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 "Aftenposten
- Union Wants to Ban Sex on Hotel TV" lol,
the cleaning staff is getting mad a naked men spankin it when they're
trying to clean the rooms. maybe they should just remove all the porn
that has plot lines of Cleaning ladies having sex with the sleeping
men inside.. ithink that would keep the harassment down heh. 
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| "Excite
- Woman Turns in 1,300 Guns for Bonanza" lol,
'gun collector', more like 'revolutionist'
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| "Nintend
Entertainment Console" Too bad this looks like
crap :(
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| "Ananova
- MP Caught Watching Porn in Parliament" busted...
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| "Bush
in 30 Seconds.com - Funniest Ad" *snicker* Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Yahoo
- Bigger Breasts Free, Join the Army" OH MY
GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST IDEA EVER! I wonder if i could volunteer some
girls into the military... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Casket
Furniture.com" bhaha, thats great! Best idea
ever. Coffin'Table! and im sure every goth out there is getting wet
right now. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Ananova
- Italian Town Bans Goldfish in Bowls" *snicker*
like goldfish have any idea what reality is like, most gold fish have
lived in globe tanks for most of their lives, what if a fish is used
to living in a globe bowl, and then you put it into a rectangular bowl,
wouldn't you be messin' with its little fish brain?
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| "StarWars.com
- Episode III Title" how gay is this.. Revenge
of the Sith... Are the guys who name these movies, TRYING to give them
shitty names?
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| "Wired
- Catwoman Coughs up a Hairball" Yup, looks
like Catwoman is another stinker in bad Lingerie.
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| "Umich
- Man Sues McDonalds Over Lack of Warning Against Forceful Burger Eye
Insertion" bhahah. who would have thought that
jamming a hamburger into your eye would be bad for you?
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| "Entensity.net
- Anime Bondage Rope Technique" k, there is
some cartoon boobies in this, so depending on strict your work environment
is this may not be work safe.. But i think next time im at Home Depot,
im gonna pick up 7meters of Nylon/Cotton rope... just for fun.. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "Geekasaurus
- Lego Guitar" alright, ive never been a big
fan of people playing instruments... but if i had a lego guitar.. i'd
totally learn to play... Or.. i'd play lego ON the guitar... heh Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "The
Register - 419ers Morph Into Murder Incorporated"
I cant wait for the 'WAR AGAINST NIGERIA' to start... Sent in by: mkow
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| "Excite
- New Martian Meteorite Found in Antarctica"
ugh. it must be Budgeting time over at NASA again... They seem to
find a 'new martian rock' whenever they need more money. Since they
have entire warehouses full of space rocks, meteorites, and space
dirt; and they only seem to bust them out when they're short on cash...
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| "Stupid
Links - Rat in my Computer" Uhm..... the real
question is... How did the rat get into the computer??
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| "BBSpot
- Bloopers - Bush Crashes in Afghanistan Kills 11" heh
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| "Ananova
- Builder Survives 70ft Fall" uhm, if i had
nearly died 3 times this year at work, i'd quit too... Thank god the
most dangerous thing here is the rush to the vending machine after the
candy-dude refills it every tuesday...
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| "Pointless
Waste of Time - 50 Reasons to Reject the Matrix"
*snicker* "its like rooting for the cubs..." Sent in by: mkow
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| "You
Have Bad Taste in Music.com" bhahhaa Holy crap
these guys are hilarious.. take a look at the Video's.. Priceless! but
it is true.. Bad Music Brings out Fine Hoes~ Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "EnemaRotica
- Erotic Enema Stories" i dont get it. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "BBSpot
- Trailer Review - The Village" *snicker* i
like the mentioned relationship between americans and canadians :) but
yeah, i'll prolly end up seeing this in theatres this week. I dunno
what it is, but his movies dont usually suck; unlike most of the tripe
in theatres now-adays.
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| "Trademe.co.nz
- Jet-Powered Go-Karts" ha! see i have this
problem, where if im going 100km/h, i prefer to have 3000lbs of steel
around me, just incase i do something stupid (since i always do dumb
shit when im going 100km/h).
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| "BBCNews
- First Pocket PC Virus Discovered" incase
anyone cares about a pocket pc virus.... oh no dont do anything with
all my syncronized data....
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| "Ananova
- Police Raid Summer Camp for Thieves" lol
summer camp for criminal training. Russia rules.
