a baby's foot.. But hell,
what does he know..." Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "Metal
Goddess.net - Heavy Metal Belly Dancing" oh
my god. please for the love of everything unholy click on the "Videos"
link, and preview a few of the girls. Its so bad.... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "eBay
- Apache Cobra Helicopter Flight Simulator"
Just incase you ever wanted to learn how to fly a Apache Helicopter.... |
| "Excite
- Cheney's F-Word Quote Lives on T-Shirts and Thongs"
I admit, i've lost my cool hundreds of times... But then again. I'm
not the Vice President of the USA...
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| "Nettavisen
- Stripper Found Paris' Breath Intolerable"
*snicker* Paris'ux
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| "Gene
Simmons - Firestarter" oh my christ.. this
is the coolest shit ever.. I wanna be gene simmons even more now. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Cat
Enema.com - Do Not Try This At Home" bhah!
the crayon drawings make this whole story! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Kein
Reis - Redneck Dyno" lol it doesnt get anymore
trashy then a ghetto dyno in the middle of a rock pit... Sent in by: Usteppin
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