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| "Independent.co.uk
- Children to Get Jabs Against Drug Addiction"
alright, honestly im not a huge fan of drug use (but yeah, i drink like
a drunk fish, and i'll occassionally share a J at a party or something)
but honestly, if you start taking the joy out of the little drugs (pot,
cigarettes, etc), chances are kids in the future are just gonna try
something else. We can only assume that in the future theres gonna be
like Super-Future-Crack or Mega-Grande-Mary-Jane, which cant be immunized
for now, since they dont exist. So taking all the light drugs and saying
"Ok kids, these just wont work for you, so you better not try any
others..." just isnt gonna work.. Sent in by: Geaux_Cool
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| "Dissonant.org
- SWAT Hand Signals" hehe, some of these are
pretty funny Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "NASA
- Cassini-Huygens - Thats No Space Station" oh
yeah, when NASA says "THIS IS NOT A PICTURE OF AN ALIEN... IT JUST
LOOKS LIKE ONE..." we can totally trust them, cuz you know... if
nasa ever did find alien life, or any artifacts, the CIA or the Homeland
Security Department would take over, and NASA would lose a butt-ton
of funding.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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|
| "Canada.com
- Ben & Jerry's Co-Founder on Road, Saying Bush's Pants Getting
A Little Warm" *snicker*
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| "Ananova
- Naked Man Covered in Nacho Cheese Arrested"
bhahah. this is the coolest robber ever... Honestly, if a dude walked
up to me completely naked, dripping with nacho cheeze, i'd give him
my wallet.. Hands down... "Sure dude... its yours..."
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| "CNN
- Meat Hook Dangling Craze Mystifies Police" Yeah,
i've always wanted to try this, cept i've never known anyone who's in
this "industry" who wasnt a complete freak...
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| "BBSpot
- Blooper - Dick Cloning" *snicker*
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| "Photobucket
- Downs Britney.jpg" ewwww gross! Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "Houston
Airport System - Airport Rangers" hah! cowboys....
patrolling airports... i feel safer already... Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "Out-Law.com
- Canada Says File Sharing is ok!" go canada
go! Sent in by: mkow
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| "The
Inbetween - Doom 3 Screen shots" looks like
the old april fools joke is making rounds again...
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| "Canada.com
- Miner Digs up 182-Carat Diamond" Whoa~ now
thats a huge rock, about the size of a cigarette pack if memory serves..
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| "My
Way News - Flicking Mosquitoes May Prevent Infection" OoOoooOO,
Dont squash those mosquitoes, cuz you may die... But seriously, I'm
waiting for the US to declare war on the mosquitoe threat... heh.
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| "Wired
- New Foreskin is Really a Stretch" ha! just
incase you wanted to unmutilate your penis, heres a 'howto..."
heh
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| "InfoSeek.co.jp
- Kikkomaso.swf" i'm sure i've posted this
before, but its still bizzarre.. Sent in by: re/Module
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| "KontraBand
- The Truth About Japanese Restaurants" *snicker* Sent in by: mkow
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| "Craigslist
- Warning! Dont Shave That Hair!" hah! boy
am i glad i dont have mounds of ass hair (i got some nice peach fuzz
tho, infact, its rather impressive. but yeah, take a read.. its pretty
funny heh. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "From
Bacon to Soap" in the words of tyler durden...
I make and I sell Soap.
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| "Stupid
Videos - Cat vs. Dog" with pets like this,
who needs a tv?
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| "eBay
- Pentium 2 Motherboard Necklace" *snicker*
"Note: Mobo Does Not Glow. Yo"
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| "Yahoo
- 'Pongy' But Drinkable Champagne Uncorked After 50 Years on Sea Bed"
you know... If something i was drinking smelled like mushrooms, i'd
definatly think twice before having another sip. Cork material isnt
waterproof, its fairly pourous, so god knows what kinda enzymes got
into those bottles..
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| "The
Super Megason IV" bhaahhah! this rules Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Kwoon
- Fanime.mov" *snicker* Anime Fan-boys.. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Mini-ITX
- Nanode Launch Page" Mini-ITX 4evah~ Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Sun
Sentinel - Parking MeterFairy is a Dream Come True in Coconut Grove"
bhaha! this dude rules!
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| "BBCnews
- Wired Broadband Gets Supercharged" wooo!
25megabits/s now that i feer. If this becomes available in Ontario for
cheap, i'll switch from cable to DSL in the blink of an eye.. but i
like how 90% of this article, is just "pastesaq" from a press
release flyer...
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| "Ananova
- Holy Indian Man Needs Electricity" so his
body has increased his ohm rating.... thats prolly not a good thing..
his muscles have prolly 'cooked' over the may years of electrical abuse
(heh electrical-abuse.. get it? like alcohol abuse.. im retarted...)
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| "Yahoo
- Questioning of Photo Student Challenged" Seriously,
what kinda place is America changing in to? When a Student of the Photo-arts
can't take a simple picture without being hassled by the HomeLand Security
department? Hi.. Have you guys met my friend Big Brother?
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| "BBCNews
- Panic at Nigerian 'Killer Calls'" uhm. this
is the dumbest thing i've heard all day... You'd think if there were
'killer numbers', that the owners manual would indicate the threat.
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Smoking
is Awesome." bhahah! now this is hilarious!
smokers, this is required reading. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Braille
T-Shirts and Tops" oh my god. this is such
a great idea! I'd be all about touching the chest of an myserious woman.
why cant all girls wear shirts like these? Sent in by: Perlandra
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|
| Dear
god... what have i done. Went out drinking last night with a few friends;
got pretty buzzed, god knows how much we had to drink, but i left with
160$, and i just checked my wallet, and i have 5$ left. But this hangover
is the worst ever. its taken 7hours just to get to a point where i dont
feel like being sick... ugh. .cre
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| "Ill
Will Press - Do's and Dont's" *snicker* Foamy4president
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| "BurnoutPC.Com
- Darth Vader PC II" ok, asmuch as i hate starwars,
this is pretty cool.
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| "Ananova
- Lionel Ritchie and Lenny Kravitz Break up Nightclub Brawl"
Feer the record producing vigilante's.
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| "Wired
- Los Alamos Lab Halts Operations" Hrmm, now
this sounds like a good idea. People are stealing shit, and messing
around with dangerous laser guns, instead of firing all the parties
involved, they're just closing down the lab so people cant steal or
shoot co-workers.. I dunno what it is about american exec's making poor
decisions as of late. But these old execs, need to stand up and start
throwin the fists around to get these monkey's in line..
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| "Neil
Fraser - 3D Mouse" k now this is pretty cool,
except, that i dont think i've seen any real need for a 3D Mouse Pointing
device in all my years.. so its cool, but wheres the practicallity? Sent in by: mkow
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| "NewsDay
- Police Say Pipe Bomb May Have Caused Small Times Square Explosion"
hrmm, i cant wait to see how they counter this sorta thing.. Xray teams
on the subway platforms, explosive sniffing dogs, random bag searches.
Bye bye civil liberties.. Sent in by: Beanz-
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| "Everything
Burns - Pho' Noodle Shop" lol Fo'Shizzle my
noodizzle. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| Heh,
alright those of you who've known me for ages, know that i havn't had
a 'dream' in just over 11years.. but just the other day, i actually
had one; and it was very vivid, and contained something i lost 7years
ago.. so i hope this is a sign that my brain has actually starting to
work again.. we shall see.. Oh yeah, also, i saw I,robot last night,
pretty good movie, way better the King Arthur, like 100x better, infact,
i dont even think that King Arthur should be classified as a movie,
it was more like a series of boring still images blended together with
shitty music, bland dialogue and terrible continuity errors; so long
story short. See I,Robot, and tell all your friends to skip King Arthur .cre
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| "CNN
- Reverends Rev Up for Stock Car Race" You
know religion is on the downfall, when they're trying to make reverends
look like the childhood icon's by turning them into race car drivers.
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| "CNN
- Pelicans Mistake Arizona Asphalt for Lakes" Uhm,
now this is an interesting problem, how will the state of arizona deal
with the problem of Pelicans crashing into the roads? Remove all the
roads? paint the asphalt? well they havnt really said.. But this will
be an interesting problem to see how they deal with it.
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| "BBSpot
- Top 11 Geek Bumper Stickers" Holy crap, these
are surprizingly hilarious, "This car did the kessel run..."
<-- brilliant, "Robot in disguise..." <-- priceless
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| "Ananova
- Blind Ex-Wife Declares Man Dead" *snicker*
Blind woman identifies dead mans body... who needs a joke, when you
have a punchline like that.. heh
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| "WNBC
- Potty Rage: Two Charged in Burger King Bathroom Battle" bhah!
read the description... They 'bumped chests' i didnt realize this sorta
thing happened outside of fat guy movies... but i'd love to see the
security camera footage from this burger king, it has to be hilarious Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "Sand
Acting Like Water.mpeg" hrmm i cant tell if
this is rendered or not. cuz you can make sand 'almost' act like water
(through liquifaction, or vibration) but its really hard to tell in
this little video, anyway, its pretty cool, take a look. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Phallic.org
- Mormon Masturbation.txt" lol, mormons suck Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "TechRepublic
- Outlook: Recover Deleted Emails, by Corrupting PST File"
*snicker* Go microsoft; but yeah, this goes with my "if you cant
fix a problem, break it more, ina way that you can fix..." heh
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| "eBay
- Animated Advertising Robot Musicians" just
incase you wanted some animated company in your living room for 16k~
heh
|
| "The
Onion - Why No One Want Make Hulk 2 - Written by the Hulk"
*snicker* Alright, now this is kinda funny, an article in critique of
why no one has made a Hulk 2, written by 'The Hulk'; but... they mention
that Eric Bana was a 'break out role' as the Bruce Banner. but... wasnt
his first "break out role" when he was in Black Hawk Down?
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| "CNet
- Ballmer: Xbox 'Can Take Sony'" even though
the bulk of the article, is about the future of Microsoft, and how they
appear to be taking the work line of IBM (blech~), but theres some interesting
stuff in here NOT relating to the Xbox.
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| "Cromulac
- Sundown" hehe, heres a neato random word
generator, check it out, you can make some pretty funny words heh Sent in by: _Spectre_
|
| "Engadget
- New Swedx Wooden Computer Gear" why on earth
would anyone want a wooden computer? Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Understanding
Technicians" rofl, now these are good. "Fucking
Damn Shit" holds a special place in my heart, as i've done this
a few times... but serious, take a read. its good heh Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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